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Mojo is the Piggy Bank Robber
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo is the Piggy Bank Robber

from Mojo In The Morning

April 10, 2023 | 00:08:35 | Leisure

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information. I'm going to sound like Megan here right now. I am an awful person. I am a terrible, awful human being. I am the worst. I always love when Megan will set up one of her topics and she'll do it that way. And I go, oh my God, here she goes. And now what did she do? I just want

00:02:12 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 1:

to make sure if anybody new to the show listens in for the first time and hears me talk about the things i normally talk about you should know that i already know that i'm garbage well i'm competing

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with you as far as garbage is concerned today okay okay all right so i got busted stealing from my son and i don't know if any parents do this i don't know if any parents are like this luke if i said that luke i stole from luke's piggy bank he would first off not only kill me for the fact that I stole from him already, and he knows that, but that I called his thing that he has money in, his piggy bank. It's not a piggy bank. It's an – I want to go on record to say this. It's an old pair of Jordan Nike box. It keeps his cash in, which I feel bad giving that away because if anybody's ever in my house, they're going to go through and they'll see like an old pair of Air Force One box, you know, like the Nike box for that, and you're going to go in there and it's going to be like, you found grandma stashed. Rolled up bills, man. Right there. Dead presidents. Boom, boom, boom. Right in front of you.

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Does he save a lot of money? Does he save that?

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So Luke has been, so he's been door dashing. Okay. So that's been one of the things. He's 17 years old for those who don't know. And he is one of those that I don't know where he gets his money. Like, I have no clue. I know his grandma sends him cards and randomly they'll be like, you know 50 bucks or 20 bucks in there yeah like she's really you know generous to him but i also know that there are times where chelsea and i will give him money to go think to do things and we find out later that he did not go to any of the things that we told him you know here's the money for and he just stashed the cash yeah like like he'll say he's going to the movies with friends and then we'll find out that luke will convince his friends not to go to the movie and just hang out because he wants to save the money that we gave him to go to the movie it's kind of smart it's actually kind of interesting isn't it it's like his own little investment uh thing that he has going on so i needed cash and i needed a fast and i didn't want to go to an atm i was like you know running out of the house and i i needed to have like because the the place i was going to and i don't want to say uh what it is the dispensary nice doesn't accept you know it doesn't except credit cards there. And I don't want to use the ATM that's at the front of it because they charge like a ridiculous fee for using the ATM inside there. They really do. It's like stupid money.

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Is that like you can only use cash? Yes.

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Okay. Yeah. It's cash business.

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Can't put it in the federal bank.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I stole from my son so I can go get animals.

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And I feel horrible about it.

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I don't see anything wrong with this. I feel horrible. Well, because you're going to put the money back, yeah?

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Well, yeah. I wouldn't if I were you.

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Let's be honest. That kid's gone into your wallet.

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You have just surpassed me as the horrible person on the show.

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Well, okay, I'm going to be really honest. I take money from my dad all the time. Still? Yes, of course I do. I know where his money's stashed in his house. Like, this is bad. This is so bad. well I guess it's not really there anymore because he's moved so much stuff out but when I go to like put his garbage can away like if he's traveling I'll take his garbage can and put it away for him because I'm a good daughter but while I'm there I might stop by his piggy bank and reward myself for doing something nice. Oh my god that is so funny. I also know where his like huge thing of quarters is and when I live downtown I go to park downtown a lot too in random places Oh, that man paid for my parking for a year.

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Yeah. Nice guy. I don't see anything wrong with it. He gives to you and you're still taking from him. You're still stealing from him.

00:06:07 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 1:

But you best believe if my dad needed cash for something and my purse was on the table, I would expect him to go in and grab cash out of my wallet. Yeah.

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All right. I want to ask this question because I just Googled right now parents taking from their kids piggy banks. Did those old PSAs pop up?

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Those old like, this is your brain. This is your brain. With a fried egg Yeah and it's a dad stealing money from his kid To get edibles

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Listen to this 46% of parents say that they have Taken money from their kids Piggy banks or savings accounts And never told them about it

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See I always get found out When I do it Yeah cause Luz has these three jars On her dresser and one says save One says spend One says share And everything in the spend is already gone because girlfriend spends it at Target. So she, like, keeps a very close eye on the other two. And it's mostly change. So she sees, you know, bills are missing. Yeah. Then she outs me on it. She knows it's me. And her new rule is, and she's smart, I pay her back double.

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All right, interest.

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I have to pay interest on it. So if I take five bucks, gotta give it 10.

00:07:22 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 6:

That's her ATM fee. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 I want like legit I want you to call out your parents right now That stole from you Did your parents ever steal from your piggy bank And you found out later Or are you a parent that's willing to admit That you take from Your child's Either piggy bank Or in Luke's case His shoe box

00:07:49 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 2:

When I was a kid And it was obviously it wasn't legal back then. But my mom found my weed stash in one of my dresser drawers and took it and kept it for herself. Oh, but I couldn't say anything because I would get in trouble if I said, hey, did you take my weed? And I found out years later, like graduating high school, she's like, she's like, you know, that weed stash. And I was like, you took it, didn't you? And she's like, yeah, I took it. I 100 percent took it and smoked it.

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Yeah. As a parent, you could do that. You can confiscate, and nobody will ever complain about it because you're not supposed to have it. What's up, Amber?

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Hi.

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How you doing? Are you willing to admit it, you horrible parent, you?

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I am. I take my 8-year-old crayon bank all the time.

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Crayon bank. How much money is in that crayon bank?

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The kid probably has over $100.

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Yeah. And do you return the money, or do you forget sometimes to do so?

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It's 50-50. If I have extra money laying around, I'll put a little bit in there. But he don't notice. Anyway, so I figure what to compensate.

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So you feel like if you're spending the money on him, then you're not as guilty, right?

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Exactly. I can borrow a little bit back.

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Oh, good job, Mom. Hey, what's up, Katie?

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Okay So I took money from my four-year-old Because I didn't have any cash And my eight-year-old lost the tooth So I took money out of my four-year-old's piggy bank To pay my eight-year-old

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So little did your child know They were the tooth fairy that day

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Correct

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Oh, mom That's all right We'll forgive you for this one, okay

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All right

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Bye What's up, Linda?

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good morning i'm telling you i'm a horrible mother my son i was just taking maybe five or ten dollars from his little stash and i was doing this like maybe once a week

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I didn't know the little guy had $500. What?

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My man.

00:10:04 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. Did you get busted? He started crying. He was crying. He came to me crying saying that somebody took his money.

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And we know who it was. By the way. Yeah, but. Your kid. I told him it was his brother and sister.

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I told him it was his brother and sister.

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