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Mojo in the morning. Kind of a crazy day that I had yesterday. I was supposed to fly yesterday and come back to Detroit. I'm actually not in Detroit. I'm in Florida right now. And I was going to be flying back last night. I was supposed to arrive at like 5 o'clock. My plane was going to take off at like 2.30 or something like that. And I have not had this happen to me in over a year, but I have had the worst luck with any kind of flights on Delta Airlines lately. Remember I had that one where, and that was not their fault, it was all weather related, where I was on the plane sitting on the tarmac for almost 24 hours. It was back when we had that crazy weather like a year ago, I think it was, wasn't it? Am I right? Something like that, yeah. This time, it was sitting on the plane for probably, I don't know, an hour, 45, two hours. But we sat there at the gate because, and tell me if you guys, when this happens, when they say that there's a mechanical issue, all I'm assuming is the toilet doesn't flush, right? Like that's the mechanical, that's what I hope for. They actually said there is a part in the engine that's not working.

Nah, but give me a new plane.

Like, I'm like, okay. I don't know if necessarily I want to know that. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, if you went, Kev, you went to Zot Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram with your car, and they said, yeah, there's a part in the engine not working. You wouldn't even drive that car off of the lot there.

I need a rental or something.

Yeah. I mean, getting on an airplane doesn't sound great. So we sat there for a while, and I was chit-chatting with the people sitting around me. I found some nice people. Actually, a couple of listeners that I met on this plane, which was nice. And we're kind of going back and forth, and I can overhear the flight attendant just then say something that I don't think anybody else that was sitting by me heard. And I heard her say, yeah, they're booking us right now for a hotel. And I'm like, okay, if you're booking for a hotel, you know for something, there's no engine part that's going to be working on this thing.

Yeah, that flight's not going anywhere.

So quickly, I got on my phone and got on the Delta thing and started like rebooking my flight. And needless to say, the pilot came on the thing and kept, you know, saying, oh, we think we got the part. We're going to, you know, I think we might be able to, you know, he's doing the whole thing. and he's kind of like calming everybody's nerves down and then finally two hours into it he goes folks i got some bad news whenever they do that you hear the big groans and stuff and um it was bad it was that they had to cancel the flight they didn't have the part in florida they had to fly a new plane in with the part on it which does that part fly first class

I don't know where you're going with this, but my question is, why are they just now being made aware of this? Is it like when you turn your car on and you can see like hazard lights that pop up and they don't know until they turn the plane on? How do you just magically realize you're missing this part for an engine or it doesn't work?

No, Kev, it's a great point. That flight goes back and forth between Detroit and Tampa all the time. and so the flight came in early actually and the plane was just sitting there how is it that they don't realize okay there's something wrong with this plane like it took them to restart the thing up to realize something was wrong but um nonetheless we all were safe thank god nobody's hurt that that's good but i asked the flight attendant i said hey what's the craziest reason why you've ever had to cancel a flight and she gave me two of them and they were both dog related really they she said that she was on a flight they had to cancel because one of them was

a dog crapped all over the place oh i would be livid if i were on that flight so they had they

had a biohazard and i do you remember there was remember there was a guy that crapped or a woman that crapped on the plane yes that was like a big story a couple months ago yeah so that was that was wild so that biohazard they have to unload the plane and they have to bring people in there to clean it because you just don't want crap smell uh on the plane which is so funny because did you guys see this this was actually somebody posted this this weekend let me see if i can play it here for you i hope that there's no swear words i don't think that there are but um be ready uh zach just in case did you guys see the person that was on a flight and there was a person's uh farting i'll send this to you guys because it was it might be one of the funniest things ever hold on a second this is it right here did you hear what he said no it's really bad audio okay hold on I'll play one more time his exact words are whoever is and he's got an accent whoever is farting stop please it smells really bad and this is what I hear yeah that was that was this thing I'll send it to you guys it It was a classic. That was so funny. But could you imagine the dog pooping? And then the other one was she said that they had a dog that bit somebody. And because it bit somebody, they had to do a police report.

