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Mojo is Afraid of Losing His Hair
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Mojo is Afraid of Losing His Hair

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August 6, 2025 | 00:08:13 | Leisure

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All right. Going to a Tigers game today. I'm excited to go to a Tigers game. It's a day game, yeah.

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That breath you just let out was a little misleading.

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No, I'm really excited.

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Okay.

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Convinced Chelsea, too, to go to the game, which is actually very hard to get her to want to go to these games. Not that she doesn't like going to the games, but I don't think she likes going to the games. I don't know what it is. But the funny thing is, and this is so funny in our house, whenever there's a game like this, and we all have our Tigers gear, but we always end up going, well, I've got to go out and buy myself something to wear. And I don't have any Tiger stuff. I had this bought just for this.

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I feel like most of my tiger stuff is, like, wintry.

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Yeah, same. Sweatshirts, hoodies.

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Yeah, but to be outside at a 1 p.m. game when it's going to be 80 degrees, I don't think I'm just throwing a hat. And I'm like, oh, that's good. I got my tiger hat.

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So, yes. Here. Hold on.

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Hold on.

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He said, looky here. Hold on a second here. Oh, yeah.

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You're ready. Locked and loaded. Look at you. I know. You look dug out ready.

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People say I look weird in a hat. Do I look weird in a hat?

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I think it's just, I'm so used to seeing your hair, and now you don't see any of it.

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Wait, do I look like?

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And you got your hat pulled all the way down. What about this? Like to your eyebrows. No, please do not wear your hat like that. You look like a eyebrow.

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Hold on. Look at this. Hey. Come on. Look at this.

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You look like you know how to have a good time, don't you? Do I look like a party guy? Good time.

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I don't like wearing hats, because you know what? I'm afraid I'm going to go bald. That's not true. Oh, that is a thing for him. Yeah, you're going to go bald because you wear a hat all the time. That's not true.

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It would have happened already. I live in a hat.

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Look at baseball players. Majority of baseball. Have you seen Justin Verlander lately? No. Oh, he's got like three strands on his head. No. He's got a big old bald spot.

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What about Alex Rodriguez?

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You know what? A-Rod. He's got hair. No, can I tell you something about him? A-Rod stopped wearing hats a lot. Excuse me.

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Jesus. Jesus. When you would see him. Is that an egg bite? No, when you. Yes, it is.

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When you would see A-Rod as he was in the dugout, he always took his hat off.

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Ah, so that's the key.

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Do people believe that to be true? Because I believe it to be true.

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People have told me that, like, bro, you got to stop wearing hats. You're going to start to lose your hair. And I'm like, I don't think it works like that.

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I don't want, like, if I'm going to lose my hair, I want to lose my hair because of my Ozempic. I don't want to lose my hair because of my hair.

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Is that Ozempic? Does that cause hair loss?

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They're calling it now. Yeah, they're calling it Ozempic hair that you lose. Because what happens is you're losing so much weight, I think you lose a lot of protein.

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See, I feel like with drugs like that, you'll lose hair in places you really don't want to lose hair. Like, it wouldn't just be your head. It'd be, like, some random other place.

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You don't lose. That's the problem with when you lose hair. Have you ever seen a bald guy with his shirt off? He's got a big old frickin' bushy, you know, chest hair. Yeah, chest hair. Guarantee he's got hair on his butthole. But he doesn't have hair on his head. Actually, hold on. Let's go to the experts on this one. Lydia and Bianca, all the Chaldean men who go bald, do you know if they have hair everywhere else?

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Yes, they do indeed.

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Really?

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I've seen it. My family, my dad. And my butt crush.

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So, because Lydia's dad's still got a great head of hair. George's got great hair. Bianca, you're pops.

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He's got a few feathers left.

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He's got a couple.

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Feathers. That's all he's got.

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Ask your dad to send us a shirtless picture this morning. I want to see how much.

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I think I might got one low key.

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Does he have, like when your dad would get in the pool like at Disney when you guys did that family vacation, does dad have like hair on his shoulders and stuff?

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Oh, my God. He has hair everywhere else besides his head. Shoulder hair is crazy. But he looks like a big Santa Claus with no hair.

