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Can I call in sick to watch TV? I know this sounds weird to say this. So this, all I did this weekend was binge watch TV. I was watching, I watched Sirens and now I'm into Your Friends and Neighbors. That's the one you told me the last time.

Did you watch it?

Did you watch the whole thing? Are you caught up now?

I haven't seen the last episode. I think that drops tomorrow.

Well, today is the last episode of The Handmaid's Tale. And I have a very distinct feeling that my wife is cheating on me and that Chelsea, and by the way I would almost rather have her cheat on me sexually than cheat on me television-wise. But I have a feeling...

Don't you dare say one thing about that show because I haven't started this last season yet.

But The Handmaid's Tale comes out. It's done today. It's the last episode.

I feel like I'm going to see a spoiler somewhere too. No, you won't.

No, no, no. I don't think so. Charles.

What?

If you watch Handmaid's Tale before I get home, I will never talk to you ever again.

Oh, she's watching it now.

She don't hooloo enough. you better not perfect perfect or if you try to so yesterday chelsea was out during the day and i sat there all day in front of the television going do i turn on apple tv and start watching your friends and neighbors i was gone for two hours you were gone for two hours do you know i sat there for two you know what i ended up doing for two hours i watched like nothing television i I watched infomercials on WDIV on Local 4. It was like some guy selling some tool or something. That's how bad it was for me. There was nothing on television. It was a holiday.

You could have gone for a walk. It was a beautiful day. You can walk. Your legs still work.

If I fall, I'll hurt myself. And you don't want me to do that. True. By the way, I'm showering by myself. I'm driving by myself. You didn't even call to check on me today to see if I got to work safe.

I know. I just... It was my first day... I'm back to not caring. It was like... Yeah.

It was... This is like the... Remember when the kids got their driver's license for the first time and they drove to high school and you followed them so that you knew that they got there safely? I can't believe you didn't do that with your own husband.

I know. Well, listen, it's not real until you can take out the garbage fully.

I'm almost back.

You know? I'm almost back. I know. Well, you're almost back when you want to. We'll see.

No, I showered myself today. I dressed myself today. I did everything myself.

I still had to help you with your sling, but yes. She did.

I can't get my sling around the back here without twisting myself and doing it. So I have to wear this. I got three more weeks. I've been three on with a sling, three off with a sling. So, and by the way, this is one thing that's good about having shoulder surgery. You can watch anything you want to and get away with it. and nobody says it because all we do is that's all I've been doing is watching television this entire time it was good and you saw your friends and neighbors yeah I love that show

I think it's a really good show I think I've got two

more Chelsea and I have two more episodes left and then the last episode gets released

I don't want to ruin a guy is going I mean

that's all you need to know

he is so good looking you a big John Hamm fan do you know that John Hamm and I are the same age and Chelsea goes really and I go what do you mean what was the really for and she goes he just looks like so different age-wise she basically was trying she was basically trying to say that john ham is better looking than me age-wise no

but yes but no we're both 54 years old and look like we're both 20 right right all right i guess i could tell you because this if you google he got fired he started stealing his neighbor's stuff oh okay all right keith what's going on it's mojo in the morning all i want to do keith is go home right now and watch my last episode of the handmaid's tale and the rest of uh your friends and neighbors mojo you'll be fine just

Very quietly, go on the computer, change the password. Oh, change my Apple ID. And then when you get home, you just log in and be like, oh, there must have been an issue with the broker or whatever.

She's listening to you right now, though, Keith.

You sound like a pro at this.

She can hear you, Keith.

Oh, man. That should have been a pre-warning.

Sorry, I should say that we're on a speakerphone right now and she can hear you.

Sorry, Chelsea, I didn't mean that. It was a joke. It was a joke. If he does that any time in life, it wasn't for me.

Have you ever done that to your wife? No, yeah. That is so funny, by the way. I love that.

We should never watch Breaking Bad.

I do think it's funny that couples... Honestly, I think there's more infidelity in catching a head on a TV show than there is in any kind of, you know, I don't know, flirting with somebody or cheating with somebody. Have you ever done that and had no thinking?

You didn't like Handmaids, though.

I loved this season of Handmaids has been great, Chels.

Yeah, but you really didn't like it until I liked it. I don't like any show until you like it.

I have to because we have to spend time together. This is how we spend time together, watching TV.

Yeah, he's being nice and lovely to you. Thanks, Keith.

I appreciate it.

Happy life, Maljo.

Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it. All right, Chelsea. I will notice if you watch it, I have an alert on my phone whenever the Hulu account goes on. Okay.

I'll tell you if I watch it, and I'll tell you how it ends. Watch out.

She will, by the way.

For real? You a spoiler, Chelsea? No. No. But if he threatens me, I know how to play the game.

She threw down the Uno reverse card.

That's right.

All right. We'll talk to you later. Love you, Chelsea. Love you, Keith.

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