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Mojo's One-Sided Friendship
Mojo In The Morning

Mojo's One-Sided Friendship

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June 13, 2023 | 00:14:20 | Leisure

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mojo the morning show phone number is 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number it's a couple of random stories here we're talking about the uh farter earlier this morning did you see this story Be careful how much time you spend in the restroom at work A man in China was fired from his job by his employer For too much toilet time during his work hours The man reportedly took bathroom breaks That were between 47 minutes

00:03:11 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 1:

What?

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And over an hour and a half

00:03:15 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 1:

Hey, it happens Yeah, I was going to say It happens It's kind of on the low end

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47 minute bathroom break

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Some of us have IBS.

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It happens. Listen, I get it. I bet you have IBS. But come on, this guy's in there for over an hour and a half. There's something he's doing in there. IBS? I just need an iPhone. And I'll be there. But he ended up getting fired because he had no proof of medical issues causing him to do that. He was just doing it to hide in the bathroom. By the way, you'll have to call out. Do you have anybody in your office that is the office bathroomer? The person that goes to the bathroom all the time and just sits in the bathroom all day?

00:03:51 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 5:

When you say all the time, is that...

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I always walk into the bathroom and see the same people every time. We have the same bladder problems, you know, or the same bladder hours. And it's always Casey from the rock station next door. I walk into the bathroom, it's Casey. You guys have the nicest bathrooms in the world. Really? What? That might be the only thing that we have nice in this place.

00:04:11 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 1:

We've not been in the ladies' room that only has a sink that maybe works sometimes. But it's not about that. It's about the full doors.

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Yes.

00:04:19 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 1:

Oh, okay. Well, you also get a shower when you flush in the girls' room.

00:04:24 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, same with the guys. And now we have an automatic flusher on our one toilet there, too.

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Oh, you fancy.

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You got to stand and run.

00:04:32 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 1:

You might as well not have doors on the bathrooms here in Toledo because the gaps are so large, you can see everybody washing their hands.

00:04:39 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

The building has settled, causing the doors to not be on their hinges. Listen to this one, too. Helicopter parents are becoming so present that they have entered the workplace where helicopter parents are now filling out applications on behalf of their now adult children.

00:05:00 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 5:

asking to sit in on job interviews, and even dropping into the office to mediate disputes. The boom in remote working didn't help. More than half of 18- to 24-year-olds lived with at least one parent between 2022 and now. And they say that many of these kids were raised by these parents that were very helicopter-y. They were a very big part of their lives. Well, now they're causing for issues in their workplaces.

00:05:31 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 3:

You want to know what's so funny? So one of my very close girlfriends is the manager of a business that most of the majority of their employees are like college kids. OK. High school, college kids. And she was telling me that over the past couple of weeks, she's had so many parents call her to call off their kids to say that they had to stay home and study for finals. She's like, I was having moms and dads call me Telling me why their 20-year-old Couldn't come into work Because they had to study for finals

00:06:05 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 4:

I wonder what a Tony Travato would do If somebody's mommy called in And said, you really upset my child today Write a promo about it Yeah, you would, you probably would Deep Voice guy would be doing

00:06:16 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 5:

On Mojo in the morning By the way, there was somebody That used to work here at the radio station whose father called the general manager and tried to negotiate their contract for them. Did it work? Yeah, and it wasn't that he was a lawyer or anything like that. He just called up when they offered them the first contract and said, hi, this is so-and-so, so-and-so's dad. And the general manager knew him kind of from being around and stuff and said, yeah, and he goes, we should talk about this contract that you offered. And it was like trying to do it. I don't know if it worked or not, but I do know that it became then kind of a little bit of a joke. um one in five relationships is the result of one partner poaching the mates from another wait yeah the researchers polled 16 000 people in 53 countries and they found that 20 percent of long-term relationships begin when one or both partners is involved with somebody else so basically mate poaching or going and starting a relationship with somebody else well Well, in some cases, yes. Some people in some countries call it that. Other people call it some, I don't know, they call it mate poaching, but isn't that wild?

00:07:29 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 2:

Well, I'm also wondering how many times are you just like dating a guy? You break up and then your friend starts dating him. So not necessarily cheating, but you met because they were dating a friend?

00:07:39 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, well, I'm thinking that happens a lot too, and then that's not cheating. Yeah, that wouldn't be a cheating situation. You just get their sloppy seconds.

