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So yesterday, I went with Chelsea to go to her dentist appointment. She got her teeth cleaned from Dr. DePilla. and I say this because I have to go with her because she picks me up at work at the end of the work because I can't drive for another week or so and she had an appointment so it's on the way and we show up at his office which by the way Dr. DePilla's got a nice new office which was cool and she's going to go back and go get her teeth cleaned and I just decided I was going to sit in the waiting room and kind of like hang out well I ended up falling asleep in the waiting room And you know this, when you go get your teeth cleaned, it's probably, what, an hour process or so?

At the most.

Right?

Yeah.

Well, I fell asleep probably from the jump when I got there. I just, like, was so exhausted. And I'm falling asleep in the place. And his office is really busy. Like, he's probably one of the busier dentists that I've ever seen. And there's people just nonstop coming in and out. so if you saw a fat guy wearing a blue hoodie yesterday sleeping in a dentist office and it

just so happens to be dr depilla hi guys how you doing where are you do you know if your mouth

open sleep well this is the funniest part so i um i fell asleep and woke up to this really cute girl probably 20 something year old black girl that was sitting next to me and i turn and i look and as i turn and i look at her i go was my mouth open the whole time and she looks she looks at me and she goes you look so peaceful i was like that is the greatest thing but i'm thinking to myself i'm like i can't believe i just fell asleep and i feel horrible and i feel bad um like taking up a chair the entire time because he just moved into a new office and he only had like four chairs in the front so i'm like sitting there and they're probably like going is this guy i looked like like uh i don't know you're like a guy you never you ever walk in some of the you know through some of the detroit and the businesses and there's a guy sleeping in the entryway that's what i looked

like except where i was in the chair the wrong time i uh i took josiah he goes to swimming class down here and uh took him over to a cool little spot called like the peach cake factory or peach a peach cobbler peach cobbler factory it's a lady in a windowsill sleeping like she got her peach cobbler up there you can tell she just had the itis but I think you're good just as long as you don't gotta like wipe the slob sleeping in public is okay if you gotta wipe the slob you gotta go to the car

I do the head you gotta wake yourself back up but it's like violent how I do it and I know I do it on an airplane so if I don't have the window seat where I can actually rest my head I feel so bad for the people sitting next to me

do you feel like you need a chiropractic appointment afterwards

because of that? Yes, and it's not like I ever am laying on somebody's shoulder or anything like that. It's just my head goes so far forward and then I catch myself and go

back up. So, what do you do in that situation? Like, say the beautiful 20-year-old black woman nudged you because you started to fall asleep on her shoulder. Like, do you let somebody sleep on your shoulder? Well, that's the

thing. She seemed so nice when I woke up. I bet she would let me do it. I've done that on a plane before. On somebody's shoulder. Oh, I've fallen asleep totally on strangers before. And they've actually been very very nice about it you know you're sitting i'm because well let's put it this way i'm already on top of them i'm already you know seatbelt extender you know what i mean like hanging out so i do not get a seatbelt extender no i don't i did at one point in my life i had to oh it was embarrassing i actually one time i got on an airplane and i was so embarrassed because there was a very attractive girl sitting next to me and i didn't want to ask for the seatbelt extender So I tried to hide the seatbelt looking like it underneath my fat roll.

You'd rather die.

I'd rather not buckle up Two motivations To go on a diet or take the jab When you go to your kids school And you have to sit in their little chairs And their little desks That was one of mine And then going on an airplane and realizing That you're ready to cut off your circulation To your belly on that thing

I got stuck in one of Josiah's I think it was in preschool or something like that Went to one of those parent teacher conferences Sat in the little desk Tried to stand and the whole desk came with me You guys, I sit in those tasks and I'm like, it fits perfectly. It's made just for me.

Hold on a second. It does. Evil, crazy bitch. Oh, that's like not good. What's going on, Mariah? Hi.

Hi. So I was down in Daytona over the weekend for Rockville and 100 degrees, 57 bands. I fell asleep, like, the middle of the day during Rockville.

Oh, gee. That's impressive. Oh, man.

I was so, like, you could be amazed at the amount of people, like, we've seen that took a nap.

Do people look at you weird when that happens? Like, do people kind of stare at you like you're crazy or something or no?

Honestly, I don't think so. It was, like, the coolest group of freaking people I've ever been around.

Was it alcohol-induced?

No. It was so hot, I don't know how people could get drunk.

Yeah, that is interesting. When you're hot like that and you have that feeling. Yesterday for me, it was the weather stunk and it was kind of dreary. And you're in a dentist office where it's like calming. Like honestly, I felt relaxed. It was really relaxing. I almost think that they should give you little, you know how they have at the airport? They have those areas that you can go take naps. Like you ever see that at all?

There's like a relaxed spot. A relaxed spot. You can take a nap. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Dr. DePilla, have like a little nap place. I'll come during the day and take a nap in your office. He's trying to get that money, baby. He's trying to burn. We don't have time to sleep. As long as my mouth is open and you can throw in some new chicklets in my mouth, I'll be okay. Chicklets. What's going on, Dave? How you doing?

Hey, how's it going? Good. What's up? Not much. I heard you fell asleep, and I fall asleep all the time in public. completely acceptable but i'm a loud snorer and i fell asleep on the plane last week um coming back after visiting my mom for mother's day oh no crying baby and then loud snoring guys did they say anything to you like did anybody say no everybody just had headphones on so

thank god if i'm sitting next to you i'm gonna make a mistake and bump you several times to wake it's a wake you up get that noise away

If you did, I would just say, okay, I'm up now.

Somebody just texted in, 313 just texted in and said, Mojo, I thought that was you. That's embarrassing.

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