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Mojo Got into The Wrong Car

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August 6, 2025 | 00:13:17 | Leisure

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download the moto casino app today all right it's mojo in the morning i had something happen to me

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that was really embarrassing and i i know that people have done this because we've talked about it on the show and the stories are always crazy how people have had it happened to the next level so i was at kroger and i ran into one of my neighbors while i was going and just picking some stuff up and they had two cart loads of stuff because they were having a big party with a bunch of family and stuff you know it's weird like the carts are big to have two cart loads and i'm saying pushing one cart in front and pulling the cart behind you know you got yourself some money when you're doing that right i mean that's pretty crazy like a big barbecue you know i would have taken carts and i would have had them next to each other and had them side by side knocking into people and stuff, but, uh, she was doing this. So I said to her, I go, how are you going to get all this stuff to your, your car? Like, what are you going to do? And she said, Hey, could you help me? And I said, no problem. I said, let me grab my stuff. You're going up towards the front ghost checkout. And then what, when you get one cart load full of all your packages, I will put stuff in your car and then you can go out in the parking lot. Yeah, no problem. So we get up to the front. I check out the store. She's checking out her stuff, and they're loading, and the lady's putting stuff in the plastic bags and putting them in the cart. She grabs her key fob to her car. She drives a car just like yours, Kev, a Cherokee, a Grand Cherokee. And she opens it up because the car is parked in the parking lot. I grab the cart to go put groceries into the car. go outside open up the door you know the back uh lift gate put all the stuff inside the car and all of a sudden here hey that's my car and i turn around and i look and i'm like what like i thought somebody was messing with me and i turn around and it's a lady that's got her hands up in the air you know the whole hands up in the air thing hey that's my car and i go like i'm putting stuff into my neighbor's car. The car's open. What the hell are the odds that A, the same Jeep Grand Cherokee, which, by the way, they must sell a crap load of those ones, same color, silver, like a silver color, and the car door is open.

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The lift gate was open. That's crazy.

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The woman did not lock her car. Who doesn't lock their car in this day and age? I'll be forgetting sometimes. Do you really? I don't left my keys. I don't left that boy at home. So I got, you know, to the point where I'm like, oh, crap. So I'm starting to, like, pull the stuff out. Then I'm thinking, this woman's thinking I'm stealing from her car. So she comes up, and I explained to her what's going on. going on she understands the other one is literally the next row over and just a little bit further down um but then my neighbor starts coming out with the other basket full of all the

00:05:11 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 1:

stuff before you unloaded all the groceries you guys i hate loading and unloading groceries well

00:05:16 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 4:

no could you imagine this though how would you like to have that woman's life if i would to put them in the car left my neighbor goes in and goes where the hell are my packages You see that you got all this stuff in there, including a bunch of Breyers ice cream, you know what I mean? Melted in the bag.

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I like the fact that she saw that you were inquisitive and then turned your curiosity into help. Yes. And asked me.

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You want to start talking? Yeah. Come help.

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Have you ever gotten into the wrong car? 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. How many times, and by the way, the greatest thing, and thank you to Mike Porter. I love you, Mike, over at Gordon. Mike convinced me that I should look at this new blue with this, like, white interior car, this Tahoe. It's nice. I think I'm the only one on the road with the damn thing.

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Yeah.

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But when I had a black Tahoe, I would walk up to black Tahoe's all the time. And I would think I was going to get into them, you know?

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I got into the wrong, when I had my Traverse, remember I had that white Traverse? and i had gone into michael's and went out into the parking lot and opened the door got in the car put my bags in the passenger seat and i was like my car interior is not tan i had got in same thing somebody left their car unlocked i had gotten in that's crazy put my stuff in and realized i was in the wrong car and then you literally get out and you're you're doing this your hands are up like i didn't take anything from you these are my bags that is it i had a girl one time get in the

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backseat of my car because she thought I was the Uber. Because the Uber was the same

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car as my car. I'm turning around like, what are you doing? She's like, are you my Uber? I'm like, no, I'm not. She's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

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I've had that happen outside a 29 nightclub in Novi back in the day. I went out there to go see Ashley Nix, who was on our show at the time, and she was doing a Friday night there. And I went out there and the same situation pulls on my back handle thinking I was an Uber. What's up, Lisa? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

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morning what's happening so i was i was at meyer a couple years ago and i got into my what i thought was my uh journey and i go to put my key in it wasn't working and i i didn't know what was going on i look in the mirror and there's this little boy probably like eight years old looking at me like big eyes scared crapless and i i didn't know what to do i was like i'm so sorry and i quick cut out of the car and shut the door it was i was so embarrassed what the hell are they

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leaving a little boy in the back of the car for i he was probably like eight years old ten years

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old maybe something like that he didn't say anything he just was staring at me yeah oh

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terrible at least they cracked the window for the kid joanne what's up it's mojo in the morning

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hi joanne hey hey how are you guys we're great what's up so i was at myers also and i was in the grocery line buying something and I realized I didn't have my purse so I'm like oh crap what did I do I left it at home so I run out to the car I grab all the change out of the change holder run in pay for it come back out to the car realize there's all these bags in the car it's not even my car that I took the change from oh my god

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but they kept their change in the same place that you kept your change

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Yeah, it was like a little change holder. It was like a van.

