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My son graduated over the weekend. My baby son, Luke. Yeah. Graduated from high school I was like so happy I don't have to ever write another check To that high school ever again Congrats to you and Chelsea Thank you Mike

00:03:01 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 2:

I saw Chelsea posted a photo of her and another mom Like taking a little shot

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Oh yeah

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Saying peace out

00:03:08 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 6:

We are done Can I tell you that between Chelsea and myself Luke's last day On the grounds of that school as an actual student, we probably should have gotten kicked off because Chelsea brought with her little mini bottles of Casa Amigos. So they were doing, like, tequila shots. The moms were doing them before the graduation. And then I brought a box of cigars with me because the big tradition that the kids wanted is they want to do the smoke a cigar the last, you know, day that they're on campus, like on the football field. And I know that that's kind of like a thing where high school kids will actually do that. Like the boys will smoke a cigar. But it just felt kind of weird. Even though, like when I turned 18 years old, you could buy tobacco. Nowadays, you can't buy tobacco unless you're like 21. Did you know that?

00:04:02 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 2:

Wait, I thought it was 18. No. It's 21. It's 21. Wow.

00:04:06 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

When I turned 18, I was so excited to go buy a pack of smokes even though I never smoked. Like, I bought cigarettes just to say I could buy them. But, like, Luke turned 18 and he can't do that. But they wanted these cigars, which, by the way, I love the social media people. So we posted up on Mojo in the Morning's Instagram and Facebook the pictures from the graduation. And thank you to everybody that was really kind to, you know, us and wishing Luke a congratulations. But also saying balls, you know, the words that he said when he was going into school the first time. And then also saying, you know, very nice things about how, you know, my family is beautiful and stuff. But thank you to those people that wrote, is that a cigar on a school campus? Because I agree with you on that. Because honestly, I felt like I was a drug dealer. Like, I felt that I was walking around with a box of cigars.

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 3:

A bunch of Luke's friends' dads already gave them cigars. But Luke told me that there were some kids whose parents couldn't get out to go get a cigar. So he asked me if I would go. So I ended up going to the cigar place. Have you ever gone into a cigar store before?

00:05:14 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 4:

I think I have. Oh, that's right.

00:05:17 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 3:

Megan, how come these places don't have better ventilation?

00:05:21 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 5:

Oh, the place I go to has great ventilation. Does it?

00:05:24 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 3:

Are they smoking in the cigar place, Mojo? Or are they just selling them? Mike, I went in this place called Churchill's, and you go inside the place, you're in there for five seconds buying a lighter or whatever, and you smell like a frickin' dirty cigar forever.

00:05:38 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

Because, Megan, you probably go to a place that they don't smoke in. No, it's a smoking club. So in the front is a storefront. Upstairs is like a radio broadcasting area, and then in the back there's like lockers and poker tables and recliners and like televisions and stuff. And then out in the back, there's like a grill and a patio area where you can eat.

00:05:59 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I got to try it. But what's the name of the place?

00:06:01 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 5:

Third Street Cigar in Waterville.

00:06:03 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 3:

I'm going to have to come down and hang out because don't you have your own locker there, too?

00:06:07 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 5:

I do.

00:06:08 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 3:

Megan, I don't know. Is that not?

00:06:10 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 5:

I love that. That's bougie. I like that. Yeah, yeah.

00:06:13 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 3:

Okay, so here I am passing it out. Now, I'm going to bring this up because I think this is the topic. Has anybody ever been kicked out of their kid's school or asked to leave a school function or a school event? Because I felt like I was going to be that person on Luke's graduation day or Chelsea would be for bringing little mini bottles of Casamigos and me bringing a box of cigars. And I didn't do it like, hey, kid, you want a cigar? You know, like one of those types of things. I wasn't like, hey, come over here and I'm going to sell you a cigar. Like I was like walking around and I was like to the dads, hey, you know, would you like a cigar to the dads? And, you know, a lot of dads were like, yeah, can I take one? And hey, can I have one for my son? And then some people were like, who's got the cigars? Oh, Luke's dad's got them. Hey, Luke's dad, can I get a cigar? I'm like, you got to get your parent over here. If your parent says it's okay, I'll give him a cigar.

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

What a good tradition though.

