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Mojo's Fake as F#%k Mother's Day Gift
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Mojo's Fake as F#%k Mother's Day Gift

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May 9, 2023 | 00:15:45 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. Celebrating moms, moms, moms. Naughty Moms Night Out. We had that on Friday. We're going to actually talk more about that and give away some passes coming up here in a second i got a couple of things i wanted to uh to get to one of which i remember when you brought this up shannon as a topic about a friend and it ended up happening to me or it's about to happen to me so i um did not know what to get chelsea for mother's day and i mentioned that on the air that i'm like god i still haven't even gotten or something for mother's day and i'm buying for uh luke you know for his mother's day gift and then yesterday i got contacted by somebody who actually is a friend of chelsea's and said i know something that she would like and i said what's that and they said why don't you get her a purse and i said okay stop this for a second oh yeah first off i get the idea purse i don't understand by the way how many purses does a does one need how many sneakers do you have i have that's a bad question

00:03:15 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 2:

to ask me okay because right how many black t-shirts do you have okay you're right that's a

00:03:19 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 1:

that's a good question there but black t-shirts compared to purses or as as women call them handbags because handbags just means you're paying way too much money for something that you could actually be putting everything into you know a purse or something a little less expensive well this person said don't worry it doesn't cost you very much matter of fact she won't even know the difference and i go oh now you're talking it's a fake so i was offered a fake designer handbag of a bag that chelsea is like obsessed with that would be a mother's day gift for chelsea now i will say this off the back that i think some of these fakes like the ones that people like will go out to new york and go by like was a canal street or whatever it is i think some of those things look like just fakes they do like anytime i look at somebody that wears like a fake watch that's supposedly a real watch i can see that it's fake right away but there are there

00:04:18 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 2:

are oh yeah really good fakies you know i really really legit ones you know i can see it it's like

00:04:23 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 1:

not even gold in a lot of the cases it's like it's like green gold it's glowed but um and it looks fake this one when she showed me a picture i was like holy crap i couldn't believe it because it was actually made of real leather the real the fakes that are out there nowadays and maybe you can tell me more about this are actually made of leather these days they actually make they'll in it's a little bit more expensive it was like over 500 bucks for this thing oh okay oh so it was over 500 bucks and so it's a legit fake so it was like a legit fake the only

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 2:

way that she was able to point it out to me was the stitching was a little different and then the the clasp or clamps or whatever the heck they were she said and which i couldn't tell the difference but she said that people would be able to tell the difference if they looked up close but

00:05:14 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 4:

if they were chelsea was just using it but you said that this friend said she knows chelsea would

00:05:20 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

like this so it would chelsea be expecting the real thing well here's the thing chelsea has you know fake purses and um and matter of fact she has like one fake purse that anytime that she's ever used it people will ask for it because remember when she was doing her little fashion thing where she was doing that booty call business that she had a little business that was well she was a lot of work she used to do it where she would design put designs on the purse and she

00:05:46 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 4:

has one that has a design on it i know which one it is and i love that purse anytime that we are

00:05:51 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 2:

out somewhere somebody will walk up and say where did you buy it and she'll say no i made it and they'll be like would you sell it like people have asked her to buy it and it's um but you brought up a topic on our show maybe in the last six months about a friend who got a louis a fake louis what

00:06:08 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 4:

do we call it uh um someone came up with a funny name for it i can't remember but he he gave it to her in like a gift bag not in the box and normally these designer bags have like a dust bag and And then they're in a box and tried to kind of tried to lie about it. And she was like, if you would have just told me, it would have been totally fine. She didn't care. But it was the fact that he tried to continuously lie about it. She was like, why lie about it? Just tell me. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But don't try to pawn it off like it's real when it's not.

00:06:42 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 2:

So do you say something? I think to Chelsea. Like you say something. Okay.

00:06:46 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 4:

But I think like if it were me, like if Wes were giving it to me, And if he said to me, I found the best fake, whatever, I don't know, kind of bag, whatever kind of bag. And, like, I would be totally equal with that.

00:07:00 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 2:

See, I think Chelsea would, too. I think Chelsea would applaud me for the efforts.

00:07:03 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 3:

That's what I was going to say. Yeah, exactly. I think I would be more mad that you spent that much money on a fake. Like, I'm fine with a fake, but don't you dare spend that much money on it.

00:07:13 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 2:

Well, what is typically a fake? Because this is a purse that is a very expensive purse. But it depends.

00:07:17 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 3:

The good fakes are more money.

00:07:19 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:07:20 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 4:

Right. But why buy a fake at that point when you can just buy another designer bag? Well, again, it depends. Like, if it's a, you know, a fake.

00:07:29 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

You can't buy what's considered to be a designer bag for $500.

00:07:34 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, you can.

00:07:35 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 2:

Unless it's a very small bag. Like, this is a bigger bag.

00:07:38 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 3:

Not necessarily.

00:07:40 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 2:

Really?

