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Mojo's Manscaper Mistake
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Mojo's Manscaper Mistake

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January 3, 2023 | 00:12:34 | Leisure

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Hey, real quick. Do you believe the rumors that are out that Jim Harbaugh is leaving for the Denver Broncos?

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Yeah, I think he made that clear. Beginning of the season, he kind of almost wanted to jump to the NFL, didn't he?

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I thought, though, that he said that he was staying.

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After he got declined an offer from the Vikings, he said, I had no intention of leaving.

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But now everybody's now saying after this loss that he's leaving.

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Well, ESPN had some strong rumors that they heard rumblings of him talking. I think he's always talking. I think most coaches are always looking for the next thing. But I hope he doesn't, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he does.

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Here's my thing. You Michigan fans, you guys jump off of his jock as soon as that game happened. I was watching on social media how many people were upset with him over that loss and then posting all the bowl games that he lost. and then weeks before these are the same people that we're all talking about how he's the greatest coach and we got to stick with you know we love jim harbaugh and all those things stick with your

00:03:25 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 3:

team spike what do you mean i never left my team i know you didn't love my team and my coach i just yeah it was a bummer of a game they didn't play well i have a couple other friends on social

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media that were like all we need to move on from harbaugh and i'm like wait a second you're the same guys that literally we're talking about how harbaugh is the only guy that's beaten Ohio State you know twice now and I don't know I just I get I get carried away but welcome to sports radio 1150 WDFN the fan no I want to bring something up here right now this actually this is kind of sports radio kind of a conversation ready so I had all my boys home for Christmas Joe flew in from thank God he missed out we got him in a day early thank God from that storm that just completely clobbered us and the cold weather how how crazy cold and and awful was that just the blowing snow um and then jacob had has been in for like the last couple of weeks so he was with us for a couple of weeks and so it was fun having them with their brother luke who's home you know in the house well one of the things that happened one of the days was uh kind of funny and chelsea and i still laugh about it and he knows nothing about it so do not tell him because i know you guys are are people that like to tell on us especially on social media to people when we bring stories up so joe did not bring a razor home with him he didn't bring anything with him he didn't bring a toothbrush he didn't bring his toothpaste it makes me wonder what kind of hygiene this kid has just when you

00:04:58 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 3:

I think you raised a... a functional adult it's unbelievable first off he packed the most unbelievably small carry-on bag and i said to him i go did you check luggage and he goes no and i look at him and he's got like a backpack and i said i go are you sure you have anything in there and he goes oh no i got it and i go so we're going out on christmas eve for like a really nice dinner downtown i said did you bring any nice clothes and he goes i think i still left some clothes here at the house i'm like joe we've cleared all your crap out of the house it's all in boxes probably somewhere so he says to me he goes dad can i use your razor and as a father of sons it's always the thing that bothers me the most when my kids use my razors really and i yeah well i think moms get this too do you ever have this where your kids or your your you know or your husband or something uses your razor the next time you use it what does it do it clobbers your face right yeah my girls have used my razors my deodorant my everything wait till lucy's using your stuff you're gonna i'm telling you she's gonna go from that beautiful little kid to that pain in the ass that's using your stuff so joe says to me he says dad can i use your uh your razor and i said yeah i said it's you know it's up in this and he goes he goes i want to use your manscaper and i said okay and i have mike and i are obsessed with this manscaper if you the lawnmower right and then what it's called lawnmower 4.0 i think it's called yeah so i have two of them um one that was my first one that i bought and then the second one was the newest edition of it that came out that i was like oh this is really cool i'm gonna get another edition of it because i want one of them for my face and the other of them for my huevos um so i mean smart idea you can't mix them i go into the bathroom and this is where you cannot tell joe this okay so don't anybody go on his social media and tell him this joe went into my bathroom to go shave because he was going to trim his his beard down um and i go into the bathroom and noticed he used my huevos ones for his face so chelsea comes into the bathroom and she's like why are you laughing i go joe asked me if he could use my razor to trim his beard and he used the one that i used to clean down there and chelsea was dying so the whole time uh that we have been hanging with joe throughout the holidays we are looking i'm going god your beard just looks amazing Oh, my gosh. That's so good.

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I always thought that's what Manscaper made, products for the junk. I didn't think. Did they make beard trimmers? This one, well, you can use the Manscaper, basically, you can use for both. Oh, okay.

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But you're saying you have two just for the two separate areas.

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Yes, I have two.

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Like two of the same one.

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But he must have one for beards because he didn't have any qualms about using them.

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Well, here's the thing. I don't get these people. Mike, do you have a separate thing for down there that you use for upstairs?

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upstairs? Yes, yes. So I just have the Manscaper for the huevos. That's because it's like a specific blade that won't cut down there. And then I have a normal one for like a regular beard trimmer for my face or whatever.

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When's your birthday? I'm going to buy you a new one for your face. Is it good on your face? It's

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so great, Mike. Wait, so there are different editions of this thing? Well, they have

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a bunch of different ones, but you can use them for whatever you want to use them for. But I know some people, oh, look who just walked in the room. Look who just walked in. Oh, jeez. I'm in Joe's studio, by the way, down in Tampa, so I'm still down here until Luke goes back to school on Thursday, so we're flying back on Wednesday.

