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Mojo Needs Coffee

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I can't believe I've gone the entire show with no coffee. It's crazy. And you were dying this morning. I know. Listen, I've got B12. I just took a couple B12 drops.

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Honestly impressive. I know.

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You know, it's quite unusual. But I am thinking about, because I do have a long day today. So I am thinking that maybe I try to see if I can get Reese. I wish that they would Uber Eats Starbucks. Do they go back on?

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Yeah, they won't. What is that about? I've always thought Starbucks should just have its own delivery service. Yeah. Because there are so many locations. They could pop into any, right?

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They'd make millions. Oh, my gosh. Not that they need the money, but they would make millions.

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Crazy successful.

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They used to have, they used to do it. Hold on a second. Let me see.

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It's been back on Uber Eats recently.

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It has. What? Oh, this is going to be good. Yes!

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Is it crazy?

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Wait, oh it is It's a $5.50 delivery fee

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Bro, and I got a tip on top So I'm spending $10 for a $5 coffee?

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Nope

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Yeah, no

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I don't know, I'm thinking about it

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Where's Reese?

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Reese, I'll give you $4 I'll give you $4.45 To go to Starbucks for me Wait, is there anybody That works in our building on their way in right now they could pick up a mobile order for me from uh from starbucks do i do it or not five dollars and 49 cents really contemplating this i am i am they won't

00:04:03 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 8:

deliver to the toledo station and there is a starbucks that is four blocks away wait why

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why do they decide not to deliver to you guys in uh i don't know the one the one starbucks location

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that is in downtown toledo is not an option for a deliverable location but it's literally four

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blocks away is there anybody else that's driving into the toledo facilities mike do you need your dry cleaning picked up or anything like that do you have anything that you would like i don't dry clean i know i'm just kidding that was that was a wacky joke um wow they also have bob's big boy on here too i've never do uber eats because uber eats is so expensive so it's so much more expensive than doordash and uh and grubhub but they've got some good stuff on here i might actually have to

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try it sometimes do y'all use postmates up there uh i don't i don't do it popular people were

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talking about it though when i remember when i was mentioning about having

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and age discrimination on Instacart people. So people were saying, I should try Postmates. Sophia, what's up? What's up?

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I hear you need some coffee this morning.

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Yes. Who are you, Sophia? Sophia, you don't work here in the building, do you?

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No, I don't. I'm out actually driving. I don't know. Am I allowed to say the companies I work for?

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Yeah, I don't care as long as it's not anything illegal that I can get arrested for.

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It's Uber Eats and DoorDash. And I'm out working now, and I heard you needed some coffee.

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Oh, really? What area of our listing area are you in?

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No, by Wixom area, I do.

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Oh, my God. So you would be the person that would benefit from me saying yes to this coffee. But I'm trying to contemplate. Here's my contemplation. My drink cost me $5. The delivery cost me more than the drink.

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Okay.

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Our buddy Fran Lucido said she'll give you the $5.

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And I heard you guys make a comment about it We work for our guests I don't know if you guys know this But these platforms only pay us $2 of delivery Son of a Really?

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Alright, so Sophia Where are you right now? Because if I mobile order I will pay you the money I'll mobile order Pay for it on my app You pick it up And then I will give you the money If you come here

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Yeah, I'm back in Pontiac Trail right now

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Okay, so the Starbucks that I'm going to go to is going to be the one that's right by the radio station off of 12 Mile and Cabot. The only problem, though, is I'm going to order it under my name, and people are going to go pick it up, and it's not going to be Sophia picking it up. Oh, my goodness, that's right. Here I am saying, yeah, Sophia, go pick it up, and then some guy named Larry is driving down the street going, oh, this is the Starbucks by the studio.

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Yeah, I'm going to get a free coffee.

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and then i'm gonna have to order another by the way it's gonna be an 800 order for starbucks because i'm gonna get robbed we can do a secret code oh maybe that ellen can you grab her number and uh or keep her on hold and then when she's right by there we'll have her uh have her go in

00:07:13 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

there i don't know sophia yeah i can bring you guys food whatever you guys want i hear listen to you guys every morning. I always hear you say

00:07:21 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 1:

you want food. I talked about this on the show on Friday. I would like to have my own personal show, Uber Eats DoorDash driver. Like somebody like that that you can call and they can go pick it up and then you give them 100% of the money without the platform getting it.

00:07:37 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 2:

Oh, God. And I know they rob you guys and charge you guys a lot but they give us $2. And when our customers tip us $2, it is really hard on us.

