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Mojo Crashed Meaghan's Date
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Mojo Crashed Meaghan's Date

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January 12, 2023 | 00:16:04 | Leisure

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This is Mojo in the Morning.

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This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

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Mojo. This shows up.

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And the Rockets red glare.

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You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

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This is like an orgasm in a cup.

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Showtime. We'll be right back.

00:03:23 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 6:

good morning welcome to the mojo on the morning show good day today uh got a lot to coming up on today's show uh first i was just looking at the weather i mean it's like feels like a rainy like like i don't know like a spring or fall like morning because it's really not that warm outside it's like temperatures in the 40s and then i was just looking at the forecast and i've had the weather guy on on a local television station our listening areas of uh the detroit area especially like down river area and And then Toledo could get hit with some big snowfall. But tomorrow we could be walking in a little different than we're walking in right now.

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Not in here. In this studio, it's raining licorice. Look what I bought.

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Oh, wait. Come on. Did you? Oh, my gosh. I want to try some. What? You actually? Oh, my God. You bought a lot of it. Open it up.

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Holy cow.

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Look at this.

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Well, I bought a lot because I also knew Shannon wanted to try it.

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Oh, my God.

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I was going to say, can you leave me a few pieces so the next time I'm up there I can try it?

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It's willy wallaby. Soft and chewy. Is that the stuff you like? This is it. And boy, you got all the good flavors, too, because you got the red licorice, which is like the classic. But then they also have a really good watermelon licorice, which is delicious. Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Cher, would you like water? Here's watermelon.

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No, I don't like watermelon. Okay.

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Well, then here, throw that over to Reese. Okay. There you go.

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right here's here's classic reds like what would you like no i'm just gonna try one of shannon's

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i don't know you don't want i'm not a licorice guy i'm gonna say this to you you have this licorice this licorice ain't like any other licorice you got excited about it yesterday like i get excited

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about a beer i was like wow he knows his licorice yep you're not joking it is so good that sounds

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so sexy shannon yeah i have no shame anymore by the way by the way this is just so everybody knows

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this is one of those ones where i might have to go poop myself because it's not not gluten-free oh really oh yeah licorice has gluten in it yeah it's got weed i thought that was special like it's vegan or something like that isn't it it is vegan gelatin this is vegan though this is vegan i think every licorice is gonna be vegan don't you think no but this one is this one is no really Mm, so good.

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Gelatin is made from animals.

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Yeah, it says vegan. So good. Who picks licorice as their favorite candy?

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I'm telling you, it is so good. It is. It's different than... Excuse me. I like Twizzlers better than Red Vines. I like Red Vines. Red Vines taste like chalky, like crappy. Plastic, I love it. Oh, it's awful. Give me the Red Vines.

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But can we all agree that the best Twizzlers are the strawberry pull-apart ones? Agreed. And not the ones that are together?

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Try the classic red. It's so good. Is that the one sugar?

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Or is that just my dad?

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I think so. I think it's a dad thing. Thank you, Spike. This is delicious. Thank you. Okay, I got it. By the way, where'd you find the smaller bags? I like the smaller bags because the bigger ones are $2.

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I was in Dollar General, believe it or not. Dollar General had it. Dollar General sells this? Yep. I thought it was fancy licorice. It is fancy, but also affordable. Which is actually how we describe Megan, too Fancy but affordable You butthole

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Was it tempting for you, though? You say you're not a licorice fan I just tried one

00:07:04 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 1:

It's okay I'm not a big fan of licorice But you'll make fun of me And I know Megan will make fun of me This is her chance Because while I was in there I also grabbed a bag of Werther's Old Man candy

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It is good, though It's so easy to make fun of somebody with Werther's But they are delicious They're a reason why everybody loves them

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Is this before or after your nap? You know what else is To me old person candy? Brocks Anything brocks Or the little strawberries in the foil wrappers Yes

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When they did the story last week About how they're finding microplastics in our food I'm like well yeah we ate brocks growing up That's gotta be plastic right That's delicious

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Alright Well, this is going to be hard to put down. This is going to be hard to put down. This is going to be like, seriously. But so last night I got to spend the evening with Megan. I cannot wait to hear about it. And was the third wheel of a date that she was on. So she was going on a dinner date last night. And you were planning on going to Ronin Sushi or something like that, from what I heard? Ooh, hello. Good spot.

