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Mojo is Tired, Sore, and Thirsty!
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo is Tired, Sore, and Thirsty!

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5, 4, 3, 2 1 Ignition sequence start

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Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

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All right, are you ready?

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You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

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It's showtime!

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We'll be right back. Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. It is good to have you guys here with us. We're giving you a chance to win Morgan Wallen tickets all morning. I'll explain that contest in just moments. So we'll talk about that. But also, your chance to go to see Drake Post Malone at Sharon. And we've got War of the Roses this morning here on the show. So that's coming up. The phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. If you got something interesting to say and you say it through text, do us a favor and pick up your phone if we try to call you because we may actually ask you to say it to us personally. And we are all here today. It's myself, Mojo, along with Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev, KP, Lydia, Zach, a.k.a. Misfit Steve. The podcast yesterday, I realized this, whenever we're out on location, we got to figure out something for Zach does all the podcasting. Yesterday, he actually did like triple duty because he was running the controls and he had to do podcasting and do all this stuff. um we podcast as the show goes on well it's hard for zach to podcast while the show's going on when he's the one running the show you know what i mean so it's just very difficult so uh i had to make a mental note yesterday as i was driving home and i was uh reading at stoplights before today's uh or tomorrow's big law of uh looking at your phone um comments from

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listeners going, where's the podcast? Where's the podcast? There's a lot of people that are

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Thank you.

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commenting. And thank you to Sean Strife, by the way, for answering the listeners about the fact that Zach works his butt off. But he ended up getting them off. But today it's back to normal where you'll get the podcast as the show's going on. So you'll actually hear the stuff on the air and then right after stuff goes on the air, you'll probably get an alert to your podcast or to your phone about a podcast update. And so that will happen. Oh my God, guys. First off, thank you guys, everybody for coming out to the Rocket Mortgage Classic Pro-Am thing yesterday, that golfing thing that we did. And thank you to the listeners who didn't come out, but put up with the craziness of our live broadcast. Yesterday was actually, it got good. Like I know the break that happened at this time of the morning it might actually keep me from ever getting a job in New York City I'm not going to use that on a demo tape because that might have been the worst but it got better fast and honestly the energy was fun and with the goofiness was fun somebody actually came up to me that I saw later that day and said were you guys drinking and I said we weren't drinking until like the end of the show actually you know um we bought i you know bought a round and i didn't get a drink mike but thank you that's okay i won't bother you with this the funny part is you bought the drinks but um uh which people were asking like hey what kind of drinks did they have on the uh on the course they had a lot of really good drinks they were very good but everybody thought we were drunk because the the excitement level of what it was like it was so weird we were where we were broadcasting was literally overlooking a hole of the golf course

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where we're supposed to be like quiet we were so loud oh i don't think we could add a better

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location it was great it was honestly i uh later went in and actually kp was with me kp how bad

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was the location that wjr was at i mean i don't want to make them feel awful but it was kind of awful oh my god it was probably perfect for them could they hear the porter bodies flush i mean to be fair they did have first dibs at the snack line so like the media snacks so that was a

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perk but you couldn't really see much of what was happening yeah so uh i got done you ready for this you guys you know how tired we all were after that broadcast was over with i had to go golf uh the 18 hole charity pro-am thing i didn't tee off until 1 15 no i did not get home last night until about eight o'clock holy cow it was exhausting I sent you guys my steps as I was on my way home and it said 18,000 I went and looked at my steps to show Chelsea and because Chelsea and I always talk about like the steps and she's like you got to get more steps you got to get more steps because if you looked at my steps from Monday and Tuesday I had 3,000 steps on Monday and I had 4,000 steps And then I sent you guys the screenshot Of what was 18,000 plus steps I had almost 25,000 steps yesterday

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See the thing that makes me excited about that Is that I would go home and be like I can eat whatever I want Because nothing counts

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I was so exhausted I couldn't eat So I was so exhausted And I had such a hard time With the fact that I probably didn't drink enough water And I didn't drink anything on the course Because you're walking the course You have no cart that you can put your bottles in And all that stuff so you're carrying everything that you got and um i i drank is i tried to like chug water like when we were we'd stop at you know before we were going to tee off on a hole and i got home and i had the worst charlie horses i mean they were so bad have you ever had one of those before yeah i've seen some sleep i was like looking for bananas in my house to eat to try to get some potassium and i was looking chelsea actually gave me this spray to put on my body that oh man it's See, it's really a good thing then that you didn't have that drink because I feel like that drink would have tired you out even more. Yeah. Oh, you're such a sweetheart. I was just thinking about you. But then I have this one to talk about as far as drinks are concerned. Tell me what your guys' thoughts are on this. I got into my car after the thing was all over with, put the golf clubs in the back, and Luke and I were driving home. and I was so thirsty I needed something to drink and I didn't want to stop off at a gas station or wherever to go buy water because I just wanted to get home so I looked in the back of my car and I have like 8,000 either empty bottles or sometimes partially full bottles of water because I drink a lot of bottled water I'm like the epitome of why the planet is in peril right now and that's why I'm not throwing them out Because I leave them in my car It doesn't affect anything You know, you get in my car Your feet go It's a landfill Yeah, you're like going around So I reach in the back And I start pulling bottles that are empty And throwing them way back

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back and then pulling bottles that had some in there if you leave a bottle in your car a water bottle in your car and it's been in your car for a period of time and i'm going to tell you that i think that this water bottle that i first picked up might have been in my car for over a month can you drink that water or can you not drink that water not when it's been hot why not no

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because because of the plastic no you're not you're not even supposed to drink it because something about the plastic heating up, right?

