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Mojo Has How Many Unread Emails?
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo Has How Many Unread Emails?

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April 25, 2025 | 00:08:01 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. Before we get into anything else like 5 at 6.55 or the throwback throwdowns or the roses, five lies tell your mom, dirty on the 30, second date updates, I want to do a little spring cleaning, like literally some spring cleaning right now because I feel like I'm getting to a point where I don't know if my brain can handle it, But I have officially right now hit a monumental moment in my life. I have officially hit more than 5,000 unanswered emails in my email box right now.

00:02:36 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 8:

That stresses me out.

00:02:39 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 6:

And it's crazy. And it's honestly one of those things where I cannot delete them. I've got 5,362,000 emails in my email box right now, which is interesting because I saw a stat that was the other day, and I was going to bring it up on the air. 23% of people would rather go to the doctor for a physical than delete their emails and go through their emails.

00:03:02 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 7:

Are any of you guys like that? Me. I got three different email addresses, and one of them I don't even check. I couldn't tell you how many emails are in there. This has got to be, like, in the $30,000.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 3:

Okay, so your little badge says the five. Look at what mine says.

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Like, at the bottom of the phone, the little middle icon?

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Oh, my God. Do you know what I'm saying?

00:03:19 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 3:

I am a crazy person about keeping my email, like, clear. I turned off the notifications when it got to $48,000.

00:03:27 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 6:

Wow. $48,000? No.

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Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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See, a lot of it has to be, like, subscription stuff, right? All of it was.

00:03:33 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 3:

It was so annoying. So then I created another email address just for sign up for, like, apps and stuff. And then I did the whole, I didn't check anything. I just mass deleted my email. And then I started unsubscribing from everything. You know what I mean? Have you ever cleared out an inbox with like 10,000 emails?

00:03:48 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 6:

Oh, no.

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You're like, I hope there's nothing important in there.

00:03:50 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 6:

It's just going to a, it's like a mass, you know.

00:03:53 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 3:

It's all of my student loan information. I went, no, not my problem.

00:03:57 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 6:

All right, so here's one for you. Joe from the Joe Show, who happens to also be my eldest son.

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Who happens to be.

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Who happens to be, has like 40 to 50 unread text messages.

00:04:07 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's nothing.

00:04:09 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 6:

Wait, do you guys have unread text messages?

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307.

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I'm not that bad. Really? I got 148.

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But are you saving them and you already know what they say? No. Or you're not even looking at them?

00:04:21 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 3:

I get the preview of the text message at the top, and if the conversation's over, I don't open the text.

00:04:25 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 6:

You're kidding me.

00:04:26 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 3:

A lot of times it'll just be like, got it, or okay, or I'll take care of it.

00:04:30 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 6:

So why not open it and then clean it out?

00:04:32 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 3:

Why would I waste that time? That's like three clicks of a finger. No, thank you.

00:04:36 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 6:

All right. I need to know, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Who gets anxiety out of this thing? Because I get it. Anxiety. There you go. I get the death of me. Someone that I used to know. I call you Mochi. Mochi.

00:04:56 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 3:

I get it. I have 26 Nike notifications. Why? How often do you buy Nikes? Well, I'll tell people now. I used to live one street over from the Nike store. A lot.

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00:05:12 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 4:

Hold on a second. It's funny because I'm looking at some of these emails that are coming in here right now. Did you know that they fired Sarah? Who was there? I don't know. Some lady that worked here back in 2007. It says, we wish her well in her future endeavors. I did not know. So if you were Sarah that got fired in December of 2007, I just saw Till Levesque sent out an email basically saying,

00:05:40 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 3:

Till Levesque. What if you promise me when that email goes out for me, you'll send it to me? You'll screen grab it and send it to me? Thank you.

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Yes, we can figure that out. I'm trying to read text messages. Now I can't read text messages. What's going on? Do I have a wrong thing here going on, Lydia? Can you see text messages?

