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Mojo Slams Soccer

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July 20, 2026 | 00:14:13 | Leisure

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very very sad moment yeah on the field yesterday when lionel or lionel was

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I know Richie doesn't play soccer, football.

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It seems weird when I hear the name as Lionel. You know what I mean? It looks like it's spelled Lionel. But he cried.

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After the game?

00:02:12 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 3:

He cried. I mean. Yeah. When Spain was getting their trophy, he was just sitting there. He's tearing up. Poor guy.

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i think that red card was kind of bull bs the which one the red card really i thought that

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that was seemed like the most legitimate one yeah i didn't watch the game but i watched the highlights okay and then saw you know all the the alerts and stuff i was out golfing with luke and we had such a good time but it um i i looked at it and nobody was complaining about it you

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Okay, well, that's good. I just feel like in such a big game to make that decision.

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I don't like the idea that, first off, I don't like the sport. I think the sport, to me, is not that interesting. I mean, hence a 0-0 game after two and a half, three hours, right? And then eventually a 1-0 game. There's not enough action going on. I mean, in yesterday's game was no action at all. The fact that, I mean, I don't think Argentina even got a shot on goal.

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They definitely didn't have a lot.

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They didn't have any. I don't think they had any the whole game. They watched it. Yeah, they didn't shoot one shot on goal. Look at it. Google it. Google it. And Spain had only like 12 shots on goal the entire game. Basically, the ball's in the middle of the field. You know what it looked like? It looked like a game of kickball in the middle of the field.

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No, I honestly think that since Messi is so favorited that they were trying to make Argentina win. That was my conspiracy. But it just wasn't happening.

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Really? Yeah. Because I think they like this young guy from Spain, the guy that Messi was bathing, which, by the way, is a weird thing. Like the idea that a sports superstar is bathing a baby in a bathtub.

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As because he won a contest. That was the prize is what's so weird to me.

00:04:03 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 3:

Epstein Island all over it, right? I mean, that's just something weird about that whole thing.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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But I'm with you. Soccer, no offense, football, whatever you want to call it, is very boring to watch. However, throughout the entire World Cup, I loved the fandom. Like, I loved learning about the fans from all of the different countries that came into the States, and, I mean, it was pretty impressive.

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I mean, don't get me wrong. It was a great event, and it was honestly great for our country to be able to have it, blah, blah, blah. The actual games are snoozy. If you watch that game, the only thing exciting was when the announcers called brad pitt not it wasn't brad pitt it was matt damon did you hear that at all no so it was matt damon in the number one movie at the box office the announcer goes there's brad pitt no that's matt damon oh my god and then called pharrell williams asap rock

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Oh, my God. Yeah. Not polite. Either he's an idiot or some producer wrote on his cards wrong.

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It has to be, honestly, it has to be that somebody in their ear tells them. I think that they say. Yeah, that's bad.

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They need to get fired. Yeah.

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Like, that's the one thing when I watch baseball games and watch Jason Benetti, the Tigers guy, he is so pop culture smart. Yeah. He knows what the hell's going on. He makes references sometimes that you're like, oh, my God, I can't believe he made it. the soccer announcers.

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Not the greatest. Yeah.

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I'd love to hear from the, you know what, I'm going to change up our topic for the first topic. I'm going to talk about how boring soccer is. No. Come on, you're only on the soccer band. Oh, no, you did play in high school.

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I did. Yesterday was the first game I watched, honestly, of the World Cup, and I was like, this is exciting. Really?

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What's going on? Not enough black guys on the field, huh? What's going on?

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There were some cuties out there. I'm not going to lie. I don't know what they were, but they were something. Really? Yeah.

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Dude Bellingham's very cute.

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They were tan and handsome.

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Spaniard.

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Oh, right. They're from Argentina and Spain.

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Yeah, exactly. By the way, my son told me this yesterday. He said, Dad, aren't your grandparents from Spain? And I said, yeah, my dad's parents. My dad's mom and dad both met in Spain and then moved to Cuba. So he goes, you should be rooting for Spain. So halfway through the game, I changed my affiliation.

