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mojo on the morning show you know those people that when they get drunk they like to touch everything that is breakable uh i was hanging out with one of them last week and his name is paul and he's a very good friend and he's probably gonna be upset for me for talking about this but um paul uh is one of those guys first off that uh is a grown man that likes to drink fireball shots i know but you know what's funny i found myself mike drinking them with him because he bought one of those party tubs if you're seeing those at all before it's basically a mike it's a it's it's a party tub that looks like you know how you ever have a party for like the kids and you go get the ice cream at uh meyer and it's the big humongous thing of ice cream that's there like vanilla ice cream or whatever and it's in a tub that's what the party tub is but it's loaded with a bunch of uh fireball shots matter of fact hold on i actually took a picture of the the tub let me see how many shots it says on there that are bucket of regret uh it contains 20 50 milliliter bottles and by the way this is the real fireball remember that story we did about fake fireball like there wasn't there wasn't whiskey in the thing so paul was drinking away at this and he was having other cocktails too and he just starts touching things and every time he goes and starts touching things i'm standing next to him like with my hands out waiting for something He goes and picks up, so we're in this place, and he goes and picks up a glass, like, decorative thing that was on, like, a counter that they had there.

Yeah.

And he picks it up, and he goes, it looks like a telephone. And he picks the thing up, and it slips right out of his hands.

No.

And just falls right to the ground and just breaks it. Yes, right. Yeah. And one night, he broke this. Then we had pizza. he spilled pizza on white furniture so he spilled pizza on like a white chair that was there which by the way you shouldn't be eating pizza over on white chairs they shouldn't have pizza available around white chairs but spilled it on white chairs and I think when he was leaving put a dent in drywall while he was leaving do you have people do you know people that are total hazards when it comes to them drinking too much. I'd love to know from our listeners, what's the most expensive thing that you had broken when you were drunk? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Because if you're somebody that is drinking a little bit too much, like we were all together at the Marriott Troy Hotel bar.

Yeah.

And that could have been a dangerous thing because there was a lot of breakable things by us.

I mean, we were all sitting, and you said we were all together, meaning the show. The whole show, yeah. The whole show was together on Saturday night. We were. We were sitting in an area that had a few couches and love seats and stools in front of a fireplace, but on either side of that fireplace were a bunch of shelves that had breakable, I don't know, my grandma would call them knickknacks. Knickknacks. Yes. Knickknacks. Knickknack peppyworks. Knickknack peppyworks. Yeah.

More things to dust on this show. Yeah.

Yes.

That could have been bad. That could have been really bad.

But we were all very, very good.

The worst is like if I'm a designated driver helping my buddies out for the night and they're like, can we stop for, you know, get some quick pizza on the way home or something or they get some gas station chicken and I go, okay, I'll run in and get it. And they're like, well, and then somebody wants to run in and get smoked. Somebody wants to run in and get beef jerky. Next thing you know, there's six drunk idiots fumbling around the party store and they're all picking up glass bottles of booze and you're like, put that down. I'm not paying for that. Put that down. That's kettle one. That's expensive. You don't need any more vodka. You need sobriety. And now I'm like, I'm running around like. You need sobriety. Yeah, they're like little baby chicks that you're trying to get back into the pen.

I am the designated driver and the designated buyer. Yeah.

Guess who's going to pay if you idiots knock that out. Exactly.

It is so funny because I equate that to it's the same as being a parent and taking your kids into like a like a hallmark type store. And I always have to tell Smith, you put your hands in your pockets. Do not touch anything. nothing don't just breathe and walk behind me it's the same thing with a bunch of drunk idiots in a

liquor store yep the funny thing is when these these friends of yours that do this breaking of stuff like that you are almost better off just staying away and letting them take the blame for it because people let drunk people get away with it yeah like you know i mean like they don't let parents get away with it with their kids it seems like as much as they let drunk paul getting Getting away with it And his poor wife The moment that this thing broke His wife was online trying to find a replacement for it Because she felt like she needed To pay back for it What's up, Josh? How you doing?

Good, how are you?

What's the most expensive thing that you broke When you were drunk?

So my buddy's window He lived in a trailer And I went outside To relieve myself and I couldn't hear them. So I guess my solution to that was to put my head through the window and continue to go about my way because the window was right where the dining room table was. I think we were playing Kings or something. So, yeah, I just let it rip through the window and didn't think anything about it, didn't know about it. The next morning I wake up and I'm like, man what uh what happened to your window dude he's like what are you what are you uh freaking

talking about that you happened to my window you don't even remember does it scratch you up like did you get caught up by doing that because i always wondered if people like you know walking through like a window or whatever putting their fists through a window if that hurts them i was

fine yeah completely fine uh not a scratch on me and it was it was pretty crazy but yeah I immediately, I was like, oh, man, let's go to the ATM. Let's get this.

How much does a window on a trailer cost? What does that cost?

I think it was like we got a pain for like $225. We were able to put it in. So we were both pretty handy, fortunately. It was a no big deal. You know the beauty of it? It gave us a chance to go out for breakfast the next day and do a project.

Waffle House? Did you do Waffle House? Because that's always the place to go.

I think we probably hit up Frisch's because it was right there by the place, man. And it's just, it's bottom barrel six.

If I knew it only cost $220 to replace a window, I would for fun when I was drunk. Probably not in your house, dude. No, but I'm talking about it. I'm talking about if I was at a buddy's trailer, I would literally poke my head through and say, anybody need anything outside? Like, I would literally just do it.

No, but that's what you do in the labor. These guys put it in themselves. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't be doing the labor on that.

You better believe I wouldn't. And by the way, if I can ever hang out with a bunch of guys that are drunk enough to not Feel it going through a window You gotta hang out with me

It's a good time man We're all good people and we laugh about stuff like this It's no biggie we take care of each other Take care of each other for you guys too Have a good one

Something about that drunk strength that people don't even remember Like falling off the balcony into the bushes When you're drunk you're loose and limber You don't feel the pain the next day

Listen to what Hannah did drunk What was the biggest thing you damaged When you were drunk

it's it's been a few years now but i fell asleep in my parents bathtub upstairs and left the water running for hours and it overflowed to the main floor ruined the couches ruined the flooring and ruined my mom's home and thank god that you are alive yeah my dad it was horrible it was my birthday my dad found me butt naked oh my god oh you're right she could have drowned

he thought my sister drugged me oh wow wait wait oh really a second stop is there like a little

disgruntled family business well yeah i mean i was 17 it was 17 years ago now but it was it was horrible what were you drinking fireball oh listen this is the worst part i obviously had too much fun this weekend because i have no voice but it was come pack of vodka like it was worse than five o'clock like we like they misheard got the cheapest vodka

and it was yeah that headache must have been horrible does anybody like the taste of fireball

I don't mind it I don't know that I would say I like it But I don't mind it

Some people like the hot cinnamon to disguise the whiskey taste For people who aren't

I didn't even know it was whiskey Until we did that story a couple weeks ago I always thought it was just like a I don't know like a schnapps Like a Sambuca type of drink

You need to try Fire Jack though Fire Jack?

Yes I do like Fire Jack Is that like the you grow up to fire jacks from fireball it's their version of the hot cinnamon whiskey it's

really good those are things that i drink i'm a legal adult and can buy it myself now yes

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The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesar Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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