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All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. I'm not proud of this next topic. I really am not, but it happens.

I cannot wait to hear what happened with this.

All right, so I've been having some issues kind of sleeping, and I keep my Oura Ring scores all the time, and it's weird. My scores have typically been 70s. Sometimes on the weekends, I can get an 80 or 90 on the thing, which is actually really good, but I've been getting a lot of 60s lately, and I'm not doing great, and I think the problem is that I'm never falling into a deep sleep. So a friend of mine said, hey, you know what you need to do, Tom? They said, take some edibles and see how it works. I'm like, I'm not going to get edibles. I tried that at one point, and all it made me do was want to eat my, you know, fricking entire kitchen, you know? I'd take an edible, and next thing you know, there'd be like five pizzas delivered by DoorDash. So he says, here, I'll give you a couple. Just try these. And you know it's bad when they give it to you in a little sandwich bag that you make your kids, like, sandwiches in, you know what I mean? are you what he gave it to me it was his no they were his yeah so he so he brought him over to my house and he had two of them in a sandwich bag like a ziploc sandwich baggie and so i'm like okay well i'll try one of them and i put it in my mouth and i take it and i'm laying down you know for a little bit and chelsea's laying down too we're on the couch kind of watching uh real housewives of beverly hills and all of a sudden it hit it was one of those ones like you ever have that hit and all of a sudden it hits and you start seeing like the room kind of going a little bit and next thing you know it's like rainbows are like flying out of like my dog's ass and then i swear i swear to you i think it was lsd or something like that i thought i was like straight on from the 70s or something then i'm watching real housewives of beverly hills and i start crying oh my god and chelsea looks over at me and goes are you okay and i go i don't know and i don't even know the people on real housewives i just do it just so i'm spending time with her yeah and i'm watching this thing and i'm like they're going out and you know the they're like yelling at each other instead of yelling i'm like my she's yelling at her like i started crying i got so emotional it took over me and it got to a point where and i want to throw this out there not just to embarrass myself but i want to throw this out there because i'd love to know from you and I want you to fill in the blank. I once was so high, I blanked. And now with, and by the way, kids don't take drugs. And this is not, seriously, if you're listening with your mom and your dad in your car and you're watching mom laugh, she probably does drugs, but that's okay. But don't do it because it's not good. Like seriously, if you're going to do something, like sticks to straight on, full on booze. It's so much better than drugs.

I'm not backing that up. When you turn 21.

Yes. But I got to a point It got to a point where I got so Emotional I was crying Like I was at a funeral Kev I don't know what this stuff was But they got to charge double For it and you know the name of it No he wouldn't he didn't even answer my text This morning I was sending him text messages

Wait was this just yesterday Oh okay I missed you saying that

No it was last night It was bad actually I still don't even have a text from him

So I had the opposite happen to me And you guys know I never smoke very very rarely do I take an edible but I went on a girls weekend a couple of months ago and my friends took me to my very first dispensary and took pictures like it was my first day of kindergarten outside but I my my one

girlfriend we got back to the cabin we were staying in and my i was sitting out on the porch with two of my friends and one of them was telling a really serious story i took like a baby amount of this thing and she is like all serious i think there were some tears on her part and i start laughing so hard and i can't stop and i am laughing for no reason there is nothing funny about this story and she's like side eyeing me and I'm like oh my god I'm so sorry I think the edible just kicked in and I don't know what to do and this is so inappropriate so I'm gonna get up and walk back inside the house but like I couldn't stop laughing oh my god it was so embarrassing it was so bad did it make her feel better or no she actually thought it was really

funny but I was mortified that's funny also very fun oh I can't do it the last time the last time i felt this way was uh we went to molly and dan's funeral molly was luke's teacher and we were so chelsea was like we got it you know luke's teachers you know uh weddings today and luke the kids were all in the wedding or they all got to go to the wedding so they were all excited to go to the wedding and mom and dad are going i am walking up there they had their wedding at st mary's i'm walking up the aisle to go to the seat i couldn't feel my feet oh no and i remember

What were you talking about?

And I was marching like one of those, what are those soldiers that they have over in England or whatever?

Oh, those like red ones? The royals. With the stupid hats? Yes. Yeah.

I was marching like one of them. You should have seen my legs were like kicking up in the air. I was just like, walk slow, walk slow. I once was so high, I blanked 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Stephanie, I once was so high, I...

I set my alarm on my calculator. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Right. Wait. I literally pulled down the little thing on my phone, and where there's plus and minus and divide, I set my alarm.

That is priceless. Oh, my God. That's awesome, Stephanie. Thank you for sharing that with us. What's going on? Sunny. Hi, Sunny.

Hi.

I once was so high, Sunny, I...

I walked around Meijer for two hours trying to shop for my groceries. They hit me in the middle of my shopping experience.

Oh, how full was your cart?

I got nothing but boxes of Hostess and a couple bags of chips. It took me two hours to find all that.

Two hours. They probably thought you were casing the place. They're probably looking on the security cameras wondering what the hell is this guy doing. That's great.

Yeah, probably when they started realizing I was walking in the cosmetics of the man and not buying any makeup.

Ashley, I once was so high. Ashley, what'd you do?

We were on a river float with my cousin and a bunch of friends, and he fell out of the tube, and everybody's jumping out to get her back up. And I'm like, he's fine. He'll make it. He's got a life jacket on.

Oh, my God. You let your friend, like, who was it again that fell in?

Cousin.

And you're letting him drown. He's got a life jacket on. That's not very caring. This one's not even funny. I'm going to hang up on you. That's crazy. Billy, I once was so high, I...

Yeah, this is Gator Man. I was so high one time I woke up naked with two girls, didn't know who they were in a trailer park.

Sounds great. Why does that just feel like a normal you story?

By the way, Gator Man, give me a yeehaw afterwards.

Yeehaw! I'm going to tell you right now, I'm having fun on the road.

I love this guy. Call us. What's up, Kelsey? How you doing? I once was so high. This is a good one. Kelsey, I once was so high.

It was right when I first started, you know, partaking in the edibles. Yes. And I fell asleep eating chocolate ice cream in my bed, and I woke up thinking I went to the bathroom in the bed. Oh, no. Yeah.

How long did it take you to actually touch what was on the bed and put it in your mouth or fingers?

I refused. It took me a hot minute. I had to work up the courage to, like, get a whiff, and I was like, oh, my gosh, nope, that's ice cream, and then it quit.

That's great.

And I don't even like chocolate ice cream, so I knew it was the Eddie.

You know it's good when you go to bed with any kind of food, or in that case, ice cream. What's up, Angelica? Is it Angelica, right, Angelica?

Yes, Mojo, you always mess up my name.

I said it right, though, this time. What's up?

Yes, hi. Um, actually my

My friend was so high. We were having a girls' night. You know, like, Indy Trobe has those big, black trash cans? Yes. It was trash day. She mistaken the trash can for, like, a stalker, like, intruder. And she had us all thinking it was dark. And she's like, he's right there. He's right there. And so she calls her boyfriend over. He comes outside. We're all looking out the window. At this point, we're all high. And we're looking out the window. And she's like, he's right there. He's right there. And he's like, where? He's walking around in circles. He's like, the effing trash can? It was a trash can. He had his gun out and everything, and we were like, oh, my God, we're blown.

That's great. I think all of those ones, there were some good ones in the beginning. Some of the calls in the beginning were really, really funny.

The set of alarm on the calculator is my favorite.

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