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Mojo's Banned From Driving
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Mojo's Banned From Driving

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November 4, 2024 | 00:10:47 | Leisure

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Download the Moto Casino app today. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I had Parents Weekend at Michigan State this weekend. Got a chance to hang out with Luke, go to the game. It was fun. We had a good time. The game obviously didn't bode well for the Spartans, But the first, like, 10 minutes of the game was good. It was a beautiful day. I have to ask a question. And this is to guys. Are there any guys listening to the show right now? I know we got a lot of truckers. Where are the truckers at right now? Where are my guys at, huh? I know we also have some women that are truckers, too. Shout out to you. Love you. I'm right now banned from something. And this really is kind of sad for me because I feel like I am a very responsible human being. I mean, look at me. Look how good I look. I'm a manly guy. I got my gun showing this morning. Okay. Dan Campbell. Got my line. I know. I see you. All these women that love Dan Campbell. It's like, you know what? Screw that. You need to flabby Campbell. Like you need flab Campbell.

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Daddy Campbell.

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Daddy Campbell. There you go. I like that.

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Yeah.

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So, I have been officially banned from driving by my wife. I am not allowed to drive. So, we went up to East Lansing. You know, Chelsea and I have Luke that's a sophomore, but also Chelsea's best friend since third grade, Leah, and her husband, Dennis, are also in town, too. They have Max, who is also a sophomore. It's kind of a cool story that, you know, these two grew up together, and then their kids also kind of grew up as friends, and they both go to Michigan State together. So they drove with us to East Lansing, and my wife would not let me drive my own Chevy Tahoe from Gordon Chevrolet.

00:04:19 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 5:

And why?

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Because she told me that I'm not a good driver, but then also proceeded to tell me that Leah and Dennis say they get car sick when I'm driving.

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Yeah. Where was the lie?

00:04:34 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 4:

Well, so, exactly. So? Then drive your own car. But I'm not allowed to drive my car. Do you get car sick when I'm driving my car? Yes. I'm a bad driver?

00:04:44 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 2:

You're a horrific driver. A horrific driver. And I say that so lovingly. But one time I was following you and... Oh, you can't do that. Well, I wasn't living here at the time. And you didn't tell me where we were going. You just said, follow me. And then you ran red lights. What? How is that a bad driver? I'm getting there fast.

00:05:05 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 3:

The lack of shock and awe in this room when you said you weren't allowed to drive your own car is... It's horrible. No, there's none because we all get it. Wait, do you understand? First, thank you, Kev. Go ahead. So two things. To me, you drive like an Uber driver. I think you drive extremely slow and you take wide turns. but I have been in situations where you've been like a bit distracted and then you look up and you realize there's about to be a red light and that's where you speed through. See, I would say you're not aware of how bad his driving is because you're always on your phone.

00:05:41 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 2:

That's true. You don't know. He fights me for the aux cord all the time. You have to. He's like, now he's got a full-on Bluetooth setting in my car, which is unbelievable.

00:05:51 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 4:

I think if you look in the last row of his car, you can see my fingernail. from when I was trying to hold on and stay in my seat as he whips through turns.

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I have a problem. By the way, what's the phone number? I almost gave out the old number. 313-298-9595. That's not the number anymore. It's 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665. 6548 is our telephone number. Text is 95500. Be careful calling and driving at the same time because I don't want you to get in an accident. But let's look at my record. I have a clean bill of health knock on wood I've got no accidents I've got no tickets thank you TicketFixPro.com

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pays to know people

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I've got I've got a good record and honestly the whole you know you make me sick first off I'm an incredible parallel parker I swear to God when I'm parallel parking I know exactly how to parallel park I never have to go in, out, in, out, in, out. I'm not, by the way. You know what? You are.

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You park that.

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You, by the way, are a dirty MF-er. That's what she said. I actually can do it all in one fell swoop. I can get into.

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Keep going. Keep going. If you know what I'm doing.

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Um, so I can, uh, get in and out of parking spots at, uh, you know, the mall without having to, to, you know, move it around a little bit too much. So, but, but this is the part that bothers me in my every, I told my buddies this, I was on the phone yesterday with like three guys. We were talking, uh, about how great that lions game was and we're having a conversation. And one of my friends says to me, he goes, well, you cannot sit in the passenger seat that have Chelsea's driving. And I said, why is that? And he goes, because it makes you look like a non-man. And I go, what? She's like emasculating or demasculating? What is the word?

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Which one is it?

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Is it emasculating?

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I like it. That's the one I feel like I hear more frequently.

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So he said.

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Which means it's probably more wrong. He says. No.

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It's making me look like I'm not a man. So he says you have to sit in the back seat because then people will think it's an Uber.

