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All right, Mojo in the morning show. I got to bring this up and I got to do this now because if I do it directly next to what we're about to do in a second, it might be two dirty things back to back. So, and I don't think this is necessarily dirty. So I went golfing and I golfed with a guy that I don't know. So I got teamed up with him because we had three and they put a guy with us for a fourth and nobody wanted to ride with them in the cart. And that's kind of like for those that aren't golfers, a lot of they want to they always wanted you to have foursomes they don't let you really go out with threesomes especially when there's you know a lot of people that are trying to golf and so i golfed with this guy and i hope he's not listening because he now knows what i do for a living and at the end he was really i'll check you out he's like i'm like oh okay guess what because i was checking you out the whole time too i was golfing with him and he was the put the right leg up on something to talk to you kind of guy you know what i'm talking about the guys that will talk to you and when they talk to you one of these yes he does that exactly the captain morgan pose yeah exactly mike that's perfect so he was putting the right leg up so every time that we were getting ready to you know approach a t-box or we were waiting for the next shot he would get out of the cart instead of you know sitting there just talking to me in the cart and he put his leg up there and he'd go, so tell me a little bit about your kids. He would do the whole thing. He would talk to me about this. Every time that he put his leg up, his balls were staring me right in the freaking face.

That was a power move.

It was the most unreal thing.

Was he wearing loose boxers or no undies at all?

Shannon, he was wearing his golf shorts that had the little bit of the looseness on them. He didn't have boxer briefs. He had basically exposed balls basically there for me to see, for the world to see, which I was thinking to myself, how is this guy not noticing that the air is breezing on his balls, you know? He definitely knew. Because it would be like the equivalent of like a, for a woman, like a boob coming out, right? Like that's the same feeling? Well, yeah. And women, I think, so let me tell you the whole story. If it wasn't Like I'm trying to guess If it wasn't five times It was probably ten times that this happened Every kind of time we were doing a whole He would always put his right leg up I'm staring I'm staring at these two hairy eyeballs Basically looking at me right back

Even if he didn't feel the wind You know grazing him He had to follow your line of sight And know what you were looking at

I tried to be really careful because I would look down And then I would look right up And I also was wearing sunglasses too and I wasn't ball gazing for a while so I don't want anybody to think that I was ball gazing for a while but it happened so we get done with our round of golf you know it's like four hours and some odd minutes after the round of golf and I call Chelsea up to say that me and the guys that I was with and this guy which by the way when I say the guys I was with my buddies were in the they were in the car

next to us i wasn't talking about this man's testicles um i was calling to tell her that

Thank you.

we were just gonna grab something to eat real quick like a hot dog or something and then we were just gonna go home and so i called chelsea up and i said i said yeah you know oh my god let me tell you a funny story and i tell her you know what's going on and tell her about the guy's balls constantly like showing you know out and she goes why would you not tell him and i said what do you mean and she goes you should have said to him hey just so you know every time you put your leg up there your testicles are showing to me and she goes women would do that to another woman why would guys not do that to another guy i'm like guys just don't do that you don't do that right

that's not a thing well i mean i'm more concerned with the fact that you've been staring at balls and i got a taste for a hot dog no no it has nothing to do that he knew his balls were hanging

He knew that whole time.

Yeah, he's free balling.

But you don't tell him that it's happening.

Like, put your balls up?

Well, like, hey, can you put those away or something? Mike, you wouldn't tell a guy that, would you?

I don't think so. I'd probably make a lot of golf puns. Like, are we playing best ball or are we playing?

That is you.

I will say this, that the funniest out of the entire time that it was going on was I was sitting there trying to compare his to mine. Green.

That was the green. You just said you weren't looking for that long.

No, I could see them, but I was thinking to myself, I'm like going, I wonder if mine look at that, like that bad. Like his look really bad.

Do you guys compare balls? Well, no. Like girls compare.

I used to hear the word that the word was that people thought that the vagina was an ugly part of a body. Like they thought that the vagina was not an attractive thing. I think the vagina is pretty. A vagina is so much more attractive than a man's balls.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Also, I refuse to believe that you guys don't compare. I'm with Shannon on this one.

No, no, no. We're talking irons and woods. We're not talking. Yes.

You compare penises, but not the ball part. No, I think they're just ashamed to admit it. I think they do.

If you're golf referencing this one, we compare the driver. We don't compare the balls that you use.

Is it better to have bigger? Is it more desired to have bigger balls or tinier, tighter balls?

Well, I think you don't want bigger balls because if you have bigger balls, there's a problem there. Like really bigger balls

Well it makes your ding-a-ling look smaller

Yes exactly

But you don't want them low either You want golf balls

And unfortunately Megan they go lower as you get older And that becomes an issue

I mean it's just so ugly And it just gets worse

When I turned 45 my balls literally Almost touched the floor It got so low Chris what's going on Hey how you guys doing Good what's happening We're having a ball No, Kev.

No.

No.

That was actually kind of good.

No. What's up?

I like it. I wanted to let you guys know that is not normal at all. Like, he must have saw your set mojo and was like, you know what? I got to throw this guy off his game. Show my ball.

Oh, maybe it was strategy.

It actually did throw me off my game. It was kind of weird, Chris.

No, I totally. I mean, the power move with balls coming out, he definitely knew. Like, on the course, he definitely knew.

That was definitely powerful. What's going on, Karen? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, Mojo, that's a friend's episode.

Is it really? On a golf course or where?

Well, they were in the coffee shop, and I think it was Phoebe's boyfriend who kept lifting his leg up and exposing himself. And I think it was Gunther who said, put your mouth back in the cage, buddy.

That would have been funny to say Derek what's up it's Mojo in the morning Hey what's up Mojo How you doing

So I'm doing pretty good so let me tell you What was going on pretty much He was airing him out in front of you Because it was a hot day right

It was it was actually a very It's one of the sweaty days that we just had

Yeah yeah so When you put your leg up and get the air to flow He knew that's why he was sitting down He knew when he had to get up

Yeah. And the golf carts have like these leather seats to them that you kind of like stick to a little bit when it's sweaty. Yeah. Can you imagine that? Your privates come out and you have to pull them off of the thing. Michelle, what's up? Hi, how are you doing? Good. Michelle, you say I should have said something to this guy.

No, I did say something to him. He was a friend of mine.

You said something to a guy whose privates were showing? But you knew him, right?

Yeah, I knew. Well, I walked up on him. They were sitting on a table and he had his leg like bent. And I walked up and I was like, oh, crap, I can see his balls. And then I was like, I can see your balls. And he right away put it like everyone started laughing. And it was the first thing I seen. They were they were up.

compare them to a celebrity what do they look like danny devito i have to say something i was

like uh because then my eyes dropped i was like uh yeah balls are showing right now lotto what's up how you doing hi mojo um you should have said your balls are showing bumblebee

tuna wait what i don't get it what is that you never heard that before jim carrey he says that

Is that what he said in Ace Ventura? I haven't seen that movie in so long. It was the second one where they were, I don't know, in some other country or whatever.

The only one I remember was Billy Madison. And in Billy Madison, when they were doing the race, and the guy trips over or falls over the thing. Gross.

Did you see that guy's balls? Yeah, they were weird-looking.

That's the only one that I remember from that. Sean, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Google is a man that has the biggest balls ever, and he's from, I think, Africa, and they actually touched the ground. And they are cute. You said Google? Why am I Googling? Google. Why? Yeah, all right. Why? Yeah, Google, they have the National Geographic at one point.

Are they disgusting?

oh they're actually huge oh my god okay both sides wow

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