all right it's a mojo in the morning show uh your home of the phone scams the war of the roses in the dirty under 30 it's mojo in the morning i have the hardest time buying christmas gifts for one person and one person only. My wife, Chelsea. Chelsea and I have been married for, gosh, 25 plus years. And we've been together for 27 plus years. And in all the times that we have been together, I have never been able to buy her a Christmas gift that was... She hasn't returned. Well, no. No, she's returned a lot of them. She has. Not that she hasn't returned. Sorry, I didn't mean to make that statement. No, but you're right in certain responses because I've bought the wrong size. I've bought the wrong idea, the wrong color. I mean, I've tried, and I'm not a good gift buyer because my problem is I wait until the very last minute, and then I'm ended up picking from whatever the scraps are that are left. So I said to Chelsea that we should do something that our kids and a lot of kids do. Why do we not write adult Santa Christmas letters for our gifts? Like, why is it that my kids can, and I shared with you guys my kids' Christmas letters from over the years. Like, Luke and his briefcase full of $500,000 in fake money. Well, why is it that Chels and I don't, along with the kids, write out, like, this is what we want. And even to a point Remember when we were kids We would even go into the service merchandise Or the JCPenney's catalog And we would cut the pictures out