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Mojo Caught His Neighbor With His Pants Down
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Mojo Caught His Neighbor With His Pants Down

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June 16, 2023 | 00:07:27 | Leisure

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more or visit trim fire radio.com mojo in the morning speaking of neighbors i got a story to tell you so has anybody ever witnessed a neighbor doing something that you're like did i just see what i just saw i witnessed a neighbor yesterday so i took the dogs out to go to the bathroom and they wanted to go for like a little walk so i'm like i'll take them just down the street i live on like a cul-de-sac and i'm walking with the dogs and i turn over and i look and i see a neighbor while my dogs are lifting their leg to pee on the mailbox my neighbor full front right in his front yard whipping it out peeing right in the front yard in his yard or your yard. No, in his yard. His yard? He was actually just sitting there peeing. Winnie the poo in it, huh? He had like his, you know, his wiener out with his zipper, and he was just sitting there, Mike, you know, kind of getting it going right there on the tree. And I looked, and I'm at Henry and Louie, and Henry and Louie are like, oh, this is kind of nice. We're all like in a... It was like we were all in a bathroom together, and everybody was at the urinals. My dogs were at the small urinal, and he was at the big urinal. And I sat there then afterwards going, I kind of like that. Because I don't get to grow man peeing outside. No. Well, I know it's like probably highly illegal or whatever or not right to do, but I kind of like want to be able to just, it's my yard. Why can't I just go outside and pee? Because you have a bathroom. But sometimes there's something nice about going outside and peeing. Is there any listeners of ours?

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You sound like my dad and my brother. Do they do that? That's all they want to do. I think part of the reason my dad bought the land in Michigan is like the neighbors weren't nearby.

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He's like, I could be wherever I want. Yeah. Yeah, but that's the difference between what, like, Mojo's neighbor is there's a whole group of people around.

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Anybody could see him. It's different if you're in the woods. Right. Yeah, like, the people that are in the house across the street or even next to him probably could have looked out their window and saw him out there doing that thing.

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We've all peed outside before. I've never done it, like, when I could just walk in the house and pee.

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You, so, but it, like, but at a golf course or something like that or a baseball field or whatever, there's no, there's no restroom around. You've gone and done that. Right? I've done it at a golf course. Oh, golf courses all the time. Oh, golf like that. Yeah. To be honest, if I had a wiener or a pie knob, is that what you say, Jen?

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Oh, yeah, pie knob. Yeah, right before the Zac Brown band, or after the Zac Brown band concert, I had to pee so bad. I wasn't going back in. I didn't want to use the port-a-potty, so I opened my car door and the back door and peed in between the two doors.

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But think about you as a grown woman. It would be weird if all of a sudden you're like, kids, I'll be right back, and you walk outside, and you just start peeing outside. Right, no, I agree with you. But if a guy did it, like if your fiancee Wes did that, he'd be like, eh, he's the man of the house. He can go outside and pee.

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But I would be like, why don't you just run inside?

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I don't know. There's something about just being able to be free to be able to pee when you want to. Mojo in the Morning, I would love to know if you, ladies, since we got...

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so many women that have been calling us up this morning. Call out your guy. Is your guy an outdoor pee-er or doodier, poo-er?

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I also think women are, a lot of women would be honest. If we had a wiener, I would pee outside all the time.

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Would you?

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If I couldn't. I don't have a wiener and I pee outside. Why? Isn't that hard?

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What's the evacuation? Nah.

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Just the freedom. I don't think you realize how free you are to do that kind of thing.

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I'm going to do it right now. Because you don't have the splash back. Is that what you're saying? The splash back on your legs?

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And that, like, the way we have to, like, crouch and then hold your clothes and then your thigh and then you got to. Yeah, make sure your bend is, your squat is good. Clean yourself.

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Hey, Joe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hi, long time caller, first time caller. Hey, I'm sorry.

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Got it wrong on that one, but that's all right. Go ahead.

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So I moved from Canada and I lived out in the county. And that's what we did. We went outside and peed out in the woods because it saved water. And my wife gets pissed at me when they're in the bathroom. I go in the backyard and I pee on the grass. Really?

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So that's a Canadian thing? Canadians just go outside and they pee?

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No. I don't know.

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Well, you set it up like it was like, yeah, I moved from Canada and we go outside and, you know, pee and...

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Drink maple syrup out of the bottle.

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Is that what you're saying?

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How much postage does it take To send a letter to Canada

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Who's it going to

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Canada It says dear Canada F*** you

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What's up Rhonda

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Hi guys So I just want to tell you what happened to me Literally less than 24 hours ago Last night I was at my dad's house He's got a super long driveway And I He's got a lot of dogs that bark I didn't want to wake them up I had to pee. So I walked around my car, squatted down, and just did my thing. There's a lot of bushes out there. No big deal. And then as soon as I'm pulling my pants up, a DoorDash driver pulled right in the driveway. Headlights directly on me, and I was like, deer in headlights. We just kind of stood there.

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See that? There are women that are like savage men, right? I don't know how women do it, because how do you aim? You don't.

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Just get low. Yeah.

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Because I imagine it comes out like a thumb in a hose.

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You never know which way it's going to go, but it's, you know.

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Nick, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Hey, I'm on my way to work this morning. You're not even going to believe it, Mojo. I'm on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere, basically. on the way to a job this guy's walking his golden retriever literally doing it in the middle of the

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road right now you're just talking about it that's great well maybe just you know sometimes when you

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when you talk about it it makes you have to go so i think he just saw his dog doing it and felt

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like he needed to go to oh there are times when i've taken the dogs for walks and they're going to pee i'm like guys don't do this to me you're gonna screw me up i'm gonna feel like i have to

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go what's up Becky um my husband and boys will walk past two bathrooms to go outside to pee

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two perfectly good places they could go pee but they want to go and do it outside

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yes they will walk outside just to pee see you know what that's fine unless your neighbors don't

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like it have you they you gotten any phone calls from neighbors no and even if we did they wouldn't care they would still go outside to do their business they would do it ruining my petunias i remember one mom called us up one time and was telling us a story about potty training when we were talking about potty training one of the kids and they said that their kids only way that they could get them to potty train was to go outside and actually pee whatever it takes it's one of those things that's really good the kid by the way is 19 years old still doing it so what's up

00:09:10 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 6:

flexi hi um i just texted in my boyfriend when we were potty training our puppy he would go outside and he would pee to show our dog what to do would he like lift his leg too that's

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dedication it is dedication yeah it did the trick that's funny thank you for the call i appreciate

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