00:07:41 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I don't think coach purses are that much.

00:07:43 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I'm talking like coach purses.

00:07:46 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 3:

You're talking like the fancy purses.

00:07:48 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 2:

I'm talking like boutique-y purses. like the Hermes purses.

00:07:52 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 4:

The Hermes, right.

00:07:53 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 2:

You know? I'm talking like the Louis Vuittons. Vatten. The Vattens. Ken, what's going on?

00:08:02 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

Yo, Mojo, what's going on, man? Y'all all right?

00:08:05 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 2:

I'm all right, man. What's going on?

00:08:07 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Easy. Nah, man, I wanted to tap in. I'm listening to the show. I ain't never called in, but I had to weigh in on this topic right here.

00:08:18 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:08:19 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 1:

So I'm into the sneakers, you know, huge market, same with the bags, huge market in the resale, you know, area.

00:08:29 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

00:08:30 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 1:

A lot of times these days, the same factories that are making these authentic, real bags and sneakers are also making the fake stuff. You know, it's coming straight out of the same location. The difference is they're not authorized by whatever the brand is, Jordan, Nike, or Louis Vuitton, or whoever. You know what I'm saying?

00:08:55 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 2:

I heard that story. So somebody was telling me a story about two weeks ago, and I actually was telling Chelsea's friend about this, about how over in China or wherever it is that they're making these things, that they are making a mint by putting these considered non-authorized. They don't call them fake. They're just non-authorized. and they'll change – they just won't put the name in certain spots or they actually just will move one stitch over, and it's actually the same purse.

00:09:24 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, it's the exact same bag, exact same quality. You know, you know what I'm saying? And that's how a lot of people are getting around it. So technically, you know, it ain't fake. But, you know, when you hear unauthorized or fake, if you're true to, you know, whatever game you win,

00:09:44 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

sneakers or bags or you know yeah wait i like i like that yeah but it's hard for me especially i put some money into it to go out and buy a pair of jordans and then find out they're fake it would be hard for me as somebody who spent a bunch of money

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 1:

Save my money to get those, to get the fake. I want the authentic. I'm not saying I wouldn't.

00:10:04 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm not wearing no fakes. I'm not doing that at all.

00:10:10 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 1:

You're just giving them away to your wife.

00:10:12 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 2:

Nah, nah. That's crazy.

00:10:15 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 1:

Nah, you can't do that. You got to wear the real. She's got to wear the fake. Nah, man, look.

00:10:20 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 2:

She's going to kill you.

00:10:21 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 1:

But I would have no problem wearing a pair of fake Jordans as long as I knew that I wasn't paying that much money for them. I mean, it's like buying somebody's used Jordans. I mean, sometimes you go on StockX and stuff, not necessarily, you know, or any was a goat or whatever the heck the other site was. Somebody, my son bought me a pair of shoes and I'm telling you, I knew the shoes were just reconditioned. They weren't like authentic, you know, authentic. Yeah. I never bought those. Are those good still? I actually – I wore a pair of Jordan 4s that were nicest shoes I've had, and people would compliment me all the time for those shoes, and they were worn by somebody else before.

00:11:03 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 2:

No, yeah. Well, you'll wear – I wear lightly used. I buy off – I'll go off – I don't use StockX much, but Facebook Marketplace, you know. Hoshmark, the RealReal, all of those.

00:11:17 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's okay.

00:11:17 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 2:

RealReal, all of those sites. But, yeah, I just, I won't do a fake. If I'm aware that it's fake or even have any concern, I just, I'll pass.

00:11:30 - 00:11:36 | Speaker 1:

Listen, if you're faking orgasms, you can get a fake purse. You're okay with that, right?

00:11:37 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 3:

I'm going to politely bow out of the rest of this conversation. I'm just saying.

00:11:42 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 1:

Irene, what's going on?

00:11:43 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 3:

That's the best thing I've ever said. Yeah, they're called knockoffs, whether it's not the original ones. They're called knockouts. They're called not authenticated.

00:11:53 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. By the way, let me just say this, Irene. They're called smart. Why would you spend the real money when you can buy them for, you know, less? Sorry. Isn't the point of it that you're buying them so other people can see them? You're not buying them for any other reason.

00:12:09 - 00:12:10 | Speaker 4:

No, no.

00:12:10 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no. Hold on a second. I get disconnected. What happened? Are you there? Oh, she is gone. No, no. That's not you. Hold on. Oh, I've got to voice this guy as you, right? Hold on. Marie, are you there?

00:12:22 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:12:23 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 1:

Hi, what's going on?

00:12:24 - 00:12:54 | Speaker 5:

Okay, so I have real Louis Vuitton purses, and I have the fake ones. I took a fake one to the Louis Vuitton store, and they actually thought it was real. Like, the leather, the stitching, and everything. The only thing that was missing was that little authentic number, and their leather specialist said it came from the same factory or company, or wherever they made it from, they just accidentally, I don't know what they did. They must have sent out a real one instead of a fake one.