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See, I drank it, and it tasted great. Luke thought the same thing about the plastic, but I said, if it's bad, it will evaporate. It's water.

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No, water goes stale, too. I can't believe you drank stale water.

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How does water go stale? Come on.

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I think we've all woken up at, like, 4 o'clock in the morning with a glass of water next to our bed, and you drink it,

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and you go, tastes weird. See, but look.

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That's water that went stale.

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See, that situation and Mojo's situation, I call it desert mouth. It's to the point where you literally don't care how it tastes you're just thirsty yeah oh my god don't do that man i just had a big glass of water

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i'm sorry but you're right desert mouth is the worst like you feel like honestly like i know like i i could not laugh oh just give me something then i'm drinking i'm down in it and i it let me say this to you there are some people that drink hot water for their throats if they have sore throats i don't care i'm chugging this water and it's it's been in my car since we parked at five o'clock in the morning i mean it was oh i was like oh this is so good i feel hydrated right now

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i always dump it out like really i know it's been in there for a couple of days in the sun and my car has been hot i just dump it out how about this how about if you have a coffee in

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your car and your coffee started off as a cold brew but turns into a hot coffee i actually will drink that coffee oh if i want if i need a boost of energy yeah you know how much money i spend on that Starbucks coffee? No, I'm with you on that one. That was a couple bucks. I'm telling you. And you know what? I don't care if you... You might be a smart person, one of those people that go to the college or something.

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Go to the college.

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The college. But I'm telling you, I think I'm fine with it. What's going on, Kathy? How you doing?

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Hi, good morning, everyone.

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Hey, good morning. What's happening?

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Oh, I wanted to call in and say, you guys were hilarious yesterday.

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Really?

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It was fun. Did you enjoy... Go ahead.

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You enjoyed the show?

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I did. I could feel just everybody just seemed to be having a blast. And you could just feel it.

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It's so much different when we're all in the same room. It's so... Yeah, it is. It's better in a very good way. Yeah, it's like everybody's, like, having a good time. They're smiling. They're having fun. Like, they're celebrities that we don't really even know who they are, but we figured, what the hell?

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You guys were cracking me up.

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Yeah. The lady that was on When I was doing the topic about People that talk on their speakers And then we look around and there's a lady on the court Talking to the court on the speakers It was so visual But if that was on video, that thing would have been Like really funny

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Well

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We had some good energy yesterday It was good, it was fun And it was also, honestly, I know that they were talking about The smokes from the Canadian fires And stuff, which by the way If you look at the pictures of ours That's not the smoke that's there That's the filter that KP is obsessed with

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I was dying last night

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Yeah, somebody reached out to me And was like, man, it looks like it's snowing there

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This filter First of all, she filters this thing And the problem with it is It makes us all look very old in the filter Makes you look old I am old But you know what makes me look older than I am I mean, I think it's pretty great

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I think it's pretty fire

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You like it because it makes your skin look so milky.

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You mess up the feed with your post, too. Sometimes, Mojo, you'll post it, and you don't put the filter, and it messes up my aesthetic.

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Oh, my God. Aesthetic. I posted Luke and I's picture yesterday, and you see that next to this picture, and it's like, oh, my God, they actually look healthy. What's up, Nikki? How you doing?

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Not bad. How are y'all?

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Good. What's happening? What do you do? Do you drink that water or not?

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No, I don't. I don't even give it to my dogs. Really? Yeah, like think of a puddle when it's fresh and the rain just fell. And think of a puddle after it's stagnant. It's been sitting in the sun for a while.

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Okay, I've never really thought of a puddle. I'll have to look next time I see a puddle and take a look at it. So you're telling me that you can't drink, my dogs would drink the puddle if they saw it.

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They would. It's not a good thing, but they would. You can get Giardia, all kinds of nasty things. Wait, what did you say you get? Giardia. What's Jardia? Isn't that a chocolate? Jardia is a parasite that makes you have diarrhea. Bad diarrhea. Oh, my God. And your dog can get it, and you can get it. And it's zoonotic, so you can pass it back and forth.

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Wow.

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That's a big word. That's a big word.

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I talked about the people. I work with dogs, so.

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The college people are listening. What's going on? How are you doing, Tina?

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Hey, Mojo. How are you doing?

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Doing great. What's happening?

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Good morning. Megan and Kev, hello. Yo, Mojo. Well, I had to call in and tell you, Mojo. So you don't know this, but I'm an engineer in the petrochemical industry. I love it. So it is totally fine for you to drink that. Really?

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Really? 100%. So it's just like an old wives' tale that the plastic is bad or the water is bad for you after the plastic's been baking in the sun?

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It is old wives' tale, new wives' tale. I will tell you why. Because it is a type of polyethylene. It's P-E-T-E, polyethyl tetraethylene, and it is inert. So that means it can't react with anything. It's inert. You can have anything in that bottle and you can drink it. It's not a puddle. It doesn't have dirt in it. It's like purified water. It's in there. It doesn't matter if it's hot. It doesn't matter if it's cold. You can drink it. It's totally fine. This is amazing.

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Honestly, I learned something today.

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That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

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My family started working in the plastics industry, and they started talking like this, too. I'm just saying it sounds like corporate talk. Wait, is this corporate talk or has the plastic rubbed off?

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I don't know. Listen, I'm going to tell you, when we're breathing in the pollutants from Canada right now, I'll take the water that's in my car. All right?

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I'm sorry for the rest of my country, but I'm in Louisiana now, so I had no part in that.

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Thank you, Tina, by the way. I appreciate you. I know. Did you hear that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my country. I love you, Tina.

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I love you guys. Love you, Mojo.

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