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Mojo's Fat Feet
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo's Fat Feet

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February 22, 2023 | 00:11:36 | Leisure

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Download the Moto Casino app today. It is Mojo in the morning. I'm still a little down after going to get a pedicure yesterday and having the pedicurist pull my foot out of the bowl. You know how they do that? They tell you to sit there, and then I love just, like, soaking my feet.

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So do I.

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You sit in the chair, that comfy chair that's got, like, I always get the chair that has broken, though.

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Oh, you got to ask to move then.

00:02:14 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Well, I did have to ask to move yesterday because the chair wouldn't go all the way back. And I was like, little man, or big man in a little seat.

00:02:25 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 2:

You're the opposite of me. I push mine. I'm only five feet tall. So I have to push mine all the way forward. You push yours all the way back.

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So I have to go all the way back. And then I have the massage thing on. I'm soaking my feet. And as I meet this nice lady that's going to do my thing, she says, in her accent, she says, she pulls my foot out of there. She goes, oh, your poor feet. How do they hold you up? I started cracking up laughing.

00:02:53 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 2:

She made fun of your feet.

00:02:54 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. She looked at my foot, and I think she called me fat. She said, how do they hold you up? And then she went on to tell me, your feet are getting mad at you. And that was her thing that she said. And then I realized that she was referring to the fact that I hadn't had a pedicure in a while. And my feet looked like they were a little scaly. You know what I mean? Like they had a lot of dead skin and stuff on there. But I did not. Can somebody explain this to me? Can your feet get angry at you? Like, can they get mad? Do they have, are they somebody that they can show emotion? Can your feet show emotion, please? Tell me this. Because this woman was trying to explain to me that my foot was showing emotion. But Megan and Mike, it spikes out today. So we've got Shannon here and Reese and Ellen and everybody. Please let me know. Is she calling me fat when she says, how do your feet hold you up, fat boy?

00:03:54 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 3:

I think you need to put this place on blast. And I think I need to make a call later on your behalf because I'm pissed for you.

00:04:00 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 5:

Thank you. I was like, wait a second. And then when she said that whole thing about my feet being angry, then I thought, oh, I

00:04:06 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 2:

think she's referring to i don't know when they when they pull out that that drill do you know what i'm talking about the sandblaster to go over your toes you know it's bad oh the yeah yeah you

00:04:20 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 5:

know it's bad i'm or the cheese grater i told her i said because chelsea's like don't get the cheese grater because i don't know if i told you guys this story but my sister had the cheese grater worked on her at a place in chicago yeah and got an infection oh i bet she did so you should never have the cheese grater done they're not supposed to be using those anymore

00:04:38 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 2:

really they're supposed to like you should see them opening a packet of everything brand new and the place I've been going to now uses like these little sponges that are in those new packets instead of the cheese grater like hard

00:04:51 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

ones yeah yeah I feel bad I cheated on quarter to the singing manicurist I went

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See, that's what you get.

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Seriously. So I'm racing.

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home and then I realized, oh, I'm racing home and, you know, Chelsea had a bunch of other things that she had going on, so I didn't have to race home to, I was going to race home to have nothing, so I'm like, oh, I'll stop off and I'll get a pedicure. So I went by this place that is fairly close to my house, is not quarter of the singing manicurist place, and I saw it there, and I was like,

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oh,

00:05:22 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 4:

such a sad moment. Well, remember I told you the story of when my sister came back, she went to get a pedicure and they told her, they told my other sister Do not ever bring her back here They really did Because her feet were so bad And it's my other sister Jacqueline's place that she goes to all the time And the lady said don't Point it to my sister Emily do not bring her back here They said her feet looked like an earthquake Or something Somebody will buy those pictures

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I'm just saying

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Isn't that the perfect client? Don't you want the client that has bad feet? So that you can make them look good so you can do before and afters. That's like going to a plastic surgeon and the plastic surgeon is like, oh, don't ever bring that person again. I can't make them look good looking.

00:06:08 - 00:06:20 | Speaker 4:

Let me ask you if you do this. Do you compare your feet to the people who are sitting around you? Oh, absolutely. I do too. If there are people on either side of me, I'm like, all right, that person's feet are disgusting. Mine don't look so bad.

00:06:20 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 3:

But I read this on the internet, so who knows if it's true or not. But I've always been very proud of my feet. I look at other people's feet and I go, that's bad and I look at mine and I go these are cute and I read somewhere that like science has wired our brain to think that our own feet are cuter than they actually are so I have this weird fear that I'm actually walking around with super ugly feet and I don't even know it because I think they're cute. Oh man

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Interesting, I never thought

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about that. Yeah, I don't think mine are bad Nobody thinks theirs are bad I do. Or like a very few amount of people think that they're bad. Most people think that they're good and apparently they're not

00:06:55 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 1:

You have ugly feet Mike? I have hideous feet they're absolutely hideous I would never show you guys ever in a million years in fact they're painted right now and I think they look the best because my daughter painted them

