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Mojo Showed Up a Week Early!

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May 12, 2023 | 00:10:15 | Leisure

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for more details. Happy Mother's Day weekend. Let's get this show started. Here we go. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. friday's on mojo mojo in the morning show happy mother's day mojo in the morning show good morning happy almost weekend unless you're working this weekend i know you're excited for it happy mother's day to all the moms happy mother's day to you shannon thank you and to of course the extended moms in our lives our moms mom figures our wives who are moms the uh people who are just mother effers and uh cause us problems happy mother's day to you we do celebrate you on that uh yesterday was just a complete spit show for me uh let me tell you so remember yesterday how i i was wearing uh it's actually funny i was wearing cockies uh i actually bought these pants at the mall the other day when I was telling you, I went into the dressing room and the dressing room was right next to the door. Remember I was talking about that? Oh yeah. Well, I bought the pants that I was wearing yesterday, which were khaki pants. And the girl that was working at the store had an accent. She had a little bit of a thick accent and she goes, how do you like your cockies? And she said like that. And I said, I love my cockies and these are jeans but they're you know how those they make certain jeans that are like really cottony yeah they're like soft and she goes they are the softest cockies i've ever felt how did you not just die i was i was inside just dying the whole time well i had my my uh cockies on along with a dress shirt and i had a meeting yesterday at university of michigan at the university of michigan hospital michigan medicine and i drove yeah i had to leave the studios early after we got done taping all of our crap but i had to leave i had to get there by 11 50 the meeting started at at noon and i was told a the reason i was wearing the cock the cockies was they told me ryan the guy that's from the the heart of hospital like you know person that i'm on the for those that don't know this i am on the just the a board of directors for the heart hospital so fancy I get my own parking spot Do you really? No, I have LA So we have meetings But he told me, he goes You can't wear jeans like you do all the time You gotta kind of like a little bit more dressed up So that's why I was wearing them I showed up at 11.50 I was right on time I walk in And usually there's people like all standing there in the lobby Waiting And we're all gonna go Like all of us that are part of this thing And I'm standing there in the lobby going There's nobody here And the only person that was there is the lady that asks you if you have a fever or if you ever had COVID.

00:05:00 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 3:

the last while, you know, while and then patients coming in like this seems unusual. So then I go towards where the meeting rooms are and I open up the door of the meeting room. It's pitch black. There's nothing going on there. I'm like, this is strange because I know it was eleven fifty. Get there before noon. Yeah. Like this is wild. So I'm going to go look up and see if I can get Ryan, you know, to figure out what's going on. I go to look at Ryan's number. And as I go into my phone to go look at that, his email comes up reminding us about the meeting on may 18th no yes i was a week early for my meeting has that ever happened to anyone i'm never early for anything i was a week early for this meeting were you mad or were you like now i get to go home and take a nap well this is the the best part about the whole thing i haven't had the last month or so i've been like feeling like i don't get out of here until really really late and so I feel like I have no time for anything else and I was like so excited about it I was like I can't believe it this is great even though I had to drive you know almost you know 50 minutes or something like that out to Ann Arbor yeah and then drive back but here's the oh here's the part that was interesting so I left like after looking at that I left the meeting room and I start walking out because remember I valley parked my car the valets were so backed up The guy was just getting in my car to go pull it in there. And I walk outside and I go, hold on a second. You don't have to put it in the parking garage. And so I gave him some money to say thank you for at least keeping it there for me for the last 20 minutes or so. But have you guys ever had that happen? Have you guys ever been like a date wrong or gone to an event? Have you ever had anything where you thought, oh, this is the weekend that I got to that wedding and it wasn't that wedding? Lydia, you look like you guys.

00:06:51 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I showed up a week early before one of my cousin's birthday parties. Like, I showed up on her doorstep.

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Really?

00:06:56 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 2:

Not at the doorstep. My cousin's like, yeah, Lydia, like, what's up? I'm like, oh, it's the birthday party. She's like, no, that's next week. Oh, God.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

Did you not notice that there was, like, no cars that were there?

00:07:07 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

I didn't, I mean, I didn't see any cars, but I just thought I was the first to come. You know, us Chaldeans are always late anyway.

00:07:13 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 5:

I'm sure you looked stunning, too. I hope you went out afterwards and didn't waste your good hair and makeup.

00:07:18 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 2:

I went out with my boyfriend at the time, so it worked out anyway.

