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Mojo Forgot His Bag
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo Forgot His Bag

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terms at dkng.co audio uh all right it's mojo in the morning uh celebrated the holiday weekend with my sons in chicago we had two out of the three we went to visit jacob and we picked up luke on the way in east lansing i gotta tell you though something i did and i've never done this before and if you have ever done this i want you to call us up have you ever gone on a vacation got to your destination and realized you did not pack your clothes or did not bring your your bag with you i went to chicago we loaded up the uh the tahoe on friday chelsea had me also throw some stuff in for luke because luke we were picking up at college and of course had no clean clothes so i think we had to go chelsea went up to his room grab some stuff i put some stuff in the bag everything like this so i packed uh two bags for myself only to bring one bag which is the bag that is luke's bag and not my bag and got to chicago with nothing oh my god we're at the we're at the hotel pulling all the you know bags out of the car and as we're pulling all the bags out of the car of the hotel i'm like where's my bag where's my bag right where's my bag did it fall out of that where's it going you know going on the whole deal i mean we had stopped along the way too like we had stopped and gotten you know mcdonald's along the way and stopped along the way and gotten gas and i'm thinking did somebody come into the back of the car and steal it like what's going on i got home from the whole weekend and there it is the bag is sitting right by the door so i went so this was my friday um in chicago we got there probably like six or five six o'clock at night something like that i don't know because we left a little later than we wanted to leave. And we got to the, the hotel. Uh, I was panicking. Thank God that, uh, that I married to a woman who has dealt with me and my panic before and all the issues that I have in my life. She's calming me down and trying, it's okay. It's all right. Don't worry about it. I'm like freaking out, wondering what I'm going to do. And, um, it was kind of wild. I ended up going to, I had to go to walgreens so i so i wear contacts yeah i went to the car and i have an extra pair of contacts thank god that i keep in the car because i wear disposable contacts just in case you know a contact rips you know at work or wherever i'm at i have an extra pair of contacts so i had that i had to go to walgreens and go get all the stuff deodorant you know uh i had to go get a you know contact lens case saline solution all that stuff brush monesty do you even know what monesty is is it for my vaginitis is that what Monica says for

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vaginitis so

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then had to figure out clothes and I have to be honest with you guys it was after all said and done I'm worried about my am I going to find something in my size thank god I've lost weight if I was honestly a year ago I would have had a hard time finding stuff

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Like, I would have been literally stuck with, you know, Tommy Bahama, you know what I mean, which fits every guy, but, you know. Scott Mick, by the way, needs to grow out of the Tommy Bahama now. He's skinny enough that he doesn't have to do it, although he loves the comfort, doesn't he?

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Let's just say it one more time. That's his identity. He can't.

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It really is. You'd be blown away to see how expensive those clothes are.

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Although, Tommy Bahama does have some stuff cool.

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He loves wearing a linen Tommy Bahama shirt. Oh, he loves it.

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All right, so I went, got a couple of outfits, got a few pair of underwear, which was nice. I got some new underwear now.

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How about shoes? Did you have to buy new shoes or did you just repurposed?

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I wore my Hocus that I had the whole time. So that's good. That's good.

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Hocus, you can get about 3,000 miles on those, I want to say. That's right.

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I had to get socks, so I did have to go get socks.

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There's nothing like fresh socks, guys. This is how you know when you're getting old. Fresh undies, fresh socks. I'm happy.

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But it was a panic. I mean, you just went to Denver. Could you imagine if you went there and had no clothes?

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I couldn't have imagined that.

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I'd live for it.

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What do you mean? You would have loved that? You're forced to get new stuff.

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Oh, it's a sapping spree.

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It's great. I've never forgotten my stuff, but the first trip that Wes and I took together, they lost my suitcase. And so I did it. They finally found it. I didn't get it till the next day, but I had to go do like, I had to go buy all my makeup and, you know, sunscreen, whatever, lotion, that kind of stuff.

