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This is bound to be

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This guy's had more women than anybody. If you could sing like this, you could be on the hookup hotline. Here's the problem with him, though. He makes really weird faces when he sings. But he's still adorable. And I love his music. All right, Lydia, who is answering the phone calls this morning. Lydia, who are the first two that you would like me to pick up? Which two would you like me to go with first?

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Let's go with Jessica.

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and dan jessica and dan welcome to the mojo in the morning show hookup hotline how you doing there great it's nice to have both of you guys on first off uh jessica where are you from i'm from davison all right and what about you dan grand rapids oh this is a big one because you're gonna have to drive a little bit of a ways for this one you're gonna have to you're gonna have to meet at the venue aren't you all right this is not bad are both of you guys uh like on any dating you know apps or are you guys you know out there

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exploring i gave that up i was but i it's so so depressed no i'm off it now what about you dan

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it's about the same yeah i gave up really so you gave up on dating because dating is so bad now you get to come to the mojo in the morning show hookup hotline congrats all right well so here's what i got for you guys i'm gonna let the two of you guys talk while the rest of us are just going to shut our fat mouths. As a matter of fact, I'm going to shut the microphones off. And I'm going to give you guys some moments to talk to each other and get to explore a little bit about each other. And then after you guys get to know each other, and you'll have to keep the conversation going because the dead air alarm will go on and it will say dead air if you're not talking. Dead air. So you'll have to talk to each other, okay? Okay. All right, here we go, guys. Enjoy.

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Hey, good morning. How are you?

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I'm doing okay. How are you?

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Oh, not bad.

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So what do you do for work?

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I cook.

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Okay. Where do you cook at?

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A restaurant. I'm not going to say the same. Sorry. What do you do for a living?

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I'm a nurse.

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Oh, that's awesome. Yes. And go ahead.

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No, go ahead. What were you going to say?

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Have you ever been married?

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I have not. No?

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No? Any children?

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I have two.

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Okay. Are you against anyone with children? I got three.

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Oh, okay. Am I what? What did you say?

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I was going to say, are you against dating anyone with children?

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Yeah. I mean, that's not a problem for me at all. What about you?

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Okay. Oh, no, not at all. I love you. I love kids. My 10-year-old, actually, is the one that called in trying to get me a date.

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Oh, my gosh. That's so funny. How old are you?

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I'm 42. How about you? Okay.

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I'm 33.

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Okay. Does age matter?

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No, it doesn't. I mean, the last relationship I was in, no. I mean, he was older, too. Okay. Okay.

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And what do you think for fun?

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For fun? pretty much anything and everything that I can outdoors. I'm pretty outdoorsy. I like to go hiking, fishing, that kind of thing, ride ATVs.

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I think I'm in love already. So you said you grew up on dating. How come?

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Obviously because dating apps are just pretty much a dumpster fire.

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Yeah. From everything I see, it sounds like guys are kind of dogs.

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pretty much yeah yeah it is absolutely 100 and girls can be dogs too but yeah it's just a lot of um a lot of lies on there when you meet the person and you know it's just like

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you almost don't recognize them so might i might i explore something real quick and then i'll let you guys get back to your conversations um dan is asking all the questions jessica is not asking any questions. Jessica, I'll let you ask some questions, and then we'll come back. We'll come

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back and chat. Okay, go ahead. Okay. So, have you ever been married? Yes, I was married. Divorced about five years ago. Okay. Okay. And what's your longest relationship that you've ever had? It was almost 20 years. Wow, that's a long time, for sure. Yep. Yep. And how old are your kids?

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uh 21 17 and 10 oh that's awesome i'm currently trying to raise my 10 year old alone

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i know how that goes i'm a single man myself so so you know dating's kind of hard oh yeah it's not even just hard it's pretty much impossible sure sure agreed especially when it's just you and you know you've got to kind of work around your very extremely limited schedule between work and the kids, so I totally get it.

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Boy, Mojo, I wish I had the free night to babysit for this couple because I don't know what they're going to say, but I feel like it's a good match already.

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I think it deserves a first date. I think we've got to let them make a decision on that. But I will say this. I will say I think it is cute that Dan's 10-year-old is the reason why Dan called in, so that was kind of cute. Although Jessica seems a little reluctant. I'm sensing she's scared. She's got the scared voice going on there, And maybe it's because Dan's got the raspy voice and maybe that's the thing, Dan, but, but, but I will say, I will say this and just an observation here as we are just all eavesdropping on this conversation and listeners are texting in saying that they think that these two.

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sound cute together. If this is what dating's all about, Chelsea, don't ever divorce me. That's funny. Allie, I love you so much.

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But I think this is already better than what the dating apps would be. Really? This seems to be a better conversation I expected. Like 419 texted in. 419 said this is the most uncomfortable I've ever been listening to your show while I love it at the same time. Because we're all eavesdropping.

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Alright, here's the deal, guys. This is the deal. We let you guys chat for a little bit we give you an opportunity the date would be to uh go to see john mayor i'm gonna give you guys just moment to think about this think about it and tell us what your thoughts are here after all right will jessica and dan date we will find out in moments It's Mojo's Hookup Hotline on Channel 955 and SNX. And don't forget about Megan. She's a 92.5 Kiss FM. Beautiful. What are we doing, guys? What are we doing? What thoughts, guys? Date or not? I want him to go first. You want him to go first? Wait a second. Again, she's okay. Okay, Dan, do you want a date? I'm in. Why would I turn down a good date? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I knew you'd say yes, Dan. Oh, my God. Hold on a second. What do we got here? Will we? Will Jessica say yes to the date? Find out. After we play some COVID commercials. Go ahead. Yes or no?

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Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, so, yeah, I say yeah. Oh, my God.

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Here's the best part, too, because the show is today. So do we get a little second date update tomorrow?

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Yes, absolutely.

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Of course, we all have to catch up.

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This is one. Congratulations to you guys. Yay, thank you so much. Oh, thank you. And Dan, is your 10-year-old right there?

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Yeah, he's sitting right here. We're waiting to get him into school.

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Wait, put him on the phone. I want to say hi to him.

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Say hi.

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Hey, buddy, what's your name?

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Levi.

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Are you happy with the fact that your dad's going to have a night out? Oh, wait. Hold on. What did you say, Jessica?

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I said my brother's name is Levi.

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Oh, my God. This is a sign.

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Sure is.

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Hey, Levi, say hi to Miss Jessica.

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Hi. Hi, Levi.

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Aw, this is cute. I'm loving it. Hey, congratulations to you guys. Hang on the phone, okay? All right, hold on one second. All right, hold on. Okay, we got more tickets. Can we try one more? Can we do one more? Let's try one more. Here we go.

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If there's listeners that want the hookup hotline.

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Oh, we got it. Wait a second. Hold on. I'll tease this real quick. Chrissy is on the phone with us right now. Chrissy, tell us how old you are and what you look like. Describe yourself real quick.

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I am 27. I have a face tattoo, light brown hair. Yeah, kind of alternative.

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I like she gets that face tattoo right out of the way. Yeah, what is it?

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Yeah, what's your face tattoo?

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It's a dagger.

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Oh, oh my gosh, wow.

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And just one more question before the guys call in. Have you ever done time?

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No, I have not. No.

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Okay, good. What are you looking for? What kind of a hookup?

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um just something casual i guess guys girls or both uh guys okay guys all right okay all right

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if you want to date jazz or uh i'm sorry chrissy chrissy if you want to date chrissy i get my this is another reason why i couldn't date i get women's names mixed up hold on chrissy we're gonna be back with chrissy in moments chrissy your body is a wonderland he's dribbling the

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