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Mojo Should Have Been Arrested Last Night
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Mojo Should Have Been Arrested Last Night

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March 14, 2025 | 00:12:12 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. So last night I had a charity function that I had to go to and then went out to dinner. Chelsea and I went out to dinner. And I got a couple of things to bring up with this thing. And I want to take a couple moments here to kind of give each one a little bit. Number one, we're driving and we're running a little bit late, okay? And I'm trying to make up some time. I'm using my Waze, you know, like that system that kind of tells you. But I know that there's one area by my house where Waze doesn't necessarily go down because it's like a private road. So I'm trying to maneuver, but I'm also at the time eating a banana. And so as I'm eating the banana and finishing the banana and I'm giving you too much information, I roll my window down and I just throw the banana out the window.

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That's fine. You're admitting this.

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My wife literally started freaking out and she wanted me to stop the car, turn around and go pick up the banana peel.

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No, you're feeding the animals. That's what I've said. You know, it's biodegradable.

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My wife says, Megan, that a banana thrown out the window is like me throwing a McDonald's French fry container or a cup out the window.

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No, not comparable. Now, did you throw it into somebody's yard?

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I kind of threw it, but I threw it on the side. It was right on the side of the road, like the little walkway area.

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Now, this is the time of year where squirrels are hungry, man. They can't find the nuts that they've been hiding, and they ate all the ones that they had stored away. Sure, that makes sense. But you're helping. No, you're keeping animals alive. See, I think it depends on where you are. I agree, though. If you're, like, in a neighborhood, wrong. Yeah.

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See, I feel like there are certain things you can throw outside, and then there aren't. Banana peel doesn't feel like animals are able to eat that. Maybe they are. I feel like apple cores are the safest bet if you're going to throw that out the window.

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What's the difference between apple core and banana?

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I guess it's more easily digestible. Like, you can chew it. How do you chew a banana peel? Yeah. Like, apple core is actual food. Banana peel, not actual food.

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Chelsea thinks that throwing a banana out the window would get me arrested by the police if the police saw that. And I was trying to explain to her that there is not a cop in this world, unless you're listening, that would ever pull somebody over for throwing a banana out the window. Like, I mean, could you imagine with crime out in this world that you're pulling over somebody for a banana being thrown out the window? There's no way.

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I think you're fine.

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I thought I was fine, too. But she was, like, so mad at me. Like, she didn't talk to me for, like, the rest of the ride. We were driving to Troy. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

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Why do I love them so much? I do too.

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Texture here just said to me that I could go to jail for that. That I could be in trouble for that. Mojo, you're disgusting. I can't believe you did that. Chelsea's right. That's 616.

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A banana? yeah peel is by the way one of those things that you just don't want in your cup holder either even if you're even if you're like 20 minutes away from your destination it's just gross i get it but

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uh mojo in the morning am i in the wrong for throwing the banana out the window hello good morning hello hi hello

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banana welcome to my world welcome to banana talk can i help you

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banana pills are edible thank you that's all you wanted to say oh my good god that's all thank you you're not allowed to get mad that makes sense thank you by the way that was i know i'm glad

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i waited for them to say that they stuck up for me it doesn't matter if the animals can eat or

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not i'm sorry no i no i can't no you're just talking to yourself there for a second who are

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you talking to oh i thought you were talking i thought i was talking to you no oh you know what

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he was on hold waiting for me to pick up and he heard me saying hello what's going on he just had

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a conversation with himself oh yeah my bad what's what's going on no no i was just gonna say that it doesn't matter if the animals can eat it outside because like bananas and apple cords it all matters is if they're biodegradable you know what i mean okay all right so so i'm i'm okay

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so uh chelsea's in the wrong yeah yeah you're good just say chelsea chelsea you're wrong somebody

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educate me you're very wrong yeah yeah yeah by the way you say biodegradable yeah like somebody

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and tell me what does that mean if I throw a banana peel

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outside? It's going to decompose. It's going to help the earth. It's going to become part of the earth.

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It's going to go into the ground.

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And to be fair, lots of things are biodegradable. This one's going to be pretty quick. You know what I mean?

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And I agree with Megan. I think a wild animal or somebody's dog walking down the street is going to eat the thing. What's up, Dustin? How you doing? Good, and yourself? I'm doing okay, Dustin. I'm in the doghouse this morning all over a banana.

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I heard that. Actually, I work as a dumpster driver, and I throw a banana peel out the window, you know, not thinking about it, whatever. And actually, it is considered litter because it's waste of food.

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Really? But they can't pull you over, can they?

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I don't think so, but if you actually look it up, it actually says that it is a hazard to, like, I thought it was funny, but it's a hazard to people that are walking.

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That seems like some bicycle cop. Yeah.

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Paul Blart. What town were you in?

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Like somebody in a car isn't stopping, but if they're on a bike, they're going to pull over. I get it, though, because it's not decomposing right away, so it's going to sit there for a couple of weeks. Lindsay, what's up? Right? It's litter.

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Good morning.

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Hi.

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Hi. So actually, a couple years ago, when I was a smoker, I was driving through Pontiac one night, and I flicked a cigarette butt out the window. and next thing I knew I was getting pulled over and the cop pulled me over and asked me if I knew why and I said no and he goes I'm pulling you over for littering and I asked him I said what do you mean I just flicked a cigarette butt out the window and he's like yeah that's littering and that was a $250 ticket honestly I agree with that

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I absolutely agree with that it should be considered littering and by the way am I the only irrational person that thinks when you flick your cigarette out the window it's going to go under my car and blow up my car I get so nervous. I start praying.

