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Um, I'm a little angry right now. I'm a little salty. I'm a little upset. I'm actually, hold on a second here. I'm smelling it because I still smell it for some reason. I think it's on this coat. I just bought this coat, by the way. I know. I like

that coat and it's not black. I bought it.

I bought this. I went to Von Marr. Blue. All right, so I have been smelling weed since I valet parked yesterday at the mall. That was you?

I can smell this.

I thought that was Zach. So I valet parked my car, and I'm going to never do it again, but I'm going to call this out, okay? The guys who are valet guys, first off, everybody smells like weed these days. Like, I smell weed at intersections, you know what I mean? I'm like, what the hell? Why does it smell so bad? And I was wanting to run into the mall really quick because I had a busy day yesterday. I had to go to the orthodontist to go see Dr. Reynolds at Reynolds Orthodontics. and then I had to drive to East Lansing yesterday. And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to the mall, and I couldn't find a spot. For some reason, it was really busy. And so I'm like, you know what? I'm in a valet park so I can get in and out and just do it really quick. I give the guy at the valet, you know, my keys, and he gives me the ticket. I walk inside. Everything's good. Smell nothing. When I get my car back, Willie Nelson brings the freaking thing to me, you know, and I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there like, what in the hell? It smelled so bad. And I don't know if you've ever had this happen to you before. Your car gets dirty or you spill something or so bad. You can't concentrate on anything else other than get it fixed. I had to go immediately to a car wash. And I went immediately to the car wash and I never asked them to put a scent in my car. I actually said to them, I go, can you do me a favor? Do you have anything you can spray in this car just to get rid of this thing? and the guy put like a stripper scent or something in there. I think I smelled vanilla or something. That is the worst. Honestly, it's better than the weed smell though. The weed smell, Shannon, was so bad. And I have to be quite honest with you. I don't know if I could ever valet park a car again without saying I want all you guys to come around here and I'm going to sniff you.

Was it on the same level as like rotten milk in your car? You ever get rotten milk in your car?

Mike, I'd rather have rotten milk because at least people would say, well, you've got rotten milk. Listen, I'm not a person that is against legalizing marijuana. Sounds like it. I just feel like you can edible and be just as fun. Or vape. You know, it doesn't smell as bad. This dude has got a freaking bong going on in that little valet room, that little house that they live in. Am I the crazy person that loves it? Like, I buy patchouli-scented things. I like the smell. I love the scent of weed. I think it smells so good. I'd rather smell cigar smell or I'd rather smell it. I will say this. Not all weed smell is made equally.

I like cigar. Yeah.

Sometimes.

That candlelight got you a cigar scent. It doesn't smell like cigar.

But I know that that's the scent. But, yeah, that's a good smell.

I'm going to go on record to say this to you guys. I'm going to go on record to say that this is now the most annoying thing about going to a valet. It used to be the most annoying thing was they changed my settings in my car or changed my, you know, radio station. I'd come up, you know, I've had that before where smart asses put on, you know, 96.3 DVD.

And I'm listening to freaking, you know, Michael Bolton or something like that. But now the smell was, oh, it was just awful.

They have to change. I rarely value, but when I do, I love watching the guys try to get in my front seat. Because it is all the way forward and all the way up. And so it's, like, a conundrum every time where they're trying to figure out, what? Who?

What?

And then they have to, like, move everything back? Yeah.

That should be the only thing you touch in my car when you're valeting. You're not in there long enough to need to change the radio to get your vibe right before you park my car. Change the seat so that you're comfortable enough to do your job, but don't touch anything else.

Yeah. You know what? And if you have to, you try to, like, mark it or something so that you know exactly where it's supposed to be.

And definitely don't fire up in my car either.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I think he was doing.

If you smell it that bad, he had to be smoking in the car.

I think the guy, honestly, what he did was he wanted a little break. He was going on his 10-minute break. And he said, oh, I'm just going to go into this car. And he sat in the corner parking lot, probably in the only parking spot that was there when I was trying to go there. And he basically, you know, hung out with, it was Willie and Woody Harrelson all hanging out together in that thing, smoking a reefer. I feel like that is my, hold on, where is that? Since we're talking drops. Smoking the reefer. There you go. What's up? Look at this. The guy who, if he wasn't a garbage man, would probably be a valet. Tank is on with us right now. What's up, Tank? Smoke weed every day. Dang, come on, man. Now, let me ask you, when you're picking up garbage, you're picking up Shannon's garbage, do you leave that smell in her driveway?

No, no, no, I don't smoke at work.

Yeah, okay.

I smoke when I'm at work.

Smoke outside at work. Dang, your thoughts about this here. What are your thoughts about the fact that my jacket now smells like weed?

that's the problem with smoking it is you can't get rid of the smell yeah a lot of people like edibles but smoking and taking out of our way two different highs smoking gets you a head high get you a body high but if i'm around my family i can't really be smelling like it so i'd be

taking the edibles yeah do you have certain like jackets or jeans or like articles of clothing that you will purposely wear if you know you're going to smoke because they're going to smell

forever oh yeah 100 yeah 100 clothes i only wear like if i'm going out if i know i'm gonna do people smoking yeah you know what you wear it's not like if i don't want my other clothes too

you have to wear like uh you know how when you go work out you wear like clothing that has uh it's like spandexy uh moisture wicking yeah maybe that's what you wear you don't wear wool sweaters

you'll never get it well that's like cigars have smoking jackets right that's true is that why that smoking jacket i thought no no i think it's supposed to take out the smell i used to have a smoking hoodie did you really like when shannon said do you wear something i used to have the

same hoodie that i was smoking every single time uh poncho on with us right now hi poncho

morning good morning buddy how are you not too bad just got to my delivery area here

oh okay and uh uh poncho uh what do you think do you i talked about this before numerous times about the smell of the weed has gotten even bigger since they legalized marijuana in our state, but I never knew that I was going to not be able to valet park a car.

It definitely sucks, especially when you're Ubering and you pick up somebody who reeks of weed, and it sticks in your car for like the next 10 people, and you can't get rid of the smell.

And they think you're the one, right?

Yep.

Yeah. How often does that happen? I bet it happens often.

At least once every weekend.

Yeah. Yeah, it's wild.

There's got to be a head shop with some sort of like Febreze for weed that like eliminates the odor.

And if somebody hasn't come up with that yet, it needs to be made.

Or why don't they actually make weed smell like Febreze?

That's true.

You know, like have that happen to them.

Are there head shops here?

What is a head shop? Because I want to go there.

I don't even know how to properly describe them. Other than in Toledo, there's like two big ones, Lunar Station and the Headshed.

They sell like rolling papers and things like that, right?

And stuff like that. Like glassware is how they always... Yeah.

That's not what I thought that was. Yeah. No, they have it. I think there's one recently I saw it off Greenfield, but I... I need an endorsement.

I had one for a long time. Me and Mike are talking about something else.

They don't have a back room, by the way, just so you know.

They're 16.

But I know. It's crazy. Let me go back to playing gay drops.

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