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Mojo Has Two Left Feet
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo Has Two Left Feet

from Mojo In The Morning

July 10, 2026 | 00:07:43 | Leisure

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Mojo tore his meniscus now he has to drive with his left foot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 2:

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00:01:30 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 6:

Can I tell you guys, so first, you guys knew that I tore my meniscus, so I double tore my meniscus. And so yesterday during the show, I was in so much pain. During commercial breaks, you might have seen, if you look at the video, I'd go to the back. I'd sit on our California closets couch, and I would have to stretch my leg out. Yeah, I didn't bang it. And I'd have to stretch my leg out, and it was just hurting me so bad. I was limping. I was crazy. I put a text in to Dr. Ashish Beatty and his wonderful nurse, Kristen. They had me come to the hospital yesterday. I went to the University of Michigan, and they gave me a shot of cortisone. I want to dance with somebody. Give him a couple more. I want to feel the heat with somebody. No, it feels good. So thank God. It's still tender. I can tell it's tender. I'm not going to go crazy.

00:02:23 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 5:

When did you start to feel like the immediate relief? As soon as you got the shot, did it take a while to kick in?

00:02:29 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 6:

Well, let me tell you how bad it was for me. So driving to and from the hospital, because it didn't kick in immediately. So on the way home, it was bad. Has anybody ever done this? So it's my right knee. I drove with my left leg. Have you guys ever driven with your head?

00:02:44 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 1:

I feel like that's not allowed.

00:02:45 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 5:

That's awkward.

00:02:46 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 6:

You've never done that before? No. I don't think you're supposed to. So I was driving. So I'm like literally my foot over and I'm doing it and I'm going over. And I was thinking to myself, you know those people that can write with both hands? Ambidextrous. Is that what it's called? Yeah. I'm ambidextrous. I am too. Has anybody ever had that talent of being able to do something that others can't do? Like, this is my talent. I can drive with my left.

00:03:12 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 5:

It's very awkward, though. You probably weren't good to start off because the muscle memory, the mobility, you just aren't used to it.

00:03:19 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 6:

Well, the weirdest part was I was on a long stretch, okay? So I was on 96, going to M14 in through Ann Arbor. So I had a super cruise on for that time. That was good. But it took me off the road because there's construction. So I had to go off of, I don't even know what the hell street I got off of. Farmer. But I went, yeah, I don't know. You tell me, I don't know. I followed my ways. And so I'm like going through neighborhoods in Plymouth, and I'm like stopping and I'm like, oh, hey guys, how you doing? I got my left foot going here. But it was weird because I was sitting on an angle doing it. Yeah. It was awkward. It was very awkward. How big was the needle? It was big.

00:04:00 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 4:

Wait, that one was this big? Like an epidural?

00:04:04 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 6:

Hold on a second. That was exaggerated, right? What's that? That was exaggerated, right? You said this big. It was big. Here, I'll point it out to you in a second after I didn't think of getting you, Shannon, saying.

00:04:15 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 2:

It's this big.

00:04:17 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 6:

It's never going to go away. I know. Listen to how young she sounds.

00:04:20 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 2:

It's this big.

00:04:22 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 6:

You're just a child. Baby. It was probably that long. It went in. I mean, it was big. Yeah. Did they have to numb you up? They put the needle in to numb me first and then did the thing. So you back? I'm back. I think. Well, I'm not fully back.

00:04:40 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 5:

In the golf course this weekend?

00:04:41 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 6:

I'm going to behave myself, maybe. Behave myself. I'm going to try not. I, yes, last night, you know, I was like doing things around the house and I realized as I was going in, I have to like go and make sure that my kids rooms aren't like a mess only because of, you know. They haven't been there in a while. I flush toilets upstairs and stuff because I never go upstairs. And Luke doesn't do things. Sometimes I'll run into the bathroom and there's a turd that looks like it.

00:05:10 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 1:

Let me tell you something. That's happening in my house too. And I finally called a family meeting the other day. I was like, whoever is pooping. Whomever. We don't know who it is. Whomever is pooping and leaving the poop to disintegrate in the toilet, it is effing disgusting. Stop it. How do you walk out of the bathroom and not look?

00:05:28 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 5:

It's bad as a guy too. Because if I'm going in the bathroom and I have to pee, you have to flush the poop. Because if you pee, you'll get all that scent.

00:05:37 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 1:

Ew. I agree. There's one culprit in our house, and I will not say who it is, but this person is a repeat offender.

00:05:44 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 6:

It's definitely a male. Because it's a guy thing. Really?

00:05:47 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 1:

I'm not saying anything. Okay.

00:05:49 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 6:

In ours, it's all guys. Because I know it ain't Chelsea going upstairs to the boys' bathroom and doodying and not flushing. What's up, Jason? How you doing?

00:05:59 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 3:

Hey, what's up? I'm doing good today. What's going on? So, yeah, I'm a professional at driving with my knee on my leg. I do it all the time. I can take corners doing it. Really? I mean, I don't recommend it, but I've been doing it for years. Why are you doing that? Just to free up my hands, get something to drink. Free up my hands.

00:06:21 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

How are you taking corners? I can drive with my knee, but turning a corner? How do you do that?

00:06:26 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 3:

so when you start turning the corner you just kind of throw the wheel and then you catch it with your leg again and then you you do it repeatedly and you just go around the corner

00:06:36 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 6:

that is an awkward thing hey try this today try driving with your left foot and see how you do with your left foot it was pretty interesting i know people who drive with both feet they drive with two both of their feet like right on the gas left on the brake yeah which i which i don't know if that would be something that i could do i'm good yeah i got a text like boom boom it's almost kind of like pedals like you're like pedaling or something a little uh vehicle uh look who's on with us we haven't talked to you in a while uh andy the telemarketer is on with us hi andy how you doing good morning hey andy hey mojo how are you fantastic andy kansas city andy on with us

00:07:19 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

right now uh andy absolutely guys guys i am telling you okay long time in a long time how about that kevin give me that welcome back okay first and foremost guys first and foremost okay um you know we have first in a first time in a long time you all remember that right of course i used that i used that in one of my corporate meeting last week okay you did how did it go did you bring an air horn too and there were there were two or three people who are in the call they are mojo in the morning

00:07:56 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 6:

listeners oh i love it and they they loved it can you say mojo in the morning one more time for me mojo in the morning no now you said it without the twirl of the tongue before you did it you

00:08:09 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 2:

had a mojo in the morning it was like i loved it oh you wanted that yeah mojo in the morning

00:08:15 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

Okay, that still didn't sound the same. I'll go back and listen to it. Andy, have you ever driven with your left foot? Have you ever...

00:08:22 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

No, not at all. Not at all. But that's dangerous, Mojo. You are lucky. You got away with that, number one. And number two, right on the accelerator, left on the brake, that is also dangerous. Google it. still there are about 20 or 22 percent of the people who drive like that wow there's actually

00:08:46 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 6:

a stat and i believe seriously i believe google it all right hey andy andy i love you buddy it's good to talk to you tell all tell all those uh people that that are at work that listen we said

00:08:57 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 2:

hi okay absolutely hey you guys let me into the call often okay take care oh you bet absolutely

00:09:04 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 6:

Have a great weekend.

00:09:05 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 2:

Google it. Thank you. All good fun. I'll have a good day.

00:09:08 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 4:

Happy Friday.

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Yeah.

00:09:13 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 4:

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