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Is it? Yes. I don't know. I haven't been there.

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Instead, the plans were changed because?

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Because of freaking Mojo. Mojo ruins everything. He wanted to spend time together. No, thank you. I had high-end sushi online, and that was ripped from my grubby little paws because Mojo wanted to go to Sydney fun yesterday.

00:08:39 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 1:

Did he crash your date? What happened?

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Yes. I literally, okay, so from Ronan's, from my house, I love Royal Oak. I hate how far away it is from me. It's like an hour and 20 minutes, right? So we were having dinner. I have to leave super early. Whatever, it's fine. I will literally drop everything to go to Royal Oak. I wish I lived there so bad. Anyways, side note. If anybody knows reasonable housing prices there, you let me know.

00:09:03 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 3:

Reese is looking for a roommate.

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Well, Reese, I'm applying. I would love to live there. so I'm on my way up there and I'm like maybe a half hour or so out and I get a call from Stevie G from Zot Ford and Holly and he will give you amazing deals on the Ford of your dreams I was going to be doing my own thing and my voice cut out it was a long night last night so about a half hour I get a call and he goes hey change your plans as long as you're cool with that you gotta go to a Pistons game? And here's the thing, I never get invited to do cool things with you guys because my life is really hard and nobody wants me around. And so when this opportunity came up I was like, well this isn't gonna come around again anytime soon, let's do that. And we ended up at the Pistons game which was actually so much fun. I am not a basketball player.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 4:

ball person at all but like it was so funny to have it's kind of fun to go to a basketball game

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with uh with like uh 15 of your closest friends exactly literally not the people that we were

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with but that was all the people that were there at the game so like literally i always get so not irritated but just a little like eye rolls when you go to a sporting event and people are like what's going on what are the rules because i'm a big football and hockey girl those are like my two sports i do not do baseball and i do not do basketball but i love going to games but we're sitting there i was like so is it 10 minute halves wait no a 20 minute sport would not be a professional sport is it 10 minute third period is it periods is why are there so many breaks how many fouls to get like knocked out how many guys are on a team how long do they play everybody was so annoyed with me i think steve would have rather have gone out to dinner than put up with me asking 8,000

00:10:56 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 3:

questions during the game. Let me clarify a few things here because number one, I don't want Mike upset with me for not inviting him to the game. I'm used to it. Mike, I did not invite Megan to the game. Exactly. I invited Steve to the game. Steve had plans with Megan and I said, Steve, hey, you want to go? Tony, Hassan and myself were taking a bunch of iHeart clients to the iHeart suite, and I said, hey, do you want to go to the game? You know, invite him out there. He goes, I'm going to dinner with Megan. And I said, well, see if Megan wants to come. It would be fun, and it would be closer for Megan than going, you know, to wherever you guys were going, because of downtown Detroit's easier to get to. It really is. From Toledo. So, that's the excuse. So, Mike, you're always invited, okay? And happy early birthday.

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But also, Mike, that's why I said I got to take advantage of this opportunity Because I knew I wasn't getting invited to the next one It was only because I got lucky with Steve The problem is the photo that Mojo decided to post

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Yeah, yeah Do you see, by the way, the comments that people are saying? Oh, my God People love you guys Oh, my God People are like Thank you People are like, there he goes again Always interjecting himself into everything And my favorite was the There's one woman that goes Why does he have to do that He needs to stop Interrupting Megan's love affair I think he likes her single Which I do I kind of like her single It's kind of fun to If I could actually have it In a perfect world Megan forever would just be dating Every night she'd have to go on a date With me

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That is my absolute nightmare

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So I thought it was fun And actually it was Tony Travato is so much fun when you get him out of the building, our boss. And his kids are fantastic. He's got amazing kids, Nick and Chris. And then Hassan, I mean, my God, that guy is, first off, the suites there are beautiful. But the company bought everything but booze. So Hassan was buying booze at the bar downstairs.

00:13:10 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 1:

And he doesn't buy a beer. He will go all out.

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It's craziness. We've got to get him new clients because, to be honest with you, I think he's going to need more for affordability purposes because I think he spent so much money on booze. But it was fun. But to see Megan in this happy place with Steve, I think she does this whole thing where she's the girl that pretends that she doesn't know things. Megan was an athlete growing up. She played sports. She was a big soccer player and stuff. So how does this game work? Like, they take the ball and they do what with it? And she's doing it and kind of like, you know how she does that cute? Is that a flirty thing, too, when you're with guys?

