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Mojo was the Pity Invite
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo was the Pity Invite

from Mojo In The Morning

December 27, 2022 | 00:09:59 | Leisure

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Past weekend, I was a pity invite for our boss, Scott Sands.

00:02:31 - 00:02:32 | Speaker 7:

Oh, really?

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Yes, the legendary Scott Sands.

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Oh, no.

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So I ended up texting with him, and it was a real quick, you know, brief text about, you know, a couple things. And then this is at 4.32 in the evening. And now, for those that don't know, a little behind-the-scenes stuff, Scott runs our Toledo properties as well as, I think he's got like a bunch of regional areas.

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, he has most of Ohio, but he's my boss directly.

00:03:05 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 5:

He's your direct boss. Right. He's my pretend boss.

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Exactly. And good friend. That is perfect.

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So, this is 432, all right? 432 Toledo and West Bloomfield time, which is where I live. And it says, what are you doing for dinner? A bunch of us guys are going to an old mob steak joint just over the Michigan line at 7 o'clock called Angelo's Northwood Villa. And I text back thinking to myself, wait, 432, 7 o'clock dinner.

00:03:40 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 6:

You live an hour away.

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It would take me like over an hour to get there, you know, maybe with traffic and stuff like an hour and 15. I go, well, I'm going to a movie. I was. I already had plans to go to a movie, but Scott and I have been talking about grabbing dinner here soon, and he keeps wanting to take me to this place where he's got his own little cigar locker. Yeah. What's it called?

00:04:01 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 6:

The Third Street Lounge?

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Yeah, Third Street Cigar.

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Yeah. He goes there all the time, and I think he's really excited about the fact that he actually has a locker there with his name on it.

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It's a cool place, if I'm being honest.

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Is it?

00:04:13 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 7:

I got my own card there, yes. It's a very cool place.

00:04:17 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 5:

Wait, you have your own, like...

00:04:19 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, it's like the club. It's a club.

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Oh.

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But you can have 24-hour access to it if you're a card member. You know what I'm saying? Oh, good for you. Not everybody can let themselves in, but some people can.

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Wait, how do they give you a key to the place?

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I have a key to the place, yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, now we know what he wants.

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Wait, why do we not have, you know, like after-hours parties there?

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Okay, so this place is in a city called Waterville, Ohio, which is a very, very cute and very small town. But we call it the Waterville office because we work from there so much. Oh, really?

00:05:00 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 3:

here at the building yeah that's funny well well have you ever been to the steak place that he was talking about this angel i'm a little bit jealous no i haven't so angelo's northwood villa and he so okay so here's here's my my thing okay my the thought is okay 4 30 almost five o'clock dinner's gonna be at seven i guess technically i could have made it you know if i really hustled But was I a pity invite? Was it kind of like, all right, I'm going to throw this out there. I know he's not going to come.

00:05:32 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if I would call it a pity invite as much as I would a last minute.

00:05:36 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 2:

You were a drive-by invite. You just caught it because you happened to be in the text.

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Do you think he had a table for like six and one guy dropped out at the last minute?

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It's like, well, you've heard about people doing that with weddings, right? Where they invite everybody they want to come. And then as the no RSVPs start coming in, they add people on. and you'll get an invite like a month before somebody's wedding. You know. You were on the D-list.

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Oh my god.

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As much as I hate to defend the guy, I really, because I love him, but I also hate him. He is a last minute inviter to everything. He is? Oh yeah. There will be times where I'll be coming back from an event at 7.30 and he's leaving and he goes, you want to go get dinner right now? No. No. Going home.

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So it's like So it's never the case that he ever has forethought.

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Oh, my God. If that man could plan, he'd probably get stuff done.

00:06:33 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 2:

Well, you said you keep talking about going to this third cigar place. Neither of you have actually said the following sentence. Why don't we plan this date and just look ahead on your calendar two weeks and plan it? You just keep saying we should go to.

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Because honestly, I don't think that either of us really want to get together with each other. So I think it's one of those things. But no, I really do want to go. But my problem is I want to go and I want to be able to experience it and drink. And then I got an hour and a half drive. And you know what an Uber from Toledo would cost?

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I've looked it up before. It's very pricey.

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It's got to be. So I'd have to spend the night. And the last thing I want to do is, although Megan does have a key to that cigar place, maybe I could sleep there. Sleep at all.