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It drives me crazy that I have, you know, I think fairly decent hair. there's a couple of spots that drive me crazy number one Chelsea says my nose hairs are out of control like she says it's disgusting to a point where she looks over at me and she can see the nose hairs literally down to my mustache

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touching my mustache does she ever reach over and just yank one because I do that to Wes sometimes

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I used to ask her to do that for me and now she's at a point where she just finds it like you got to trim your nose hairs and it's bad if I could like eliminate hair shoulder hair like get a little bit of shoulder hair like drives you crazy and now my hair on my chest is at a point where it sticks through my shirt and it's dry that drives me crazy and i'm not talking about pushing out the top of it i'm talking about all of a sudden hairs will just come right out of my out of my chest strong hairs it's like you ready to break out of jail do you shave your chest because that to me i trim it

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okay so that's why and i think you think that's because it makes them straight yeah and so they They got nowhere to go except out. They're like nipples.

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I am one of those people there where, and this is something that's interesting. Like, as far as vanity is concerned, you saw I went and got Botox last week. I do not want to go bald.

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You look like Mr. Incredible. What do you mean? I don't know. It's just like, I feel like I could throw a diamond at your forehead and it'd come right back to me.

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No, it hasn't even set yet.

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Wait, do you think it's gotten to that point? I feel like it's tabletop. It takes a few weeks.

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I do not want to go bald, though. Like, I seriously do not. Like, that's the one thing that I'm, like, at a point.

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But let me tell you something. Have you seen the pictures of Tim McGraw without the cowboy hat that have been going around in the past week? He looks so good.

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Do you know how bad my head is, though, Shannon? I have, like, a head that looks like a deformed cantaloupe.

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Look at the picture of Kaji said to her daddy, dog. The water make you look crazy.

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That's a horrible photo. The water make you look crazy.

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That is horrible. It was behind his dad. Look at that.

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Oh, my God. It looks like he swallowed an exercise ball.

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Does he know that you sent this? No, he does.

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Oh, my God, poor guy. Delete.

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Okay, but wait.

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Zoom in on his head. You can literally count the stress.

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Your dad is sexy as hell.

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Your poor dad. He's so kidding. It looked like vagina hair. Your dad. Your dad is. What did you just say? It looks like the top of a vagina here. I don't know what vaginas you've been looking at. I was saying, you know what they say? They just do like the top sometimes, the landing strip. That's what it looks like.

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Your dad is a sexy as hell, man. I'm telling you.

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Oh, for sure. That is a good looking guy. This picture is great. Am I saying that by my dad?

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Does it blow you away that your dad was able to pull your mom? Because she is a gorgeous woman.

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Oh, yeah, for sure. But it's all true love and the green card, of course. No.

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I will say this about your parents and this is honestly something that I get I get their same relationship like Chelsea and I's relationship where you see them together and you go God they must love each other you know what I mean

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I like your dad he was cool people when we met him at the

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live show because well the thing is your mom your and I'm not saying that Chelsea's high maintenance and I'm not saying your mom's high maintenance but we got we got standards that we got to put up with like I talked about this yesterday at the same time it's tough because you sit there and you go god damn i gotta look uh you know i gotta try to make sure i look better you

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know i don't think he has that same mentality as you i just think as long as he takes no i think as long as he takes care of my mom and me and my brother that's all he cares about can i tell you

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though i guarantee you though deep down inside as a guy like you have a little bit of vanity and stuff you know what i mean so i'm sure he puts cologne on does he wear oh yeah obsession calvin Cline. That's his really obsession. I love it. Yep. And he dresses nice, too. I've always seen your dad. Your dad looks good. Good people. Oh, yeah.

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He gets it for my Jiddu. My Jiddu, my grandpa, he wears a suit everywhere he goes. It's so cute. This picture. The picture's so bad. It's the water that makes it like this.

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When he let us post this picture, because my

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Can I tell you, with the effects of this picture, I would take my pants down to see what my dick looked like. You know what I mean? It's like what a fisheye Liz is. I'd look like a porn star. Tell your dad to go back in that water.

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