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Mojo Was Uninvited
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo Was Uninvited

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May 28, 2025 | 00:11:11 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. I got to tell you guys that this happened to me, and I thought this is honestly very funny because it's going to be a great topic. Have you ever been uninvited on a group text? So here's the story. Are you guys on a ton of group texts because we talk about it all the time. We all get our group texts in the morning from all of our friends and different people that we're on group text with we have our own group text have you ever sent a text thinking you were sending it only to specific people but your iphone or whatever device you use put you in a group text and you sent it and you shouldn't have if you can relate to stuff like this i want you to call us up and tell us whatever the funny story is behind it so i ended up getting a group text invite from one of my group texts. And the invite was for a bunch of guys that were all going to hang out together and they were going to, they were going to go do a bunch of stuff. And I won't explain what it is because it will give away the guys. And they were doing all this. They were going to get together. They had a whole day planned. And I was like, oh, this is kind of cool. Look what everybody's doing. I'm looking at this thing going, oh, this is interesting. I wonder if I can do it. And then maybe within 30 minutes after that text was sent, I got a text from one of the individuals that was the person that sent it saying, hey, man, I really screwed up. I apologize. I sent that invite in a group text, but it really wasn't meant to be sent in that group text. It was only supposed to be meant to send to a few people. So in 30 minutes time, I got uninvited because he sent it in the wrong text. And I actually thought to myself, oh, okay, well, that's cool. But then I started going, I think my feelings are hurt. You know what I mean?

00:03:50 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 3:

You're so funny because your feelings were probably hurt, but at the same time, you're going, I don't want anything else on my calendar anyway. It's just the fact that you had to be uninvited.

00:04:01 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 7:

And part of it is, honestly, part of it is that I can't go right now because of the circumstances that I'm dealing with right now, this injury that I'm dealing with. But the other part of it is that I don't think they wanted me to be there and be part of the whole thing.

00:04:17 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 5:

They clearly didn't. This happens to me sometimes because our group, Texas, has Mojo's name in it, like as the group. And sometimes I'll send videos from Instagram or Twitter and I'll just put in Mojo. And then I'll make a mistake and click like the group or something like that when I just mean to send it to you. You should be so careful about that. Because that happens all the time.

00:04:38 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

And then you're sending to everybody your dirty videos. Why are you sending me dirty videos? I mean, it ain't that dirty. hey what's going on uh who's is this an anna yeah hi anna did you do this yes i did what did you do

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 5:

um so actually i accidentally sent a um half naked um picture to a family group text

00:05:08 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

now that's even worse than what we're talking about we're you know i what like what half of

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you was naked um not the good half

00:05:22 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 3:

top or bottom um the bottom oh no really nice vagina and who are the people that got it what

00:05:37 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 5:

what family members um let's just say the family members that brought me into this world They didn't cheer me on, though, so that was kind of cool.

00:05:47 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 3:

Including your papa, your dad?

00:05:50 - 00:05:51 | Unknown:

Yes.

00:05:51 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

That's crazy. Yeah, that's funny.

00:05:53 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 7:

At least now you have the option to unsend on the iPhone. Although I wish it wouldn't say that you unsend a message.

00:05:59 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's so stupid.

00:06:00 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 7:

Because then people always ask me, well, would you just unsend?

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Yeah. That was dumb.

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You know?

00:06:05 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

It should be like invisible and just kind of go away after a little period of time. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. Let's call some of these texters, too. A texter here from 810 says, did this, was throwing a party, invited everybody that's in my neighborhood to the party, only wanting to invite a couple that were in a specific neighborhood group chat. Ty, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

00:06:35 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 2:

Hi. We were having an argument with my family in the group text, and my dad accidentally added the wrong person. It was some stranger.

00:06:43 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 3:

that happens a lot i think where people will you know brian or bob or whatever you like you put somebody into the group text and you realize that's the wrong brian or the wrong bob or it's

00:06:54 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 6:

somebody's old number and you didn't put their new number in so now some some other rando with

00:07:00 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 3:

the same number is in your group text did the person that was the stranger comment at all and talk about the fight that you guys are going through maybe help you guys uh no he didn't

00:07:09 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 2:

He didn't say anything. It was kind of a bad situation with my aunt and stuff. But, yeah, we have no idea who this person is. We looked him up, and he ended up being like a coach for Flint's basketball team. Oh, that's hysterical.

00:07:21 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 3:

That's great. What's up, Patty? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

00:07:26 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

Good morning. How are you guys? I should say great morning, not good.

00:07:30 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely. We love you.

00:07:31 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

Good morning.

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 3:

Great morning. What's happening?

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First time caller?

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Hey.

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What's up, man? Patty. Patty's going broke.

00:07:39 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 3:

You do your own air horn. I like it.

