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Mojo Ate Out the Garbage and Is NOT Ashamed!
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Mojo Ate Out the Garbage and Is NOT Ashamed!

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November 27, 2024 | 00:11:44 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Thank you for being here with us, Mojo. Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev, KP Lydia, and Zach. Good to have you guys here. I have to be quite honest with you. This was one of those things that happened yesterday that I'm not ashamed of. I'm not going to ever be ashamed of this, but some people may find it shameful. So Chelsea and I have been really trying to watch what we eat. And I've told you guys, and I've been very forthcoming with this, that I've even used the help of one of those weight loss shots. And it's amazing, by the way. For anybody that is faced with any kind of health issues because of their weight, I recommend you do whatever you can to lose weight and don't be ashamed of it alright because being overweight is worse than anybody wondering how you've lost that weight and I like to share that with people because I do think that there are people that you know would require this and I'd rather do this than surgery okay so with that said last night we ordered Dickie's BBQ and I love Dickie's BBQ And Chelsea and I have now gotten to this point where we don't order meals anymore for each other. Like, we don't order, like, full-on meals. Even if we're doing a takeout order, we will order one meal and a couple of extra, like, healthy sides. Like, a couple extra things of vegetables. Because I not necessarily have to eat a full meal anymore, which is kind of nice. I kind of like this. Because before in the past, I used to, when I was a kid, I was one of six kids. It was always my mom would say, finish your, you know, what's on your plate. And I would finish what's on my plate. My plate was a platter. I would eat the whole thing. So we got done with dinner last night, and we clean up the kitchen. And after we get done cleaning, you know, up the kitchen, we do our thing, go watch television. We're watching Reindeer Baby, which, by the way, have you guys watched that yet? No. Holy Christ.

00:04:14 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 2:

I watched the first episode and then thought, meh.

00:04:17 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 5:

I'm surprised you don't like it. It's British people. Anytime people have that funny accent, I thought you loved it. Watch it, though, Megan. I'm telling you, give it some time. It's craziness.

00:04:26 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

I just feel like I know how it's going to end.

00:04:29 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

Well, you don't. I'm telling you, you don't, okay? Unless you've already read ahead. But, so, let me get back to my dickies. We got done with that, and then here's our routine. I do prep. She, you know, gets the house all kind of, you know, ready and deals with, you know, stuff that she's got to deal with. And then right before we go to bed I take the two dogs out To go to the bathroom one last time I go into the kitchen and make sure everything is cleaned up For the next day and she goes into the bedroom And does her thing and so the dogs are outside doing their thing they come back inside i go into the kitchen and i realize we didn't throw away the dickies uh fully at the bottom of the garbage can they are on the top of the garbage can game changer and i got myself a spoon and i went over i opened up we have our garbage that's in our cabinet i pull out the garbage trash compactor thingy And I open it up, and I'm there in the garbage, leaning over, eating leftover pulled pork and cold saw. And I'm eating it, and all I hear is, Tom! And I can turn around and look, and I've got, like, barbecue sauce all in my beard and stuff like that. And I am caught red-handed by my wife eating out of the garbage can. i'm so proud of you thank you thank you i appreciate that because i know you have eaten

00:05:58 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 1:

out of the garbage can frequently i probably do it a couple times a month i would like to let

00:06:02 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 5:

dickie's barbecue know that if you want me to endorse you i would and the slogan would be food so good you'd eat it out of a garbage you know what i mean like would that not be a great little like you know plug for those guys yep i look over back at chelsea this is the best part of the whole thing the funniest part of the whole thing i look back at chelsea and i go i'm talking about this tomorrow i'm adding this to my topics and i said do me a favor take a picture of me and she goes i will not your kids will be so embarrassed i think more people do it than

00:06:33 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 6:

they would admit to yes especially how i'm visualizing this is that it's in a container it's not like a loose sandwich in the trash it was still yes it was still in the styrofoam so

00:06:44 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 5:

it still had the styrofoam on it although the lids were not at because i you know when they got put in by chelsea she smushes them down a little bit probably so that she doesn't eat out of the garbage can so it kind of had a little bit of remnants of other stuff that was on top and then it had like papers and things that were on there so it really wasn't like fully yeah no it's not

00:07:05 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 2:

why it's clean because it's in the garbage and you know what else goes in the garbage garbage and you know what garbage has germs you know how germs spread contact it was in there you guys with

00:07:15 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

other germy garbage but you have to assess the garbage when you're deciding whether to take another bite out of the garbage or not like if i if my dogs pooped on the floor or something peed on the floor and i used paper towel to clean that up well first off the poop goes in the toilet but like then the paper towels go in the garbage i'm not going to eat out of that garbage but if it's a bunch of dry if it's a bunch of my junk mail that sort of garbage i'm eating out of the garbage

00:07:40 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 5:

all day long it's it's not it's it's it's it's all megan it was perfectly fine it was actually perfectly clean somebody just said amanda just goes mojo went full raccoon on us 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number i don't want to shame anybody i'm just hoping for somebody else to help me out with this one here i want to know are there any listeners that have ever eaten out of a garbage can and if you are a listener that has ever eaten out a garbage can what food was so good you ate out of the garbage can because i want to know about that