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Yeah. If somebody doesn't tip you at least 20 percent i mean that's the least that they should be tipping you for doing

00:07:54 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 2:

the driving i just had an order this morning for a big company i don't know if i should say the name and they stiffed me so wait they stiffed you company an entire company stiffed you guys i

00:08:07 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

could name companies here and nobody come on let's let's let's say the name call them out for being

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cheap who was it i don't want to get in trouble and get come on they stiffed you say yeah i had a big 500 order and they gave you five bucks i sat in the car and i cried for 20 minutes i got back out the car went up to the door was gonna go say something but then when i thought about my business and my goals, I just fit it and went back in the car. That's smart.

00:08:41 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 1:

Honestly, I would have done that. You know what you should do? You should let the air out of all their tires.

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I want to call them out. I've never teepeed before. Guys all the time, you guys, $2 tips, $2

00:08:54 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 1:

Sophia, here's the deal. Sophia, you come down to the studio right now. You don't even have to bring me anything. I will give you $20 just for coming here. No, you don't have to do that. No, you got it. No, you had a $500 order, and they couldn't. I'd give you more. All I have is a $20 bill right now.

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I want to say the name's so bad in the company.

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What kind of stuff do they do? Is it Odyssey, the radio company? I bet it is. Those sweet bastards.

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I don't want to get in trouble, but I had one just this morning over there. It's Cumulus.

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It's the people from Cumulus. I know them.

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Oh, God. Terrible, you guys. It's really bad. And I don't think, and the girl you work with, what's her name, Megan?

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Megan, yes.

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She's like $10 for a coffee. I don't think that everybody understands. We are going to the place, waiting for your order, then getting in the car and then bringing it to your house. Yeah, no, I want you to be paid more. I don't want Domino's Pizza, and I'm coming two miles, and I don't think people.

00:09:54 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, Megan's not saying anything bad about you guys. She's sticking up for you guys.

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Yeah, I want you guys to make more money.

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I get mad that I pay a service that's literally just a computer system to, like, screw over my neighbors, the people that are working here locally. That drives me insane. Insane.

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Guys, all those fees that they charge you, I swear to you, it all goes to DoorDash. Here's the thing. They really do.

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If you order $500 on this app, they should charge you right away a 20% tip.

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Because here's the deal That's a lot of stuff

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Where did they order 500 bucks from Of what

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Am I allowed to say the company

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Where did they order food from Buddy's They ordered 500 dollars of Buddy's pizza And they couldn't afford to give you A tip

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And I got there right at Beck Road In 96 I want to say the company So bad

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You had to carry how many pizzas Is 500 dollars worth of pizza

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Oh, my God, you guys. It was trips. And I had to load it because they don't care.

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And they didn't give her. That's awful.

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So I had to, like, bag it all. I organized it. I sent it in the car. I got it there. I took it in. I set it up. I'm thinking, here's my $100 tip. I could not believe they left me five bucks.

00:11:15 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Here. Off the air, say the name. I want to know. Tell me the name. Go ahead. Tell me. No, just tell me off the air. We're not on the air. You can't hear her, right? I can't hear her. Tell me on the air or off the air. I don't even know who they are. What are they?

00:11:33 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 3:

They're a company right there at Back Row right when you get off of 96.

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All right. So one of those companies.

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Do you know what other companies did this morning? Yeah, hold on, hold on.

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Off the air. Go ahead. Yeah? The other company? Son of a gun, the big box store place.

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They have money. $100 order this morning for Panda. Gave me $4.

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All right. Here's the deal. Enough. Enough already, you cheap bastards. If you guys don't have the ability to go out and get your own stuff and you're ordering something, you got a tip. These people work there. It's their gas money. She spent more money on gas than you gave a tip to them, that stupid fleet company.

00:12:14 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 3:

Oh, terrible. And you know what? But I don't think the customers, just to be good faith, I don't think the customers realize when they pay that, they probably think, oh, the driver's getting that. Yeah, they're not getting it. So I'm here to let them know the drivers don't get that. We get $2 of delivery.

00:12:31 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 4:

Well, here's the deal. Here's the deal. We're educating people by talking about this right now. Sophia, you come down to the studio right now. I got a $20 bill for you.

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I'm on my way. I'm coming down back.

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All right.

00:12:42 - 00:12:44 | Speaker 3:

Well, I'm going to Tromach. I'm going to go get your coffee for you.

00:12:44 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 4:

Well, hold on. Talk to Ellen. Yes, I will give you a $20 tip. Listen, I know that if I ordered an Uber Eats, I would give a $5 tip. I'm going to give you a $20 tip because you deserve it. You're a listener of ours. And this makes me sound really good on the radio that I gave you a $20 tip. How much is the tip again? $20. Mike, hold on. Let me count it out right now. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So blessed to be in the present. Hold on, Sophia. Hold on. Thank you. Hold on. I'm going to bow. I'm actually going to curse you. You guys, seriously. Everybody, come on. Kiss my ring.

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