00:12:55 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 1:

I'm telling you, the people at the Louis Vuitton store don't even realize it. That's a good fake. Where did you get your fake? Did you get it from like an individual?

00:13:06 - 00:13:08 | Speaker 5:

No, DHgate. People need to go on there.

00:13:09 - 00:13:10 | Speaker 3:

DHgate, yeah.

00:13:11 - 00:13:16 | Speaker 1:

DHgate. Is that one of those sites that all of a sudden gets shut down like in a second and then they open back up as something else?

00:13:16 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 3:

She's always going to DHgate right now.

00:13:18 - 00:13:18 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

00:13:19 - 00:13:30 | Speaker 5:

Their bags are so real. It's not even, oh, my God. You need to go get a bag for your wife on that website, and they give you the box and everything. She would not even know.

00:13:30 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 3:

See, I'm always scared, though. Like, once you put your information into a site like that, because it is illegal to buy a counterfeit designer, and then they just have all your information right there.

00:13:40 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 5:

I don't know, but I've had bags that people don't even know. I'm like, where'd you get this? I'm like, oh, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Tata. They don't even know. The material is probably 98% the same as what they have at Louis Vuitton store. Also, the Louis Vuitton store here in Michigan gets their supplies.

00:14:00 - 00:14:25 | Speaker 1:

So you cannot say that word. But you're saying that Michigan gets different than Dubai. I've heard Dubai. I want to go to Dubai. I do, too. I've always wanted to be, I don't know, somebody that I want to. And I want to fly on one of those United Arab Emirates flights where they have, like, this beautiful, like, it looks, like, nicer than some people's, you know, homes. Izzy.

00:14:26 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 4:

Hi.

00:14:27 - 00:14:31 | Speaker 1:

You're in a Facebook group that is for fake.

00:14:31 - 00:14:48 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm in about several. they sell everything from shoes jewelry belts bags even hermes birkins but i would never do that just because i'm not in that tax bracket and it would look really goofy everyone would

00:14:48 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 1:

know it's fake that's interesting so you won't buy a particular brand because you feel like people would automatically know that it was fake because they know you're not dropping 20 grand

00:14:58 - 00:14:58 | Speaker 3:

for a purse.

00:15:00 - 00:15:36 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, exactly. I don't look that. I drive a Volkswagen. I don't look like I couldn't have a Birkin. But these Facebook groups, they list, you know, what they're selling, what's new. And it'd be like the newest things that the brands are still releasing, too, for like, say, like, hundreds of you dollars for a Louis Vuitton bag, a decent-sized one. But when you go on AliExpress to purchase it, they give you instructions. so it looks like you're not even buying a bag. It looks like you're buying, like, earrings or, you know, some random hat.

00:15:37 - 00:15:40 | Speaker 8:

This is like when I bought my fake ID as a kid.

00:15:40 - 00:15:52 | Speaker 6:

And that's to prevent you from, like, what I said, because it is truly illegal to purchase counterfeit items. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I mean, that's sophistication right there.

00:15:53 - 00:15:55 | Speaker 8:

Rachel works at the Louis Vuitton store. Is that right?

00:15:55 - 00:16:53 | Speaker 4:

hi yes it's actually raquel but hi good morning i'm sorry raquel what's happening so i actually work at the one of the louis vuitton stores in somerset mall and i was kind of calling about i heard some of your guests talking about like the fakes being produced in the same um uh manufacturer warehouses as the real ones totally totally not true anything that we do and make is specifically at our louis vuitton warehouses not true that the stuff in dubai is different than the stuff that comes from michigan um and it's just not worth it to buy a fake because you buy the real stuff you spend a little bit more and if anything happens to your bag if you get threading coming down or the strap you know it starts to wear off you can bring it back to us we'll fix it for you you know we stand behind our product and it just feels good knowing you've got like the real stuff that's made by hand that's 100 authentic don't do it don't buy

00:16:53 - 00:16:58 | Speaker 8:

the fake raquel what do you got on special for mother's day week anything on special there

00:16:58 - 00:17:23 | Speaker 4:

i got no special for you i don't even know specials you say you don't get a discount i mean it's very very minimal but you know listen when everything is made by hand and our product only goes up in price there's just there's no discount plus you know what You buy your wife the real one, and in a few years when she goes to resell it, she's going to get most likely what you guys paid for. You know, the resale value is still there.

00:17:24 - 00:17:31 | Speaker 8:

You guarantee if I buy my wife one of the real ones that we actually might be able to have a little fun?

00:17:33 - 00:17:42 | Speaker 4:

Listen, listen, I'm not saying that, but Louis Chanel, we hold our value in the resale market. That I can stand, you know?

00:17:42 - 00:17:44 | Speaker 6:

You are a fabulous salesperson, by the way.

00:17:44 - 00:17:50 | Speaker 8:

Kel. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. And she stands by her products. All right. Take care of yourself. Bye.

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