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Well, this wasn't planned. Do we need to change the topic?

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How you doing? Fantastic. Your beard looks amazing. Not as good as your beard. You better keep growing it out. You should see mine, by the way, guys. You got a vacation beard? I've got a vacation one. I'm not shaving. I'm going no shave, no more. I don't know what it is. But let's talk about your beard, Joe. It looks fantastic.

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Why? What do you want to talk about?

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No, well, I was just talking about how you came to visit in Detroit, but you packed nothing and you had to use my razor, which you look so fantastic. I'm loving that you look. And? Yes. Your razor and? And? What? Mom didn't tell you. What? I'm never going to. What? What are you talking about?

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Are you really talking about this and you don't know?

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No, I don't know what you're talking about. I used your toothbrush the first day. What?

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Oh, that's a ballsy move. Oh, that is a ballsy move.

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Well, then I need to tell you that the manscaper that you used to trim your beard was my manscaper for my balls. No! So, but honestly, my mouth is like... Are you serious, though? I am very serious. We were just talking about this.

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Do you clean it?

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Uh, no, I use it for my, my, I have one for my privates and one for my, uh, my third floor. Yes.

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You used the wrong one.

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Well, then I don't feel bad about the toothbrush.

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He used my toothbrush. I know how you are about that. You've talked about that before. Yes. That's great. By the way, I've smelled his breath. He doesn't use a toothbrush very often. Yes, I do. Can I ask you a question? Does Alyssa ever tell you that your breath smells?

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She does.

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And what does she tell you?

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Hey, breath check. Breath check. That means that I got to go brush my teeth. Okay. I brush my teeth three times a day now.

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with your dad's toothbrush it doesn't gross you out to use another person's toothbrush i thought

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you're about to say another man's this is 2023 i don't see gender in my brush i don't know i mean like we're we're like tom brady kisses his kids and cuddles with them why can't we but the bacteria

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on a toothbrush what by the way question for you spike what's grosser because i think the

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i think the toothbrush is grosser yeah that's the interior at least the ballsy walls is out exterior. I don't know, though, on your chin. It's on your chin, though, too.

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Oh, my God. This is the grossest thing. What are you doing right now on your show? Are you in a commercial break right now? Okay. All right. We'll be back.

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We've got, like, four songs to play, and then I get to talk in 10 seconds.

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Show's sounding good, by the way, buddy. Listening to your show down here, it's always... Oh, yeah. I haven't even been on. No, I heard your... I've been listening to your best of. Your best of sounds good.

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No, we just talked about that

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Did you talk to Jed at all about that?

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Jed's been talking to like a 35 year old

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Wait Really? I could see him dating a mom

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He's not cheating or anything I think that Jed said his intentions Jed I think liked KP I don't think KP was really into it

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She was just looking for something further

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I got an issue with both the people on my show Ashley admitted she went to Miami for Christmas. She met a girl. They met for the first time on Christmas. She shared a hotel room like Judd shared a hotel room. They didn't kiss either. Really? I don't know what's going on with everyone on my show. No one does anything.

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Wait a second. I think that's a lot right there.

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Well, we all know we get to first base with Joe on the first date. Joe, by the way.

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I mean, if I was in a hotel, I would assume that we're at least, like, touching each other's butts.

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You used your dad's toothbrush. Hold on a second here Is Jackie on the phone? Jackie, hi How are you? Hey, I'm here Jackie, are you as grossed out as I'm grossed out right now?

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About the toothbrush thing? Absolutely Not so much about the razor thing Because I don't live at home anymore I moved across the state to Muskegon from Waterford And forgot my razor and used my mom's And she gave me a big talking to about how I should not have done that

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Where did you use the razor? Was it just your legs or was it other places?

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Legs and armpits

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I guess he's still wearing the razor after a while Too much use

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Well, listen, the other thing, too, is the smoothness of it Your smoothness is not like my smoothness You know what I mean? Like your mom probably ended up feeling the effects of you using that

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Yeah, I got a huge talking to about that So I make sure I always bring my razor when I come visit Yep

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Jackie, question If you were to spend the night in a hotel room with a person, another person, would you not at least, like, get a little bit of something? Because Joe's, I think, right on something here. Jed didn't supposedly touch KP, and KP didn't touch Jed. Ashley meets a girl down in Miami. She actually traveled to go meet this girl, and she claims that she didn't even touch this girl.

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That's interesting

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Maybe she didn't want to be radio topic I bet you she did

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No, no, no, no, no She told me even off the air that she didn't do anything Really? You know Ashley's bike

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She's so sexual

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She's like, I mean, I can't even picture Does she really, really like this girl? She's been super sexual I thought she was going to try to do me before she left her Yeah My thing is, and everyone kept calling into our show And saying that because of this, Ashley's now friend zone She's now friend zone

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Well, wait a second Are they still talking, or was that the end of it, and that's why they didn't do anything?

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Does she like her? I'll bring Ashley in.

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Oh, Ashley, really, I'll come back, and I'll read it. Okay, so that's the reason. She wrote like a love letter. Oh, yeah.

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Oh. Ashley. Ashley, Ashley, Ashley. Wow. All right, we've got to get to the dirty. We're running late on that. Break up her makeup's on the way, too.

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