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By the way, that's interesting. I'm surprised in Pontiac that happens. It seems like there's crazier things going on in Pontiac than a cigarette out the window. But okay. Jessica, the cop is on the phone with us. I like it. All right. This is what Chelsea said. Ask on the air and you'll get a police officer that will tell you. Tell me the official on this one here.

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Good morning. So yeah, I'm driving. I'm on patrol and someone throws a banana peel out the window, hits my windshield. Oh, I pull him over and she started crying and said she was on her way home from a funeral. But either way, she threw a banana peel on my windshield. Oh, my God.

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Well, she hit your windshield. I didn't if I if you didn't hit your windshield, you wouldn't pull them over there. Right.

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No, not for a banana peel.

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What's the law on this, though? Is that your discretion to not pull them over or should you have to pull them over?

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yeah no you have discretion with these kinds of things i mean okay banana peel is yeah what is

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the law what is yeah all right well thank you for the cost yeah technically it's littering

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technically it is yes so he was right so do not So do not throw it when you see a police officer around because you could get in trouble. The second thing I wanted to bring up, and this one is just minor, but the event that I went to was for this Patriots Day. It was for the judge that we had on the air with us last week. Remember we were promoting the thing? So we went to this charity event. Oh, my nerds.

00:10:22 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 4:

Wait, what do you mean?

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They had, there was like adult men dressed in like reenactment costumes. No, they were dressed up as like, you know, President George Washington. Like with the hair? The white hair? John Henry. Yeah, and they were dressed in full-on outfits, and they were walking around just having normal conversations. Like they would walk up to you, and they were like, hey, so what's going on? I'm like, what in the world is going on here?

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People get real into that.

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And then they do, like, reenactments, and I found out that some of these guys are actually, like, they make a living doing this thing.

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Well, I am so sick of people making fun of Disney adults when people like this exist.

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Well, it's crazy, because I started getting into this debate. We were with friends. We were with our friends Ryan and Samantha Lash, and we were having a conversation about, you know, reenactors and how these guys dress up like this. And then I said, yeah, somebody was telling me that they have, like, Game of Thrones nights and stuff like that. where people dress up. And Ryan brought up an interesting thing. Ryan was defending him because he loves these guys and loves the judge that does this thing, like it's one of his buddies. And he said, it's not bad. He goes, think about this. You guys, meaning guys, go to games wearing jerseys. Not the same. It is. And they're going to the games. That's pretty much you going and doing that. You're reenacting at a game. You're dressing up like your favorite camera shirt. No, when I go to a game, I have a jersey on. I'm not wearing the pads, I'm not wearing the cleats, and I'm not wearing the helmet. As a judge, you're going in full garb. We are not the same. You're telling me at the Lions games, there's not guys that put on the full garb? You're right, there are.

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I stand corrected. It's not like all of the women were wearing corsets and all the other proper attire and the hoop skirts. It's not fully done. I'm telling you guys that one of these days, like 10 or 20 years from now, you're going to go to holiday nights at Greenfield Village, and it's going to be me and that garb bacon bread, and I'm going to be explaining Christmastime in 1800. My grandparents took me to Greenfield Village. I remember saying when I grew up, I want to do that. I am. I love it.

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Tell me, honestly, tell me that you won't do the Nerdfest stuff. Will you?

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No, I say that jokingly because I do love all the events at Greenfield Village, but I wouldn't put it past my 60-year-old job.

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And by the way, Judge Warren, so I never have to appear before you in a court of law and get sentenced to jail just because of the words I just said. You did a great job last night. That was phenomenal. It was amazing. It was a great event. Raised a lot of great money and stuff like that.

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Does he do traffic stuff?

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He does not do traffic. No, he does bigger stuff.

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Because I got court in like two weeks.

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No, you do not want to. No, no, no. But the guy that was like George Washington, first off I said to the guy, I go, so who are you? And he goes, I'm George Washington. Like, he looked at me like I'm trained now. And I said to him, I go, oh, I guess I do, like, have, like, you know, I do have money with you on. You know what I mean? Like, I felt kind of weird.

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I would be the a-hole just quoting Hamilton of everybody all night.

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Megan, this was honestly where you should meet your next husband. No. I'm telling you, you find a guy that you'd be married to Alexander Hamilton. What's going on, Dee? Are you there?

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It lies.

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Yes, how are you? Good. What's happening?

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I got pulled over for throwing gum out the window, and the cop made me get out and find the gum with the flashlight. Are you serious? It took me about seven minutes, and he waited until I found it and put it in a wrapper and put it back in the car.

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Have you ever thrown gum out your window since then?

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Yes, but anyway.

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That's amazing, though, that he actually was like, it's almost like a move that a mom would do with you, right? That's unbelievable.

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And I'm saying, a banana peel, I'd probably be arrested.

00:14:16 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 3:

Dee, you know what he should have done? What teachers would do back in the day? They'd make you put the gum on the tip of your nose. I went to Catholic school, and if you had gum and you chew gum, you'd have to take the gum and put it on the tip of your nose.

00:14:28 - 00:14:29 | Speaker 1:

They seriously did that?

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Oh, yeah? It was abusive.

00:14:30 - 00:14:36 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yeah, I went to Catholic school, too. You've got to watch out. Windows are wide open while snowflakes are hitting you.

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That is true. It's funny. It would be freezing in those classrooms. All right. Well, thank you for the call.

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