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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. I would like for guys to call up and defend me on this because I think that this would be one of those situations where I need to have it be that other guys do this. but what is it about guys wanting to pee outside there's just something about peeing outside that just makes you feel like a like you're a man you know what i mean like makes you feel like you're

just feeling good about yourself and now as a mom of a little boy it's it starts young what is it are you born with that urge to go outdoors there you go i think it's because we can you know what

i mean like i know this sounds weird but we can i think i just like allow boys to be gremlins

it's yeah it's it's part of becoming a man you know some people throw bar mitzvahs some people

pee outside it's what happens it's the greatest thing ever and then what is it about when you take your dogs to go out to the bathroom i feel like i get a sympathetic pooping that i feel like whenever i when i take henry and louis my two dogs out to go to the bathroom when they're going to the bathroom it makes me feel like i have to go well are you gonna tell us a story about pooping outside i did not no okay so let me say this i have never pooped outside thank god all right i honestly thought that's where you were going with it no where's what around here where's wood because i don't want it to have to be that i have to because you know what you only do that in an emergency case i've never thanked god had to do that in an emergency but i did pee so i was taking henry and louie out to go to the bathroom and when i walked outside to go take them to go pee outside um i felt like i had to go and i know sometimes these guys play around a little bit and they want to like it takes them a while to actually do their thing so while they were doing it i'm like god i don't know if i can last long enough to wait until i go inside and then all of a sudden it always happens whenever i have to pee a neighbor will walk by and start talking you know to me or their talk to the dogs like their dogs want to talk about my dogs so it got a little crazy so you said while you're peeing so no not when i'm peeing but when i have to be but there was nobody around at this time so there was but it is i was worried that this was going to happen though kev i i sent this uh ring camera video and i don't know if uh if there's even a way to put wait to us yeah i sent it to you guys no thank you wait what is on this video so so on this is me taking my dogs outside and then as I take my dogs outside you see me having to pee and then I just decide I'm gonna pee I'm gonna go to a corner and I'm gonna pee and on the video you can also hear

something else too

Oh, you hear that?

You've already...

Hold on, I take back what was just said. I think I did poop outside once. Two things.

That is the longest pee ever as I'm watching you here.

Yeah.

And two, aren't you nervous? You just let your dogs run free like that?

Are you nervous they're going to be hit by a car? No. No, I'm kind of hoping. You hope they get hit by a car. I'm kind of hoping. Yeah.

There's a seagull out there. There's a pterodactyl takeover.

are you peeing into chelsea's uh beautiful landscaping the flowers yeah you cannot pee

i'd be so mad entrance why can i not pee at my front entrance people walk there no but no nobody's walking in that part right there no nobody's how much

That's the walk-up area. You can't pee in a walk-up area. No, but it's like right off the side. It's off the corner of the porch. It's still the front. You bought a porch. Where your Amazon deliverer going to put the packages in? Look how skinny your ring camera makes you look. You know what? Seriously, you look real skinny. Please post that picture. That's my skinny pee picture. I hope DoorDash leaves your order right there. What's up, Patrick?

Yeah.

Hi.

Oh, Joe. First time walk time. Hey, Patrick on the phone.

I don't, not for peeing.

We were golfing. Me and my buddy Nick were golfing probably about five years ago. And he had to go number two so bad, ran into the woods, took his golf towel right off his bag, came back with no golf towel.

You guys are like toddlers. Somebody made a stinky. I know, you had a warning, you had to go to the bathroom. I know that this didn't just hit you out of nowhere.

quarter body a couple holes back that's i've never you know it's funny i've been out and i've said guys we got to go back in and i've had to find a place to go like i actually left uh chelsea out on the golf course once because i had to i had a gluten attack that happened to me at one point

that's different that's so different it's not even funny but this peeing thing yeah y'all have full-time jobs y'all have mortgages or rent payment you pay you pay to be able to flush a toilet and you go i'd rather not it makes no sense i would rather go outside for some reason i enjoy it outside back in the day we used to die at like 30 because people are going to the bathroom in the streets use a toilet we all live longer i love it i think there's something fun about it

you're in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet i'm your guy what's up rachel hi

hi first time long we finally found a topic that relates to people yes um my boyfriend every morning um goes out and i catch him peeing outside with the dog i've asked him why before he says it's their way of bonding

see that that's cute that's awesome for him right yeah yeah acting like animals would you ever have neighbors that complain and say hey rachel i saw bob out there you know or something luckily the neighbors can't see you with the with the fence so that's good thank god uh theresa what's

happening theresa oh my god my husband does this every day after work and again i am so on the page with you like i'm like dude we have indoor plumbing now you weirdo come in the house like Somebody invented this. I know, right? We have neighbors. And he's like, well, that's why we live in the country. And I'm like, if you can see the house next door, is it really the country? No. No.

Love you, Teresa. Thank you. What's up, Kristen? Hi. Or Samantha, I'm sorry. Samantha, I'll get to Kristen next.

Hi. Yeah. Every day, my husband used to get home before me from work. I would see him in our backyard camera setting the dogs out and peeing next to the deck. We have three full baths.

If you try it once, he'll never do it again. I think that's the thing. If he knows that you go out there and do it, he'll think it's weird. And he'll go, all right, I'm never doing this again. That's, that's always been a threat that Chelsea has made. Could you imagine that by the way, all of a sudden when you see Smith out there peeing and you're like, Smith, you can't go pee anymore. And it's like, all right, I'm going out and peeing with you. He'd be like, mom. No, he would love it. He'd be so excited. He would. He has a partner in crime.

Hold my hand.

Kirsten, what's up?

Hey, guys. Quick one. My husband used to do landscaping back in the day, and they used to do big subdivisions. And, you know, they're on porta-potties. You can't use a restroom around there. And sometimes they're bucked up right next to the woods. He had to go. He would literally go walk into the woods, go number two, and rip off a piece of his sleeve and use that to wipe. So when you come home, he comes home, he's missing a sleep. I'm like, oh, you had to go, huh? He's like, you had to do this, you had to do this. New job.

You need a new job. Like, no, he's a mom.

No. Megan and Everett are on with us right now. What's up, Megan? Who are you? Is Megan mom and Everett is the son?

Yes. So Megan is the mom and Everett's my five-year-old. And we love listening to you. First time, long time. Hey, Megan and Everett on the phone. Love you guys. So he was telling me, he was listening to you talking about going pee on the golf course. And when he golfs with dad, here, you want to tell him what you do? Are you sure of it? Well, so he told me that he has a specific tree at every hole.

Oh, really? Every hole.

Yeah. I love it. It's like a chihuahua.

Yes. He's like, I always pee on the golf course with Dad, Mom. That's so cute. And I just have to be laughing.

How old is Everett?

Everett, how old is it?

Hey, Everett. Everett, can you hear me?

I love going pee. I love going pee.

Everett, who's a better golfer, you or your dad?

My dad.

Oh, but you're going to beat him one day, right?

Yep.

I love it. That's so cool. Everett, have a great day at school, buddy.

Thank you.

Appreciate you. By the way, Megan, as long as Everett doesn't pee on the playground.

Oh, my gosh.

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