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Mike's Wife Walked in Mid Wipe!
Mojo In The Morning

Mike's Wife Walked in Mid Wipe!

from Mojo In The Morning

June 15, 2023 | 00:07:34 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Mike had the most embarrassing situation happen to him. Yesterday it happened and the embarrassment was when your wife

00:01:45 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 7:

saw it. Yes, I didn't think stuff like this could happen once you get married. So I've been with my wife Since 2009 I was going to try to do the math Like 13, 14 years And then we've been married almost It'll be five years this year So I didn't think there was anything Where you could like embarrass each other Or get awkward around each other I figured we've passed those moments And then yesterday She walks in while I'm pooping Now that's not a big deal She's done that a million times We just have that awkward moment Where she goes up Closes the door Walks out But you guys I was mid wipe I was mid Oh no Oh yeah, and like a deer in headlights I look up, she looks at me We make eye contact and she slams the door I haven't looked her in the eyes since

00:02:30 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 5:

That image, by the way Has been burned in her brain And it'll never go away Make a duty

00:02:35 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 6:

By the way, that might be one of the worst Moments that you could ever have That's worse than your Significant other or wife Walking in on you and you're taking care of yourself You know? Yeah. Yeah. It's so awkward now.

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That might be the worst.

00:02:52 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 6:

When she walked in on you, did you look to the side or did you look through your legs?

00:03:00 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 7:

Hello, honey. I stopped what I was doing. You know how when somebody walks in, usually you cross your legs and put your arms over it and kind of cover things. But I have one hand and I'm leaning at the same time. Were you sitting or standing? I was sitting, so I was leaning. I was leaning. You're leaning. Okay. All right.

00:03:21 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 6:

Okay, so 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is the most embarrassing thing that your spouse, your significant other, has ever seen you do? What is the most embarrassing thing that your spouse, your significant other, has ever witnessed you do? And can you ever recover from that?

00:03:44 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 7:

I don't know how you come back from this. I mean, eventually it'll fade away, but you're right, Shannon. That's burned in her brain for at least a couple weeks.

00:03:53 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 6:

Poor Allie. Oh, my God, witnessing that, that poor girl. Oh, Mike. The entire time that this is going on, Mike, and you're still just trying to finish up, do you go, God, what do I say to her as soon as I walk out of the room?

00:04:09 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 7:

Yes. Oh, yeah. I immediately want to walk out and make a joke about it, but this is, like, we've seen each other in our worst moments. She's seen me, you know, drunk puking in a shower before when we were younger. No, this is worse. This is way worse. It is. I got a poo!

00:04:23 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 6:

By the way, I will tell you that she now has one up on you. So, she now has the ability, Mike, forever to hold this against you. That she witnessed that.

00:04:36 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 5:

I hope when you come home today, she just hands you a roll of toilet paper. Just casually. Wipes. To let you know she has not forgotten you. Hashtag never forget.

00:04:45 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 6:

Do you guys, by the way, if you witnessed that, if you saw that and you noticed that they're doing it wrong? Like, is it from the front to the back or the back to the front? You take the trash out the back there. Don't take it out the front.

00:05:00 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 7:

what's up katie how you doing hi good morning guys um so a little back history i'm 48 and i've i had two cavities my entire life very blessed with my teeth and i was in my late 20s when i got my first one anyways 48 i had to go to the dentist because i had a cavity and i lost it i was crying hysterical they had to give me volume and i was ugly sob crying i to the point where i could barely walk, and now anytime anybody brings up the dentist, my husband just gives me the side eye.

00:05:34 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 8:

Oh, that's kind of cute, though. That is an embarrassing moment. That is an embarrassing moment when you're on pain meds and all the rest of that stuff. Not as much embarrassing as what Mike just went through, though. Could you imagine walking in and watching your spouse

00:05:49 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 7:

wiping? Yes. That actually happened to me 30 years ago, and yeah, it burns in your brain.

00:05:55 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 8:

Okay, so tell us then Since you walked in and saw that What is Allie thinking about right now? What's her thoughts?

00:06:03 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 7:

The position he was in Because when I walked in On my ex-husband I was like, ooh, you stand To wife? She's going to forever see you In that position Anytime you move in the chair or something And you're close to that position That's burned into her brain

00:06:23 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 8:

What's up, Megan? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning

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hi so i just had a baby and i was on a lot of iron and i was also taking a laxative because of all the iron that i was on and i was holding my son and i felt that i had to go to the bathroom so i went and laid him down and just like pooped all over myself oh no and then my husband had to like come in and he was hosing me off in the shower and i felt like i was like a cow and

00:06:51 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 8:

He was just like, oh, poor girl. I mean, for better, for worse, right? By the way, he never will bring that up ever again. I hope he's...

00:07:02 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no, he brings it up all the time. Oh, there you go.

00:07:05 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 8:

Katrina, what's going on?

00:07:07 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

Hi. So when me and my husband first started dating, we were still boyfriend and girlfriend. And he stayed the night, and I thought he left, but he forgot his keys, and I was holding in gas For like two days straight Because we spent two days together And then as soon as he left the house It was the longest Lousy time I've ever had And he came back And was like are you okay

00:07:33 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 1:

It sounded like a semi horn

00:07:41 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 8:

Oh this might be the worst This was probably keep it as clean as possible if you can Cheryl but Cheryl this was not you this was your co-worker

00:07:56 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 6:

yeah so it's been a few years but I had this co-worker who you know money was tight they were newly married so he had lost his crown on his tooth and didn't want to have to repay for a new crown so his wife I think it was less than a year had walked in on him taking a dump over a plastic tarp in their garage so that he could then pour through his poop in order to find the missing crown. Oh, my God. And it took him years to tell me that story, a couple happy hours. He needed some incentives.

00:08:43 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 8:

That's a coworker that forever. you will never, ever see again in the same light. Oh, my God. Oh, jeez.

00:08:55 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 3:

Hey, there's Mike from Mojo in the Morning. Mike, go! Mike, go! Mike, go! Oh, boy. I'd know him from the shine off his head quicker than anybody.

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