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Mojo Gives Crappy Tips
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Mojo Gives Crappy Tips

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June 28, 2023 | 00:09:06 | Leisure

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2026 i had it happen to me twice now in the last week because it happened to me on friday and then it happened to me yesterday and it must be something that's been going on and you'll have to call us up and you'll have to tell us if this is the case i told you guys the story the other day on the show about how when uh we got back from the daddy daughter dance mike and i did a pizza order that might have been a pizza order for a family of about 12. oh sorry and i forgot

00:01:59 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 3:

it at your house too i was supposed to take some home to the family and i completely forgot no don't

00:02:03 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 4:

don't worry because of luke and his buddies all pretty much devoured the uh the meat lovers pizza which by the way had i think the thing not only had uh bacon and sausage and pepperonis and stuff on it i think there might have been a like a like an actual chicken or something on there too it was incredible so um when i grabbed the pizzas from the doordash driver the doordash driver i remember i told you guys asked for more tip because he said that it was really far for him to drive even though i gave him a 20 tip which was what you know the thing uh gave you the options to do well yesterday i went to go eat and i won't say the name of the restaurant because the owners of the restaurant were huge listeners and i think they would be upset at this person for doing this maybe just maybe i will have them call up the show because they know that it was me after i was eating i did the whole you know walk up to the counter and give my money and all that stuff to uh to the the waitress and it was her that was the waitress that uh that waited on our table i gave her a tip and again it was 20 and mind you the reason why i know it's 20 i've got

00:03:16 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 5:

the tip app on my phone what's the tip app you don't know how to just do 20 let's not make fun of me i'm a radio guy are you guys joking no i i totally know how to do it but just for radio

00:03:31 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 4:

purposes what is the tip app the tip the tip app here you can say no no splits or you can tell how many people you're splitting it by you can do a 20 percent tip or you can go up to a 25 percent tip or you can give a 5 percent tip if you want to put in your

00:03:46 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 3:

bill total yeah yes yeah Shannon's village Detroit you guys are bill is 42

00:04:00 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 5:

dollars no I'm typing 42 dollars okay so eight and I would rate eight would be 20% and I would round up to 9. And that's how I would do it.

00:04:09 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's $8.40. How did you do that? Yeah, $8.40. You guys. All right, here's the deal. I'm not questioning that fast. You're like a calculator. You got to give us. No, you got to give us. You can't write anything down anymore.

00:04:22 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

00:04:22 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 4:

You have to do it just on the top of your head. Okay, I just wrote down the bill. Total. Now it's $54.

00:04:30 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Well, it would be $10 and I would round up to probably $12. $11 would be sufficient, but I would round up to $12.

00:04:35 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 4:

I got to make sure you're right. $10.80. He's checking. Son of a gun. She got it? Let's go. All right. Let's go. Well, I can't always do that. Well, she said nicely. She didn't say, like that other guy said, that was a really far drive. Can you give me a little bit more tip? Which, by the way, I would have definitely given the guy a little bit more tip if I had. let's not we're at a golf place right now let's not let's not do the sex jokes okay you can do sex jokes nobody's listening here right now um she said she said to me this is her exact words and you guys tell me if you think that that this is a good move on her or a bad move she says to me she goes yeah you know i just wanted to let you know that my daughter is going at the end of this month or the end of next month she's going away and they're doing this european trip and she's really sweet and I'm a single mom and she did this whole thing where she was telling me about this and she said could I ask you and I'm thinking she's going to ask me to donate to her daughter's thing could you up your tip a little bit that was exactly what she said to me good for her is that okay

00:05:45 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

she could have told you that story and said oh thank you so much for your generous tip I'm saving for my daughter to do this which I would have given that's exactly right I know you would have given But to outright ask, I think that that's...

00:06:02 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 7:

See, there's got to be a little finesse. I would have liked her to have an ask me about my daughter pen. That way, it's more of a conversation than me just going outright and saying, can you up your tip? We praise hustlers. You know what I mean?

00:06:15 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

No, honestly, that's a smooth... That's like a person we should hire as a salesperson here at the radio station, right?

00:06:21 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

The problem with what she did, and did you give her the extra money? Because I would have... I did. There's no way you can say no.

00:06:27 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 4:

No, so what...

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You can't say no.

