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Mojo's Handicapped Parking Pass
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Mojo's Handicapped Parking Pass

from Mojo In The Morning

March 27, 2023 | 00:10:10 | Leisure

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Mojo on the Morning Show Phone number 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 The text is 95500 You want to get through to us? You can always call or text I always suggest that But if you have something really important that you want to say, text it. Because if you texted to us, we're more than likely, if it's really good, we're going to call you to put you on the radio. So thank you for listening. So this weekend, hanging out with my sister, one of the things that was interesting that was something I observed was my sister is handicapped. So she has a handicap parking pass, so she can't really get around without this, you know, four-legged walker. Or she's actually been trying to use just a cane every now and again just to go places. And this is my older sister who raised me, and I love her so much. Pat and Pat, I talk about her on the show. You know what the greatest thing is that Pat has? Right. That handicap parking pass. Oh. So I, well, some people may come down on me on this thing, but she was in the car, so this is the thing. So I equated to it was like having a friend with a backstage pass because every place that we went to, we got to park right up front. You know, I'd get to go over and help her get out of the car and give her, you know, her cane and stuff to get in. And I didn't have to fight for parking. It was like the nicest thing ever. Remember when I was talking about the pregnancy spots or the expected mother spots? Yes. Just like that. It really is kind of, Mike. And you know what? I didn't go anywhere without her and use it. No. But I made her go with me to everywhere.

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Even places she didn't want to go. Yeah.

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So I said, so I had to run. So I bought her this Apple TV for her birthday. And I said to her, I go, hey, listen, I got to get, you know, a cable over at Best Buy. So I'm like, we got to go to Best Buy. Pull up to Best Buy. There's places packed. Okay. The whole strip mall is packed with stuff. I had front row parking. Front row. Right there. Flash. She's got the thing that hangs from the rear view mirror. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so I was like flashing it around, showing people, you know? And I'm like, Pat, you got to come out with me. And she's like, why? I don't want to go in. I'm like, you got to go with me.

00:05:00 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 1:

Because if you don't go with me, they're going to think that I'm parking in a handicapped spot and I'm not handicapped, even though I do walk kind of funny. But I, well, I have that, you know, people make fun of me because I have the horrible flat feet and stuff like that. Do you? Oh, yeah. I walk, I have like a leg that kind of is inverted a little bit. So maybe I can get a handicapped parking spot for that. But I found myself literally taking her everywhere with me. We went and we had groceries. We ended up going. let's see where we go we went to oh we went to BJ's have you guys tried that BJ's brew house or whatever it is

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yes I really like that place we went to BJ's

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brew house then we went to Best Buy the Von Mar mall then we went to where was the other place that we went to went to there was this place that was by our house that we used to grow up with this little place I love that you were making the rounds with your handicap pass well and listen i'm gonna say this don't get don't get mad at me because of she hasn't legitimately yeah but i know there's thank god she doesn't live here in town because if she did i might want to drive her car do are there any people that do that are there any people that will drive somebody who has a handicap spots or parking their car thinking that you can just go and use any parking spot that you got i know if you do that On the air, I will chastise you. Off the air, I'll probably go, how do you get away with that? Melissa, are you there?

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Yeah, I'm here.

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Hi, what's going on?

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So I actually broke my ankle in October and had surgery. So they gave me a three-month temporary pass for my car. But then when I got my boot off in January, I asked them to replace, like, to renew it, just, you know, getting a boot off and having to walk again. So then they gave it to me for six months at that point. so now i have this temporary parking pass for six months and i'm two months out of a walking mood so sometimes i use it still uh-oh i'm supposed to yell at you right now but i know i know it's terrible it's i i don't use it a lot but sometimes like if you go to sam's club and it's super busy it's like yeah but you don't you are the worst you don't ever take the last

00:07:20 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 1:

parking spot like i would never take the last handicap spot oh no no no no no i would

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There's only one. Yeah.

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If there's like, like there's some places where there's 10 handy at the Best Buy where we were, there were five on one side, five on the other, and then five right behind us. There were 15 and they were all empty except for the one that I parked in.

