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Mojo is Way Too Jealous
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Mojo is Way Too Jealous

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I hate bringing up anything that makes me look bad. So I don't bring this up and take it anything lightly. But one of Chelsea's friends told me that I was being very unattractive because I was very jealous of Chelsea, of a guy with Chelsea. okay i get jealous when guys hit on my wife chelsea as much as i love it i'm a jealous person and my wife is looking the finest that she probably has ever looked right now okay chelsea she is like she's getting ready for a big birthday she's taking care of herself uh she's you know uh got no stress in her life because she's got me as her husband why does she need stress right and will you call up chelsea i don't know if she'll make an appearance on the show but she she may or may not this might be have to be a podcast uh topic though because of for the weekend podcast that yeah then then she can swear and say stuff but um she just recently went back to her uh her hometown of tucson arizona to go celebrate her friend's uh 50th birthday and happy birthday to jenny who's the reason why chelsea and i are together because it was jenny who was dating kid marconi who was my roommate when i was uh doing uh night dj stuff and he was the guy that came on after me at 10 o'clock at night and kid met jenny at a party and next thing you know they started dating and now chelsea and i are happily uh parents of three boys and been and you know been married for a little bit well i still even after being married to her for as long as i've been married to her i still for some reason get jealous when she's around people that she grew up with especially i think some of the guys that she grew up with chelsea are you there

00:04:23 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 1:

i am not doing this come on if you are bringing up names i'm not doing i will not bring up names

00:04:32 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 4:

we are we are over that we're not bringing up a name i'm not going to say a name but leah said something the other day when she was with you she said that I am very unattractive to you that you're unattractive to me when I am jealous when I show my jealous side does it make me look less

00:04:50 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 1:

attractive it's just old it's just old it's getting old why is it old Chelsea I first off I don't know

00:04:56 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

if you heard me where I know Lydia was calling

00:05:00 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 2:

on you but are you listening to the show this morning at all or no okay you're listening to joe probably the joe show she chooses her son show over this show i'm not listening to anything i'm tired because i just got back into town okay chelsea was just back in tucson visiting her friends and she was with all her high school friends and by the way i have to ask you a question did you look so much better than any of those girls that you went to high school with because you look seriously you don't even you look like you could still be in high school right

00:05:27 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 3:

now he's buttering you up because he really wants this story yeah no i'm not playing this game i'm

00:05:33 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 2:

not trying to butter you up for the story but i want to ask this question to the listeners what makes your spouse unattractive because there actually is a story that i read because i googled this does it make you look unattractive when you show your jealousy side and you should see these stories that popped up it's like i left my spouse because he was always jealous he was a jealous person i left all this i'm like oh jesus now i'm gonna be in trouble but um but i want to know what what you put out in the universe what i'm not putting it what do you oh so i'm putting it because i'm putting this out in the universe it potentially could happen maybe what are you doing

00:06:15 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 4:

to me i'm locking you up and putting you in the basement stop i'm not it's so it really is annoying because it's like over 30 years ago and it's something that you still talk about.

00:06:29 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

Oh, so this is something from the past. This isn't something that just happened in Tucson.

00:06:34 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

It's her last boyfriend that she had.

00:06:36 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

Oh, God help me. The guy that, we've said his name before. I'm not going to say it.

00:06:39 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 2:

Don't say it. She doesn't want to say it.

00:06:40 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

I know, I know, I know.

00:06:41 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 2:

But she invited him to our own wedding. I had to deal with the guy coming to my wedding, for God's sakes.

00:06:47 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 4:

We are really good friends. And if you've got to get, just please, I'm begging you for the sake of our marriage you've got to move past this and stop bringing it up. I've moved past it I'm moving. I cannot do it anymore

00:07:00 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

I'm comfortable talking about it on the radio

00:07:03 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 4:

I'm talking about something fun don't call me about this. No

00:07:06 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 2:

what do you want to talk about that's fun? Did you have fun in Arizona? Was it fun

00:07:11 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 4:

being back? I did. I had a great time thank you for asking. How great was it

00:07:14 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 2:

seeing some of the people that you haven't seen in a long time?