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Well, that's the thing. And that's how Chels kind of calmed me down. and Chelsea's like, hey, the airlines do this all the time. It happened to our friend Leah. Leah was in Paris when this happened. It happened to Leah. She was in Paris. Do you know how much that would panic me, Paris? Because I wouldn't know.

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They don't have the same stuff. I don't know JC pins in there.

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They don't have Tommy Bahama. And they don't have fat people. So fat guys don't work in Paris. Bill, this happened to you? so i went to ireland and uh when i started unpacking i realized i forgot my shirts oh my gosh wait so you went there shirtless that sounds like an irish fun time though every every picture has the same shirt oh that's it really that's kind of funny did you did you have them clean it though or were you able to do that or did you have to make sure you put a lot of deodorant on uh just a little bit of bulging yeah because that that was the other thing too was that how many shirts do you buy i ended up having i i think i had the same quarter zip that i wore the entire weekend so i was like wearing that almost the entire time and then the weather uh in in i don't know what the weather was like for you in ireland but the weather in chicago was very similar to the weather here where it was up and down and up and down like it was cold it was

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you know the only thing that sucks is buying like winter gear like if i had to go somewhere and buy a new winter coat, I would be pissed. I would too.

00:07:50 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

Well, I had to, here's the, I wore shorts to Chicago and then had to buy pants in Chicago, which was really weird because it was the next day going to be, like Friday was 70 degrees.

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You can't wait to wear shorts.

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I put, wait, it was 70 degrees on Friday. You didn't put shorts on?

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No, bro, you wait a little bit. You'd be so eager.

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You know what? You're the same guy. I think you're afraid of your legs. You're the same guy.

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My legs are beautiful. If you're a basketball player,

00:08:15 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 1:

you probably have a shirt underneath your jersey, wouldn't you you'd be patrick ewing in it i don't think i've ever seen you in shorts what yeah i've

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never seen you in i go to sleep insurance in the summertime really what's up crystal hi hi good morning so i'm a big cruiser and if you the airline loses your luggage or if you forget your

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luggage they you cannot buy clothes oh my gosh i never thought about other ships yeah you know

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you're really screwed then and they never they don't really have you know anything to go to ports-wise, except for what's that one bar that's always there and everybody wears it?

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Oh, frog. Yeah, Senior Frogs.

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Yeah, you gotta get your Senior Frogs shirt. Oh, that sucks. You know what? That's the worst. If I ever went on a cruise, I'd have to have a carry-on bag with at least one day or two days worth of clothes.

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And a bathing suit.

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And a bathing suit. Honestly, I'd rather do without the bathing suit. I'd rather, honestly, just not swim.

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No, you gotta do it because once you get on the boat But it's going to be like seven hours until you get your luggage. So if you want to get in the pool before everybody else, put it in your car.

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Yeah. You think I'm going in the pool? If I'm going in the pool, I'm again, like I'm like Kevin. I'm wearing sweatpants or something inside of it. Thanks for the call, Crystal. All in all, though, it actually turned out okay. And it proved to the point of you don't need to pack that much, too. Like how much you overpack.

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Every time.

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Like I unpacked the stuff that I had inside of the bag. And I'm going, what the hell did I need that for? Like, what did I need that for? But I'll still double pack next time.

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You just got to buy a smaller suitcase.

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No, I still overpack. A smaller suitcase? Oh, I will stay one night somewhere and take seven outfits with me. I mean, you're a girl, though. That's what y'all do.

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Megan, when we went to the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

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I've never seen someone pack like Megan.

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When we went to the iHeartRadio Music Festival, she comes.

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racing through the terminal with the biggest bag I have ever seen. Two. It was a monster.

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Because I had my train cage. One was filled with makeup. Oh, my God. Hey, hey, but all weekend, who are you going to when you needed something? It was like a Walgreens in my bag. It was great. It was amazing. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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