00:08:19 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 1:

the last one for me was lucy's birthday cake she had this the most beautiful birthday cake at her dad and stepmom's house and they sent the leftovers to my house so we could all like finish it and it wouldn't go to waste yeah well i'm i had eaten so much of it just with a fork on the kitchen counter i was like no more i cannot like i need to fit into a wedding dress you know in two weeks i just need to i need to get rid of this thing okay everybody was done with a cake it's it i could hear it singing to me from my garbage can that ombre pink and orange frosting and so i would go back it sounded like and i would take a spoon and literally just take

00:08:58 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 5:

a little weight out of the garbage yeah it was so good there's nothing that's how it always is

00:09:03 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 6:

it's always the oh i don't need this anymore or i'm trust me i'm over this i'm done and then five seconds goes by and it's like one more bite yeah that was so good give it to me baby

00:09:13 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 5:

oh uh what's going on alicia what's happening it's mojo in the morning how are you good morning mojo how are you what's going on what food was so good you ate it out of a garbage can

00:09:25 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 3:

you know it really don't matter because i'm a raccoon by night i sleep eat it could be the barbecue that we threw away it don't matter i'll take it out the trash can and eat it and i don't know to the next day when everybody's like mom really great that you actually eat it not realizing

00:09:43 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 5:

it and then the next morning that's when you find out yeah that's amazing i didn't realize that

00:09:50 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 3:

happened that's unbelievable yeah it's kind of actually gross what i eat sometimes what kind

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

what's the best uh stuff that you've ever eaten out there that you you

00:10:00 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

You've realized.

00:10:01 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 9:

I wouldn't say the best, but I've woke up with Twizzlers hanging out of my mouth, and I don't even eat Twizzlers.

00:10:08 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 6:

See, this is interesting, because my brother claims that he sleeps eats as well, but I always thought that was just an excuse when he ate all of my favorite things.

00:10:17 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 9:

Oh, no, it's hereditary, I think, too, because my sister used to eat frosting in the middle of the night and everything. My mom would go to make cakes and be like, where's the frosting, Kalina? No, she was lying.

00:10:27 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, notice we got frosting, we got Twizzlers, we got all the delicious. Nobody ever says I slept in some broccoli last night.

00:10:36 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 9:

When you're sleepy, do you have... I wasn't surprised if I did, though. Don't put me in the trash can and have me over for the night.

00:10:43 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 4:

Do you have weird dreams when you're sleepy? Like, what are you thinking about in the middle of the night?

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Well, I don't need to sleep food.

00:10:50 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you're hungry. Something makes her hungry. Susie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

00:10:57 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 7:

I'm good. How are you?

00:10:58 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 4:

Good, Susie. What was so good you ate it out of a garbage?

00:11:02 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God. Chinese food.

00:11:04 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 4:

Oh, it's the best. And it's like fried rice in the garbage is the best fried rice ever, isn't it?

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Yeah. I'll be done. I think I'm done eating it. So I'll throw it away. And then, like, in the middle of the night, I'll be like, okay, let me look at my snack.

00:11:18 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Does it sing to you like Lucy's birthday cake did to me?

00:11:22 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 4:

And what did it sound like from the garbage? Yeah. What does it sound like?

00:11:25 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 7:

oh my god eat me you'd have to sponsor that song

00:11:32 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 4:

it's too early in the morning what's going on Valerie hi

00:11:37 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 8:

hi I've eaten cupcakes not one not two several cupcakes

00:11:42 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 4:

yeah you stopped counting after two but you said several I'm wondering what that number might be

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less than six

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you know that's alright

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I destroy everything so it's unedible. I don't care if it's dish soap. There's no going back.

00:12:02 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. See, that's the thing, Megan. If I pour stuff on top of it, like if I pour gross things on top of the stuff, you know, or like she does dish soap on there, I won't touch it.

00:12:14 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 6:

I get your reasoning. I truly do. I just don't agree with it.

00:12:17 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 4:

I know. I know. Have you ever tried Dickies? You've got to try it.

00:12:21 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 6:

No, but honestly, you made me want to.

00:12:23 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 4:

It's so good. Jamie, what's going on? What did you eat out of the garbage?

00:12:27 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. I want to say congratulations to Shannon and Wes for their... Yeah! Thank you so much. So back in July, I had gastric bypass surgery. I've lost almost 100 pounds. Congratulations!

00:12:41 - 00:12:41 | Speaker 8:

That is amazing.

00:12:41 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 5:

Thank you. So we went to Black Rock a few weeks ago, and so I have to eat small portions. Well, when I got home, I was still kind of hungry. You know, it's been an hour or so. and my wife threw the thing of pita bread in the garbage. Well, I've seen it sitting on top, so I grabbed the pita bread out of the garbage and ate it.

00:13:01 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 4:

Oh, man. How dare she throw any food away? Because when you do that surgery, you're a nibbler, right? Oh, yeah.

00:13:09 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Yeah. I eat, like, nothing, barely.

00:13:12 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. So it is one of those things where it's almost like you graze all day long and you need to have the stuff to graze with.

00:13:18 - 00:13:21 | Speaker 5:

Well, they tell me I have to have six small meals a day. Sure. Exactly.

00:13:22 - 00:13:40 | Speaker 4:

You do not feel bad about that thing, okay? Absolutely not. Somebody just said that they ate food out of a garbage can, and after they were finished in wiping off their mouth, they looked inside, and there was cockroaches inside of it. Oh, my God. Kill yourself. Jesus Christ.

00:13:41 - 00:13:42 | Speaker 5:

One more bite, though.

00:13:42 - 00:14:12 | Speaker 3:

One more bite. Then I'm done. They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans, July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first-ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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