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America's social casino. It's Mojo in the morning. So, Shannon, you need to officially... Potentially detach yourself from your children's personal devices, right?

00:02:04 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. So both of my kids have iPads. Lucy's 8, Smith's 5. And the other day I was picking them up at Andrew's, picking up the kids. And he handed me one of the iPads. He handed me Lucy's iPad. And he goes, I think we need to change. We need to wipe this iPad clean. And you need to take off your iCloud account. And we created one for Lucy because she got an iPod for Christmas. But I was just too lazy and never did it to her iPad. And I, like, I said, what? My? I'm like, well, what did you see? And he said, I didn't see anything, but she's been, she has access to all 48,040 of my photos that are on there. Oh, really? And he said. Because it's all in the cloud or something? Because it's all in the cloud. And he's like, truly, I didn't see anything, but she's been showing all of these photos to Andrew's girlfriend and her kids. And he's like, I just don't ever want there to be a situation where there is something in there that she shouldn't see. And he's like, so I'm being proactive here and just telling you, wipe it clean right now. And let's start from scratch with this iPad.

00:03:11 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. It's funny because I know a lot of families will share the same, you know, account. Which we do. And a lot of times moms and dads don't realize that sharing the same account with children, sometimes you may have a photo or two that should not be seen. Has that ever happened? Have any of our listeners ever been accidentally exposed because their kids got to see something?

00:03:35 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 2:

I said that to Wes because he's like, why is Lucy's iPad here? She's not here. And I'm like, oh, you've got to help me do this. I've got to wipe it clean and then put her thing. He got wide-eyed. And I was like, there's nothing on here. Like, if there's anything even a teeny bit, you know, sketchy that I wouldn't want Lucy to see, I delete and delete and delete and delete and delete. But I think it's more so because he's like, well, even stuff that you do with your friends, like you guys being idiots, you know, when you go out, you don't want her seeing all that stuff. Right.

00:04:00 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 5:

Or, I mean, there's probably boobs on past travel at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

00:04:06 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:04:06 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 5:

I mean, all the shenanigans that you you get yourself into.

00:04:11 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 1:

Oh, Lucy's probably seen me in my Spanx. She's probably seen your boobs.

00:04:14 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 5:

for sure 844 mojo live or text 95500 how have your kids accidentally seen your nudes um because the other one too is the parents who do this where they let their kids like just to shut them up at a restaurant play on their phone oh i do that i know but your stuff is there like your things are the same thing as your ipad essentially i understand that's you know do you guys have it can you is Stirway, do they have it on all your devices, on Apple or Android devices, where you can lock out the pictures? You have to put a code in to go into the pictures? Or is it just that, the dirty apps that are available for that?

00:04:57 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

iPhone has a hidden folder, but anybody could go in there. It's not like locked or anything I don't even know why they do that Once you get into the phone

00:05:06 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 1:

You have access pretty much to your photos Right The other thing too is they'll go in there sometimes And they can delete things You may want a picture or something like that

00:05:16 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 2:

That's what I worry about Even when I give my phone to my daughters They want to send themselves pictures that we took I'm like don't delete anything Because then they'll be like I don't like this picture I'm like no no no

00:05:26 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 1:

Oh they delete their own pictures that they're taking of them

00:05:29 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I'm like, I don't care if you like it. That's my memory. You take your own photos in your own phone. Don't touch mine.

00:05:34 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 1:

But you have the rule, too, that you can't... Don't scroll too far back. Yeah.

00:05:38 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 2:

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00:05:52 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

Mojo in the Morning Show. It is so good to have you guys here with us. It's good to be back too After being away on a vacation I am going to go on record and say this Because vacations have been scarce for many But I used to hate vacations I used to be the type of person that would go away on vacation And the entire time that I was away on vacation All I would be thinking about is the show It's true

00:06:21 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 2:

And email and text

00:06:23 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 1:

