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All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. I went to dinner last night with our doc, our official show gynecologist, Dr. Mark Warner. What's he doing? We went to dinner. What is he doing? He's looking out. Oh, he's doing great. I was going to say, what's he doing? He's looking at a lot of vaginas. Vagina. Yes.

Glad to hear it.

And he's looked at a couple of non-vaginas, too, like myself. But he's great. He is such an awesome guy, which is so funny. He introduces me to people. He goes, this is Mojo. I want you to be Mojo. He's like introducing everybody. He's like, you know what he's like? He's like a great wingman or what is it called in entertainment where you have somebody that kind of like your hype man? He's like my hype man when we go out. But he's also a pain in the ass to go out with. And don't be offended by this, Mark. But I have to eat really healthy when I'm around him. I have to be very careful about what I eat. Because the guy eats nothing but salmon or whitefish with no butter. You can't have butter on it. Salad with no ranch dressing. He doesn't allow you to eat whites. So there's no whites, no mayonnaise, no ranch, no blue cheese. Anything that you dip into has to be cocktail sauce or sometimes barbecue sauce if it doesn't have too much sugar. I have to watch out about what I eat. And it got me to a point. Has anybody ever done this before? Is there anybody listening who's ever had to eat before they go to eat or eaten after they've gone out to eat? Because you had to hide the food from the person that you were going out with. Like maybe a date. Have you ever done that on a date?

Oh, yeah.

Like, I ordered just a salad. So I ordered salmon last night. We went to this place called West End, which actually is a real...

Oh, I've been wanting to try that place.

It's really good. It's in West Bloomfield. They were really... The service was great. This girl that we had as our server was an awesome girl. And she was really cool. And we're eating, and I'm like, for the appetizers, like, oh, we got great appetizers. I'm looking at these appetizers, like steak bites and all this stuff. We'll take the hummus with vegetables. You know, it's like, we're eating that. And I was literally eating every vegetable in the world because I knew I was going to be hungry. And then I'm like, okay, I'll take the salmon. I'm going to get the salmon. It comes with what? Couscous and mashed potatoes and all this stuff. Mashed potatoes. And I'm like, I'll take the vegetables. I'll have broccolini. You know what I mean? It's not even broccoli. It's leany.

Yeah. You've got to cut off that big stem.

That's how skinny it is. It's leany. So I'm having to eat this way in front of him because I don't want, you know, he's got me on that shot too. So, you know, Dr. Warner's been... I've lost 45 pounds by the way. Oh, really? Thank you. Yes. I've done well with the damn thing. Thank you. I appreciate that.

You really can't. You don't have any idea how heavy you are? Stop doing that.

But I... No, so I'm sitting here. I'm behaving myself. But when I got home, because Chelsea was home, and she didn't come with it because we just did a guise night, and she goes, how was everything? And I said, great. and as I open the refrigerator, she goes, what are you going to the refrigerator for? I'm like, food. Starving. Have you ever had that at all? Do you ever have a date or anybody that you were too worried in front of?

Honestly, I eat. I really don't care. But I do that a lot, and I feel like moms can relate. I do that with the kids because my kids are so damn picky. So I usually will feed them before we go somewhere. If we're going to someone's house, I know they're not going to like their food. I'd rather them not comment on not liking the food. so i throw in some mac and cheese into the microwave yeah make sure their tummies are somewhat full and then we're good to go so i i have to i dated a guy who thought he could cook and would invite me over

over to his place all the time to cook for me and it was inedible everything was disgusting so you like pick at it you're like oh thanks i'm just not that hungry today and every time on the way home i'm like give me some nuggets give me some french fries i'm starving i want a taco bell so bad i'm

driving home i'm going uh you know what the problem was i was driving down pontiac trail there's no fast food places along the way sam what's going on it's mojo in the morning how are you hey mojo

I just want to say congrats on losing the weight and congrats on not finishing your plate.

Oh, you know what? Seriously. It's hard. I know. Listen, I do get full fast, but you know what's funny? When you order crap like salmon, you don't want to eat it all because it sucks. You know what I mean? Like if I ordered like a filet or a New York strip steak, I would have sucked down every last bit of that thing. I would have eaten the grizzle that was on the table. Like that's how much. yeah but you know that's what the case do you have you ever been out to eat at all with anybody

that judges you're eating oh yeah who's like hey i enjoy food my dad your dad is that way

my dad was like that too what would your dad say to you well just like you know maybe you should

pick you know veggies over french fries or something it's like nope i'm gonna get my french

fries because you only live one yellow my my dad my dad used to uh get upset because when i was like five and six years old i wouldn't order off the kids menu have you have you guys ever eaten a t-bone steak before i don't even think they sell them but t-bone steak is the filet and the strip it together and the waiter would get around to me at the end and i would go i'll take a t-bone and i was like five years old and my dad would go to my mom like he's doing what or i used to we used to leave a restaurant. There was a place called Daniel's that was by our house. It was like a family restaurant, like one of those Greek, you know, and we would leave there, and there was a Kentucky Fried Chicken across the street, and I used to go, Mom, chicken licking. And she'd go, What? I'd go, Let's get chicken licking. And my dad would go, We just ate. What's up, Devin? Hi, Devin. Hey, how's it going? By the way, you locked every car door. You even turned the alarm on. Now you're getting out again. What's going on?

I know. I know. I'm trying to I was trying to minimize the noise, but it's not working.

No, it's all right. What's happening?

Oh, I was just sharing that after every date, I swear I have to eat every time because, you know, I save my leftovers, so I don't look like I'm eating all the food because they don't eat all their food. And then as soon as I get in the car, I eat it in the car.

Let me ask you a question. If after the date's over with and you have your leftovers with you, she wanted to go home and have wild, passionate sex, would you rather or would you rather eat that leftovers that you had?

question oh that was a tough question but i'm always starving

hey can we take a long way can you drive follow me so i don't have to drive you back so you can

eat it in the car ride on the way back oh exactly he's on the way home

you even kind of have that huskier laugh i love that laugh

we love you buddy thank you so much for calling

we appreciate it and then the then the goodbye with dr warner is always a good one too because dr warner takes a bit to to say goodbye but uh and i gotta shout out can i shout out dr warner's daughter nikki nikki just started as she moved to grand rapids hey if you are somebody that's in grand rapids she's a gorgeous absolutely stunningly beautiful uh 21 year old i think you know she's like 21 years old okay single guys in grand rapids huh she's gonna text you and be like yes zach i'm gonna tell you something this this girl is absolutely a stunner so we said goodbye to her because she was going to move out to grand rapids uh where she is going to be an occupational therapist yeah and living in downtown grand rapids so yeah he's very very proud of her So, all right, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Listen to Mojo so he can pay to put food on his table. He would look weird as a skinny guy, so help him out. This is Mojo in the Morning. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah, it's even better with Chumba by my side. Race to Chumba Casino.

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