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It's Mojo in the morning. i feel like i'm the worst dad ever and worst uh husband ever yeah second to worst scott mick is first i i don't know first off i was realizing this i haven't not called jacob like in two weeks oh which is really bad since you went there yeah since i went there i think it might have been the last time i called him i was realizing that this morning and i'm driving in the work going god i gotta call like and we can call you too no we text oh you're right but we we text but i've not like physically had a phone conversation with them yeah and then this morning the capper of cappers comes to me when i get a text message from chelsea and you guys have to tell me if you think that this is like grounds for a divorce chelsea texts did you hear me throwing up all last night oh no and i said no oh spit and i said how how are you right now and she said um not great woke up in the middle of the night I don't know if it was something I ate I feel exhausted she was literally throwing up all last night from she put uh tight turn here from 1 30 till 3 o'clock in the morning so literally for those I I sleep till I 3 30 I was out like a light I did not hear it at all I could not hear at all what was going on and I feel like I'm the worst and I don't know if you guys have ever been this way but I was I'm like a person that could sleep through anything oh sorry about that there's some poonchkies um i um i like and she's not one that wants me up anyway so if she was throwing up all i would do is just basically be sitting there waiting for her to come out of the bathroom because she will not let me go in there and help her i'm the same way i

would not want west around when i was barfing really no way so what if he comes to the door and is like, are you okay?

Are you like, please go away. I don't want him to hear that noise. Yeah.

Do you, do you got, she like, like I want to, I want to rub her back and stuff. Like I touched her one time and she looked back at me with this evil look on her face and was like, I will kill you.

Girlfriends? Yes. Husband? No. Really? Yeah. I know the moment my ex fell out of love with me. I saw it on his face. I was at Put-In-Bay, which is going to tell you everything you need to know right there. I was in the shower, curtain open hands straddling the seat of a toilet into the toilet butt naked in a cold shower and he opened the door and I was like you get out of here you get out I'm a monster and I just saw it I saw it leave his face and I went he'll never sleep with me again yeah to me it's the same like you don't want your significant other to see you pooping and you don't want them to see you barfing current.

I realize how bad of a husband I am. If we had like a burglar come through the house, I don't think I'd wake up. I think I'd be just sitting there. I'd love to ask the question. Lydia, see if you can get calls on this one or people can text too. 95500 or 844 Mojo Live. What did they sleep through? Because I completely slept through her from 1.30 until 3 o'clock in the morning throwing up.

I am so jealous because I have become such a light sleeper.

Oh, really?

Oh, my God. I mean, if Smith's room is right across from my room, if he even moves in his bed, I'm not kidding. Wes will, you know, whatever, second the story. It wakes me up and I think that there's an emergency. I cannot. I am such a light sleeper now.

I'm telling you. I'm jealous of you. I take these things. I think they're called calm. So I take four. I think they're calm. Yeah, I take four of these things. I think they're calm.

Are they, oh, what's that thing called that you take for sleeping? Like melatonin? Melatonin.

No, it's like, what is it called, the thing that you take? CBD?

Is there a THC?

No, there's some kind of like a, it's like a natural.

I think that's melatonin. You don't want to take that regularly.

Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not that. It's a supplement. It's like a.

I thought melatonin was fine.

No, if you take it regularly, your brain stops making it. Because it thinks like it's.

oh well my brain has stopped making everything i gotta pop testosterone i gotta pop all kinds

of stuff what's going on jenny how you doing listen i have a lot to say mojo about this situation i am a nurse yeah okay first and foremost you have to go in there and take care of her i don't care she can deny you access all the time but she wants you really in there okay first and foremost and then secondly she doesn't i promise you she does not want me in there Okay. Just like the whole person I just heard, they said, oh, something about when a patient comes, when a patient's in, I am a labor and delivery nurse, when a patient is in labor and their spouse is over there sleeping on the couch, I have a problem with that. they have a problem with it they really want them present and so that's where i i i know what you are saying and what i hear but from my experience that's not what people really want i don't think yeah i don't think we can compare giving birth to the flu yeah well no you can because we're all like we're all babies in the end you know what i mean like we all want the same care and uh

