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bojo in the morning the uh next two topics that we have are going to be topics that to be perfectly honest with you are going to deal with your sense of smell and one in particular is going to deal with the sense of smell of something that I have no idea how you know what it smells like because if you do know what it smells like you're saying to yourself okay you actually smelled it and my son is the reason why I'm bringing this up because I was yesterday just enjoying the lovely smells that were outside and my son Jacob and I were on the phone and I told Jacob about it and he said dad you know what that is. And when he told me what it was, I was thinking to myself, how in the hell do you know what that smells like? So coming up here in just a little bit, what am I smelling outside of my house? I want you to stick around because it might be one of those ones where it will be very uncomfortable to even talk about. Okay. Have you ever heard, I know I want to bring it up so bad right now have you ever heard of trees that smell like semen did you know did you know that ohio is

a big part of this problem hold on a second and i can give you lots of details on these trees Oh, my God.

I couldn't believe it. I was honestly, I was like, what?

I know the smell.

You know what it smells like?

No, but I know the trees that you're talking about. You know the tree smells.

Okay. First off, let me just say this to you. Having a conversation with your son and having your son tell you that it smells like, you know, He calls it the C word and not the semen word. And having him say that to you, then I sit there and I go, how do you know what that smells like?

Well, he's your son.

Right. I understand.

Oh, don't pretend.

I mean, I know. Listen, I know that my children are sexually active. I do know that they're, you know, I mean, well, I don't know if Luke is, but I do know that Joe and Jacob are. but to know that he was like oh yeah that's the uh that's the sea tree and i'm like oh the sea tree and he goes yeah the one that smells like in the sea meaning the semen yeah so i got to i will say this to you i got to a point in our conversation where i don't know if i was necessarily because i was outside at the time we were talking and i'm like going oh it smell so wonderful for some reason for some for some reason it smells so good around my neighborhood right now and I could not figure out what exactly it was

that I was smelling and how good it smells good you don't like the smell of That smell if you like it you can bottle it

You can have it whenever you want. And wait a second. You know, I guess we're just going to have to talk about it right now. I'm not even going to tease it. We'll get into five lies in a second here. Because we've already gotten into it that deep. But I love the smell.

I don't know why. I don't know what the story is. I'm going to do you a solid and say maybe you're connecting the visual of how beautiful these trees are.

Save them.

Yeah? To this disgusting smell. Really? I don't know. Like, you know how that can actually alter your brain a little bit? Yeah. Because the visual is...

No, honestly, it smells so wonderful in my neighborhood. Like, honestly, it smells like the beauty of, like, the birds chirping, and it's like just the most wonderful... Hi, Chelsea. How are you doing?

I cannot believe this is even a topic.

Chelsea, how great does our neighborhood smell right now?

Yeah, there's a tree in our backyard that smells really good.

It's wonderful.

I can't tell if she's being serious and facetious to make fun of you.

No, because I don't think you know. Chelsea, when you're outside and you're smelling that wonderful smell, are you just sitting there thinking to yourself, God, is my husband gorgeous?

No, it's not. No.

What do you mean it's not?

It's a very pretty smell.

Yeah.

No, it's not, Chelsea. No, it's not. How would you describe it? The tree in our backyard is, yeah.

I think it's wonderful

It's not the tree that Jacob told him about Oh Jacob swears

That we have those trees in our

No we don't For a second there I was like I would have gone and never go outside And I would have them moved

I do not know what that smells like What the sea stuff smells like Do you know what it smells like You live in a house full of boys I understand that And you have one yourself But I've never smelled mine. I've never sat there and smelled it. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. It's like gorgeous outside, and it just smells wonderful. And then Jacob has to tell me that it's the sea tree.

No, it's not. That is not what it's.

No. How do you know it's not a sea tree? I showed you the picture of it, and that's what it looks like.

No, it doesn't. Have you even been outside? I have.

I was outside yesterday with Henry and Louis. Henry will not come in now.

Tell me where that tree is that's flowering that we're smelling.

That's what I'm smelling.

Now, where is the tree that you are smelling?

I think it's the Galatis tree.

No. See, you're wrong. You don't even know what you're talking about. It's not.

Hold on a second. Brittany, do you know what that stuff smells like?

Yes. It's God awful. I worked for a trucking company that their whole trees lined by the street were those trees. So, every time I went out to smoke, that's all I smelled. Really? It was like the architect's dream in the 1950s. They are everywhere.

Did you think to yourself when you're smelling that, did you think to yourself, oh, that smells like crap or, oh, that smells like semen?

I definitely said that smells like semen. I actually listed it to my husband, and he thought he got the biggest kick out of it. So now every time we see those trees, he's like, oh, those are the semen trees, huh? I'm like, yes, those are them. And they're pretty trees.

I don't think that the smell is bad. And I know that there are people that look at, you know, the fact that, you know, there are certain trees that are kind of gross smelling. Like some people think that certain trees smell like fish or dead fish. And some people have said that some smell like butthole. But I'm telling you, I think the trees are actually not bad smelling. I don't know why you think that they're bad smelling.

I don't care for them. That's just me. I just don't think you have the same memories associated with the smell.

Oh, really? What memories do you have there, huh?

I'm going to be real honest.

You're a dirty girl. Not even bad, though, but, like, if you smell poop, it smells like poop. It's gross. How can you smell that smell and go, mm, it smells so good?

Rachel, what's going on?

Hey.

Hi, Rachel. What's up?

I think the, I don't know what the tree smells like, but the sea stuff that the guys have, to me, smells like pancake batter. Are we really having this conversation?

Oh, my gosh.

Girl, what kind of drugs are you having?

No, but maybe that's the reason why I like the smell so much. Maybe it's, like, a good smell. I don't know. Yeah? Hold on. Mojo in the morning. What's up, Andy?

Hey, I know what the trees are you guys are talking about. So the gross ones, those are Bradford pears, and people plant them around parking lots all the time. But the good ones that you smell are black locusts.

Black locusts. So you're saying that I'm smelling black locust. Chelsea, describe the smell. What is the smell like?

It's floral. It's a very pretty floral. It almost smells kind of like a little bit of jasmine in it.

Is that what?

Is that what that thing smells like? I don't know what. Tell us real quick. Andy, what do you smell like? Tell us what yours smells like. I just think it smells like candy. Really? By the way. I mean, it smells really good. Yeah, I've been told that before.

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