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I don't even remember the Pacific, I believe. Which one was cleaner, that car or yours?

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Mine.

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Which one had more money?

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I looked in the back and there's all kinds of crap in the bag. Oh, my God.

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You start judging them for how dirty their car is. Stephanie, you left the grocery store and what happened?

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um so i walked out of my local grocery store and um it's one of those ones that has like a starbucks in it yeah and so i'm like walking out with like my starbucks and so i'm coming out to go get in the car so i come into the driver's seat and like you know like you're just like an autopilot i go to like put my drink like in like the cup holder and the person's actually And they're like, hey, they're in the passenger seat.

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Oh, my gosh. That's crazy.

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Can I tell you something? I feel that so much because half the time I am so zoned out when I'm grocery, like running all my errands, grocery shopping, whatever. I would not have noticed a person sitting there either. I really wouldn't have.

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Wait, hold on. This one's a good one, too. Brooke, this happened, and it wasn't just one person in the car, but what happened?

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Yes, I want to start off first time, long time. Brooke's on the phone. Look, we got Brooke!

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So my boyfriend, I was sitting in the passenger seat. He had to run into Kroger for something really quick. I'm sitting there. All of a sudden, I'm like, where is he? It's kind of taken a while. All of a sudden, he gets in the car. He is cracking up. I'm like, what happened? He gets in. He's like, I just got in. Same thing, Jeep Grand Cherokee. Got in, sat down. There was a woman sitting in the passenger seat. In the backseat, a baby starts crying. Oh, my God.

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You're not my daddy.

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I'm like, thank God, nowadays, you have to be kind of careful.

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What did the woman do? What did she say to him when he got in the car?

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He said nothing. She just looked like she was about to poop her pants.

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Right. I bet. Wow, thank you for the call. What's going on? Hi, Chris. Hello? Hi there. What's happening, Chris?

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Oh, nothing. Just driving to work.

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Yeah. Chris, what was the story? You got in the wrong car?

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Well, my sister and I went to Little Caesars years ago to get pizza. Get hot and ready? She worked a lot, and she went in.

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Yeah.

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So I'm sitting there watching her walk out with the pizza, get in the car next to me with the guys in his driver's seat. With the pizzas. And I look over, and I'm laughing so hard. And the guys looking at her like, what are you doing?

00:11:20 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 1:

This guy thought it was his day. He's got a hot girl and a hot pizza. That's great.

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It was awesome.

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Oh, my God. Long time, first time. Hey, Chris. Chris on the phone. Thank you, Chris. Have a good day. Appreciate you. This is a wild one. These are great stories. These are all great stories. It's so embarrassing when this happens. Kim put her kid in the wrong car. Uh-oh. What happened? Kim? Hey, how are you? We're great. What's going on?

00:11:52 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 4:

Good. So a couple of years ago, my son, like two and a half, super efficient proficient kit i used to just like open up the back door put them in and say just buckle yourself in and i go around and get in so i did i went around and got in the car and he's just standing in the back seat staring at me i'm like dude what's going on he goes this is not our car he goes those are not our bags that is not your purse this is not what is okay all right

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What's up with people that leave their car doors open? Isn't that crazy?

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And they're stuffing it. Yeah, I know. I think it's a thing where I live. But, yeah, no, everything that's in there, I was looking for some gum and stuff in her purse, but she didn't have any.

00:12:38 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 1:

I like Marie. Marie got into a car and saw pictures and realized these weren't her pictures. Right? Is that right, Marie?

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Hi.

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Hey. So it was the pictures that were the giveaway?

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Right. Yeah, it's the exact same car, exact same color, everything. And the key fob worked on it. So I unlocked this car and unloaded my groceries and got in. I've heard that before with key fobs. That's amazing. They only make so many different variations of them. That's right. I sat down and my boyfriend sat next to me and we're looking at photos of somebody's child

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oh my god what kind of car was it do you remember

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oh my goodness it was a Ford Probe

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oh a Ford Probe

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I haven't heard about those in a long time

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what a horrible name for a car the Probe that sounded like it was too old to have a key fob back in the day the Probes you had to stick it in the ignition I think that, honestly, I think that they probably had them around at that time. But, again, that was probably why it was so duplicatable because they didn't have the technology, if that's a word. Duplicatable. Wow. I know. I think I might be the smartest person I've ever heard. That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything. One last call here. Heather, what's up, Heather?

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hi heather hi first time long time what's happened happened to me i think meyer is evil because i was at a meyer got my groceries put them in my trunk went to return my cart that's away from me was another black car just like mine got in noticed stuff on the floor that wasn't mine must have security locks i couldn't get out of the car it literally trapped me inside oh my god oh my god it's like a million degrees outside and i'm trying to get out so i'm banging on the window and a cart return guy comes by and i'm asking

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him let me out he's like you're lying to me i'm like i can't get out i didn't have my phone to call anybody i'm like you've got to let me out lady walks by she thinks i'm crazy i finally convinced him to open the door and let me out but it was the most embarrassing five minutes of my

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life that's why would they have child locks on or something that it wouldn't let you out

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i don't know it let me open the door so obviously it wasn't locked but it must have security measure, that if you get in and don't have that sob, it locks the doors on you.

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