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Mojo's New Studio Bathroom Anxiety
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo's New Studio Bathroom Anxiety

from Mojo In The Morning

November 12, 2024 | 00:10:57 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the morning. I do have to start and ask a quick question here. And I want to ask if you can participate in this. And I'm talking to those that are maybe possibly at work right now. If you work in a factory, I'm really talking to you guys because I want to know what you guys do with this. Here's the reason. Yesterday, we got a chance to go and hang out in the new building that we're going to be working in. And so the new iHeart Studios that the Mojo in the Morning Show will be calling its home base. And we did a little practice, try to see what the studio's like and learn like what buttons do what and stuff. I had one big problem with everything that happened there. And it was a problem that wasn't with our control room. Our control room is spectacular. It's beautiful. It's state of the art. It's gorgeous. The equipment's fantastic. Tony the Tiger is the best training us. He is the best. He's got the coolest name. He's great. And by the reason we call him Tony the Tiger, his name is Tony, and he works for what's called the Tiger Team here. So we call him Tony the Tiger. I'm in his real name, Tony. Can I say? I can say his name. Tony Beers. Tony Beers. That's like a fantastic name. Yeah.

00:02:37 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 4:

Do you think he's related to Madison?

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You know what? Maybe. Maybe that's how we got her. Who knows? A little family reunion. So here's my issue, and I don't even know if you guys know this yet. So yesterday, I had to go to the bathroom a couple of times. You know, it happens to you when, you know, you're a 50-plus-year-old man. And I went to the bathroom one time to pee or urinate. The second time, I thought I had a little bubble gut going on, and I thought I was going to have to sit down on the stall. Well, this new building, which is a fantastic building, and shout out to Christos, who's a fantastic landlord. But I don't know if the planning was done right on this thing. What do you mean? The building in our facility only has one stall and one urinal, okay? So in the guy's bathroom, and I don't know what the women's bathroom looks like because I am not that kind of a guy yet. It's got two stalls, that's it?

00:03:39 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 4:

Two stalls, one sink.

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Two stalls, one sink. Well, the guy's room has one urinal, one stall, one sink. I might be using that sink. I don't know. So, and I know that we have relatively a small amount of people that work here now, but we don't have that small of an amount of people. We got a lot of guys. I mean, first off, on this show alone, we got three guys. And then the other show is that in the salespeople in the building, I have in this building that we have here, we have a couple of bathrooms. We got an upstairs and a downstairs. stairs we also have in the one big one bathroom up here we have uh two stalls and a a urinal and a sink that's all you guys have in there that's all we got yeah one big this one stall is a humongous like a handicap stall but it's a big one i mean you literally could camp out in there if you want to and matter of fact i think kev has a couple of times we have four stalls so i so i'm in there in the bathroom i'm going i think i got a little bathroom anxiety because My fear is that we only have short times to go to the bathroom. I only go to the bathroom usually when we're on a commercial break when I don't have to do a live endorsement, like a live commercial. And so it has to be quick. It has to be like get in there and get out. There ain't no farting around or something in there.

00:05:01 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 1:

Well, there might be. And it got me thinking. I remember I saw something once where it said that one in three workers don't even go to the bathroom at their work because they have anxiety about the bathroom. They found that. This is actually pretty wild. They found that one in three will not go to the bathroom while they're at work. One in 12 employees has never pooped at work, which used to be you, Shannon.

00:05:27 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 2:

Now I poop here all the time. Isn't that funny? I do I just have no shame and I tell people like I'll tell Megan I have to poop so bad so watch out what was it

00:05:36 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 1:

back in that day you were like kind of like

00:05:38 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 2:

yeah I don't I was a little bit more modest but y'all have ruined me

00:05:43 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 1:

yes you're welcome thank you this is kind of wild this is 11% of Gen Z they always got to do that they always got to ask the generations employees claim that they have never pooped at work while 36% are reportedly

00:05:59 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 2:

too scared to do so yeah well that's what gives me bathroom anxiety about the new bathrooms in the building because here our stalls are actual rooms they're little rooms floor to ceiling walls you can shut the door you can lock the door and the new building is just stalls with no top and big gaps on the bottom so that gives me anxiety and also I didn't go yesterday to the bathroom and the first time that I was there all of all of the doors like all the way around the building were open but somebody told me that you have to scan we have to scan to get into the area to get back in so you have to remember to take your phone with you because that's how we get around our building and i feel like a lot of times you're gonna miss out yeah i'm gonna forget and then have to run all the way back into the studio and then run all the way back to the area where the bathrooms are and it's not close no and you have to understand we really do run right when it's

00:06:53 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 1:

bathroom time because we don't have a lot of time it becomes a situation where it's all of a sudden sam bernstein's on and all of us are running rushing out of here the area that i work and

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the bathrooms are on opposite sides of the building so it's literally i have to cross