I have no idea what got into me But I now look back on vacations that I went with my family. Like, you know, we would go everywhere from, you know, Great Wolf Lodge to Chicago for a trip to Florida to Disney. We even took our kids one time. I have no idea why we did this. But we took our kids on a road trip so that our kids could cross the Mississippi. And we ended up going to Dubuque, Iowa, which I have no idea why we went to Dubuque. Well, our kids wanted to cross the Mississippi. They wanted to be able to, for some reason, they were learning about it. So we're like, oh, let's do it. Oh, I dreaded every moment of it. Now, would I do that ever again? No. I'm never going to cross the Mississippi ever again unless I have to cross the Mississippi. I won't do it just for a trip. But I will enjoy my trips more. I will enjoy my time with my family. And I really did enjoy this time. It was a lot of fun. And Luke and I did a ton of golf. We went down to Florida and visited Joe and Jed and Ashley in the Joe Show down in Tampa. He's taken up golf, so it was really fun to be able to spend time with him. But Chelsea and I also got to have some alone time, too, which was nice. You know, now that the kids are getting a little bit older and stuff and Luke can, you know, be by himself. So Chelsea and I ended up going to – there is a – if you ever go down to Tampa, Florida, There is this bar that is really cool. It's right on the water. And what the hell is it called? Hula Bay or something like that. And Chelsea and I went to go have drinks. Oh, Salt Shack. It's called Salt Shack. So if you do go down there, go check it out. And Chelsea and I sat at the bar, overlooks the bay. It was beautiful. It was like something picturesque. A lot of people getting drunk and having fun. And she had to go to the bathroom, so I ordered the drinks. And I said to the bartender, I would like to have tequila on the rocks and a Miami Vice. And the bartender said, okay, no problem. And as the bartender comes to put the drinks down in front, now Chelsea's back from the bathroom, of Chelsea and I. She puts the tequila in front of me And the Miami Vice The pink and white Slushy drink Which by the way a Miami Vice For those who don't know Is a pina colada mixed with a strawberry daiquiri How do you do that? Kisses

00:09:02 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 2:

It was supposed to be a chef's kiss But you just sounded like a demogorgon From Stranger Things I was trying to do the kisses

00:09:07 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

yeah um so i said oh no and i grabbed the glasses and i switched them and the female bartender gave me a little bit of uh of attitude saying oh so you can't keep up and i was like wow rolling you yeah and i thought to myself in this day and age of non-gender specific things we should non-gender specific our drinks so I kind of had a conversation with Chelsea about that and Chelsea started laughing she thought it was cute and stuff and said it was funny and she says does that make you want to order you know like you know brown alcohol because I usually only order brown alcohol if I go into a bar where if I ordered a Miami Vice the guy would probably throw me out of the bar like that's the only time that I'll

00:10:00 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 2:

ever say i'll have an old-fashioned or something like that i'm like no this is the best this is where you got to have that drink right you got to have that uh that the the drink uh that's refreshing and beachside like a vacation yeah like it's allowed if you're sitting under a palm tree you can order frozen tequila is like if you had a bad day at home um for chelsea she likes it because it's limited calories and quick to get drunk.

00:10:28 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 4:

No, I understand. I'm saying for you, you wanted to seize the moment you were on vacation on the beach. No, and that's why you ordered the Miami Vice.

00:10:34 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you're giving the excuse for me to give it to the bartender? That's my excuse. Excuse me, ma'am. You have that frosty machine behind you. Why would I not order one of those drinks?

00:10:42 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 4:

I don't have that frosty machine at home.

00:10:44 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly. I want that thing. And I wonder, this happens a lot. Maybe we can have listeners share with us Who's in a relationship Where their significant other Drinks a more manly drink than them Are there any guys that are willing to Call themselves out over what they Drink and tell us what Does your wife drink Who wears The pants in your family so to speak Drink wise 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548

00:11:16 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 1:

When she came over and commented About your drink you should have started telling her the story about how you want to drive across a Mississippi to Iowa. She would have been regretted ever talking to you.