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Yeah, you're not getting an invite to my house. So you might as well sleep there.

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What's up, Mark? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Mojo, what's up, brother?

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Say that again. Your phone cut out. What'd you say?

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I said you missed out. Angelo's is one of the best steak houses around. Is it?

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It says here that it's, is it Erie, Michigan? I've never heard of Erie, Michigan.

00:07:40 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 1:

In Erie, Michigan, it's between Monroe and Toledo. I live in Monroe.

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Okay.

00:07:46 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

So next time you go there, hit me up, and we'll hit a bar and you stay at my house.

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There you go Wait, why don't you text me at 4.30 on Saturday night

00:07:54 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

Alright

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We'll go do it together There you go, man, thanks Alright, buddy, take care of yourself

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Yeah, look later

00:08:03 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 3:

I appreciate it Do you guys ever get those type of invites from people? It's like the random, like, oh, I was gonna invite you Oh, hey, hold on, we better do it We're in Spike Like, I was at the Imagine Theater that's by your Not that far from where you live, Spike and I should have and I know you like to go to movies and stuff oh yeah I should have sent you a text going well hey seeing a movie I wanted to see if you want to come and then when you would say what time is the movie well we're here we're here oh yeah they're running the trailers right

00:08:33 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 4:

but I think even more popular than that what happens to a lot of people is what you said a couple of minutes ago of like yeah let's get together let's get together yeah you decide you want to get together but you never get together because you never put an actual like day and time together. I don't like this conversation. There's always like quote unquote plans, but there are no concrete plans.

00:08:55 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 2:

Trying to nail Megan down the plans. You have to like hold her hostage.

00:08:59 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 5:

I know. So I've got plans with Mike and Ellen coming up here soon. And honest to God, it is like pulling teeth with me. You have to remind me 50 times, three weeks out, two weeks out.

00:09:12 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 4:

Or when I was in Toledo visiting a friend, I was like, Hey, Megan, I'm here.

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You can't stand me up. I'm in the city. I just booked and made all the plans already, and I'm going to send them to you like Thursday, so it feels like you'll actually go. Right, right, right, right.

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But if you're in Toledo and you don't message Megan,

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she'll be like, you were in my town and you didn't even make plans? But you're acting like that's unreasonable behavior. No, no, no, no.

00:09:39 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 3:

But she doesn't really want us to come over. She just does that to make us feel like... She just wants the credit, yeah. So just a quick thing. Do you guys ever do this? Because this is what's been happening to me lately. I feel like the last year and a half, I'll make plans to do anything. It could be even an appointment for a doctor's appointment. And on the day that I know I have it, I get so...

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 6:

upset that i haven't like why did i agree to do this you know why oh i get so worked up about that

00:10:05 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 2:

exact same way and i think what it is is we've become so used to not having anything on our calendar that even to have one thing on your calendar for a day feels like a lot it stresses

00:10:15 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 6:

me out and i get anxiety so so i have had it where sales uh people have said to me hey could you look up uh this date to see if uh you know we can go take uh you know uh mad out for for dinner or whatever, or lunch, and I will look at the date in front of the salesperson. They'll notice that there's nothing on that date, and they'll kind of give me the look like, oh, okay, you got it. I'm like, crap. So now I put fake appointments in my phone. You do not. Yes. I have fake appointments in my phone.

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How do you know it's real or fake? Are they color-coded? Because I color-coded everything. Yes.

00:10:50 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 6:

Blue means that it's fake, and green means that it's real. But I'll have in here Couch Time. I'll have here Finish Yellowstone. This is from like a week or so ago. But I'll put fake ones in there. So if somebody says to me, hey, can you look? Like here's a couple fake ones here on Wednesday that I've got. Oh, I have something. Sorry. A couple fake ones here on Thursday and Friday.

00:11:19 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 3:

But I messaged you guys last night. This is my R&R winter, and this is not rock and roll. It stands for rest and relaxation Like I am trying to give myself permission To slow things down for the next two months And say no to things that fill my calendar And I've been real You know, I just don't want to be busy running around Because people think I'm being rude For turning down lunches and beers and poker But this is the year I'm just See, I have nothing I'm not feeling guilty about canceling

00:11:46 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 6:

I got nothing I'm just, you know Do me a favor Tell me dates on some of these things that you just have and I'll put them in my calendar.

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