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Mojo's Adopting Misfit Steve
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Mojo's Adopting Misfit Steve

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Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Happy Tuesday It's Tuesday I'm going to screw this thing up I'm going to screw it up all week You know that don't you I came in this morning I thought alright we got second date update Coming up this morning And I got excited with the War of the Roses This morning here on the show A wife wanted to do something very special For her husband This past weekend He said he couldn't Only to have him do the exact same thing with another woman she believes coming up this morning we will find out if he's cheating with the war of the roses today's tuesday which means war of the roses on tuesdays 7 40 and 9 40 so be listening for that um also the prizes are good too i was looking at the prize list this morning that our promotions director crystal sent us and we got some good ones today how about this A chance for you to win tickets to the big three, Ed Sheeran, Drake, and Post Malone. We've got that for you coming up this morning at 930.

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morning shannon good morning spent a lot of time outside and a lot of time with the dads in my life It was a great weekend.

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Very nice. Happy belated to all the papas out there. Good morning to Megan. Hello.

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Good morning.

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How are you?

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Good. I was truly trying to think of what I did this weekend, and I kind of was an adult and just got a lot of things off of my to-do list with the long weekend. So kind of boring, kind of exciting. I met somebody new. We'll talk about that later.

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Yeah, I understand. A little meet the parents moment, possibly.

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My future mom.

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Yes. Megan's dad's girlfriend she met So we'll find out about that coming up later this morning Good morning to the dads of the show We'll start with Mike, good morning Mike Good morning, how was your father's day? Oh my god, it was great It was actually honestly very quiet Because I only had Luke with me But it actually started off special Because of Jacob FaceTimed me And we FaceTimed for over an hour Wow Now, I'm going to say this I talked to Joe and Luke In that length of time because those kids need extra therapy from me, Luke and Joe. Jacob doesn't talk to me in that length of time. He's like, oh, it gets right to the point. All right, Dad, well, it's great. We'll talk to you later. But over an hour, it was great. It was actually so much fun. And then I got to bust Joe's balls a little bit for what he did for me on Father's Day, which i thought to be quite honest with you is something that i want everybody to call him up and make fun of him for so we'll do that coming up this morning here but thank you mike for asking

00:06:56 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 5:

how was your father's day was it good it was good it was good i i did end up golfing and i'll tell you about that coming up later today and i met the two biggest adult tattletales in the entire world in the entire world um but it was fun and i got i got uh the gifts that i thought i was getting was not what milo kept telling me all week wait he threw the scent off the dogs oh yeah yeah he kept telling me i was getting a big card and a big keychain and so i kept pushing off the gifts and being like you know what let's do gifts when we get home because i don't know what i'm gonna do with a big keychain and a big card and they ended up getting me these really sweet sentimental gifts i felt like the biggest a-hole in the entire world yeah it was like a sweatshirt that had like three pictures from each kid on it that was really cool what would you have done if

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the key chain was attached to a new car.

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That's what it felt like. Congratulations, Mike. You are going home with a 2024 all-wheel.

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I don't want to give my allegiance to a new car. No, I always loved when we would do it when the guy from the Price Drive would go, a new car. It's a 2009 Chevy celebrity.

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He only has three tires. I love how smart Kev was. I'm not committing to anybody yet.

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You see what I mean? Free agent, baby. That's right. Kevin, new to the show, got to have that dealership to give you the endorsement before you'll give him a plug on the radio.

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Happy Father's Day to you, by the way. I appreciate it, man. Happy Father's Day to you, Mike, and all the dads out there.

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Hopefully your weekend was great. You got a story to bring up next hour that I understand was interesting of your Father's Day.

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Yeah, hopefully, I probably am not the only guy that had to deal with something similar, so, yeah, we'll find out.

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Don't do that. Welcome back to KP, back from Bonnaroo.

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Yeah, I had a good time in Nashville. It was a crazy festival. And that's about it.

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There's all these music festivals all the time. And what is it? Bonnaroo's in Nashville. What's the one that's in Austin? Is that City Limits or something like that?

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I don't know. I haven't been to that one. South by Southwest.

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South by Southwest. And then California's Coachella, right? And then Lollapalooza.

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Yeah, Lollapalooza's in Chicago. We got those tickets coming up. Lydia. Hello, Lydia. I saw a great picture on Lydia's social media of her pops, Who, by the way, he looks like a dad Like, when I see dads that look like dads Like, he looks like a dad

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He does, we had a really good weekend Good morning, everybody

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Good morning Good morning I love that guy That's a guy, by the way, that if you're a guy and you want to date Lydia You know that this man will kill you if you do anything wrong

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We have high standards around here

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Yeah, beautiful man And good morning to you, Misfit Steve, a.k.a. Zach

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What's up?

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How are you doing, buddy?

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I'm good. Still waking up.

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We were talking to Zach on Friday. We were talking about Father's Day. Father's Day is tough for anybody that has ever experienced the death of a parent, but also the parent that was never there. And, Megan, we talk about this with Mother's Day with you and the struggles of this. But poor Misfit Steve, a.k.a. Zach.