00:07:20 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 3:

Oh my god

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What if it was a surprise party and you ruined it Oh my god

00:07:26 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 3:

The worst for somebody like me And I think most of us are like this I'm kind of going through Are all of us late people or no Mike's kind of on time At times right Mike Maybe no

00:07:41 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 5:

I like to be really super early Not a week early

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But I do like to be early So you never show up at late

00:07:47 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 5:

I mean I do it happens But I strive to be somewhere early She has kids Everybody with kids shows up late every once in a while You are right about that

00:07:58 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 3:

But to be like that early Is like really really early

00:08:02 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 5:

Like I'll give you this example My family, my sisters, my mom will tell you They hate going places with me Because we have to be the first people there Like you know If it's church or Lucy's school play Or something I like to be in the front row so I get there astronomically early when nobody else is there and they're like, really, Shannon? And I'll usually tell them that it starts earlier just so that we're all there earlier, you know, so that it's...

00:08:32 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, Chelsea has to do that with me because I never show up to anything early except for radio stuff sometimes. Yeah.

00:08:37 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 4:

Why is it for radio stuff I could be on time, but everything else I'm an hour late?

00:08:40 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 3:

It's on air shifts. We know that we have to take over at 6 o'clock, right?

00:08:44 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:08:45 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 3:

So we got to get here. The other thing with, like, getting there early and then doing that whole thing of sitting in the front row, I feel like if you go – I can't go to the front row, like, at church or something like that. I have to go, like, three rows back because I don't want anybody to know that I'm the person that got there that early. Wow, he must have gotten there pretty early. Alicia, what's going on?

00:09:07 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I bought tickets for California. California we were going on vacation um my boyfriend and I and uh we showed up to the airport and we were trying to check in and it kept telling us too early too early and we're like what we're like late if anything um and finally I realized on the date it's for a week later

00:09:25 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 5:

oh my god so did you realize or did you try to go through TSA and they said something to you

00:09:31 - 00:09:36 | Speaker 1:

no I realized it like was I kept trying to check in and it kept saying early early and then I like

00:09:36 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 3:

look at the ticket. I'm like, oh my gosh. Did that cause a problem for you because of taking

00:09:40 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 1:

time off and things? Yeah. We had both taken time off work and like the whole thing. So we literally had to buy tickets right then and there at the airport. So we could leave. Did any of

00:09:52 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 3:

those tickets that you already had work towards money that you could use? We did end up, so we

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

used our tickets.

00:10:00 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 4:

we were supposed to fly there for to fly home good oh okay oh that's good and then yeah i think they did give us like some credit or something for our tickets that we didn't use and it never ended up

00:10:10 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 8:

could you imagine if you had to go home and couldn't have your vacation that would have like really stunk uh what's going on how you doing stephanie good morning how are you guys

00:10:20 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 4:

we're good what's up oh i just i texted in to say that i showed up a week early for a funeral oh

00:10:27 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 8:

geez wait how did you know that they died

00:10:29 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 4:

so my my good friend's um father passed away and he was being buried at the military cemetery and um so we my husband and i made our way out and um i got there and i thought we were late because there were like no cars in the um in the parking lot yeah and i thought oh my gosh the procession like already last word late i get in and they were like what are you here for and i'm like i'm here for a funeral it turned out it was the next week and my poor husband like took the day off to be there and he was like babe i'm not doing this again you're flying

00:11:11 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 8:

oh my god well that's you know you're paying your respects double the respects uh misfit steve what's going on buddy i haven't talked to you in a while oh we talk all the time good morning

00:11:22 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 6:

I had to talk to y'all in the morning.

00:11:24 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 8:

You did? How come I didn't call you Misfit Steve? They didn't tell us that it was you.

00:11:28 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 6:

Oh, because you said let the kids call in, so we're going to let the kids talk.

00:11:32 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 8:

Oh, the kids talked. Okay, all right. Yeah. What's going on?

00:11:37 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 6:

So I was wondering why y'all are always running on CP time. I didn't know how to write it any different, but it's like black people time when they always running late and stuff.

00:11:46 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 8:

Even white people run on CP time, right?

00:11:50 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I can't stand it, man. I like to be on time for stuff because I like to be there. I don't have to wait on nobody. But when I have to wait, it's like, man, come on. Now we can't even go have a reservation because we got to wait for everybody to be there.

00:12:06 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 8:

Misfit Steve, you lost your credibility if you're an on-time black man, right?

00:12:12 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 6:

Right.

00:12:13 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 8:

Right. Exactly. Have a great day, buddy. We'll see you. Have a great weekend.

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