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You can't do that, really.

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I changed my citizenship.

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Zach, get with me. This was lit, right?

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And then he goes, your brother, my Uncle Will, he's got Spanish citizenship. You switched up, man.

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I won. No. I won the World Cup yesterday. You should have put five bucks on it.

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I should have. Honestly, I should have put five bucks that it would have been a zero-zero. Could you imagine? That was a long game. You know, honestly, if you put, I think they said that if you put like $100 on that, you won like $10,000. What? That it would be 0-0 at the end of regulation.

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We couldn't have worked today. I know. Dang it.

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Oh, did you see the game on Saturday?

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There was 10 goals. It was 6-4. Yes. It was crazy. It was the quarter of my finals.

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It was Britain and France.

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It was England and France. England and France. Wow. Yeah.

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They gave away, well, here's the thing, they all gave up. It was basically for third place. Yeah. It was like, okay, you get third. But it's still good. Google this, Shannon. How much money do you make if you are a player and you win first place, second place, third place, and fourth place?

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Million.

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For real? Tens of millions. Crazy money.

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Even for fourth place? I think it's like $25 million.

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I think it's something nuts. Alicia, are you there?

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I am.

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What's going on, Alicia? Are you a soccer fan?

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I'm going to tell Anna that the reason why they got a red card, that guy got a red card, was because it was a second yellow card. So once it was a second yellow, it was an automatic red.

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Okay, that makes way more sense.

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And he clapped back at the ref. He was like, oh, you did a good job.

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Because I was like, this is the finals and you're going to make them play with 10 players over that?

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This is the thing, though, that is mind-boggling to me. They don't do that in any of the other sports, like the American sports that are good ones. Could you imagine in basketball if, like, LeBron got a technical foul or Caitlin Clark got a technical foul and they played five on four?

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That would be crazy. That would be awesome.

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Honestly, I kind of like it. I would be down. if Draymond gets a technical foul you're out and then there's nobody else that can come on the court

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do you guys want to know the dollar amount so the champions the team gets 50 million dollars and then it's up to them to divide it so it varies per player the runners up so Argentina gets 33 mil and then third place 29 mil and then it kind of goes down from there

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at some point if I am Lionel Messi I am going, you know, I'm exhausted. I get 30 part of 30. I'm already the richest guy in the world. I'm already so wealthy. Is this his last one? Do you know? It's got to be because he's 40 years old, right? So they're saying four more years. He didn't do anything yesterday.

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No, he didn't.

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Brittany, hi. We're talking about this thing called soccer. It's like paint drying. What's going on?

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Good morning, Mojo.

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Good morning.

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um i think you're crazy i think that it was such a low scoring game because that's how talented that's how they were both playing for first and second there's rumors by the way looking at the third place you know that was a very high scoring game so those games just proved that that they

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don't deserve to be first and second there's actually rumors that the ball was not inflated

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properly and flaky and so they're saying everybody always poops on soccer right see soccer wasn't big

00:09:48 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

when i was younger now soccer's huge every kid now seems like they play somewhat lacrosse is another sport too that to me is boring why don't we make lacrosse is exciting for real you say

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 3:

No, you need to come to one of Lucy's games. I'm serious, yes.

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I don't like anything that doesn't involve fighting.

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That's lacrosse. Okay, then you love men's. Boys lacrosse is different than girls. Girls, they can't really check, but boys, they beat each other down.

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I would love to see a bunch of girls fighting. Oh my gosh, in skirts. No, I mean just in general. Like Caitlin Clark, I love when they beat her up on the WNBA court. But Brittany, I got to ask you, what did you think of the halftime show? Because it is getting panned.

00:10:34 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, well, I thought Shakira did awesome. I mean, she's just a performer. But yeah, I don't know. Justin Bieber just has so much going on right now. Like, why that song? Why such a slow melody? I'm not dismissing his talent. He's obviously talented. But we just needed something a little more upbeat.

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I agree.

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For sure. It was a beautiful song. I don't know how boring soccer is.