00:13:50 - 00:13:51 | Speaker 1:

You do that?

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No, 100%. Everybody loves a dumb girl, right?

00:13:55 - 00:14:11 | Speaker 2:

So are we admitting, though? Let's take a step back from the sports talk. Are we admitting that you were flirting with Steve Gabbar legitimately? No. Because I feel like you guys do enjoy hanging out together. Yeah. Is that it? Or is there more?

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No, that's it. I love him. I totally love him, but that's it. You know what they're like?

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Honestly, can I tell you what I think they are, Shannon, when I see them? They're really cute with each other because they give each other crap, and Steve is very generous and sweet and stuff. And honestly, I'll date him because he is very generous and sweet. But I think that they're like the best friends that maybe one day could either hook up with each other or get married. like you know how you have like the best girl or guy friend that you hang out with all the time and you're like there is no way possible i could ever see myself romantically involved with them and then next thing you know you're getting a wedding invitation that guess who's getting married you know something like that and and i think that they're actually fun with each other

00:15:00 - 00:15:09 | Speaker 6:

He talks about the girls that he dates, and then Megan will talk about the boys. Okay. Because Megan doesn't date men. No. She dates boys.

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Yes. 100% true. And I hope every single one of my exes. Or girls. Or girls.

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Yeah. She doesn't date women. She dates girls.

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Also true. No, but I think where Steve and I really get along is because you and Mojo, you and Steve are friends, and Steve and I mostly talk crap about you. I get back. It's great.

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It's so great. I think Megan would date my wife because anytime we ever talk, she always just talks about my wife. Wendy.

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Good morning.

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Wendy, you've been itching for this, haven't you?

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Yes, I have. I saw it when I first got up this morning on Instagram, and I was like, oh, I can't wait to turn it on. And as soon as I got in the car, you guys were talking about licorice, and I'm like, no, no, no, I'm talking about Megan. I want to hear about the date. And so I just It looks super cute You look super cute And you're cute together So I want to hear more

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Well, here's the thing I don't know if you know this But I am cute with everybody I am with I'm kidding Oh, I hate that I just said that That was a joke Yeah, I love Steve I think actually, Mojo, you're right Steve and I should have a pact Where like if I am not married By the time I'm 45 Then I'll marry him

00:16:26 - 00:16:35 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, because at that point, because Steve's older than you, Steve will be, like, with a walker, depends, and near death.

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We all know that's my ideal man.

00:16:37 - 00:17:25 | Speaker 6:

It's true. Wendy, can I tell you what was the funniest was? We were sitting in a suite. I don't know if you ever see, like, at sporting events, they have these, like, little boxes and suites and stuff, which are kind of cool. And they have chairs. They have, like, seats in them. So I'm sitting right in the front row of the seat, and I have no idea where Steve is. And mind you, my date was my 17-year-old son who said, hey, we should probably go because you look like you're falling asleep. So I FaceTimed Steve because I didn't see him, thinking that Steve was, like, out of the suite walking around with Megan, maybe getting a drink or something. He was the row behind me. I'm like, where are you? He's like, I'm right here. And then I'm looking. I'm going, wait a second. That guy looks like he's sitting right by you. But it was fun.

00:17:26 - 00:17:30 | Speaker 5:

That's how fun the Pistons game was. You were FaceTiming people during the game. I was FaceTiming people, exactly.

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Actually, and that shows you usually at Little Caesars Arena, you can't even get like a signal to FaceTime. That's how few people that were actually there.

00:17:38 - 00:17:45 | Speaker 3:

Well, I hope you go on more dates, and I hope we get to hear about more dates with you and Steve because you guys are super cute.

00:17:45 - 00:17:48 | Speaker 5:

But make Steve turn his phone off so he can't get crashed again.

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I also want you to know because you just said that, Mojo is now going to expect me to go on dates with people, and you've just totally taken my Netflix and chill time from me. I dare you.

00:18:00 - 00:18:06 | Speaker 6:

Don't you agree, Wendy, that Megan is fun when she talks about the people that she'll go out with?

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Yeah.

00:18:08 - 00:18:09 | Speaker 4:

Megan's always fun.

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Yeah. Love you. Well, not always. I don't know.

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I see this. Okay. This is why we talk bad about you behind your back.

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