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Oh, don't say that.

00:07:50 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

What's up? Gail, what's going on?

00:07:53 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. Happy birthday, Mojo.

00:07:56 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 5:

Oh, thank you. That was very nice of you. Thank you.

00:07:59 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

So, yeah, the vice president's son, who is a manager at my company, will spend like an hour and a half every freaking morning in the bathroom.

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Really?

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I swear to God. He's like, okay, so he'll go. We have like a lot of different buildings on our property, and he'll go to the maintenance, and there's only one bathroom there and he'll spend like so long in there and like everybody's trying to get their trucks ready including me and I have to pee and I can't because Butch is in the bathroom.

00:08:26 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 2:

Butch is in the bathroom.

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Wouldn't it be great if his name is Butch?

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I got a poo!

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I love that.

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You should make a sign for the door that says Butch's bathroom.

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I really should. But you gotta be careful though because he's the boss's kid, right?

00:08:44 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 1:

He's a spoiled brat. He gets away with everything. And we all joke around like that. We're all a bunch of kids. So I think a sign would be cool.

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What does dad think of that?

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Dad probably does it too in the other bathroom. I just don't see him.

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That's funny. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

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Have a great day, guys.

00:09:03 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 5:

All right. Take care of yourself. War of the Roses coming up here in just a little bit. I have a friend of mine, and you guys will have to tell me if you think I'm in the wrong on this one. But I have a friend of mine who called me to tell me that I was a one-sided friend. My buddy Paul says that I am a horrible friend because he said he always calls me and that I rarely call him. And as a matter of fact, he said that there are a lot of streets named after me one way. and he says that in the last month uh he has called me 10 times to the fact that i have called him 0.0 times why is he keeping score i don't know he says he gets very upset by that whole thing so last night he told me this over the weekend so last night i actually called him before i went to bed because i wanted I'm going to go ahead.

00:10:00 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 4:

to check in on him i don't i did i just want to you wanted to have one point i did i wanted to get one because i felt really bad about it but i just wanted to make sure that you know he knew that i was still there and then also i didn't have to talk much because he knew i was going to bed a wonderful answer his phone now uh i don't know you know what's funny is i don't think he ever wakes up this early in the morning he's one of those guys that will send you text messages at like three in the morning of TikToks that he saw. So it might be on.

00:10:29 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 5:

Have you ever heard like somebody say to you though?

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By the way, does this count as a call to him? Calls one's voice. Oh, he's not going to answer.

00:10:36 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 5:

Have you ever heard somebody say to you, if you're kind of iffy about a friendship, see what would happen, especially if you feel like you're always the one reaching out, which in your case is Paul, not you. But what would happen if you stopped reaching out? Would the friendship survive?

00:10:50 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 4:

I don't know. That's actually kind of scary to think that.

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Right, because I know there are people in my life that if I stopped pursuing, if I stopped reaching out to them and constantly calling or checking in or whatever, I probably would never talk to them again.

00:11:07 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 4:

So then why are you pursuing them?

00:11:09 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 5:

Well, I've learned my lesson with this and kind of realized that, but it's really interesting if you take a step ahead.

00:11:16 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if I have any of those kind of friends like that. What's that, Megan?

00:11:20 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 1:

I was going to say, isn't that also a really great way to gauge who is a super important part of your life? Like, for me, our old producer, Ellen, and I, we're still very, very close. And I know that if I don't reach out in a certain amount of time, she always, like, texts me and says, hey, checking in, haven't heard. And I just love those people that are like, hey. It's been a minute. I'm going to check in on you. Yeah.

00:11:41 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:42 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. I will have to go through my list of people because I think that there are those that will text me or call me that I would consider to be friendly acquaintances. And I feel bad to say this, but we probably don't call them very much because we're just caught up in like the busy times of our lives, like work times and stuff. But I do see them and have great interactions with them. Like Paul, for instance. Paul is one of those guys that I actually really enjoy being around. But I don't just randomly call them up out of the blue and just say, hey, what are you doing? But I do have those kind of friends that you do that with, like where you just randomly call. Chelsea says that the only time that I ever call anybody is when I'm in a car. So if I'm at home sitting on the couch or whatever, or if I'm here at work, I won't just call you. But if I'm in a car, I cannot sit quiet in the car. What's going on, Katie?

