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Mojo in the Morning Show. We're doing the Mojo's Hookup Hotline for John Mayer tickets. So we got some John Mayer tickets courtesy of somebody. Was it Live Nation, I believe, or something? Maybe one of those guys, one of the big promoters. And we got some tickets to give away for tonight's show, and we wanted to do the chance to meet somebody because we're so tired of how bad the dating scene is. I mean, if I have to one more time tell guys stop being creepy, guys have conversation, women ask questions. I mean, if that last conversation didn't kind of already tell you that, I mean, there are people that actually do sound good together. But the problem is that everybody, all they want are, you know, T-picks, you know, or D-picks.

Nobody wants a D-pick.

Well, or honestly, guys, stop asking for T-Pix. You know what I mean? Like, please, do us a favor. And ladies, don't send them to a guy that asks you. That's the problem, you know, when that happens. Wait. Wait. Make them wait.

Let them earn the right to see.

The only way that you should be seeing them is if, not that you're going to buy them a meal, is if you're actually somebody that's actually a good person and not sending them to your friends. Because if you send them right away, guess what happens? They send them to your friends. I've got those single douchebag friends that do it all the time. I've seen more T-Pix than I've ever wanted to see in my life. So here's the story here. It's Mojo's Hookup Hotline. Should we meet the next couple up for grabs here? I love this. It's kind of fun, isn't it? This is, you know, it's kind of...

We are literally flies on a wall. Watching this, listening to this happen, rather.

I've done this at restaurants before. Chelsea and I have been out to dinner before, my wife Chelsea. And we've been out to dinner before. We see couples that are obvious on a first date, and the whole time we're eavesdropping the entire time to hear what they're talking about. We met Chrissy before we went to song. And Chrissy, welcome back. Chrissy, the face tattoo beauty. How are you, Chrissy? Chrissy? I'm good. How are you? Fantastic. Chrissy, we got somebody for you here. On the phone with us is Steve. Hi, Steve.

Hey, what's up, guys?

How you doing?

You know, I'm living life. How are you guys?

Good. Don't ask us. Ask Chrissy. Ask Chrissy how she's doing. Say hello.

Chrissy, how's it going? I like your voice.

Hi, Steve. I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. It's pretty early. You know, I normally don't wake up this early, but I heard that they're giving away tickets, so I definitely had to call.

Yes. How old are you, Chrissy?

I'm 27.

and how old are you there stevie i'm 28 okay so steve 27 28 this is good we got a good match um you want to uh get right to it and get these guys having a little conversation with each other

or anybody want to throw in something or two?

Did you hear Chrissy talking before you called in? A little bit. I heard something about a dagger tattoo. Yes.

Oh, nice. All right, let's get right to it. All right, guys, we're going to be turning our microphones off and allowing you guys to talk. It's Mojo's Hookup Hotline. Say hello to Chrissy and Steve. Hey, Chrissy, how's it going?

I'm good. So what do you do, Steve?

I am a porter at a car dealership. What about you?

Okay, nice. I'm an accountant. Super boring.

Oh, very nice. So I got to ask, is your tattoo on your left side or your right side?

It's on my left side.

So are you right-handed?

I am.

Oh, that's bad luck. Well, that's cool, though. So how long have you been an accountant for?

I'm sorry, what?

How long have you been an accountant for?

Since, like, December-ish, so, like, three, four months.

Okay, so fairly recent. What did you do before that?

I was contract administration, so kind of just, like, dealing with customers.

Oh, very cool, very cool. Now, I've got to ask, if we were to go on this, you know, concert together, it's kind of embarrassing, but would you want to maybe get dinner with me? But, like, I wouldn't pay, though.

Oh, I mean, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure.

all about women's equality you know definitely i you know i just wanted to make sure and get that out of the way i'm not a you know first date type i'll buy you everything you need you know

right fair enough fair enough no so do you have any children uh nope single never married no children i i hate them personally but uh how about you um no children i have been married

before so married how many like how long for how long for um it was like four and a half five years wow you had to deal with him for five years i had to what i'm sorry you had to deal with him for five years yeah i mean that's what a marriage is oh man i'm so sorry to hear that are you open to marriage like now after getting divorced no okay that's a positive that's good now when i look for women i usually hope that they have like well first are you on any dating apps um yeah are you which ones are you on because i'm i got banded from some of them and i just want to make sure I got banded on Tinder and Bumble

Oh, banded

Yeah

Yeah, I'm on Hinge

Ooh, I don't trust Hinge Too many creeps

Can I put my hand up? Can I put my hand up? Can I ask a question?

Go ahead Go ahead, question Mike Why were you banded? Banded

I got banded

I asked for too many feet pics

Oh my god Girl, I'm sorry But he is my perfect man Split the bill

No kids, send me feet pics How are you?

If Chrissy doesn't say hi, Megan might be a bad guy Oh my god I don't want to set my toes Chrissy Hello

Chrissy, you have any last minute questions? Because again, the guys are asking all the questions just like we had a moment ago.

Yeah, so did you want to, like, make a feet finder and then we can use the money for the first time?

I have to say something, and not that I have a question. I just want to say something because all the texters think I'm phone scamming right now. It's not me.

No, that's Steve. That is good old Steve. Steve is gold. All right, guys, here's the story. You guys got an opportunity to kind of get to know each other. I think, Chrissy, you got to know him. Let's give you a moment or two to make a decision here and see if we have a match and will there be a date going to see John Mayer tonight.

mean, I'm down. What about what about you, Chrissy? He sounds like a really nice guy. I don't know. I kind of like him. I think maybe you you might not have gotten his best

side. Yeah, there's always nerves. You know, I really do like John Mayer, but I think I'm going to have to pass. Oh, no. What's the reluctance? What is it in the conversation?

The short one we had That maybe put up a red flag for you

What was it? I think You know, I don't know if it was the kissing Or the bandit It's because English isn't Very well for me

I can't enjoy a good concert Oh my gosh You know what though? I kind of like you Steve And maybe we can like have Megan going to escort you to the concert or something, Megan.

I would love to take Megan. Megan, Megan.

I'm busy the night of the concert.

Megan's dad's already singing this song right now. Fathers, be good to your daughters. He's going to be good and say, no, you're not allowed to go to the concert with her. All right, guys. I'm sorry about that. I apologize. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Mojo. We love you guys. We love you guys, too. We love you.

Yes, we do. We got tired of being single and broke. So we turned things around. Now we're broken single. Yay! This is Mojo in the Morning.

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