00:06:28 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 4:

So my exact thing was, I can't do it because I already wrote it up there, and I hate the whole you have to scratch it out, and then you have to, like, initial and do all that stuff. So I ended up, look what I got. Do I look like a baller or what? Hold on. You got a bunch of singles? Absolutely not. Are we talking about you? Why do you got to give away my joke, man? Holy crap. He's got a wad.

00:06:49 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

Wait. Is this what? Oh, okay. It's all singles. You got his. He's going to the club. That's like four and a half inches thick, but it's all singles. Look at that. The real story. Oh, and some fives. We've got to rent it up the arm. Wait a second. Let me see that. Let me see that. Let me see that.

00:07:04 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 7:

Ooh. Get on the money phone.

00:07:06 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 3:

Oh, just fan your, look at that.

00:07:08 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 7:

Wow. What club are we going to? So how was Buzooki's?

00:07:11 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

Buzooki's. This is what's left over. By the way, if I go to Buzooki's like this, they won't let me out of that place. So what I did was I go, hold on a second. One, two. I counted, and I ended up giving her $15. I gave her 15 singles. Nice. And she was like, oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. She was really nice. And I walked outside, and I thought to myself, wait, this happened to me last week, and it's happened to me now. This has got to be a thing now with the service industry. And I kind of get it that I've heard that people are treating people in the service industry like, you know, crap. And I wonder if this is their way. It's like the revenge that they're getting where they're saying to you, all right, this is ridiculous.

00:07:51 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 6:

It's kind of smart, though, because companies are going to hear about this, and they're going to go, you guys got to stop doing that and they're going to go well then you have to pay us more so we don't have to ask for these tips yeah and then they'll eventually hopefully pay them more um

00:08:03 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

well and i also honestly think that 20 tip is it should be a tip should be especially for in-person service maybe on carry out it might be a little bit less oh i i pay less than 20 percent

00:08:16 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

you do yeah cheesecake i was gonna say maybe no i think that that's fair though i but can i tell

00:08:23 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 4:

you why i can't do 15 math i have to use the app for that yeah i i but they're not doing as they're

00:08:29 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 3:

doing work they're not doing as much work as somebody who is who is taking care of my table for an hour or an hour and a half or whatever what's up devin it's mojo in the morning what's

00:08:37 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 2:

going on uh 20 20 20 isn't that hard i'm gonna get i'm gonna get the simple math right here anytime you go to a restaurant and let's say your bill is 13 right you just move the decimal over to the left.

00:08:52 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 3:

What decimal? What decimal? Stop using your one. One, three, decimal, zero, zero, the dot?

00:08:58 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 7:

That's voodoo magic.

00:08:59 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, 13.00. You got 13.00. You move the decimal over to the left and then double it. So $13.00. $2.60.

00:09:10 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 4:

You lost me. By the way, you be smart. Thanks, Devin. Brooke, what's going on, Brooke? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:09:18 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 1:

Okay, let me make it a little bit easier than moving the decimal for you. All you have to do is you do two times the first number. So if Shannon had, what, $52 you gave her, it's two times five is ten, and if the second number is higher than five, like you said in rounding numbers, you go up a dollar.

00:09:32 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 5:

No, I like that. That's easy. No, that sounds ridiculous. Then you use the emoji, then you use the thumbs-down emoji, and you times it by four. I like that.

00:09:41 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 7:

I like that one.

00:09:42 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 1:

But I already forgot it. If it's $100 and above, you do the first two numbers. So if it's like 120, you do two times 12.

00:09:51 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

Brooke, what do you think of the game that, you know, the DoorDash guy played and the waitress yesterday played?

00:10:00 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 6:

I think maybe the DoorDash has a little bit of, like, a room to say, hey, I drove a little further. But I think the waitress one, she got you. But she at least gave me a nice story about the whole deal. Like, she didn't just come right out and say, I need more tip. I mean, her story was definitely compassion-filled, you know, that she's got a daughter and she's a single mom and stuff. I don't know. Well, good for her on her skills on storytelling. You look like a sucker. I am a sucker.

00:10:26 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 5:

Maybe they know that. Maybe all of them know that in the area, and they're like, hey, just go to that guy. Go to that guy's house. Just ask him for money.

00:10:32 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 6:

You know what it was? She saw the big bulge in my pocket. Did you see that right on the side? Of ones that are right there.

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