00:12:40 - 00:12:42 | Speaker 3:

Good morning, guys. Happy belated birthday, Mojo.

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Oh, thank you. I appreciate you.

00:12:44 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 3:

So I had a friend in college. I actually met my boyfriend of eight years through her. He was her boyfriend's best friend, and I was her best friend. And so the four of us used to hang out for like two, three years. And then there was a period of time where I was traveling. So I had her watching my cat for me. And then I came back to the States and told her, hey, I got like a souvenir for me. Do you want to hang out sometime? And she's like, well, I'm busy right now, maybe later. Okay. And that went on back and forth for maybe like a week or two. And then finally I kind of did what Shannon did. And I was like, well, let's see when she reaches out to me. She straight up never did.

00:13:26 - 00:13:26 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no.

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But, like, a month or two later, cards unfolded, and my mom, unfortunately, passed away, and she never, ever reached out to me. Oh, that's wonderful. Yeah, it just fizzles out, right?

00:13:37 - 00:13:39 | Speaker 5:

Because you're putting in all the work, right?

00:13:40 - 00:13:47 | Speaker 3:

Exactly. So it's not worth it, especially when I was going through, like, a whole world imploding. Like, I needed good friends around me, and it wasn't worth putting in that energy.

00:13:47 - 00:14:07 | Speaker 4:

See, that's interesting that you say that because, you know, like, usually you'll have a traumatic thing happen in your family or, like, mine was my surgery. And then that you see who your friends really are Because the people that will check on you Or check on your family Or come to a funeral You always know how good a person is Based on whether or not they'll come to the wake or the funeral You know

00:14:07 - 00:14:20 | Speaker 3:

Oh well at her funeral I had a And at that point I'd been out of high school for like You know probably five years And I actually had a friend from high school That I hadn't spoke to in like six years Show up to the funeral

00:14:20 - 00:14:22 | Speaker 4:

Oh that's nice

00:14:22 - 00:14:29 | Speaker 3:

Yeah so it's like you show us how they care you support your support system wow thank you for the call what's up amanda

00:14:29 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 2:

hi so i'm the opposite of you mojo and it's something i kind of struggle with a lot where i feel in a lot of my friendships i'm putting in more than what i'm receiving but i've also learned that with some people it's just about how they show affection um and obviously you know like the last caller who said she you know had a family member pass away and people weren't there for her Like, that's different, but, like, some people don't like to be around people all the time where I'm more.

00:15:00 - 00:15:02 | Speaker 1:

the type to call and invite people

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out. It's all about

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different preferences and how they learn to show love in their love languages.

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Yeah, well, here's what I was thinking about doing. Amanda, I want everybody, I'm going to give Paul's number out to you guys right now, and I want you guys all to call Paul. No, I'm just kidding. I don't want to do that. But hold on. Let's call him and just leave him a voicemail message and just say, Paul, we just wanted to say hi to you. You're just adding another one to the call list. Yes. This will be the second call of the day. This is the second call of the day, Tim.

00:15:32 - 00:15:33 | Speaker 1:

So you have to say, I'm catching up. Yeah.

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Just wanted to truly make sure you're okay. Actually, I was thinking about doing that yesterday, last night when I called him. After we hung up the phone, call him again and say, okay, now it's 10 to 2.

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That's the voicemail. All right.

00:15:46 - 00:15:49 | Speaker 6:

We're going to leave him a voicemail message. Hold on a second here.

00:15:50 - 00:16:07 | Speaker 1:

He probably thinks there's an emergency at this point. You think? I don't know. Two calls in a row. I don't know. After not hearing from you. Paul Clem's voicemail, please leave a message, and I'll call you back. All right, thank you. Here we go. At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.

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Paul, I just want you to know I called you twice this morning, okay, and then last night once. So now I've called you three times in the last 24 hours, and I'm actually bringing some people on to the call just to say hello. Say hi to Paul.

00:16:21 - 00:16:23 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Paul. Good morning. Hey, Paul.

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So we just wanted to say hi. So, I do still care about you as a friend.

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Love you.

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Take care, Paul.

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Bye, Paul.

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Bye. All right. We'll be back with more. Oh, no, we're not taking a break. No. Let's fill up his entire voicemail.

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