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um did you ever meet your dad at all no he's still uh grabbing milk from the store oh jesus

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no if you don't laugh you cry right zach zach zach and then poor zach for those that that

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even on the show that don't understand this but zach had a wonderful mother and your your poor mom uh went to meet uh the lord in in heaven when you were a young guy too right correct when i was 12 so i've adopted zach so zach and i are gonna zach's now my new son but i want to wait to adopt him until he earns enough money to save up for the car that he's trying to buy right now i want

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to wait otherwise i gotta buy him a goddamn car after joe's fail this weekend with father's day I feel like you've moved up in the rankings of Mojo's kids.

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That's right, Zach. Come on in here, kiddo.

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He left open a very comfy place for you in that lineup.

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Come over here. Give me a huggy. Well, no. Say where's the huggy. Give me a huggy. Go give him a huggy. He needs a huggy. Tell me, Zach. This is Zach, by the way, everybody. What's up, guys? If you would like to adopt him, we have Zach up for grabs. How much are there? This is like when people on the TV stations in the morning adopt out animals. We're adopting him What breed is he, Shannon?

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He's a Pitbull Lab mix Golden Retriever I was just thinking of the most popular ones That I always see And he's looking for his forever home And he has a favorite toy That is a stuffed sloth Named Misty Did I tell you this, too? I didn't know the stuff about me

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If you would like, Zach Contact us And please tell us It's a dare WCB bar television eyewitness news. I would like Zach to come home with me. We have a great home for him. I'm a really good cooker. And we'll check it out. I can clean the chef or, well, I'm not really a chef. I'll say cooker.

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Actually, I'm a good oven maker.

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You kind of celebrate Father's Day where you. Can we turn off the violin? No, I know. This is very heartwarming. You live with your sister and your brother-in-law, right? Correct. So your brother-in-law kind of gives you a lot of fatherly advice when you need help, right?

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Do you call him daddy?

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No.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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I'm sorry. Just so you know, like none of you can see this because obviously you're just listening. Zach is actually sweating. I'm starting to sweat.

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I'm wearing, I'm nervous.

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Like his forehead is wet and rippy.

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This is so embarrassing. It's my two dads now with Zach. Zach and his two dads, Mojo and his brother-in-law. That actually, you know what?

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Try it out. Call Mojo Daddy. Wait, that actually, you know what?

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Can I recommend this?

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What's happening?

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You know, can I recommend this? We have Zach here and, you know, Zach, obviously, you know, There's a lot of seriousness to the fact that Your sperm donor Is not a part of your life But do we have any gay married men that would like to Adopt Zach so we can go from none to two Like could you imagine that How great would that be

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I have two friends that would love you

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You would love their house

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It's beautiful

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I got Bill and Tim Bill and Tim would be the greatest If Bill is listening This morning Bill Brundage Bill Brungage Real Estate Agency I can see Bill adopting you too And I actually think he would Find you to be a very nice guy You actually probably could pass for his son Because your guys are about the same size Are you calling me fat? No he's tall and lanky Like you are Well happy Father's Day to the dads out there And happy Father's Day to the kids That hopefully did something for their dads For God's sakes Hopefully you did something nicer than what you will experience coming up this morning with our show. I have so much to talk about this morning from the weekend aside from Father's Day because I did get to spend Friday from a distance with Megan. I emceed a charity event for a comedian that was in town for a great organization called Defeat the Label, which is this anti-bullying organization that helps out schools be able to fund projects to try to get kids to understand that they shouldn't be bullying, but also get kids who are being bullied the help that they need to get through that and try to later in life not have it be something that affects them. They brought Whitney Cummings into town, and she bullied me.

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What? Yes.

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So coming up later this morning, I'll tell you the story about that because I've always wanted to know this. And if anybody's listening that has ever had a celebrity encounter that turned out bad, you'll have to text us. Don't call us. We'll call you when we bring this up later. but have you ever met a celebrity whether they be a local person from a tv station or a radio station or sports figure or a big national like celebrity that maybe you just you know who knows went out and saw oh my god that's the person from law and order you know whatever um what happens when the person is a total like a-hole or just really standoffish with you because sometimes celebrities will do that like sometimes and it happened to me on friday she wasn't a total a-hole but she was a really standoffish and it was just a weird moment you know that i had so i'll

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also considering what the event was all about yes you said yeah i mean i was adding insult to injury

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I thought that it was, I honestly, I was expecting, first off, let me say this to you. Don't meet comedians. They are the most awkward individuals you'll ever meet.

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They're either the best or the worst.

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Yes, I agree.

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There's no middle ground.

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Comedians typically are doing the onstage comedy because they can't communicate with people one-on-one. Like, that's their only way of being able to, like, fully function. Yep. And sometimes when you meet comedians, you're, like, expecting, and I'm not expecting them to be funny because, obviously, their act is their act. Yeah. But you expect him to actually have a smile every now and again. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane?

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