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good morning and happy saint patrick's day what's happening how's everybody feeling today we work off any hangovers and ready to start a new one the monday st patrick's day to me is kind of uneventful but i don't know well let's see how people go see if people decide to go crazy today or do they go yesterday and then they'll just take

today off i think people are going crazy no matter what think so hell yeah i think people will make it a reason to go extra crazy they probably went crazy yesterday they'll go crazy today i feel like

Saturday, and by the way, we missed you, Kevin. I know, Kevin, for those that didn't see Kevin in any of the pictures on Saturday, Kevin had two big events that were going on. He had an event that he was doing for the Detroit Police Department, and then he had the Pistons against the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Yeah, big shout out to Sergeant Wilson. Everybody at DPD had a great event.

My favorite, though, was the person who posted up on Instagram and said somebody said, Like, where's Cav at? And somebody goes, he's not doing dumb white people stuff. Oh, yeah.

We were doing the Irish jig.

I do dumb white people stuff all the time. You know what?

It was actually the Irish off Ionia might be one of my favorite events that we ever do. And it was something I was a little nervous about. Like, how is Irish off Ionia going to be compared to Irish on Ionia? And I'm going to say this. it doesn't have the same like appeal of walking on a street and just drinking like that was the fun part of being able like being able to open carry alcohol and do that is kind of fun just walking down the street um and have cops walking by you like saying hi to you and not arresting you uh we were outside obviously calder plaza it's a very cool place there's a lot of festivals there and there's a lot of stuff going on but the crowd was amazing i think we at one point the fire

department came in because we were at capacity oh yeah which was absolute insanity yeah and it

was pretty early too the capacity hit like at one o'clock in the afternoon i mean it was pretty amazing and i think it was going until the wee hours they had to do one in one outs for a while

i mean peep and people were drinking oh my god oh my god and i have to shout out some of the outfits which were spectacular specifically the two best friends who made purses out of lucky charm cereal and shoelaces isn't that a great idea innovative and of course every single irish

saying possible including i need to figure out where that person got that irish exit uh hat that could yeah yeah that is so perfect so uh it was fun thank you to everybody that came out thank you to everybody for behaving themselves there were no fights there was no you know massive craziness that made it the big news story of the uh the weekend so it was good everybody was good Everybody behaved themselves, except for Zach. I was fine. I was fine. First off, do you want to sit that close to him, Kevin?

I don't believe you're fine. What's going on?

I am 100% fine. I feel great. We got to run a marathon.

First off, everybody, Shannon's entire family has been going out of both ends. Kevin hasn't been feeling good for like the last couple of weeks. I don't want you getting anybody.

else i feel like covid 2025 began at uh this event that we had over the weekend and i blame you but i more importantly i blame charlie who uh is our our executive producer in grand rapids at 104.5 snx shout out charlie charlie are you there charlie i'm here i'm here how you doing guys

oh my god listen all right all right i know you want to blame me for this but like they could

have said no they could have 100 they could have said no okay by the way so so says don't that that's inadmissible or admissible in court by the way when you say that that's let me explain what we're talking about here we had this ice luge this ice luge that was very cool it was nicely done it was very cool because it was your face it was nice wasn't it did you notice that i thought that was a good picture too that they used it was one from when i was 16 thank you and it was a skinny version of me too which was nice because if a big ice luge would probably have lasted a little bit longer because it was so warm out and the sun was shining that the ice ended up melting yes and now we were taking all the precautions when we were doing this ice luge and everybody was going like we had condoms you know ice luge condoms that they put at the end oh my god so you couldn't

you couldn't put your lips on the hose it was basically like one of those pointy paper cups

Yeah, like the snow cones.

Yeah, like a snow cone cup.

Yeah. And so they put it at the end, and they open up the bottom, and everybody was going through. So you touch that, you wouldn't be touching the actual hose. The thing finally breaks apart, and frickin' Charlie decides, I'll just take the hose, and let's just have people still do shots.

It's a great time. I mean, I even did it. There's a video of me on my story doing it without the little condom on it. How are you feeling right now? You feeling all right? Oh, I feel healthier than ever, big dog. Thank you.

I'm a big dog. Okay. All right, but this was the interesting thing is people were coming up, and it was amazing. Like, people that looked like they were normal human beings, they were coming up, and they're putting their mouth on this thing when the last guy put his mouth or the last girl put her mouth on the thing. And I'm looking at this going, you can't do it. And then Charlie was, like, trying to be as sanitary as possible. What did he say, Shannon, to you at one point? He said, I'm cleaning it with a—

Well, I said to him, I was like, dude, you can't let people just, like, put their mouths on this one after the other. And he goes, it's fine. I'm flushing it out with water.

No, no, Charlie, no. It did work, though. We were flushing it out, you know.

You were flushing it out so that the taste of the alcohol wasn't there.

Right, and it makes it slightly better.

But what about the sanitariness of the fact that the last guy that had, like, gingivitis just put his mouth all on that thing? And I'm talking about Zach. I mean, I've smelled some gingivitis out of that. I don't know if it's your mouth or your ass coming out of that thing. By the way, Zach, and you were making love to that thing. Like, you were holding on to that. First off, I've got to tell you something. This guy right here knows how to give oral because this guy is unbelievable. Oh, my God.

Holy cow. I will say that a female went before me. What was that?

A female went before me. So wait a second. A female went before you. So the female going before you means that she's got less germs than the guy that was before her?

No, I'd rather share my germs with her 100% than some Randall guy.

How do you know that she doesn't have any kind of other stuff going on in her?

I'd rather get it from her.

You would? Yeah. So at least, but how do you know? How do you know? You know, that's the thing, by the way. We're going to go to health class again. Did you ever take health class in high school?