Can dogs just be loose like that? Like you can just hold them in your arms? They don't have to be in one of those, like, cages or anything?

I think, well, the really nice lady that was sitting next to me, I sat next to this nice lady. She's a doctor at Henry Ford. and she had a dog and her dog was fine. It was sitting on her lap but I think you can keep it on your lap. I don't know. I don't like my dogs. I'm not lying.

Well, some of the emotional support dogs are big. It's not like they can fit. In your lap. No, it's not like they can fit in a carrier under the seat is what I'm saying. So they're just there. And the dogs die

in the carriers, remember?

Oh, they do?

There was like a bunch of dogs that were dying in those carriers.

Wow. On the plane? Not in the plane but underneath you're talking about?

No, both. Well, both. Really? Yeah. They died in them? They had a puppy in a carrier, and the flight attendant forced them to put it in the overhead compartment. Wait, no. You can't do that.

There's no air in there. That's crazy.

It got crushed by the other luggage, and it died.

Dog. No. This is like a big news story.

This is like a big news story. This isn't why? They were suing the airline for the dog. I'd sue the airline, too. Right.

That had to be Sparrett. Was it Sparrett?

Wow.

That seems like something they would do. All right. I would love... It was American?

No, I'm just saying.

Oh. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Do we have any people that work at the airports? I would love to know, like, hidden secrets. I've always wanted to do, like, just an expose on the stuff that we don't know that goes on.

I always love when they wheel out the snack cart. Like, if there's a delay, I'm like, a Quaker Chewy isn't going to make me feel better about my flight being delayed four hours. It was a United flight, by the way.

What about those, what do they call them?

I don't even like those biscoffs anymore. They were good the first time you had them, and now it's overkill.

I'm not going to bring you in my biscoff cookies then.

Yeah, don't. You make your own biscoffs?

I do, with cookie buttercream frosting. Oh, my God. The full biscoff cookie on top, let me tell you. It is really good.

How are you not married? Somebody hasn't swept you off your feet with that cooking ability and baking ability that you have.

I have a tub of that frosting in my fridge right now. I've been eating it with a spoon at night. Let me tell you.

You should put that on your hinge profile. I have a tub of frosting.

You should. In my fridge.

Helena, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. How are you, Helena?

Hi, I'm good. I want to let you guys know I had a flight.

delayed for for what for this phone call wait say it again what happened she's gone oh her phone she had a flight to oh it says up on the call screen but she had a flight delayed for six hours over a flat tire how did the plane land with a flat tire what and how do they not just

have those like tires come on that feels like something you've got at every airport

can you can you call bell tire in that case like call the guys over where do you go do you go to bell tire or discount tire whoever's going to give you the better deal on that deal i i thought the same thing right well that's the other thing too maybe it didn't even have a tire if it was a boeing it just like fell off i i when they said they that was one of the things that they said to us about the engine thing they go yes we don't have this part here i'm thinking shouldn't you

have a part for everything on a plane right especially at an airport i feel like that's where you should have a hanger just for spare parts uh what's up sam hi it's mojo in the

morning how you doing sam yes hey hey we were talking about uh flights getting delayed or canceled you worked for one of the airlines yes i did like about 10 years ago and we had a flight

come in from cancun and i was going back out uh but before we uh were i was working baggage and so we used to roll the baggage on and we found one of the security fields missing and one of the panels so we had to call maintenance out maintenance came out they opened the panel up and they found like a brick of uh cocaine and uh hit it party

Oh, that sounds to me like an inside job, huh?

And it was. They ended up, it was the maintenance people were, like, in on it from Cancun and from Detroit.

Wow. So they were bringing drugs back and forth across the lines, the border, huh?

Yep. That's A1P. It was nuts. And guess what airline it was?

What airline?

you probably know. Which one?

Yeah, it's Spirit. Oh, Lordy.

