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slash erp all right it is mojo in the morning uh went out this weekend got a shout out uh dr reynolds reynolds orthodontics had a great time hanging out with dr reynolds we went to the pistons game that guy's got some great seats yeah it was good to see you in the building man it was my first pistons game of the year and a lot of people recognize you it was fun walking around hugging that was cool it was good to see what zach talked about last week with Kevin is so true. And Shannon, you should go see him at a game. I know you see him in person, like you guys were at the auto show and stuff. This guy, he owns that stadium. I know. People love him.

I want to take Smith to a game really bad.

It's awesome.

It's a great night.

Well, if you want to go to a game, go with Dr. Reynolds and then field phone calls from people for the next, like, you know, 17 hours or so. That's what it's been like for me. I want to throw this out there. I am nobody's Bumble Hinge Tinder, okay? So we took a picture. We posted it up on our Instagram, Facebook. You can see it from this weekend if you don't know what Dr. Reynolds looks like. And now I've been getting calls from everybody asking me about the hot guy that I took a picture with and is he single and can I give them their phone number and do all this stuff. Have you ever had this happen to you? have you ever been in a picture with somebody or you're out with a friend and then everybody wants to meet your friend that's what it was like in dr reynolds by the way i gotta tell you something very nice guy you know great guy people were asking me and they're like hey um is he single and i go well i think so i think he's you know he's how do you even know from that picture wait could you see his hand no but people saw how they saw i don't care everybody kept all the girls all the girls that saw him uh there was like five or six including somebody that uh that worked here um so they said they said who is the guy with the great chest i'm like what who's that i was sticking my belly in i'm like rolling that sucker in i'm like my man man teats are showing out you know but um and i'm like oh that's kevin they're like no i know kevin i'm like oh that's dr reynolds I think some of the comments actually say it, too. Oh, really?

Okay, this happened to me over the weekend.

Really?

So, Kev and I are at the charity preview for the auto show with our boss, Colleen, who looked like a dang knockout. Oh, she's beautiful. Okay? And our boss, Tony. If I got one more DM about Tony or comment. Really? Yes. I was like, the man is married to the most incredible woman, and he has three children. Yeah. But people would not stop asking me about Tony. One girl, actually, I need to screenshot it and send it to him. They were like, ooh, that Tony is a sexual deviant.

That's what it is. It was the tux.

The tux did it. No, he is not. Isn't that so funny?

He is a sexual deviant.

I'm like, this is weird fielding direct messages about my boss.

Well, it was weird. It was weird, too, because this is the part with Dr. Reynolds. I would never set this guy up. and the reason why I would never set them up, I'd be afraid that my friends would screw it up and I'd lose advertising. And I haven't gotten my Spark Clear aligners off yet. I'm going to date for an appointment at 2 o'clock. I'm going to tell you what, the last thing in the world I want to do is have somebody that's like a divorcee friend of ours go out there and go on a date with them.

them and mess something up late 10 months uh as wait has anybody has anybody ever had this happen to them where they saw somebody in a friend's picture and you didn't know how to hit up your friend to find out who that person was because you wanted to meet them emily what's going on hi hi what's up how are you good i'm doing great what's going on well um i called because i have

I had a huge crush on Kev. What's up?

What's your name again? Wait a second. Are you calling me because you want me to be his bumble?

Yeah. Oh, I see that. Good morning. How are you, Emily? I'm doing well. How are you? I'm doing well. Just DM me on Instagram if you can. Oh, jeez.

Kev knows. Emily, have you ever called us before and gone on the air with us? No. First time, long time? Hey, Emily's up. Yeah. I'm telling you, Kevin, when he starts going out there and, I mean, I know he's out there, but I don't know if he's had any, you know, lovemaking. Somebody's going to ask him to shout out his name and do the first time on the phone thing. I'll do it. I need to get you that little. Hey, if that's what she wants. DM me, I'm in there right now. Emily, Emily, what is it about this guy that makes you like him?

That's a good question.

Well, I just think he's got the nicest personality. All of his comments, I feel like I was thinking before he says them. Interesting.

By the way, what about his smile? Brought to you by Dr. Reynolds at Reynolds University.

Oh, that's funny. It's funny.

Nice to meet you, Emily. Do you ever get, even though you're a taken person, do you ever get bothered when people notice other people in the picture but don't ever show you? That's my thing. It's a jealousy.

You get bothered?

I get jealous. And I don't want anybody hitting. But it's like, I'm not chopped liver. What about me? You know what I mean? Like, I get this. Every time I take a picture with my wife, every time, all the comments are how beautiful she is.

Is that hard for you?

Like, am I that not attractive that you have to? Turn to Ray.

He pissed. I'm pissed. That's so tough. KP, we need to post a photo of just Mojo today and have people give him nice compliments.