I failed it the first time, so I hadn't taken it.

Health class in high school, you could get it from the people that they've been with. What?

Yes.

Believe it or not.

Oh, I actually believed you.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. This is why when I go to mass on Sundays, I never drink from the wine.

I never do either. I don't want it. Nah, that's blessed by God. You're good.

I'm sorry, but I think that God would even say that that's not a good thing for you to grab that chalice and just start drinking that sucker.

But when you're 12 and that's wine, I don't always get it.

Wait, doesn't the alcohol cancel everything out? I don't think so.

I think that people say that just to make you feel better.

Oh, my God. Earlier when you asked me about dumb white people stuff, where does drinking ice lube just rank on the list? It's pretty dumb. It is, honestly. Honestly. Is that a white people thing? No, I think it's Norwegian or something. I've never been anywhere where that's happened. Really? I guess Norwegians are white, right? It's like, Kev, okay, first off, the guys who put that together, what were their names, Lydia? They were really nice people. Really nice guy. Took a picture with him. You can see it up on our social media. You do a great job with these ice sculptures. I think they're wonderful, they're very artistic and beautiful

Randy Finch

Thank you Randy But the idea that people do put their mouths on this thing And everybody does the same shots I don't know if I like it so much Not my thing You know what I mean You're going to be sick next week without doing it

When somebody says, like, okay, here's one for you. When grandma would make something and she would stick the spoon in the thing and then eat something and then put the spoon back in, didn't you get grossed out? It was your own grandma.

I never thought about that. Really? Nothing bad comes from grandma.

I get grossed out.

Except for, like, Christmas presents sometimes.

Here's my question. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Will you share drinks with people? Like, are you the type of person that likes to share things like that? Or if somebody asks you, hey, would you like to take a bite of this thing? Like, are you taking a bite of somebody's thing? I'm not taking a bite. Cut me off a piece.

I'm taking bites and taking a sip all the time. I know I'm bad at it. Yes.

Do you lick your kids' ice cream, too? Absolutely. Oh, that's so gross.

Absolutely. From people I know. I'm not doing it from strangers at Irish Off Ionia. But from people I know, I'm always like, Megan has a new Alani energy drink today. I would like to try it. Like, this is bad that we do this. Oh, this is awful.

Okay, I want to say it's awful.

Her kids are sick. They have been puke-free for three and a half days.

You believe that? Those kids, I'm telling you, they're a Petri dish over in that family.

Ooh, that's a good one. See, this isn't even like...

Crazy.

So, for example, if you're drinking out of a can, there's only one exit point for the liquid. If someone gives you a cup, you can at least twist it so where your lips aren't going to be on the same area. You can't do that with a can.

But yours doesn't prevent the backwash. Yeah, a little bit of backwash is always going on.

I'm not touching it.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herpes. I do not have herpes, nor have I ever.

Let the record show. What's going on, Pam? Hi.

Hello.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. So our church gives us a little shot glass kind of covered, and it has the body of Christ and wine in it. Yeah.

That's beautiful.

That's less the new thing.

Because it's grape juice. It's not wine. No, thanks. And it's the worst Eucharist out of all of the Eucharist options. And I will die on this hill. It's like a big chunk. Yes, it's so gross. You're not living the dream. Quick question for you, Pam. Jesus would want more.

Pam, I don't know if you've ever seen nor have you ever met either Zach, who is our executive audio producer, or Charlie, who is our executive morning producer at SNX here. Have you met? I've seen them both. You've seen them both. Okay. Which one do you think has more diseases? Come on, man.

Charlie. Oh, come on, man. Really? I'm insulted.

Charlie, by the way, was working.

The true ginger of the show.

Charlie was working hard, man. That was. I watched those gingers. By the way, did you see they did the ginger race in East Lansing this weekend?

The ginger run.

The ginger run.

I've never heard of such a thing. I don't like that, to be honest. Nobody looked super pleased. Everybody looked forced to be in it.

Stupid red-haired freak.

I actually think we should steal that next year for St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, let's do it. We got to steal that and do that. Charlie's got to lead it. And Charlie, yes, you'll be the grand marshal.

I'll be dusting him.

I love it. All right, great job. And by the way, it was nice to see Daniel, too. How great was it to see Daniel came up from Toledo and hung out, so we had fun with everybody, the whole group there. Kenyatta, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good morning. How are you? Are y'all telling us that COVID started in the 955 studio? I think so.

Call Dr. Fauci. We've got, what are they, what is case?

That's nasty.

What is case number one called? What is it, COVID case number one?

Patient zero.

Patient zero is Zach. And it started with Shannon.

Not on it with Shannon.

Oh, you think it's Shannon? Well, it is kind of funny, Kenyatta, that Shannon found what Zach and Charlie were doing to be disgusting, but yet we know that her and Megan make out with the same energy drink. But I know her.

I know Megan. Why? It's different. It's crazy. Because we're girls. We don't get bad diseases.

Oh, my God. I know.

All bad diseases come from boys. I learned that in the fifth grade. I'm sticking to it.

I'm so disgusted. All right. Well, thank you, Gignetta. I appreciate it. Love you. Take care. Love you. Got to talk, by the way, about all the listeners that we met in Grand Rapids this weekend and how everybody kept walking up going, my mom loves you. My mom loves you. I think I FaceTimed more moms. And I have to be quite honest with you. I don't know who were hotter, the moms or the daughters. It was insane. All of a sudden, the FaceTime picks up, and I'm picturing mom's going to get on there, and she's going to look like, you know, I don't know, some 50-, 60-year-old woman. It's like, there's a hot 30-year-old.

I'm like, holy crap. We got to do Naughty Moms Night Out and GP. Believe me. I mean, GR.

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