00:07:17 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

It was great it was really good. It was good seeing my family it was good seeing friends It was good.

00:07:23 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 2:

Is there, by the way, honestly, because I look at this. I look at guys that I went to school with from high school, and I try to judge whether or not I'm better looking than them right now. Do you do that?

00:07:35 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 4:

I don't do that. I think everyone looked really good.

00:07:38 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Some people age terribly. I know. Horrible, right? You look like, damn, I graduated with you. Lord, what are you ever with? I know.

00:07:46 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 1:

89? Sometimes I think my skincare routine is bad, and then I see other people. I'm like, I'm good. Yeah.

00:07:51 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 2:

I saw a dude at a liquor store the other day. I didn't even recognize him. They used to say we were twins.

00:07:57 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 4:

I think for the age that we're turning this year, everyone looked really good.

00:08:02 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. No, I think you guys all look great. Jenny looks great, too, and happy birthday again to her. What's up, Emily? Are you there?

00:08:09 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 4:

Yes.

00:08:10 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 2:

Hi, Emily. Emily, do I look unattractive right now because I'm jealous?

00:08:16 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 5:

Well, okay, I don't know about you, But I just have to say, my boyfriend of 12 years and his family, they have, like, jealousy problems. And it is the most unattractive and annoying thing.

00:08:25 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 2:

Really? Explain. Like, what do you mean by that? What have they shown jealousy on?

00:08:31 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 5:

Well, it almost is hard to explain. You almost have to just be seeing it. Yeah. But they'll have tendencies where they feel like they're almost better than others. And it's so irritating. I mean, like, be happy for people. Be, you know what I mean?

00:08:43 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 2:

Oh, jealous over their success and money and things like that.

00:08:47 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 5:

Success, yes, yes. And it's very obvious, but I don't think it is to them. I don't think they know to do it.

00:08:52 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 2:

I don't get it. That does not make me jealous. Like seeing somebody that's more successful than me or seeing somebody that, you know, does, you know, actually, there's two things that make me jealous. Bobby Bones and all the success that he has and Chelsea's former high school classmate. Those are the only two people that make me jealous. She chose you. Yes. Chelsea, you chose me. You chose me.

00:09:20 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 4:

You make me want to run into a hole and choose nobody.

00:09:24 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

But what she said, though, that's what it is. It's not like you're jealous of a guy who paid her a compliment in a restaurant over the weekend. This has been going on for three decades. So it's been compounding. And she's probably told you hundreds of times, like, that was my past. You don't have to worry about this person.

00:09:44 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 2:

And I know, listen, I know she's good friends with him.

00:09:46 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 3:

Right.

00:09:47 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 2:

But she also said, you guys have so much in common. You guys should go golfing together. That's what she said to me. You guys should go golfing together because you guys both love golf. I'm like, oh, great. I got to spend four hours with the guy.

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 4:

He showed up in a golf outfit, and I died laughing.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 6:

That only if you were there.

00:10:03 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 3:

Who looks better in a golf outfit, me or him?

00:10:06 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 6:

What if you loved him?

00:10:07 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 3:

I probably would. Honestly, I think I would be good friends with him. Because I do remember when he came to our wedding. I thought he was actually, you know, very nice.

00:10:16 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 6:

He came to our wedding. He went to our kids' birthday parties. Like, it's just, it's enough. Enough. There's nothing there.

00:10:24 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 3:

Listen.

00:10:25 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 6:

Oh, no.

00:10:27 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 3:

All I was fearful was Chelsea was going to come back and go, I think we're going to retire and live back in Tucson. I'm like, of course we are. What's going on, Mary? Are you there?

00:10:37 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

Yes, I'm here, Mojo.

00:10:39 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 3:

Mary, say hello to my wife, Chelsea.

00:10:42 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Chelsea. I love you, honey. You're the best.

00:10:45 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 3:

Thank you. What about me? You know what the heck?

00:10:51 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 5:

Listen, Chelsea, listen. I'm from Canada, and I listen to the show every day, and I get a good laugh. And I'm coming out of Costco, and I'm laughing my butt off when Mojo said if he looked at other people from his past. Oh, my God. I can't stop laughing because you compare each other from your past. Do I look that old now? Am I that big now? You know, compared to, you know. Right. Our old age.