00:07:46 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 4:

Okay, so the story is I was invited in a group chat to be a bridesmaid in a friend of ours' wedding. And they had this conversation going on for about maybe 10 minutes. And I'm like, oh, great. What colors or whatever? And the bride actually sent me a private text saying, oh, Patty, I'm sorry. That wasn't supposed to be you. It was supposed to be Patricia. And I was like, what a frog hairy butt do you mean? And she's like, I'm so sorry.

00:08:28 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 3:

You're the better of the Patties.

00:08:30 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 4:

Exactly. I'm the one that cracks jokes all the time.

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That's right.

00:08:33 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

She was like, please don't come to the wedding. You know, I'm like, who are you?

00:08:39 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 3:

You guys told me I'm invited. Don't even come. It's crazy. That's awesome. What's going on, Jordan? How you doing?

00:08:50 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

I was working at a corporate dispensary, and our boss, our GM, had sent a Christmas picture. Like, Merry Christmas, him and his wife at a Christmas party, but he accidentally tagged a video of him and his wife swinging to the entire corporate, people of the entire company. So he pulled a real-life Michael Scott from the office. Oh, God.

00:09:18 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 3:

Yes, that's insane. What did they look like? I would definitely watch.

00:09:24 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 7:

We had that happen here.

00:09:25 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, what did they look like?

00:09:27 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 7:

We had that happen.

00:09:28 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 1:

I, unfortunately, for that situation, did not see it. I saw the thumbnail when we didn't know why he got fired or he left. And my buddy had opened the video and was just like, oh, this is a video. And he immediately figured out that he wasn't supposed to see that.

00:09:45 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 3:

Oh, no. Sierra, this is funny. Sierra, what did you accidentally send?

00:09:53 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

So, this is, I'm a first-time caller. Hey, there. She was on a phone. That's it.

00:10:00 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 8:

So, I accidentally sent a picture of lube shooters and specimen cups in the chat to my sister. Yeah, lube shooters. Like, you put lube in them and you shoot them up your, well, you're...

00:10:14 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 1:

Okay, I've never heard of that. Why do you... I'm sorry, I'm not making... I've never heard of that.

00:10:21 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 3:

Who were you meaning to send that to?

00:10:23 - 00:10:23 | Unknown:

Oh, God.

00:10:24 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 8:

Well, I was meaning to send it to my one sister and it ended up in a group chat with all my sisters and my mom. And then they're like, what the hell is that?

00:10:32 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh.

00:10:32 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 8:

And the reason I have them is because I've been trying to get pregnant or whatever.

00:10:38 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 3:

So I bought these lube shooters. Very different from what I had in my brain. A little dry. Crazy. Wow, that's amazing. Where do you buy lube shooters?

00:10:50 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 8:

Well, my sisters are like, what the hell are those? What are lube shooters? Well, I bought a vibrator. Okay, all right. We're going to move on. I mean, first time, long time.

00:11:00 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 3:

Listen, we love you. We'll talk to you off the air right now. You got to sit those with us. We got moms and dads with kids still. What's going on? Chloe, hi, what's happening? Hello, how are you guys? Fantastic, Chloe. What's happening? We're talking about when you accidentally send a text to somebody in a group text that wasn't meant to be.

00:11:20 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 7:

Well, I actually had the opposite happen to me. I had coworkers text in our work group chat when it was supposed to go to a different group chat. So they were saying some unkind things about me in our work group chat, but allegedly it was supposed to go to the different group chat.

00:11:40 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 3:

How long were you watching them talk about you before you actually came forward and said, hey, I'm here?

00:11:46 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 7:

Well, I didn't really even know because it was happening, like, in the morning, and I didn't see it until, like, the afternoon. But then they tried to, like, go back and delete and unsend, but you can still click and see what they unsent.

00:12:05 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 9:

Oh, really?

00:12:06 - 00:12:11 | Speaker 7:

So you could still kind of, and my boss was in there, and, I mean, it was really rough.

00:12:11 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 3:

Tell me you got a raise out of this deal.

00:12:14 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 7:

no i unfortunately work in education well not unfortunately but no so yeah yeah yeah that's

00:12:22 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 3:

awful that's horrible to see uh kevin what's happening it's mojo in the morning how are you

00:12:27 - 00:13:09 | Speaker 6:

kevin good morning first time extremely long time what's going on so listen so i uh i own my own heating and cooling company okay and i buy vehicles and i used to buy them from a dealership out of roscommon michigan right okay well my girlfriend wanted me to send a uh shall we say a video that she could uh you know that they might be a little dirty so i said sure well somehow i ended up sending it to the salesman at the dealer shut up oh my god he texted me back what wtf is this I love penises. So I no longer buy my vehicles there.

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