a consideration we want um we want i do when i'm in my bed and i need tissues and soup but not when

i'm in the middle of throwing up yeah she did i'm telling you you don't know chelsea chelsea literally does not want me around even she's she's sick she wants me in the house so i'm taking care so i can do the stuff that she can't do but she does not want me caring for her she does not like that at all uh what's going on hold on what did you sleep through brad so i from what i was told

i was sleeping and when i woke up with my head hurting the next morning my mom and my sister came in my room since it was in the front of the house they dropped a portable phone on my head and the neighbor got arrested with three cop cars lights and the whole deal wait wait how did the phone get dropped on your head they were trying to call 9-1-1 and they grabbed it off the charger and it smoked me in the head.

And that didn't even wake you up?

No, slept through the whole thing.

Oh, my God, that's wild. What did the neighbor get arrested for? What did they do?

You know, I don't know.

He's still sleeping.

Because I was asleep.

Ruby, hi. How are you?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning. What did you sleep through?

A break-in. We were, at the time, we were, I was sleeping, and my husband heard when they actually broke down the door i did not hear the bang and he said he kept waking me and i did not wake up and you know after like maybe a few minutes he woke me up and he's like somebody's trying to break into the house oh my god i'm like you're lying and he's like no he's like look at that because if you open my door you could see from like downstairs you could see the the door from the outside and he's and i saw the door just like wide open i ran back to the room i we locked ourselves and we call 9-1-1 but when i tell you i did not hear the door bang like that loud noise of when somebody tries to force open the door i did not hear

anything that's amazing see that's the thing what kind of a protector would i be if i sleep through something like i did last night you're the person and they'll take everything they'll

rip you off right while you're sleeping you're gonna get murdered janelle hi good morning how

are you guys good janelle what did you sleep through so i slept through this is a long time ago i'd say like almost a decade ago but um the neighbor across the street is actually all over the news he cut the gas lines in his house and his house exploded what oh my god and you slept

through that entire explosion that took place out in front of the house me and my mother i was

actually in high school at the time me and my mother both slept through it we woke up at like 5 30 in the morning and our neighbors are all outside their house there's news people all outside the house the the house it was right across the street like i said it was all over the news years ago and yeah he he cut the gas lines and his house exploded blew up the foundation And our neighbor actually tried to open, tried to get him out of the house. But, yeah, it was a whole ordeal.

Oh, my God. I'm assuming that it vibrated, too, probably the house. Oh, jeez. Speaking of that, speaking of vibrations that would wake you up, Jay, what did you sleep through? I slept through sex once. No, you did not. Come on. There's no way.

It was a really tough week. I was working very long hours. I was exhausted. I get into bed, and sometime during the night, my wife was feeling amorous. Starts it. I said, honey, I have no energy. And she's like, you don't need it. I'll get you going. I said, if you do get it going, have at it.

How did she say it was? Did she say it was good?

You know, she didn't say it was phenomenal, but got the job done, apparently.

You know what's funny? Can I tell you something? It would be awful if she said it was the best that she's ever had.

Yeah, through that.

Yeah, that would not be good. This is one that could lead to a divorce. Haley, what did your husband sleep through?

My husband slept through my entire labor with our third child, at least, and woke up just in time for me to push. Oh, my God. I would be so mad. Straight to jail.

Yeah.

Had he been drinking or working nonstop? No. What was the story? No. We woke up that morning, and it was early, like 6 in the morning. And then we went to the hospital because I knew I was in labor. And then he was like, oh, well, we're going to be here for a while. So he laid down on the couch and fell asleep no matter what I did. Couldn't wake him up. And then my mom had to go punch him awake.

Oh, my God.

Like for the labor part.

You got to love the mother-in-law giving him a big old swat. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it, Haley.

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