00:05:59 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

uh i got it oh you do tell you some of them yeah what are any what do we got you got any 248 says i have over 100,000 unread emails oh my gosh okay 100,000 i mean at that point just

00:06:12 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 4:

get a new email address and start over what i wonder what email services allow you to have that much yeah yahoo is the one that i have that has like 30,000 yahoo and i'm telling you it's

00:06:22 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 5:

That long ago. Yeah, yeah. That was the classic thing. It was.

00:06:28 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

Which, by the way, also stood for delete.

00:06:32 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

I just know a 14-year-old heard me do that going, what the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell y'all say?

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What's going on, Jennifer? Hi.

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Hi. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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I love you guys.

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Aw, we love you, too.

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We love you, too.

00:06:50 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 4:

Just don't send us an email because we won't answer it. Go ahead.

00:06:52 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 7:

Clearly, clearly I won't know. Or a text even. Yeah. Can you just mark it as read? That's what I wonder. Just mark it. The text messages even. Yeah, Megan, damn it. This is my last time to argue with you, okay?

00:07:08 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 5:

But then I have an, that takes away my ability to have an excuse when I see you in public and you ask me, did I get your message? I can say, oh, no, I didn't even read it.

00:07:16 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 3:

I love when people are like, you didn't answer me. And I go, I don't answer anybody. The notification is there.

00:07:21 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

How quick will you delete the iHeart emails off of your thing? I already did, baby. Oh, you already did.

00:07:29 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

Well, don't you lose access your last day right away.

00:07:33 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 3:

And by the way, as soon as the show ends, I'm just going to say to the group chat, K-bye, and then exit the group chat.

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All right.

00:07:40 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

Like me.

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So that's how it's going to be.

00:07:41 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 2:

Well, I need to wean you away. So then if it's going to be like that, we're going to start on Monday.

00:07:46 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 3:

No, because then a new group chat is going to be started. I hate that for you guys. I'll just, K-bye.

00:07:50 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 4:

What's up, Greg? Hey, how you doing? Good. How many unread emails do you have?

00:07:55 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 1:

I have over 250,000 unread emails. What is wrong with you? I'm proud of you. You've been getting emails since the 60s. But there's a reason why that happened. It's because I deleted an email by mistake, and I emailed Yahoo. I said I deleted one of my mistakes, and they gave me all of them back. Oh, they gave them all back? They gave me one from day one. Yeah, from day one, I found it up until now, and I've never went through to delete all of them. Way too many.

00:08:20 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. I can't believe they sent you them all back. I would not want that. I don't want any trays. They keep them. What's up, Caitlin? Hi.

00:08:28 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 6:

Hi. First time long time. Hey there.

00:08:33 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

What's going on?

00:08:35 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 6:

So it gives me anxiety when I don't open every single. Oh, you're like Shannon.

00:08:42 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

You're like Shannon.

00:08:43 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 6:

My boyfriend has 1,000 unopened emails and texts. The other day, I took him to a procedure, and he left his phone with me, and I wanted to go through it just to open everything for him.

00:08:56 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh.

00:08:57 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 2:

I'm the same way. When my mom, for example, will be like, hey, can you find this email? And she has all these promo codes and deals and sales. I'm like, unsubscribe from all this crap. It takes too many clicks.

00:09:11 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

We were talking about the emails and the text, but we now have the winner of the unread text. Kim, how many unread texts do you have?

00:09:20 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 6:

Apparently, I have 1,133. Did you have a birthday recently?

00:09:28 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 7:

No. When people text me, I'm like, I don't know why. I'm like, you have to call me to let me know that you sent me a text message.

00:09:37 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

That defeats the purpose of why you're texting. You got to call me to say I'm texting. That's like the people who text to say, hey, I'm going to call you. It's like, what's going on? Why are we doing it this way? I'm totally backwards. Yeah. I have no idea. Totally ass backwards. They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th.

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