00:07:04 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, it was fun. It was actually really, really cool. I didn't even light my cigar, but Luke lit it, took like three puffs of the thing. And I was like, get feeling sick afterwards. But yeah It's so wild you guys I do have to say this That I talked earlier this morning About how I didn't get emotional Chelsea was the one that really got emotional But the thing that made me the most emotional Was Chelsea put together on her social media A reel in TikTok And the songs that she's picked Are like the most unbelievable

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 4:

Music always gets you

00:07:39 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 3:

The music ones Like I don't even know these songs But Chels picked Okay here's Here's one song that Chelsea picked I don't even know what this song is But then I'm listening to the The hook of it and I'm like going Oh my god this song like made me Really emotional listen to this one You know Who is that? Oh can you hear it? It's very very faint Oh I don't have the right button pushed up By the way I just started here today I just want you to know my name is That's my line

00:08:09 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 1:

I don't even know this song.

00:08:26 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 3:

Do you know this song? I was like, wow, this is actually kind of a cool song. And then I'm looking at these pictures of Luke and smiles on his face. Oh, my God. Get me. But I'm watching this And I'm listening to this song Going I don't even know this thing

00:08:41 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 2:

We'll soak it up And have the time of our lives We'll make these memories Our own hall of fame Cause we just wanna take it in Yeah we just wanna take it in Yeah These are the moments

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Oh I can't even do it

00:08:59 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 4:

When you So it's been so interesting As you've been talking about This time in Luke's life Of like graduation End of senior year senior prom and then he's getting ready to go off to college i get this feeling in my chat like in my body i remember what it felt like during that time in my life like it's so exciting you're so

00:09:19 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

scared doesn't it bring it back for you it did it really does and actually that was part of the the emotion of it was um my um my sisters were there yeah and my dad and his wife were there and you know high school wasn't easy for me um I didn't have my mom and honestly my sisters raised me and got me off to high school made sure I did my homework gave me money to anything that i needed money for and so all i kept thinking of was this is so cool that luke

00:10:00 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 5:

You know gets to do this So let's go back to some more of these songs This next song is another one But I shouldn't I really I need more therapy KP this song Chelsea put in a video For Luke like doing the Graduation video

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I don't even

00:10:20 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 5:

Like Kenny Chasney because I don't know him Until I heard this song and I love this song

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This is in all our family videos

00:10:27 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

I'm not going to lie to you It makes me want to see him perform this live. Oh, my God, it'd be so good.

00:10:34 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 2:

You and Luke should go.

00:10:35 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

Chelsea's putting together the videos of the graduation.

00:10:39 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 2:

I turned on the evening news song. Old man being interviewed. Turning a hundred and two today. Asked him what's the secret to life. He looked up from his old pipe. Laughed and said all I could say is Don't blink Just like that You're six years old And you take a nap And you wake up and you're 25 Then your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss Your baby's growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads Because next thing you know, you better have a 50 years is there in bed. And you pray and God takes you in still. Trust me, friend. A hundred years goes faster than you think. So don't blink.

00:11:44 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Somebody walk over and hug Mojo right now. I know. Walk over and give that man a hug. Mike, I would do it right now if I was there.

00:11:52 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 3:

Kevin's going along the way. Go Cav, go Cav.

00:11:53 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 4:

Or a cigar. Give me a cigar. Come on, buddy.

00:11:56 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 5:

That was such a man hug

00:12:02 - 00:12:03 | Speaker 1:

It was just like the backpack

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Go back and make it more gentle

00:12:06 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 5:

Do all you guys remember Your high school graduation And do you guys remember What you felt like

00:12:14 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 3:

Hell yeah Where did you go to high school I went to Detroit High School for the Fine and Performing Arts

00:12:20 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 5:

And when you graduated from high school What was that like

00:12:23 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 3:

It was an incredible experience I remember my mom. I could hear her yelling out all my nicknames. Everybody's screaming, go, Kev. But the thing that I remember the most, and it's also touching because recently we lost one of my favorite teachers of all time. Like, we all have that teacher that we remember that really, you know, made a huge impact on our life. Her name was Miss Sackwack. And I can't say the exact words because it's a curse word. When I got off the stage, she pulled me close and she said, Kevin, don't buck up.

00:12:55 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:12:55 - 00:13:04 | Speaker 3:

That was her words to me, and it will play in my mind for the rest of my life. But graduation was incredible. You see all your friends. Everybody's happy. The family's there. It's a great time.

00:13:05 - 00:13:22 | Speaker 5:

At what level does it then all of a sudden turn into you going, and I know that you guys have younger kids, Shannon and Mike and Kevin, but at what point then does it turn to you going, oh my God, fast forward to when Lucy is going to graduate and what that will be

00:13:22 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 1:

like for you? And I do not want to take away from your story because this is you and Chels and Luke's time. But we are – Smith is graduating from preschool on Thursday. In fact, Megan's coming in to finish out the show for me so I can go to it. And he has like this little cap and gown and stuff. I, just thinking that he's about to go off to kindergarten and be in the same school as Lucy, am a freaking mess. Yeah. Because I look at them and especially Lucy lately. I look at her. I'm like, what in the actual F is happening? You are this little baby. Like, I look at my nieces and I'm like, wait, that's supposed to be Lucy. How is Lucy, that girl over there? Like, it's just, it's mind-blowing how fast it goes.