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I thought the Ted Lasso thing kind of fell a little flat, too. People didn't seem like they laughed at all at the Ted Lasso thing. I feel like you have to be an American to get that, right? I don't know. I think Ted Lasso was a global sensation, wasn't it? I don't know.

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And Madonna was lip syncing. Oh, I know. Oh, I could tell. Big time.

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That's so bad. She actually is not in bad shape. I was looking at her going, man, it's 60s. What's she like? Late 60s, isn't she? 102. Mortada is on with us right now. With a name like Mortada, you're a soccer fan, aren't you? What's going on?

00:11:27 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 1:

I'm born and raised playing soccer. So I also played for my university here at Lawrence Tech. So, I mean, 19 billion people were watching the game yesterday. It cannot be boring, right? Tell them.

00:11:42 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 2:

Wait, you're telling me that 19 million people, all of them loved every minute of it? You don't think they were bored with a 0-0 game?

00:11:50 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 1:

But that's the excitement of it, you know? I understand. It's like watching baseball, you know, like 0-0 all the way, like one inning after one, second inning, third inning. It's the same thing. You just wait for somebody to hit the ball. But we don't say that because there's always excitement for the game.

00:12:05 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 2:

My son, and I got to credit him on this one here, so just a little credit to Luke, said it's like when the Super Bowl happens and the game is 17-13. It's not an exciting game. Yeah, I can see that. The championship, you know, and everybody's anticipating what they saw on Saturday. Kenyatta, shouldn't you be working right now, or are you still pooping your little butt out?

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Well, dude, let me tell you something.

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Yes.

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You're crazy as hell. Tell him.

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Come on.

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Soccer is the best sport. Tell him. First of all, it was loaded. Argentina's goalkeeper was amazing. He stopped 12 shots. He stopped 12, and it was driving me nuts as I was going for Spain.

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Did you see, by the way, that Spain only gave up one goal the entire World Cup? Yeah. That's amazing. I think that was a record, too. One goal, Spain.

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One goal. Yeah. One goal. One goal. They said the most people watched the World Cup, their ending Super Bowl.

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Yes. Yeah. Well, listen.

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You are crazy. they'll run it up and down that the field can get a goalkeeper come on now guess what i'm doing

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Talk to you later.

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00:13:49 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 2:

Because they probably have a better PR department. I'll grab you as the last call because it says that I understand you are a first time long time. Is that right, Francis?

00:14:01 - 00:14:04 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, first time long time. Francis is on the line.

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By the way, you're wondering, Kev is out. He's out this week. He's got the Idlewild. We've got to talk about that this weekend. His Idlewild weekend getaway that's going on and his big event that's happening. So we'll talk more about that, and hopefully he'll call into the show to plug it. Francis, what's up? What did you want to say? Do you want to say that soccer is boring?

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Yeah, I have to be for you. You can't say soccer is boring. I was raised in a different country, man. That's the best game ever. You know, I don't know why you guys always talk down soccer, man. You guys watch baseball, and you stand there for like five hours to even hit the ball. and nothing was boring to them. It's a universal sport. Yes, I'm saying, man. I don't know why you guys like this. This is the best game ever. I didn't like it when it's boring, man. You got to pay attention. Why don't you speak English? Maybe I can understand you.

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Francis, where are you from?

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There you go.

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Okay, I was born in Ghana, West Africa.

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Oh, Ghana, West Africa. Love it.

00:15:06 - 00:15:07 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

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I love it. Well, I don't mean to disrespect the game of soccer. I'm just not a fan, and I'm kind of at that age right now where I need a lot of action in my life. I need to actually, you know what I mean? Like, I need to go hard, Francis, okay?

00:15:27 - 00:15:30 | Speaker 1:

You do, you do. You've got to open your mind, man.

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And also, think about this. I couldn't play soccer. The field's too big, and I can't run five feet. I was the first baseman in baseball. I was the lineman in football. Basketball, I basically sat on one end of the court and just said, pass me the ball. Francis, I'm not a very athletic guy. All right. Well, listen, I appreciate you. I'm a goalie. I could be a goalie. There you go. I'm fat. I could block the goal. All right.

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