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you know what I do sometimes when I do look at other people's feet I go wow they got small feet like I look at them like wow I mean that was like really tiny especially if there's like another guy because sometimes I'll go to these places and I go in the middle of the day and it's usually not a lot of guys that are there yeah usually at the times that I go it's it's sometimes it's a lot of the high school kids from the local high school or it's moms and this guy was sitting like two down from me and i'm like man that guy is a big man with a little tiny feet and i'm like hi why doesn't she ask him how that he gets held up by those um yeah have you guys ever um known somebody

00:07:52 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 1:

that's weird enough that they've asked for their toenails what wait what that means there was a

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pedicure uh a pedicurist that i went to at quarter's place that i asked so what's the weirdest thing that a person has ever asked you for and she said that um one of the the people asked for their toenails back and they wanted their toenails oh and i and after they clipped them and i thought to myself, I wonder what that is, but I think they were one of those DNA freaking freak people. They didn't want to get cloned. Yeah, they don't want, or they feel like somebody is going to like, you know, is tracing them or trying to figure

00:08:29 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 3:

something out from them. I thought they were selling them. Oh. You sell toenails? They were selling farts in a jar. You can sell anything.

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That's true. I didn't know that.

00:08:39 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 3:

I'm more mad that they got their toenails back, but when I asked for my wisdom teeth, my identity straight up was like, get out of here. because they're both weird

00:08:47 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 4:

I do have my wisdom tooth he gave me mine

00:08:53 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 2:

Megan's right, they stopped doing that though

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I just got mine done a year and a half ago and he gave it to me

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he gave it to you because he knew you were

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he doesn't know what I did I really don't think he did it

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I don't think that they give it back anymore because I think that happened with Jacob I don't think Jacob got his wisdom teeth back

00:09:09 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 3:

Shannon, you gotta put it in a necklace or a ring absolutely, that's what my friend here said

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No, no, I'll give it to you for your birthday this summer. Please, please, please, please.

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I will bet you that my big toe on my right foot's nail was so big, it might have been bigger than Shannon's wisdom. That's so gross. I would bet if we compared them both together, if we put them both together, people would be like, holy crap. It was so long and so thick.

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I have the smallest pinky toenail ever. Like, God should have just not even put them on my toes. They're so small. Really? They can't even clip them. I'm not kidding. It's like a pencil tip. I can't. A waste of a nail. You have cute feet? No, I mean, my feet are okay, honestly, but.

00:09:57 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

I don't know what I'm doing, what I'm taking, what kind of.

00:10:00 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

Pills or something like that my nails have been growing like weeds. They seriously my fingernails and my toenails have been growing like crazy And I used to have to get this is the weirdest thing because they say as you get older you You'd get less haircuts because of your hair doesn't grow as much my hair has been growing I've been having to go get a haircut like once every two and a half three weeks because the hair has been gone I'm sorry, Mike i get it i get it uh lauren what's going on good morning good morning um i just wanted to tell you

00:10:38 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 3:

guys i'm a nurse in the operating room and we will have people ask for their like chopped up bones from when we do their knee and hip replacement that they want to see yeah you don't give it to them right that doesn't um so some people or like if they already have like a hip replacement in, and we have to, like, take it out and put a new one in, they'll ask for, like, their old one, but, I mean, no, we really do, I mean.

00:11:07 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 5:

Bring it to a scrapyard, you get money for that old one.

00:11:10 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 3:

Sometimes, my favorite thing when people are coming out of anesthesia is they'll be like, oh, how much bone did you have to take, and I'll be like, you want to look at it, and

00:11:19 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 5:

I'll show it, and I'll show it, and it's a little bar. By the way, how much bone did you have to take? If you know what I mean.

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You're ridiculous.

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I'm sorry. Karen, what's going on?

00:11:32 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so you know back in the day when you go to the dentist's office and they had the little toy box that kids can pick stuff out of when they got their teeth done and they had that little treasure box? Yes. I still have my daughter's teeth inside the treasure box and she'll be 33.

00:11:45 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 5:

Wow. What do you guys think you'll do with them one day? Make it into a necklace?

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I'll just pull my daughter out when I pull them out.

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Charm bracelet? That should be a charm bracelet.

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it no she just thinks i'm really weird that i still have them i don't know what i'm gonna do

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with them but i still have them wow emily hello hello how y'all doing we're all doing good what's

00:12:07 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 3:

going on so i sometimes i get ingrown toenails and when i have to get them like surgically removed i keep those why it brings people out and it's so fun oh you carry them around with you yeah like Do you bring them out when you have people over, or what?

00:12:24 - 00:12:28 | Speaker 4:

Well, when I have people over, yeah. I don't just carry them in my pocket.

00:12:29 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 5:

It's in her wallet next to her MasterCard. Oh, what's that? I actually one time saw a woman pull out her wallet at a Kroger, and she had hair in her thing, and it was her baby's first haircut. Yeah. What's up, Lisa?

00:12:43 - 00:12:45 | Speaker 4:

Hey, guys. How are you?

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We're good. What's going on?

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So I got four toes on each foot, And whenever I get a pedicure done, I'm always like, hey, so do I get 20% off? They just stare at me. And now I ran a marathon last year, and unfortunately I lost, like, a toe nail on my foot. And I only have six working nails right now. And I'm like, do I get 50% off? That's a great point, though.

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That is a great point.

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Yeah, they just stare at me. I'm like, well, I'm funny, but also do I get to this guy?

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