00:11:25 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 2:

She actually, by the way, was kind of nice towards the end of the thing because every time she would make a drink that looked fruitier than my drink, I would ask her what it was. And so eventually when she would get a drink order for something, she would go, it's a pink teeny or something like that. By the way, did you know that there are guys, And I don't know if you've ever seen this before There are guys That don't like when they go to a bar And they put the drink in What they think is a girl glass Like they don't like the skinny Yeah

00:12:02 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 4:

The champagne glass if that's what it comes in Or like the martini glass That's like very fancy

00:12:08 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 2:

They like the Put it in a cocktail glass I want it in a cocktail glass I mean honestly

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I get that

00:12:16 - 00:12:27 | Speaker 2:

whatever i've got a motto it's not the drink that makes the man it's the man that makes the drink i want uh everybody to know that as you're raising your miami vices in the air right now

00:12:27 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 5:

jordan what's up uh you are so right about what you just said uh it's kind of an ongoing thing i don't have another half right now but um you know through through the last couple you know two and a half years of dating it's it's it's kind of a joke uh that you know my my drinks are rosé and la croix uh i drink white claw cucumber gimlet oh i don't drink everything i love wait wait what does your lady drink well i i don't currently have one but uh you know i've had a lot of girls you know you know down and shots of tequila and and whiskey and everything

00:13:07 - 00:14:02 | Speaker 2:

else and it's uh it's pretty pretty humorous i love it though i love a guy that likes something refreshing right you're not no shame we're not drinking it i i can't do craft beer because if i have a um an allergy you know i've got that gluten allergy um which i have a hard time bringing up in a bar sometimes because people kind of give me weird looks when i say i have a gluten allergy as i'm ordering drinks but they do have gluten in in in certain drinks i couldn't do craft uh craft beer because i was never a beer drinker i hated the taste of it yeah absolutely as well i like uh fruity fun there's no there's nothing fruity fun unless it's although i will tell you this whenever i see people order what's the the beer that puts the orange in it uh it's usually wheat beer obron it's like an obron yeah i always go or blue moon it always looks like it's tasty but it still tastes like a beer. What's up, Mariah?

00:14:03 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 3:

Hello. So I just wanted to say that when I go to a bar, I order my Bud Light Draft, and then my husband asks for, like, Red's Apple Ale, and I'm just like, oh, my goodness, that's not a real beer.

00:14:14 - 00:14:16 | Speaker 2:

You wear the pants in your relationship.

00:14:16 - 00:14:17 | Speaker 3:

Yes, I do. I'm like.

00:14:18 - 00:14:19 | Speaker 2:

Good for you.

00:14:20 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 3:

Yes.

00:14:21 - 00:14:24 | Speaker 2:

By the way, have you ever tried one of those Red's Apple Ales?

00:14:25 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 3:

Disgusting. It tastes like pop.

00:14:27 - 00:14:32 | Speaker 2:

You become diabetic after one of those. Dwayne, what's up?

00:14:33 - 00:14:34 | Speaker 6:

Hey, how's it going, guys? Good morning.

00:14:34 - 00:14:40 | Speaker 2:

A guy like you, Dwayne, doesn't sound like he orders Miami Vice's like I do.

00:14:41 - 00:14:46 | Speaker 6:

I don't order a Miami Vice, but I do order a Long Island, Bahama Mama, or a Journey Vegas.

00:14:47 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 4:

Oh, what's a Journey Vegas? Johnny Vegas. Oh, what is that? Do tell.

00:14:52 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 6:

Johnny Vegas is Watermelon Puckers, Red Bull, and Gold Tequila.

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It's dessert.

00:15:00 - 00:15:04 | Speaker 3:

Describe what you look like.

00:15:04 - 00:15:08 | Speaker 7:

I'm picturing in my head that you seem like you're a big dude.

00:15:08 - 00:15:13 | Speaker 1:

I'm not a big dude. I'm about 6 feet, 190 pounds.

00:15:13 - 00:15:13 | Speaker 7:

Yeah?

00:15:13 - 00:15:14 | Speaker 1:

Ever-sized guy.

00:15:15 - 00:15:26 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, listen, that's a big dude to a lot of people. So when you go up to the bar and you order that drink and your wife orders her whiskey, do they put the drinks in front of the wrong person?