Yay. No, here's the deal. No, no, no. Don't do that. Because I don't want to sound like Baguio. I want to. Post a photo of me, but then put blotches over everybody else's face. Put like, you know how they cover up people's faces with like the, they blur them out because they don't want them to be seen and stuff like that. That's what I want you to do.

No, post that same photo, but put his face on everybody's body.

Emily, why are you calling back? What's going on? Are you calling?

Well, I didn't. She really wants you, Kevin.

Emily called back a second time because she really wants to. Kevin wants you to hit him up in his DMs. Yeah, DM me.

Kev knows on Instagram. Kev knows, okay. I'm checking for it right now. How many hours in a

day are you DMing back and forth with girls? I don't know. Next caller. Kevin, by the way, text her here. 419 says, Kevin is fine as wine. I appreciate that, 419. Hit him up in his DM.

You know who else was fine as wine was his date at the

auto show. Yes, and shout out to the Look, boy, there's a reason why she was selection number one. She was incredible. Looked immaculate.

I heard, though, that you thought that she wasn't going to show up. Yeah, I thought, bro, I thought I got stood up.

So the situation was, I told her, I was like, it started at 5, ended at 10. I wasn't going to get there at 5. I was planning to get there around like 6 or 7. So in my mind, I'm like, okay, she don't live that far. This is what she told me. I'm like, come over to my crib. We're pregame. I only live like eight minutes from Huntington. And so if you go Uber black, Uber Excel, it don't even cost you that much money, but you still pull up looking sweet. So I'm like, babe, come to the crib pregame, got the alcohol, got the wine. Let's chill for a minute.

Is this the short version or the long version?

All right. So then she's like, she hit me up at like 530 or 6 and like, my hair is not dry. You might as well just go and then I'll meet you. In my mind, I'm like, okay, this sounds like some trash. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to get there at 6 or 7. It come about 6 o'clock. I still ain't heard from her. I'm like, I'm just about to go. i'm not wasting my time i get there meet shannon see tony they're like where your date at i'm like i'm getting stood up about 6 30 6 45 she called me she's like where you at i'm like i'm here where you she's like oh no you're all this type of stuff so she ubered and it was all good oh okay

all right so it's just i never saw shannon again i missed i texted you i'm like where did you go once your date showed up it was like bye bye kevin i'm out of here flow right i thought he'd come

over for flow right never saw you so this girl was looking so great i'll show you you were like i'm going we're gonna make this date be non-auto show related at this time i didn't i didn't see

one car that's always her couldn't tell you what's there really i said tony kelly do you guys see

kevin anybody see kevin nope you give her a little bit of time and be patient patience no i'm not i'm not looking to date i know but no but i'm saying but she said she needed a little bit of time you You didn't believe her. You thought that she was just lying.

I mean, I'm on my time right now Between God and myself Where the Spirit leading me is where I'm going

What time did you tell her to be ready?

I think I said like 5.30 or 6 But it was the, it's 5.30 or 6 My hair is getting dry, let's switch everything around I'll meet you there

That event is way early, isn't it? Isn't that thing, like they started way too early

So that is the one thing I said to Kev I'm like, it got to be like 9.45 And all of a sudden I looked around and I go, Wes Like, what's happening? Where did everybody go?

People leave and they go to dinner reservations

Okay, well, that's when I was ready to party. Start partying. Everybody leaves. And it was done.

All the restaurants downtown are packed with people. It is. It's like going to prom. It's like the opposite of prom where you go to dinner before prom and then you go to prom.

Auto prom.

Yeah, they do. Yeah, what's up, Lauren? Hi.

Hi, Mojo. How are you?

I'm great. What's going on, Lauren?

I just wanted to let you know that you are the sexiest, most handsome, most genuine, The most loving man that I have ever laid my eyes on.

Call me fine as wine. I want to be fine as wine.

Let me tell you why people don't leave comments under there with Chelsea, because we have so much respect for your wife that we can't hit on you and say the things that we want to do. Thank you.

I don't want to be hit on. No, no, no. It's not that I want to be hit on. No, but let me tell you. I don't want to be hit on. I just want people to stop hitting on everybody else. No, I'm just kidding.

But I don't think you understand how sexy you are.

Well, I am blessed. You like when I sing?

Mojo, you're cuter when you're quiet. Can you let me finish so I can tell you how goddamn hot you are? Oh, she's done.

Look at her. His nipples hard. Keep talking to him. This is my kind of girl. What's going on? Go ahead. Wait, is this Chelsea's sister? Who is this?

That Mojo video where you're on TikTok and you're like, Mojo, in the morning. I can't even tell you what I have played for that. You have to understand. All right.

All right, I got to go. This is making me feel uncomfortable now. I appreciate you, Lauren. DM him. No, don't. I like when she says, can you shut up your mouth? I saw you. I was like, holy cow.

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