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Mojo's Doggie Birthday Party
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo's Doggie Birthday Party

from Mojo In The Morning

February 9, 2023 | 00:11:45 | Leisure

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00:02:03 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the morning show. So yesterday I came home from work and I'm pulling into my neighborhood and there's this really cute family that lives down the street. I think I might have mentioned them before. They're new to the neighborhood. They moved from Seattle and they're like the cutest family. It's this husband and wife and they have these three daughters that all have like curly hair and the mom homeschools them. And she probably gets annoyed by me because every time I see them, I always ask them, so is this physical education class or is this like recess? Because like they're all like walking. And that's the thing. They're like, you know, they're doing the homeschooling. And because I find it interesting that she actually likes her kids that much and doesn't want to send them off to somewhere. You know what I mean? Like I could not imagine homeschooling my kids. So long story short, I got caught up in a conversation, and she said, the girls want to know, and wait till you hear what I had to do yesterday, Spike, because you're going to be making fun of me on this one. The girls want to know if your dogs, Louie and Henry, would like to come to our dog, Benito's, one-year birthday party.

00:03:12 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 8:

Oh, hell yeah.

00:03:13 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 4:

And the daughter Their daughters Their kids Are so cute And they're like Looking at you With puppy eyes You know At the whole time Did you go over to the party? I said hell no You think I would go to a Frickin No I'm just kidding I went to a party I went to a party I went So they Oh wait wait wait Yeah Did you bring your doggies To the dog park? Henry and Louis Went to a To a Okay this is so cute Yes Did you bring a gift? No I didn't have any time To do it I should have brought Like a bully stick or something I don't know Because we have those at the house Or like treats But they even had This is the wildest thing They had pup cups Which were Or pup cakes Which were cupcakes Yeah But puppy cakes And they made them themselves They actually made themselves They were like made of And I wanted to try it But they were made of like Pumpkin and something like that And then they had a doggy treat on top That was in the shape of a heart It was like the cutest thing ever

00:04:08 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 5:

There's some listeners Screaming at their radio right now Because Mojo has a 20 year history of making fun of people who throw birthday parties for their pets.

00:04:15 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. I cannot believe it. First off, I only did it because of the kids. Because as I'm pulling away, I could hear the one daughter say, is that Mojo? Because I think that they're kind of like new to the area and stuff like that. And I try to just be Tom, you know, and Chelsea and Luke and Joe and Jacob and stuff. So I'm like, oh, God. How do you know? Usually parents only know of or kids only know of us when their parents are driving them to school. If they're homeschooled, what's going on? How do they know about this? How are they listening to this radio show?

00:04:47 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 2:

How many doggies were in attendance at this party?

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

There was a total of three. So it was just your dogs and Benito? They had a bigger celebration for Benito last week on Saturday.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 1:

And it was like cold and crazy. So they decided that Benito, which by the way, what a great name, isn't it? Benito.

00:05:05 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 2:

Is it named after the pizza place? Benito's Pizza?

00:05:07 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 1:

They're Italian. So I think that they're all the kids and everybody's all got their fancy names.

00:05:13 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 3:

They had two parties for the dog?

00:05:17 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 1:

Spike, I told you. If you would have saw me with this thing.

00:05:20 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 3:

Did you wheel your dogs over in your doggy stroller?

00:05:23 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 2:

They don't have it anymore, remember.

00:05:26 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 1:

Parent, first off, let me say this to you. This was actually something that I read about how people treat their pets. It says that Gen Z, I read this this morning, Gen Z says their pet is their best friend. Not that their pet is like their best friend. Their pet is their best friend. Would you consider your pet to be your best friend? I love my Charlie, but no. Yeah. No offense, but I think I got other people that I can consider them to be best friends.

00:06:00 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 2:

Although I will say, I took Charlie to the vet yesterday. He had to get some of his, like, shots.

00:06:04 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:06:05 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 2:

I literally cry.

00:06:07 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 1:

Did you?

00:06:08 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 2:

Like, I cry when the kids get shots. I do. Well, pets give you that unconditional love. Oh, my God. It broke my heart. He was just shaking on the little table as they were trying to give him a shot.

00:06:16 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 3:

But I need a best friend who's going to pay my bail and drive to the airport.

00:06:20 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I mean, your dog will greet you at the door with a smile, but I don't know about that. I should actually pull that full stat out because I want to know if there's anybody out there that actually believes that their dog is their best friend. What's going on, Hannah?

00:06:35 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 7:

Hi. Hi. So I actually just wanted to tell you that I threw my dog a first birthday party, and he had dog cupcakes and everything. He had his friends over. We actually had a photo booth, and my mom made human cupcakes that looked like dogs.

00:06:55 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 3:

Hannah, you know who this is not nice? You're not being really nice to Mike right now because we won't throw him a birthday party here. Son of a bitch. He's feeling really bad as he hears your dog got all that. Can't even get a happy birthday text.

00:07:10 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 7:

He got gifts and everything, so.

00:07:14 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

Actually, Cheryl says that she relates to Mike on this one. What's up, Cheryl?

00:07:18 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 5:

hi i um i can't even get one birthday party and the dog can get two birthday

00:07:25 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 1:

well you're no benito i'm going to tell you that listen to this all right so this is this is a survey of a thousand u.s pet owners um and they said the gen z 34 of gen zers that's people born between 97 and 2012 actually think that their pet or their dog is their best friend they call their pet their best friend um and they say that it's even to the point that they share their deepest darkest secrets with their best friend they also spend the most money on their pet compared to anybody else that is in their relationship circles and they say that their pet is always there for them when they are sad and always there for them when they are happy. That's true. I do talk to my dog like he's a person.

