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Okay, it's Mojo in the morning. I got something for you guys. I want to talk about this. All right? So Chelsea and I are working out. We're both on a fitness journey. Actually, we don't work out together. we've decided that that cannot be the couple that we become we cannot be the couple that works out together because couples that work out together are like you and west and we do not want to be like that we want to be tom and chelsea so so but we do work out with the same guy so we have the same guy that works out with us guy's great his name is tom i love this guy will you call chelsea please for this so chelsea tells me about working out with tom all the time which i love tom like i first off, let me say this to you. Most trainers I'd never trust. This guy, nicest guy ever, I trust the guy. He's the most family guy I've ever met in my life. I've never met anybody that talks about their kids like he does. Disgusting. Weight falls off of me from just the disgust of how much he loves his wife and his children, his two children. So Chelsea tells me the story about how her workout went, and she goes, oh, my God, you've got to hear this story too. Tom said that when I was working out the other day, she said this guy came in right after me. and the guy who was working out with Tom right afterwards is a 90-year-old man.

Oh, my God, good for him.

90-year-old man comes in to work out with Tom right after Chelsea's workout and asks Tom who Chelsea was because he found her hot.

Why?

Chelsea, are you there?

I'm here.

Chelsea, I want to find this 90-year-old guy and beat the snot out of that son of a bitch.

Come on. That's a compliment. He's 90.

No, what was exactly the words that he said to Tom? I want to know.

He said, who was that that you were training before me? And he said, oh, her name is Chelsea. And he said, oh. I remember what he, I don't know if he said she was nice or I don't know. And Tom said, well, you know, she's happily. Oh, he said, how old is she? And Tom said, she's 50. he's like well that's great and he said um she's happily married and he said well that's even better yeah he's a 90 probably can't fully see probably like we're just in a very sweet he's 90 and can't Take that compliment. That's the perfect man. Well, I agree. So he is now my boyfriend. I have a 90-year-old boyfriend.

Chelsea, listen, here's the deal. I bet he's rich. And if he's rich, I'm fine with it. Like, I am fine with this thing. Because at least I think I can make it longer than him. Although, I don't know. I'm a mess right now these days. So I figure I could at least outlive the 90-year-old guy. I mean, I don't know. Have you ever thought of us bringing a third in and having a third be a 90-year-old man?

We've talked about this before. I don't even, I'm not into two-sums.

Should I be offended that a man at the gym hit on my wife, basically? I know he didn't directly hit on her.

He's 90 and he didn't hit on me.

You watch out for 90-year-olds. You know what 90-year-olds do?

I'm telling you, they're spicy nowadays. Yeah, baby.

Viagra has made 90-year-olds, honestly, get bigger boners than guys that are in their 30s. So in Lucas County

they had to do a big billboard campaign on syphilis and old people. Let's talk about this.

Let's talk about it. I want to know about old people.

uh you know uh hairbies tell me tell me about hairbies um i want to know about stuff like this anybody know this stuff watch out for chelsea first he says something like that to you the next thing i know he's getting double or couples workouts with you since you and i won't do couples workouts shannon by the way i just said to shannon i said you and i would refuse to work out together with with each other do you know would you of course you know this wes and her

work out with each other well no that's not what you said at first you were like you know because those couples that work out together you know about them couples that work out together stay

together that's it all right i'm trying to find myself a new man and i found it 90 years old short-term commitments chiles short-term that's what it's all about i'll talk to you later i love

you okay love you bye you guys remember i told you this story this was like a year ago about the guy the little old man that i held the door for at the post office and he was like god bless you you did something nice for somebody today i was with my kids and then he asked me to go get a drink with him at market in birmingham yeah i'm like who are you did you say yes yeah no i bet

you that guy lives in the willets man he's got money what is happening what's going on jessica How you doing?

Hey, good morning, guys. How's your morning going? It's fantastic.

What's happening? What are you calling for?

So you are so right when it comes to the 90-year-old men and the Viagra and the bigger boners that they have. Because I go to a nudie camp. I won't mention the name of it. Northern Michigan. And there is this couple, and I swear this guy is 80, 90 years old with his wife. and they come there and he sits by the pool the whole time with that thing just rising and he takes granny into the woods more times than anybody got that are you serious he actually he brings oh my god that's amazing i swear we've caught him on the trails more times than we can count. Oh, my goodness.

That is insane.

And it's very, still effective at that age.

Could you, by the way, can you imagine, and this is something interesting, there's guys listening to this show that I know are 40 years old and probably wish that they had a 90-year-old boner right now. What's going on, Alex? How you doing?

Good. How are you guys?

We're fantastic. What's going on?

Good. First time on time. Alex on the phone.

What's up?

So my mom, she's 75 this year. She is in the dating pool, which is a hilarious thing to see. And she recently went on a date with a gentleman who was in his 80s. And the first thing he told her about was his penile implant and everything that he could do with that. And that was pretty much his whole structure of his date was talking about that and all the things he wanted to do with that. And my mom was like, I got to go.

By the way, it would be scary if your mom's now saying, this is your new father. That would be very scary.

Right, right. That's my stepdad, actually.

Oh, my God. Penile implants. What do you think goes into a penile implant?

I did not know that that was a real thing. I know that sounds dumb, but I thought that was just.

You change them all the time. That's great. They're ones that you can, like, self-internate. Apparently, all they have to do is push a button, and it just, like, lifts.

Oh, my God. I would love that.

Yeah.

I would love. that would be amazing

we heard no it's for people who have had like injuries and lost or paralyzed

wouldn't you love though to push a button have your boobs grow or be smaller

it's great like you just have

we're giving healthy relationships

back to people this is a good thing we love technology

Kayla what's up it's Mojo in the morning

hi yes my grandpa is about 80 years old and he has not one but like multiple strippers as girlfriends Get it.

Is he giving him money or what's going on there? Duh. I mean, outside of like the strip club kind of money?

I assume he just gives them money at the strip club. Like, do they come to Easter dinner?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

Really?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They meet up like outside of the strip club, so.

Do they ever get introduced to you guys? Do they ever become, like, part of the family?

I met one of them.

Oh, my. And how did he introduce you to them? Like, what did he say? This is so-and-so, and she's a stripper, or what?

This is my girlfriend, and after she left, we were all like, oh, like, how did you meet her? You know, she's, like, 50 years younger than you, and he's like.

Like, oh, at the strip club.

Oh, my Lord.

I was like, oh, thank you so much for that.

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