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Now that I'm not convinced by the way she said, no, I'd never take the Best Buy.

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Right.

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Karma's going to get you.

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I know. I know. But, you know, that's just what I get.

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But also, I'll take it.

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what's up uh mark what's going on it's mojo in the morning how you doing guys this is probably

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i don't know my fourth time i've called you guys you guys are great really not fourth time today

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no not today no okay fourth time ever all right well it's good to have you back what's going on

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thank you so okay first of all mojo please do not get upset at me that i did not do that and i did not winning okay buddies all right my buddies years ago we're all the same age we're all 53 well my buddy randy he uh we were at a poker game just all of us buddies four of us we always got together every saturday and uh anyways so my friend kevin he had a handicap sticker and we were playing between the sheets um this card game whatever and he didn't have any money so he threw in his handicap sticker, and my buddy Randy won it, and he had it for a year. Wait, so your

00:08:49 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

handicap buddy didn't get to use his own sticker? No. He lost it in a post. That's what you get, though.

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That's funny.

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So would he ever drive his friend around? Did he ever drive Andy around?

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He's got a new one. He ended up getting a new one, but after like four months. Yeah, I like that. You know, bet the bet, you know what I mean?

00:09:17 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

Throw in your handicap sticker, and you'll be fine. Lily, what's up?

00:09:23 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Mojo. I used to take my mom with me forcefully to OU as a freshman so that she could park for me, and then my brother would come pick her up.

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Oh, no. That's not. That's horrible.

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That was terrible.

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I'm going to step away from you before the lightning strikes.

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Yeah, that is, you know, the karma could come back and bite you in the butt. Like, you know.

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You're never going to win the lottery.

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Well, I'd be afraid of getting injured. Like, you know, I don't fake a handicap because you don't want to ever get injured and have a physical problem.

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Like you don't want to kill off a grandmother in a test because then what happens if grandma actually gets sick?

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Yeah, seriously, that's bad, bad karma. What's up, Amanda?

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Hi.

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Hi.

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So my dad actually would use my mom's parking, like the handicap parking spot, to go to the grocery store without her. She never really went anywhere. He would use her car just to get closer parking spots to wherever he wanted to go that.

00:10:26 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 9:

But he was shopping for a woman who had a handicap, right? So he was doing something nice

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I don't know if that counts

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I keep thinking that this is going to be the thing That I'm going to have to actually appear before the judge for You know

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You mean the judge like God God yes

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I'm more worried about that judge Than I am worried about the judge in the circuit courts But what's up Kaylee Hi Hey what's going on

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So when I was probably like 16 years old My dad ended up having knee surgery that left him needing a handicap sticker, and I used to take it in my Grand Marquis, you know the old people car, and roll up to Zumba and then go do Zumba for an hour.

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Did people look at you strange when you were walking into a Zumba class with your gym bag, and you parked in that

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spot? I tried to get early.

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Get that early enough.

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Oh my gosh. By the way, that's such an old story that the Grand Marquis and the Zumba were in both of them. Brought back some memories there. All I needed was Take On Me playing in the background. Sarah? Hi. Hey, Sarah. You used the handicap pass to go to the Magic Kingdom?

00:11:43 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 1:

Yes. My mom used to invite my grandma to come with us just so we can skip those lines.

00:11:49 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 9:

So the only way that your poor handicapped grandma got to go to Disney with you guys was she got to get you guys to skip the line.

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You used granny. It's a hack, but it works.

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I wonder how many people will fake there. Because, you know, they came...

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Or fake like a broken leg or something.

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They actually started cracking down on that because they were... Did they? Yeah, because there was having an issue where they were thinking that, but...

00:12:15 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 4:

What if, like, these guys at the front of the line that work there just hear Graham in the wheelchair like, No, no, I don't want to go on the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. Don't make me go on this. Could you imagine?

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Shut up, Granny. Get in love. Put on your seatbelt.

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Pat, what are you doing? See if Van Pat wants to go to Disney next time.

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