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Mojo wants Adult Santa Letters

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December 20, 2022 | 00:08:33 | Leisure

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all right it's a mojo in the morning show uh your home of the phone scams the war of the roses in the dirty under 30 it's mojo in the morning i have the hardest time buying christmas gifts for one person and one person only. My wife, Chelsea. Chelsea and I have been married for, gosh, 25 plus years. And we've been together for 27 plus years. And in all the times that we have been together, I have never been able to buy her a Christmas gift that was... She hasn't returned. Well, no. No, she's returned a lot of them. She has. Not that she hasn't returned. Sorry, I didn't mean to make that statement. No, but you're right in certain responses because I've bought the wrong size. I've bought the wrong idea, the wrong color. I mean, I've tried, and I'm not a good gift buyer because my problem is I wait until the very last minute, and then I'm ended up picking from whatever the scraps are that are left. So I said to Chelsea that we should do something that our kids and a lot of kids do. Why do we not write adult Santa Christmas letters for our gifts? Like, why is it that my kids can, and I shared with you guys my kids' Christmas letters from over the years. Like, Luke and his briefcase full of $500,000 in fake money. Well, why is it that Chels and I don't, along with the kids, write out, like, this is what we want. And even to a point Remember when we were kids We would even go into the service merchandise Or the JCPenney's catalog And we would cut the pictures out

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Or Toys R Us

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The big book And you'd put the pictures there Why do we not do this Are there any adult couples that do this Instead of just saying Here's what I want You put a list together Or a letter together to each other Of this is what you want Your Christmas 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I think that this would get rid of a lot of the stress that people have.

00:04:42 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Well, because even, like, it doesn't mean you want everything on there. It's just, like, giving you ideas, you know? Honestly, our friends at Lucido Fine Jewelry, they do this. They do? I'm giving them a little plug here, too. But you can go in, like, guys, tell your girl to go in, and you can, like, create a list that they keep there.

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

With, like, all sorts of ideas, and then your husband or your boyfriend or your girlfriend, wife, whatever, can go in and have a bunch of ideas of stuff that they know that you like.

00:05:09 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

Is it insulting to your spouse if you have to ask for a list? Does it say, I don't know anything about you, and I'm not sure what you'd like? That's what I wonder.

00:05:17 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 2:

I wonder if people would take that as an insult. It goes both ways to me there, because it's like, yes, I totally could see that part of it, but it's also helpful in that, like, you're getting... You're getting exactly what they want. You know it's a home run, you know what I mean?

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Laura, you guys do this?

00:05:33 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

We do. So my daughter, we actually started this year. So my daughter brought home a Christmas list from school, but it says, like, are you a boy? Like, dear Santa, I'm a, like, boy or girl. And then it says, are you naughty or nice? And then she brought it home, and my husband's like, we should do this. And I was like, we should. So now we do this. Like, I made up this little cute thing on the computer, and you have to check if you're a boy or a girl. It's just funny.

00:05:58 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 4:

So your husband and you put it together, do you guys have some cool things on the list?

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Yeah, I'm already done with him, but it's everything on his list. But he had no idea what to do.

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That's what I think. I think this helps guys out more than it helps girls out.

00:06:14 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 5:

You said that about your wife, and he's like, you are literally the only person I struggle with. Like my kids, I have to tell him, we have enough.

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Yeah.

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Time to equal them out.

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I know. It's so tough. You guys are tough to buy for. How do you buy for perfection? Thank you. Carrie, what's going on? Hey, Mojo. Hey, what's going on? Do you guys do a list?

00:06:37 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 7:

No, but I was just saying this the other day. I totally need to do that because I had all these things I wanted to get for my birthday, and my mom said she was getting me something that was awesome. She was so excited about it. And I was like, yes, I bet it's like a new toolbox for my job or something. She got me a giant case of toilet paper And the box says What the crap on the outside And I was like that's exactly what I was thinking

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You know what though You're going to need it

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Yeah I mean it's useful It's useful She loves to get me practical things And I love that about her But it was just like what the crap

00:07:14 - 00:07:20 | Speaker 4:

Yeah that's actually kind of funny though She got you a big giant case of toilet paper Bobby what's happening

00:07:20 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 6:

hi how are you we're good what's going on good um so for christmas when i was a kid my parents you know with all the toys r us catalogs they always had a circle what we wanted so when i got into my relationship six years ago with my boyfriend we kind of followed that same thing and we started making like scrapbooks um when we get you know the adult catalogs now with all the

00:07:43 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

kitchen stuff and all of that so so we make little scrapbooks the scrapbooks go for all year round

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right not just christmas time correct all year round and we save for like the next year so we have ideas if we weren't able to get it all yeah that's very organized that actually is awesome i

00:08:02 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 8:

love that erin hi hey good morning hey good morning what's going on so i want a lot of things all the

00:08:12 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

time so amazon allows you to create a wishlist and dump things into your wishlist and then you can share it with other people so they know exactly what you want you know what the wishlist

00:08:22 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 4:

thing though to me is not as fun as doing the old-fashioned sitting down on a piece of paper

00:08:28 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 3:

that just seems too high-tech then it's even less personal yeah i love it i mean i like the idea of

00:08:35 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 4:

like getting actually the the pictures and like my kids it was so funny i was looking at christmas letters from them they put the links to buy it like you know written down on or typed up on a piece of paper you know and they hand it to their mom and the funniest is the boys are real kiss asses yeah they will actually put like christmas border around theirs and they'll like try to make

00:08:56 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 8:

it all like look what's going on leah i made a powerpoint slide i put photos i put price i put the link i put promo codes for some of the items like during black friday and all of that and i I emailed it out to my boyfriend and to my mom, and I said, do with it what you will, but here's everything I would want because I'm just very organized, and I feel like if you want to get someone something, you want to get them something they like. So it just makes life easier.

00:09:21 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Yeah. Seriously, that's a great point. You want to get somebody something? You want to get them something that they like, and it's something not that I like, as Chelsea has told me before.

00:09:35 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 1:

Dear Santa, I was good this year. Well, most of the year. Well, once in a while. Hell, never mind. I'll buy my own presents.

00:09:45 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 7:

Merry Christmas. From Mojo in the morning.

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