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i hate that that women can't drive or it looks emasculating to men why because we're guys i mean i don't know i mean i'm not i'm not a guy's guy why do men have higher car insurance rates because y'all get more accidents because y'all are you sure that's the facts probably because we driving more did you talk to jake from state farm about that risk-taking behaviors yeah yeah really i

00:08:29 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

didn't know that women have that's by the way again this is something that uh that we need to fix in this world that's that's that's bad i know more women that get in accidents than men

00:08:40 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

what's up jordan are you there yeah so i was trying to figure out who said i was going to be on you lost me so fast on your side first off mojo yeah red means stop means go We learned this in school

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Come on

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You had As soon as someone said Oh, you ride red lights You didn't even deny it You're just like, yeah, so What's wrong with that? Dory, dory, dory, dory

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Listen, I don't think that I do what Megan says I do I think I just try to get through them faster Because who wants to sit there at a red light That you know isn't meaningless

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Excuse me, call me the one from now on, please

00:09:26 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Well, wait, I'm going to defend you, Megan. So I would say she's lying, but nobody else in the room called her out and said she's wrong.

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I know.

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But why would you just automatically assume I was lying?

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Megan.

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I don't think we're lying. I think she's lying.

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Yeah. Listen, I think that I am a fine driver. Hi, Rob. How you doing?

00:09:52 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 1:

Fantastic. Hey, stop posting about yourself and let others do it for you.

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Wait, come on. You think this is a good thing? Don't you think it makes me...

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look bad if I'm the guy that pulls up in front of people's homes to hang out with them and they see me getting out of the passenger

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seat? Well, that's fantastic. But let others boast for you. It's much more of a humbling thing. I know. And a much more fulfilling thing. So who

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should I have? Who do I know that will boast for me about my driving? Nobody.

00:10:21 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 2:

Well, maybe

00:10:22 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 10:

your kids. Yeah, that's true. I actually I don't think my kids mind it so much.

00:10:26 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 4:

I'll call. Are your kids a good drivers?

00:10:28 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 10:

I'll call them on allowance day. Joe is actually a very slow driver. Jacob is actually a very careful driver. Luke is a horrible driver. He's his dad. Oh, yeah.

00:10:39 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 4:

Does Jacob drive often? I feel like...

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Now he does because he has to commute for work. Oh. Yeah. But Jacob is like 10 and 2 the whole way. He's very particular and stuff. He doesn't let you do anything in his car. You can't eat in his car. You can't roll his windows down. He's very particular. What's up, Laura?

00:10:58 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 11:

Hello. Hi. Hi. So my friends hate my driving also. I'm not allowed to drive. Just recently went on vacation with a bunch of them to Tennessee, and I sat in the backseat of my own car while somebody else drove.

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Have you been in a lot of accidents?

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I haven't had an accident in 25 or 30 years. Oh, knock on wood right now.

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Yeah, we're not. Yeah. I don't understand it.

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One speeding ticket, I mean.

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Do they think that you're just a really careless driver, or what is the story?

00:11:29 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 11:

I just go too fast and just, they just don't think I, they don't think I pay attention as much as I should, I think.

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Okay.

00:11:36 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 9:

All right. See, I don't like that, man. When people tell you you speed, that's one of the things I hate because I'm in control. What's fast to you may not be fast to me. Yeah. And it's your car.

00:11:47 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 4:

It's not that. It's more like my brother drives at a speed that is so insane that even if somebody else messes up and he's not in the wrong, somebody else makes a mistake, we die. you're going fast enough to kill everybody in the car

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George is a trucker George what would you do if your wife did this

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I love when my wife drives me around so like I'm being chauffeured around

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you do? it's because you're driving all throughout the week yeah

00:12:13 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 5:

I mean I drive I mean I drive 500 miles a day so after working all day long when my wife says hey let's go somewhere I'm like you drive baby go ahead I enjoy it

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interesting I like that Zach what's up it's Mojo in the Morning

00:12:26 - 00:12:40 | Speaker 6:

hey good morning everyone how we doing we're okay buddy what's going on good good just going back to the comment of uh feeling immaculated when the wife drives i i don't mind when my wife drives i

00:12:40 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 10:

like being the passenger princess sometimes the passenger princess uh yeah is that pretty much what i'm what i am when i'm in the back seat and chelsea's driving i don't know about being

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foot in the back seat but yeah i mean you get to you get to stretch back you know stretch your leg

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and just kind of relax for a minute yeah all right well that's that's what i'm asking me my new name right now mojo the passenger princess uh thank you for the call buddy i appreciate it i cannot believe all these types of guys going enjoy it this is great you can actually be on your phone you can do everything you want to do that is kind of true although i don't get access to any of the music that I want to play. I've got great music to listen to.

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