00:07:06 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 1:

the entire building to go to go wow well i that's it's interesting so in it it's a it's a very nice facility i don't want anybody because it's beautiful amazing people think i'm not happy about this i'm extremely happy about this building working i'm a little worried about it so i want to ask this question if you work if you're working right now or you're on your way to work how many stalls how many bathrooms do you have and does anybody else have bathroom anxiety where there's not enough stalls or they feel like they can't go while they're at work like i've always wanted to know this is kenyatta uh can you call her and i want to know what at the ford plant what how what do they have like i would assume that if you work in a ford plant you got troughs like in the men's bathrooms like you did at the old joel lewis arena or something you know we've got it evolved i know We have had to eat. When I was at Michigan Stadium for the Michigan State game, they did evolve.

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Have I ever sang you my favorite song?

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What's that? Which one?

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Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

00:08:07 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

No, I've never heard that one before. That's actually pretty good.

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That is my motto. I will poop at work because you know what? You're paying me to poop. Poop it!

00:08:19 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 6:

Kenyatta, what's up? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How beautiful.

00:08:24 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 1:

First, I need to know if you can also ask some guys at work what the guys' bathroom looks like. But what's the stall situation like at the Ford plant?

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Okay. By my job, it's two of them. Both of them have three stalls, three sinks.

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Okay.

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And I will hit the button in a minute for my team lead to come take over my job to go poop.

00:08:45 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 1:

Okay. And have you ever gone in and it's all been occupied? Have you ever had a full house in there?

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I have not. My plant ends it real, real big. Okay. But I have not.

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All right.

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And if I can't get him when I hit the button, I text him and send him a little emoji to let him know what's going on.

00:09:06 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

It's that time. You got to come visit us and you got to see our new facilities. But I am warning you, don't eat Mexican before you come because I'm telling you. we love you kenyatta and by the way jose's tacos is right next door i am not going to be eating jose's tacos unless i'm going straight home right afterwards what's up james how you doing

00:09:31 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

what's up how you guys doing good first time long time so uh i was going to talk about how um we got we have uh straight bathrooms one door bathrooms at my work so i was going to talk more about how uh the people have a lot of anxiety i know it's a lot of the people have anxiety there yeah one of my co-workers he even he goes so far where um

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He says he cannot poop at work at all. He's the kind of person, he's got to take off everything to be able to poop. Oh, he's one of those kind of injuries.

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Why do people do that? Like, what part of your outfit are you going to ruin by pooping?

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It's a comfortability thing. I've got to get him a birthday suit, though.

00:10:17 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 9:

Do you know what? They don't like it touching the floor, though. They don't like their pants touching the floor or anything like that.

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But when you take them off, they are going to touch the floor.

00:10:25 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 9:

They hang them on a hook, I think. I think they hang them on a hook.

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Those gaps are too big to be naked.

00:10:29 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 9:

That's wild, though. I always wondered about those guys that do that. They get all naked in there. Are they really just pooping? So weird. It is wild. What's going on, Crystal? Hey, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:10:39 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning. I work at a daycare, and we have 24 women in there, and we only have two bathrooms.

00:10:44 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 9:

Oh, you guys are in trouble. Yeah. You guys are in trouble. That's a big brain. Yeah.

00:10:49 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 3:

There's times that there's lines. Like, I gotta go. I gotta go.

00:10:54 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 9:

I hate when I go to a restaurant, and they just have the single stalls. Like Steve's Deli has that And I gotta wait there forever

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And they know when you come out If it was you That made that smell

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It's the worst Well thank you for the call I appreciate it What's up Jill how you doing?

00:11:12 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 1:

Good morning I worked from home for four years And now I work in person in a retail store And they could have a hundred stalls And I'm still gonna have anxiety Because now other people can be in the bathroom with me

00:11:23 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 9:

I never thought about that Anybody that was a remote worker for a while going back and working amongst all the crazy people, you know?

00:11:30 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I didn't really think about it either until the first time I had to go in there and someone was in the bathroom like, oh yeah, I'm not just in the comfort of my own home anymore.

00:11:37 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 9:

What do you think about this? Because our stalls don't go all the way down to the ground, I'm thinking about bringing a change of shoes so that when people look under there, you know?

00:11:46 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're just like little ones that you can put in your pocket or something and no one will even notice you.

00:11:49 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 9:

I'm going to pull a Mr. Rogers right before I go to the bathroom.

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No one will know. When you do do in public restrooms, especially at work do you like do to as comfortably as you do at home no or do you like kind of like

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no you know what i mean like you go for i i get my business done fast yeah and i when i'm at home man it just feels comfortable it's like sitting on a couch you know what i mean like do you turn the volume down because there are other people there well a lot of times i do because i'm afraid i'll be grunting when i uh when i'm in there you know what i mean like i'll be you know i think

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