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Oh, real quick. Can I, can I do a quick, just a little topic? I've been wanting to do it and I feel like if I don't do it today, it's not worth doing it. So I was telling you earlier this morning about how went out, drank too much, friend ended up throwing up on another friend's driveway,

right? Which you can see the picture on our Instagram. Oh, great. That's what everybody

wants to see. The stained picture. Here's, here's another funny thing that happened. So my friend spent the night, he actually slept in Joe's room, Joe's old room. And the next morning woke up and I took him back to the bar that we were at and as we were leaving my house to go to the bar to go get his car because we were all very responsible we had an Uber taking us to and from and stuff okay so let me get to the rest of the story because I don't want anybody thinking I'm like we're drunk driving as we're driving to the bar he goes and fills his pockets and he goes oh crap I don't have my keys and I go well did you leave him in my house and he goes oh no no oh I valeted my car the night before at the bar he had valet parked his car we left and went to a friend's house he left his car at the valet all night so here's the craziest part as we're driving back to this bar i'm thinking there's the place isn't even open there's no valet that's there oh my god like what's gonna happen so we're driving just because we're figuring you know well we'll at least go there and see if there's anybody like a manager or cleanup crew or somebody that's going to be there we pull into the bar and his car is parked next to the curb at the front and his keys are

sitting on the dashboard stop it right now i said i gotta go we're like visible you can see he left his keys in the car but also thank god at least put him in the seat though yeah don't put him on

a desk so here's so here is the question i wanted to ask valets i want to know if there are any valets listening what do you do when somebody doesn't get their car if somebody doesn't pick up their car like you know how many times people go to places and they get drunk and they end up getting an uber they forget like my friend did to actually go and get the keys to his car and put the car in a parking spot or whatever the deal is what do you do at that that case here was a valet They just left the keys. I got to go. I got to go home. Is that not hysterical?

I think they did the right thing. My only thing would be put the keys in the seat or put them like in the armrest. Don't put them on a dash for everybody to see. But could you imagine, God forbid, the car gets stolen? Right, exactly. And then it's the ballet's fault.

Yes. That was great. Honestly, I would want my car to get stolen so I had the day go longer, you know? Y'all needed the night to eat. Like, it was honestly one of those things where tell me that that story would not be the greatest story. So we went out and we lost the car. Like, I have no clue.

Well, at that point, it's not even stolen. It's a free car.

My favorite part of driving there to go get the car was when he couldn't find the keys. And he literally goes, oh, yeah, valet. If you could have seen my face when that happened, my face was, are you effing kidding me? It wasn't funny? It was at one point I'm going, because I knew, because listen, it was one of those, I was tired from the night before and I knew he had to go and had to get home. But all I kept thinking to myself was this day's never going to end. This thing's going on forever. Hey, Mike, what's going on? How are you? Good. How are you? Good, buddy. What's happening? We're talking about what happens if somebody doesn't pick up their car from the valet.

So it happened to me once and my, the end of my shift, the guy wasn't coming. so I just took the car home. It was a nice Mercedes. You did not. I took it home. You did? And then the next day when I came back to work, they fired me. Wow. Done. Yeah. He stole his car.

Well, what is he supposed to do? Leave me there.

I mean, I waited an hour and a half after my shift. He wasn't coming, so I'm like, you know what? He's probably not going to come. Let me just use it. And come back and then we'll go load it. What would you have done if you would have gotten into an accident? I hope he has insurance You ain't on it

Hey Mike be honest How much fun was it driving around in that thing

All I know is he needs new tires You know he ain't going straight on

That is beautiful Thank you for the I've been a long time listening to my first time calling.

And please tell me that you're no longer valeting anymore, right?

No, no, that's it. I wrapped it up, man. I retired. All right.

I appreciate you, buddy. Take care, Mike. We'll see you.

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