00:14:00 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 5:

And I hate to sound like this for you and all those people that are out there that have younger kids. Honestly, enjoy every freaking painful moment. Even the painful things that you got to do. You know, even the, you know, I got to go to their school tonight for that. You know, are I going to do that? enjoy it because somebody said something to me that really played with me a lot in my head because I didn't listen but somebody said to me it will be over it'll be like that song don't blink it will be over within in like a second like it will be here and I guys I don't remember the last three years now mind you we had COVID for a couple of those years so that was the thing that kind of sucked but still though it just flew by and if I could do it all over again I told Chelsea I said where would you go back to and she was like when you know right when we became parents for the first time I'm like no because then I wouldn't want it to be

00:15:00 - 00:15:07 | Speaker 2:

Like if all of a sudden we didn't have all three kids You know if like you had like a time machine I'd like to go back to the day that Luke was born You just gotta do it

00:15:07 - 00:15:11 | Speaker 1:

And our family was that way Mama KP did have another baby at 42 Then you got another 18 years

00:15:11 - 00:15:14 | Speaker 2:

Will you tell Chelsea Will you tell Chelsea that

00:15:14 - 00:15:21 | Speaker 1:

I will have my mom text her and say You know do try natural family planning That'll get you another child

00:15:21 - 00:15:42 | Speaker 7:

Actually speaking of graduation There was a girl in my high school She was one of my great friends Unfortunately I've kind of lost touch with her But on graduation day her mom told her That she was pregnant And her dad had a vasectomy And it was like a huge Oopsie surprise And so she I will never forget that Her saying my mom just told me she's pregnant

00:15:42 - 00:16:37 | Speaker 2:

Oh my god that should be a bet we do I'll call Luke up and tell him that mom's pregnant And we're about to have another baby Enjoy college son Can we do this real quick Can we shout out Our graduates no matter what they're graduating from like just a quick, quick one. I'll just do some quick phones. If you got a graduate that's graduating from anything, it can be honestly as, you know, young as graduating from preschool, kindergarten, whatever it might be. Um, but let's shout them out because here's the thing that you don't realize with these high school kids. And I didn't realize it until their valedictorian talked in school. Um, and they're the class president talked, they were the kids that got first affected by COVID and going home. Yeah. So they were the kids that had to go home for, you know, the year. What's going on, Laura? Hi. Hi. You want to shout out a grad?

00:16:38 - 00:16:44 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, my daughter, she's graduating preschool today, and I'm a mess. I'm a little because I'm pregnant, so she's been worse today for me.

00:16:46 - 00:16:53 | Speaker 2:

Oh, man. So when you're listening to us play these songs, Are you sitting there thinking to yourself, ah?

00:16:54 - 00:17:07 | Speaker 4:

I'm crying in the car waiting to go back to the school because I just picked up some flowers for her. So now I'm pregnant, and my son graduated from preschool two years ago and went through a graduation because of COVID. So it's just a little harder.

00:17:07 - 00:17:13 | Speaker 2:

Well, have a congratulatory drink of something non-alcoholic later today, okay?

00:17:13 - 00:17:16 | Speaker 4:

I have my drink in the car ready to go.

00:17:16 - 00:17:27 | Speaker 2:

Awesome. Congratulations, too, on the baby. What's up, Tara? hi guys hey shouting out the uh the graduates what's up um yes i'd like to shout out mckenzie

00:17:27 - 00:17:42 | Speaker 6:

writer um she's in her mid-30s and she just now finally walked across the stage for her high school diploma she's got four kids that are very proud of her and i just want to say how proud of her i am to take that step you know wait a second this is a cool story this is one of those ones you

00:17:42 - 00:17:48 | Speaker 2:

see on the news she's in her mid-30s and just graduated from high school and actually got to do the walk across the stage?

00:17:48 - 00:17:54 | Speaker 6:

We got to walk across the stage, cap and gown. Her kids got to witness it. It was just a beautiful, amazing moment.

00:17:54 - 00:17:56 | Speaker 2:

What school was this?

00:17:57 - 00:18:04 | Speaker 6:

Um, it was for Palsoria. Palsoria. Okay. That's so cool. Four or five minutes south, north of Toledo.

00:18:04 - 00:18:09 | Speaker 2:

Congratulations to her. What a cool thing, honestly, to have your kids witness it. What's up, Kira?