00:08:15 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 2:

Do you do that to your dogs? No.

00:08:17 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

Oh, okay. They're dogs. I spend more money on my dogs than anything, dogs, dog, than anything in the world, and I still am not even liked by my dog. I'm my dog's fourth favorite person. I'm kidding. So I want my dog to be my best friend, and my dog has decided otherwise.

00:08:36 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 1:

Haley, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:08:41 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 5:

Hi. I consider my dog one of my best friends. I go to a community college, and I just live at home with my family. And my dog is – I love taking him on walks. He always makes me happy, and I love him. I'm a nanny, and the people I'm nanny for know that, like, my dog is spoiled. I went to Dee's Knees in downtown Northville, and my dog's scared of gold for some reason. So I painted him a plate, and it says his name on it, but he's amazing.

00:09:16 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

That's sweet. He's just spoiled. Yes. Thank you for being with me.

00:09:19 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 5:

But I wouldn't throw him a birthday party.

00:09:21 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's where you draw the line. Paige, what's going on?

00:09:26 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 6:

Hey there, Mojo. So I have family that have little lost interiors, and for their six-month birthdays, they buy them little party hats and go to the bakery and get them those custom cookies made and actually celebrate it. It's just like their child.

00:09:42 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. That's nice. People spending lots of money. Yeah, so six-month birthdays. Lots of money on their pets.

00:09:48 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 7:

Six-month birthdays are important.

00:09:50 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

I'm telling you, that's the business to be into right now. If you are a person that deals with anything pet-related or can come up with a concept, people will spend... It's recession-proof. They will spend...

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 4:

Spend on their pets. What's going on, Melissa?

00:10:03 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 6:

I didn't have a first birthday party for my dog. I had a last birthday party. He was our baby. He was 17 last year in May, and it was his birthday. And so we invited all our friends over that had dogs, and we just had a barbecue in the backyard, and he got a hot dog. And then the next month, we had to put him down. Oh, my God. Okay, this breaks my heart. How did you get his dog? Honestly, it was great. I have pictures of him with all our friends. What kind of dog was it? You said he lived until he was 17? Yeah, Australian Shepherd.

00:10:36 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 4:

Wow. Charger. He's wonderful. Here I am trying to poke fun and have fun with this. Now you're called so serious, I feel bad. I'm sorry.

00:10:43 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 6:

Killed the mood, right?

00:10:44 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 4:

Yes, thank you. Screeching halt right now. He got a hot dog.

00:10:48 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 1:

He got a hot dog. Yes.

00:10:51 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yes. We can celebrate that. I didn't even get a hot dog. Mike, we're going to get you a package of hot dogs. I don't want hot dogs. Shauna? Yes. Hi.

00:11:02 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 7:

So I was invited to a doggy wedding. Oh. And my dog's like my freeloading best friend that can't get a job. So of course I was bringing my puppy. And my brother was the priest. I don't know how he didn't catch on fire when he stepped under that altar. But the dog walked down the aisle. Okay. I love this. Please invite me to your doggy wedding. The adult snacks were all shaped like doggy treats And the doggy snacks were shaped like adults Oh my lord Where do you live because I need to Be friends with these people

00:11:35 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 4:

Did you Did you shape them differently So that nobody mistook And ate the wrong one

00:11:43 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 7:

Oh there was a few mistakes Yes They didn't have anything labeled We were kind of found out on our own When we were sneaking snacks

00:11:53 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 4:

That's nice

00:11:55 - 00:11:59 | Speaker 7:

But every animal who was dressed up They had like little tuxedos on

00:11:59 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 4:

Oh my gosh Of course Shauna, are you in a relationship at all?

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I'm in a Situationship Get a girl, hey

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That's perfect. How do I answer?

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Keep on listening. We got opportunities coming up. We should do that, and then we should find out. What's your pet buddy, Shannon, that owns that really nice pet store here in town?

00:12:39 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 7:

Oh, Mike from Premier Pet Supply.

00:12:42 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 4:

Maybe Mike can give you something. He's the best. What's your dog's name?

00:12:46 - 00:12:47 | Speaker 7:

Luna.

00:12:47 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 4:

Luna. So Luna can have fun, too.

00:12:49 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 7:

Yes.

00:12:50 - 00:13:04 | Speaker 4:

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00:13:05 - 00:13:06 | Speaker 7:

You're used to saying that. Yes.

00:13:06 - 00:13:16 | Speaker 4:

I am used to saying that. Will you do me a favor? Talk to me like your dog. Everybody has a dog voice. No, no. Give me your encouragement like you do with Luna.

00:13:17 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 7:

Oh, I talk to her like she's a human. All right. Go ahead. We argue.

00:13:20 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 4:

But pretend I'm Luna. Pretend I'm Luna, but say Mojo.

00:13:24 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 7:

No, you've ate too much. You have a buffet line over there. Get away from me. I'm eating.

00:13:29 - 00:13:30 | Speaker 4:

I'm uncomfortable.

00:13:30 - 00:13:32 | Speaker 7:

That's exactly what she does.

00:13:35 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 4:

Is this what puppy play is all about?

00:13:37 - 00:13:38 | Speaker 7:

No, Mojo.

00:13:38 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I was just wondering.

00:13:40 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 3:

A note to Mojo's little yippy dogs. Don't piss him off. He could eat you. I can't eat my belly. This is Mojo in the morning.

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