00:15:27 - 00:15:30 | Speaker 1:

No, I make sure. No, the Long Island's for me. That's mine

00:15:30 - 00:15:37 | Speaker 7:

You don't ever do it like Have a long answer for me You don't ever say it under your breath

00:15:37 - 00:15:42 | Speaker 1:

No, I let them know directly Because I'm not even trying to have that mix

00:15:42 - 00:15:44 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, don't mess with a man And his drink

00:15:44 - 00:15:46 | Speaker 1:

Now I'm on Long Island

00:15:46 - 00:15:57 | Speaker 7:

Why don't you and I go out later today Let's go out for some cocktails Some mojitos Let's go for a guy cocktail Some Johnny Vegas

00:15:57 - 00:16:35 | Speaker 4:

I'm down with that man You can even get fooled by what you think's a guy cocktail. Like one of my first dates with Meg, we went to, what's that place in Royal Oak, the cocktail Alchemy. And so I ordered Johnny's Manhattan. I thought, well, that's a pretty manly drink. It's like bourbon and bitters. And it came in the cutest little angelic little glass. It was so tiny. And on a little stem, it looked like a little, yeah, there was no room for my hand to hold it. So I had to have the pinky up when I was drinking it. And she took a picture of me drinking it with, like, two fingers holding this little glass. And she'll never let me live it down.

00:16:35 - 00:16:42 | Speaker 7:

That's the thing. Mary's a bartender. Do you have guys that ask you to change glasses because they think the glass is too fine?

00:16:43 - 00:16:52 | Speaker 3:

We cannot change glasses because it's a standard glass for the amount. Because ours are not three-pour. Ours are all pre-measured out.

00:16:52 - 00:16:52 | Speaker 7:

Okay.

00:16:53 - 00:17:05 | Speaker 3:

But I've had the craziest one this past weekend was Pink Whitney, which is a vodka, and it's pink. So most girls would want it because of pink, and mixed it with orange juice.

00:17:05 - 00:17:06 | Speaker 6:

Oh, wow.

00:17:07 - 00:17:11 | Speaker 3:

That was the craziest one that I've had this weekend.

00:17:11 - 00:17:12 | Speaker 6:

What did he look like?

00:17:13 - 00:17:24 | Speaker 3:

He was just 22, and he was, you know, dark hair with a beard, and he was a good-looking little guy. Yeah, good-looking little guy who found his way with his cocktails.

00:17:25 - 00:17:26 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, he doesn't know what he likes yet.

00:17:26 - 00:17:35 | Speaker 7:

I love it. When I turned 21 and I walked up to the counter and I said, I'd like a 7 and 7 or whatever it was. That was the first drink I had.

00:17:35 - 00:17:36 | Speaker 6:

An Amaretto Sour, please.

00:17:37 - 00:17:42 | Speaker 7:

And I did it at a VFW Hall bar with my brothers and my dad.

00:17:43 - 00:17:44 | Speaker 6:

What was your dad's reaction?

00:17:44 - 00:17:55 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my dad was like, oh, my baby has grown up. Look at him. A 7 and 7. With extra seven up in it, please. Larissa, what's up?

00:17:56 - 00:18:08 | Speaker 2:

Hi. I was just calling in to say I work at a bar, and we have most guys, like, we have a lot of regulars come in, and they'll order White Claw. But we notice if they come in to, like, meet a girl or if they come in to meet a buddy, they'll order a beer and stuff.

00:18:08 - 00:18:12 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. They change it based on who the people are.

00:18:12 - 00:18:18 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, like, we know what they drink, and we'll start walking over with their drinks that we already know they want. And they're like, no, no, no. Like, go get something else.

00:18:18 - 00:18:29 | Speaker 7:

Larissa, I'm going to show my age on this one here. White Claw is to the non-beer drinkers nowadays what Bartles and James was. The wine coolers. To the wine cooler guys.

00:18:29 - 00:18:31 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh. Yep.

00:18:31 - 00:18:34 | Speaker 7:

I was a wine cooler guy. Spike, were you a wine cooler guy at all?

00:18:34 - 00:18:40 | Speaker 4:

No. I definitely tasted them when I was in high school because all the kids got them. They were cheap and they were low alcohol.

00:18:40 - 00:19:01 | Speaker 7:

It was me and my 65-year-old aunt. We were hanging out having cocktails together. All right. Thank you for the call. Does anybody know where you can get a Miami Vice in town? I want a Miami Vice. They only seem like they have them like in tropical places. Yeah. I want one of those machines. I always wanted a Slurpee machine, like a 7-Up. I want one of those.

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