00:11:17 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. How are you looking compared to people from your past?

00:11:21 - 00:11:26 | Speaker 5:

You know what, Mojo? I think I still got it going on. I mean, I got it. Good for you. Yes.

00:11:26 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 3:

You can hear it in her voice. I love it, Mary. We love you, Mary.

00:11:31 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 5:

Thank you so much. But you know what? It's what it is and how you present yourself. It's not about, you know, looks or anything. It's how you feel.

00:11:40 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 3:

I know.

00:11:42 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 5:

Ian's trying to hear that.

00:11:43 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 3:

I got to pull my shoulders back. I got to get my chest out. I got to present myself better. I'm a slouch. What's up, Zach? How you doing?

00:11:52 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 4:

A little bit of a grouch. Hey, Mojo, I just called in to tell you, die on that hill, bro. Don't butch. Don't butch. I'll expect you, bro. Don't do it, man. There's something there. He's waiting for you to die.

00:12:08 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 3:

By the way, if I die in Chelsea, you end up with him. I will haunt you.

00:12:15 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, haunt her like ghosts. Be Patrick Swayze. Oh, my God.

00:12:21 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 3:

Maybe, wait a second, is this guy like the guy in the movie Ghost?

00:12:29 - 00:12:33 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, he'll have a part in your death, too. He's going to kill you.

00:12:33 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. I never thought about it. Do you guys all remember that movie Ghost?

00:12:37 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 4:

You've got to play Unchained Melody. Yeah.

00:12:39 - 00:12:41 | Speaker 3:

Isn't that the song? Wasn't it? It was something like that, wasn't it?

00:12:43 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:12:44 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 3:

Is that the right one? Chelsea, you understand this is getting, Chelsea, say hi to Zach. You didn't say hi to Zach.

00:12:50 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 6:

No, I'm not going to. Oh, my God.

00:12:54 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 4:

See? I was right.

00:12:56 - 00:13:01 | Speaker 3:

Come on. He was right. That's not nice, Chelsea. He's a listener. Did you ever listen to the We Don't Podcast ever?

00:13:02 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 4:

Of course I do, man. You guys get to swear and stuff.

00:13:07 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 3:

All right. I love you, buddy. Thank you, Zach. What's up, Avery? How you doing?

00:13:12 - 00:13:24 | Speaker 2:

Hey, I'm doing good. I just want to let you know that this is a red flag, and you just need to choose with you and just got to remember like hey you don't need to be jealous about it okay i know she's with

00:13:24 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 6:

me she's mine i i i own her i love the disappointed okays when somebody disagrees with you he goes okay okay okay all right thanks for calling thanks buddy bye-bye take care of yourself

00:13:39 - 00:13:56 | Speaker 3:

thank you randy no i appreciate it thank you chelsea My darling Oh my god, that scene from Ghost

00:13:56 - 00:13:58 | Speaker 1:

That's the best scene Isn't it the pottery scene?

00:13:58 - 00:14:03 | Speaker 3:

Where is Whoopi Goldberg? I want Whoopi Goldberg She was great in that movie She was

00:14:03 - 00:14:05 | Speaker 6:

Whoopi Goldberg is in that movie

00:14:05 - 00:14:10 | Speaker 3:

She was the lady that He jumped into her body, remember? He jumped into her body

00:14:10 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 1:

I've never seen this movie Oh my god, they're doing a remake

00:14:13 - 00:14:22 | Speaker 3:

All right, Chels, I love you so much. You know that. I'm very, very, very happy that you got to spend time with your friends. I think that's awesome. Do you not believe me?

00:14:22 - 00:14:23 | Speaker 6:

All right. Thank you.

00:14:24 - 00:14:26 | Speaker 3:

Are you going to be mad at Lydia for calling you?

00:14:27 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 6:

No, just you.

00:14:30 - 00:14:32 | Speaker 3:

Come on. All right, I'll talk to you later. I'll see you later today.

00:14:33 - 00:14:33 | Unknown:

All right, bye. Bye.

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