By the way, I would fly Spirit Airlines if they just gave me the drugs. I would be completely fine with that. I have friends of mine that get really mad at me that I will not fly Spirit Airlines. And I've done it once. I flew Spirit Airlines one time And it was the worst because they don't have, like, backup planes, although Delta didn't have one yesterday.

See, look at you.

I know. I got burned by my own thing. But I don't know.

All your bougieness. You not in the air. You still in town.

Kevin, you are so right. Kevin will fly Bob's Airlines. I'll fly Mojo Air. You fly. You do that, though. Like, I'll say, I said to you when you and Josiah were going to California, I said, well, what are you flying out there? And he's flying like some airline I never even heard of before.

I think we flew Spirit, but I'm for the price. If the price is right, I'm there.

If you were close enough to drive home, would you have driven home?

Yes, I would have. If it was Chicago, I would have gotten in a car and I would have gone home.

Chicago's not bad, though. I'm talking like New York. Like when I was in New York, it was loose and our flight got canceled.

Not a chance. Listen, I got to be honest with you. The beauty of being able to go and just sit in the studio and do the show from one of our other studios is awesome. I have friends of mine that work in any kind of other industry, and they just go, eh, I'm taking a day off. And so to me, I worry more about missing a day of work than I do about anything. It's like, okay, as long as we're safe, everything's good. Like the doctor that was sitting next to me, she does telemedicine. And I guess she's able to do telemedicine from down here. So she had a bunch of doctors or a bunch of patients that she was going to see today.

Wow.

So then there's the others that just get drunk in the hotel or in the airport, you know?

Party.

They just go to the bar. What's up, Sarah? Sarah, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. What delayed a flight?

someone on an international flight someone put a diaper in the lab and it blocked the whole system none of the toilets on the plane worked until the mechanics could tear about the plump tear apart the plumbing piece by piece and find it took five hours this is fleshing a diaper dude it is wild where parents will put diapers after working in a restaurant like it is wild that you guys don't take care of them it is crazy yeah it was right before christmas people were going to miss their connections to meet their families it was awful it was so irresponsible that is crazy

yeah well yeah i wonder if any i'd be terrified if i was one of the like if i had a baby

roy what's up you were on a flight that got delayed and what was the delay over

Six hours for a windshield wiper blade.

No. How do you not have a stash of those?

I said, does an automatic pilot need a windshield wiper? That is true.

Don't they put it in autopilot? Are they really looking out the window? Although you probably want them to be able to see something, right?

At 10,000 feet, what are you going to see? You're about to close.

You know what, though? I'm sorry. I at least want him to be able to have a clear view just in case, you know? But I appreciate you, man. Thank you for the call. Have a good morning. So could you imagine that? Roy sounds like the guy when they go, I'm sorry, folks, but we don't have a windshield washer. And he's like, a windshield washer. Come on. What is that all about?

This is your captain speaking. Thanks for listening. You are now free to walk around naked and listen to Mojo.

Mojo. I love waking up to Mojo in the morning. In the morning.

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This is the Bishop Statement at Bishop State Community College. We want you to hear what our students, educators, and business leaders have to say.

I would say Bishop State is like a home for people. It may not be like a four-year where you have a dorm, you have a roommate, you have a rec center, but it's still a place you can go meet new people, classmates, put them in the hallway, make friends with advisors on all these teachers and everything like that. It's just a place you can feel like yourself and not try to be the thing you don't want to be. With this program, I learned networking a lot. We've had two dinners with heads of different companies dealing with shipping or even game design builds, dealing with AutoCAD or any 3D modeling. So really being able to meet new people or meet heads of new people has been really helpful. I don't come from a wealthy family, so four years were kind of not out the picture, but less probable for me to go to. Bishop State, with my scholarship, it cut my price in half and made it way easier for me to go to school for the same 12 credits I would go for a four-year.

Ready to make your own Bishop Statement? Visit bishop.edu today and start building your tomorrow at Bishop State Community College.