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I know you're watching the live right now just to keep tabs on me to make sure I'm doing my job right. No, can I be honest? I'm watching because I'm wearing a hat today and I don't like wearing a hat. Is the angle good today? The angle is fine, but it's me with a hat. I wonder, can I pull this off? No.

Oh, God, no. I like this. Flip it. Can I do?

Gangsta mojo. I can't be that. I can't be, or how about?

You just never wear hats, so it's like nobody's used to seeing you in a baseball hat.

You look like the guy from You, the scary guy. Really? That always wears a hat. Okay, I like that better. Yeah, you look like Joe.

I like that better than the guy from Up. the old man in the house with the balloons

no definitely not that

I think I look cool with the hat backwards I see that it looks fine forward it looks fine how you have it Zach said I look awesome I like the sideways hat the best sideways hat no beyond alright so I got the hat I did bring a change of clothes and I actually thought I would like do like one of those what do they call them hose showers you know what I'm talking about

oh you just use your wipes

yeah where you do yeah Like I do a little hoe shower in Eastern Market. You said you showered. Well, I did shower. I did shower and I washed my hair, but I like want to like fully like make sure that.

See, I don't feel clean unless I go home and shower.

I need to exfoliate. That's one of the things that I do every single day. You do not. I know I don't. But I hear people talk about stuff like that. But I don't. Are there any other people listening this morning that are not showering? Like who did not shower? And what's your reason why you didn't shower? No, Kevin's in a movie. Kevin's not here with us.

He rarely showers. But see, certain people look good.

Women look good when they don't shower because they don't look like they didn't shower. Guys like me look greasy.

See, that's not true. I'm the same way. My hair, I have to wash my hair pretty much every day.

Oh, yeah. Or else it gets so oily. And I think they say it's bad.

It is.

Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Where are our non-showers at today? What's going on, D'Angelo?

Mojo. Yeah. What's the word, man? Nothing much. It's called a hoe bath. A hoe bath. A hoe bath.

That's what I was trying to figure out, yeah.

What'd you call it?

I'm going to, I think I called it a hoe shower or something.

Oh, that's right. A hoe shower.

I got a hoe bath, D'Angelo. I don't know. I can't go without showering and not looking pretty, you know what I mean?

I completely understand, brother. I take two or three a day when it's summer heat.

Have you ever had to do a hoe bath, D'Angelo?

yes i have okay late night i get to work early you know what i'm saying i gotta get in there and get it together real quick do i ain't able to make it to the house do hoes get upset when

you call it a hoe a hoe bath or do they understand that that's pretty much what they're doing i think

i think they understand that that's where it comes from okay all right buddy you be good

take care of yourself d'angelo thanks for the uh the the correction on the term uh hold on a second Denise is with us right now. Denise, you didn't shower today?

No.

Uh-oh.

How come you just wanted some extra sleep?

Yeah, I like to shower on Tuesday and Thursday mornings because that means only two showers a week before work.

What are you trying to conserve? Water or what's going on?

No, I just pay menopause, you know, and pits, tits, and lady bits.

Okay.

So you only shower two days a week? That's it? Never any more than that?

Well, during the week, on the weekend, I shower whenever I want, but I don't like to do it. If I do it, I try to do it at night because I don't like to get up and do it in the morning.

What do you do that you're...

you're not sweating and smelling because you're only showering a couple of days a week.

I'm, I'm a controller, so I end up for a manufacturing company. So I sit at a desk. Okay.

So you're an air conditioning and stuff. Like if you were working out on the line, so yeah, yeah, yeah,

I know I'd have to, yeah, I'd have to do something else, but you know, I sit in it. I literally, my office has two brick walls and I sit in it. It's five by eight or something, five by nine. It's super small.

Okay.

And so I'm just there by myself, and it's a stinky plant, you know? I mean, and menopause makes it so, you know, pretty much I turn into a prune. So you don't have a lot of those things that you have when you're young, you know? Yeah. And the acne and the oily skin.

I got to be honest. I used to think that I wanted to be a woman. I used to say to myself, I want to be a woman. I wish I was a woman, because if I was a woman, I'd just be home all day, just having fun, touching myself and stuff. Because that's what we do. I know you don't do it, but I would if I was a woman. I would love my body more. But then when I hear about this menopause and perimenopause and all that stuff, I don't know, man.

Well, that's what I was going to say. Even if I don't do anything during the day, I have to shower in the morning because I sweat so bad when I sleep.

Me too. So bad. It's disgusting. Temperature's tough. What's going on? How you doing, Sarah?

Hi. Good morning. I'm okay. Hey, how are you?

Good. I got a new phrase. The pits, tits, and what did she say it was? Lady bits. Lady bits, yeah. What's happening?

That's crazy, man. But anyway, a comment on hers. If you're going through menopause, you need to shower at least twice to three times a day because we sweat up the storm.

Oh, gee. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what Shannon just said.

I'm so confused by what she said.

We're calling her out.

Right. But I'm calling because I have a passenger that I've been friends with for four years now. And he don't understand. I won't date y'all behind because you tell me you do not shower. Oh, God. Have a good day, beautiful.

Yeah, yeah. By the way, I love when Sarah calls us. Sarah is riding Uber right now, driving Uber. But I like when she calls us because nine out of ten times, she'll say her comment and then she'll say goodbyes pleasantly to the people.

Communicating with her passengers. Oh, of course.

Oh, you have a great day, beautiful.

I just dropped somebody off at Detroit Axel. Okay. So she just got out. Oh, that was nice. Wait, how did she smell? Yeah, he's a nice guy. She smelled just fine. She's nice and clean. Yeah, how does that... And you know, another thing I wanted to let you guys know is as far as the Uber passenger, women, they can request women's drivers. Yes.

Okay. But let me ask you, let's go back to this guy. What does this guy smell like? Does he smell a little funky?

Well, you know what? He's an alcoholic. Like, that's another reason he can't be my friend. I mean, he can't be my main. His coffee in the morning is a cup of Tito's, okay? So I can't do that. Oh, yeah.

So there's more.

So imagine that reeking through his skin. He's 67 years old.

Yeah.

He's a nice fella, but I could never date him. So he calls me his caregiver now.

Oh, God. Because you go and drive him to all of the stuff. It's good that he's not driving, though.

Exactly, because he's an alcoholic. He has his own vehicle. but he'll call me like, I need to hire you for tomorrow, baby girl. Okay, I'll be there, no problem. Oh, man. He even tries to brush up against me and then pump on my leg like a fuck.

You be good, baby. I'll see you later.

I'm sorry. She always says bye, beautiful.

She always says bye, beautiful. I'm saying goodbye to Zach who walked into the studio for a second just to wave at me. See you later, baby.

Bye, Zach. Have a good day.

I love when Sarah does that. Alright, what's going on? Alex, the truck driver says he's not showering today in honor of me thank you uh alex hi what's going on how's it going so i get up at three in

the morning and there's days where i don't get home till eight or nine at night so if it's too late i'm not gonna shower it's no point yeah i guess what do you do the next day but you're a

truck driver i am a reputable radio dj i don't know if you know that i uh you know i i talk to the masses you are talking breaker one nine to a guy on a cb got a point there where's the best place to shower as a trucker yeah do you shower in one of those places like the truck stops

i do local i drive a gravel train so i'm home every night but anna have you ever wanted to go in i get that fruit yeah i'm always curious be a lot lizard uh i don't know i've seen a couple of them and i don't know yeah i'm good your your predecessor

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