00:18:10 - 00:18:12 | Speaker 5:

Hello. Hi.

00:18:12 - 00:18:14 | Speaker 2:

You got a daughter graduating from high school?

00:18:15 - 00:18:22 | Speaker 5:

Yes. I have a daughter graduating from high school this year and my son graduates from kindergarten i started over oh look

00:18:22 - 00:18:28 | Speaker 2:

at you i like that do people automatically you know love the fact that uh your daughter's got

00:18:28 - 00:18:44 | Speaker 5:

like that little brother the little baby brother yes it's actually funny sometimes when she walks him to his class they're like are you um and or you know i know you're not mom she's like no i'm My mom is a big sister.

00:18:45 - 00:18:49 | Speaker 2:

That's awesome. Well, thank you so much. We appreciate you calling. What school is your daughter graduating from?

00:18:50 - 00:18:53 | Speaker 5:

She's graduating from Crackett. Yeah.

00:18:53 - 00:18:57 | Speaker 2:

Thanks for listening. We appreciate you. Congrats to her. What's happening, Roy?

00:18:58 - 00:19:06 | Speaker 3:

Hey, big shout out to you guys. You guys are what gets me through the morning with my Maxwell house. So welcome.

00:19:07 - 00:19:11 | Speaker 2:

I didn't know anybody that still drinks Maxwell house. I love it.

00:19:11 - 00:19:15 | Speaker 3:

My dad loved that. And it's been good to the last drop since the last drop.

00:19:16 - 00:19:18 | Speaker 2:

Who do you want to shout out for a graduate?

00:19:19 - 00:19:52 | Speaker 3:

First of all, welcome to the madness, Kevin. You will adjust well, I'm sure. I am a huge Pistons fan. Appreciate you, Mitch. Welcome. Shout out to my nephew, Andrew Dutridge. He graduated, and Megan will recognize this shout out from Pena Vocational Technical School, where you go for, like, veterinary and different things, machinery and stuff like that, as well as Perrysburg High School, his home high school. So onward and upward, go Yellow Jackets.

00:19:52 - 00:19:59 | Speaker 2:

Awesome. Thank you so much for the call. Congratulations to you. Katie, we got a grad that's graduating all the way.

00:20:00 - 00:20:01 | Speaker 4:

From preschool, right?

00:20:02 - 00:20:15 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, my son, Jackson, he's graduating from preschool. He's now going to be in kindergarten at the same school as his sister. Oh, so she's Shannon. School bus next year. Thank you, God. So excited.

00:20:16 - 00:20:23 | Speaker 4:

And then we have Elizabeth. We had a college graduation. We're going from a preschool to college graduation. Who's graduating?

00:20:25 - 00:20:50 | Speaker 8:

My son, Cody Beck, he just graduated. He went to Toledo Early College High School also, so he ended up spending about seven years at UT and could not have been more grateful to get out of there. But he graduated with a degree in computer science and engineering as a minor in business. He just worked so hard and is so hard on himself that I just wanted to know how proud his dad and I are of him.

00:20:51 - 00:20:53 | Speaker 4:

Are you tearing up? Because you're making me tear up.

00:20:53 - 00:21:01 | Speaker 8:

Yes, I am a little bit. I'm so proud of the boy. He's worked really hard to get where he got to, and he's just amazing.

00:21:01 - 00:21:19 | Speaker 4:

He had great examples, right? You and his dad. That's awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Jason, last one here, and then I've got to move on, and I apologize. And anybody that wants to shout out a grad, we'll post on social media, and you can send us some pictures. What's going on, Jason?

00:21:20 - 00:21:21 | Speaker 7:

Hey, Mojo, what's up?

00:21:21 - 00:21:23 | Speaker 4:

What's going on? Who are we congratulating?

00:21:24 - 00:21:31 | Speaker 7:

My baby girl, Maya, is graduating next week from high school, and she just graduated from cosmetology school last week.

00:21:31 - 00:21:31 | Speaker 4:

Wow.

00:21:32 - 00:21:33 | Speaker 7:

Right. That's big.

00:21:33 - 00:21:35 | Speaker 4:

And where's Maya graduating from?

00:21:36 - 00:21:37 | Speaker 7:

Monroe High School.

00:21:38 - 00:21:41 | Speaker 4:

Man, isn't it crazy to think how fast it goes by?

00:21:42 - 00:21:46 | Speaker 7:

In a blink, just like the song said, like you said. Don't blink.

00:21:47 - 00:21:51 | Speaker 4:

By the way, do you know the words to any other country song now, or is this the only country song you know the words to?

00:21:51 - 00:21:52 | Speaker 7:

Me?

00:21:52 - 00:21:52 | Speaker 4:

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