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Mojo's Only Fans - Father Al
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Mojo's Only Fans - Father Al

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April 27, 2023 | 00:08:12 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Hey, this afternoon, if you aren't doing anything, and maybe you are a member already of this location, or a member of any of the Planet Fitness locations, maybe you have a black heart, come out and hang with me from 5 till 7. I will be in Canton Planet Fitness Ford Road. So the Canton Planet Fitness on Ford Road. Want to see you there. Actually, Dr. Darius and I are going to be there. Dr. Darius from our sister station, FM 98 WJLB. Both of us are helping to raise money for Make-A-Wish. There are wishes that we need to get granted for kids in this area that have been faced with terminal illnesses and families need to have a wish that will put a smile on their faces. If you come out, we will set you up with some good prizes. We've got a really huge amount of prizes, concert tickets, the big concerts that we give away tickets to, and golf outings and all kinds of stuff. I mean, I was looking at some of the prizes. I'm like, I want to win some of these. So we're just going to raffle them off. And then everybody who goes to Planet Fitness and hangs out and just makes even a dollar donation can win or get a free smoothie. So we're doing all-

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From Smoothie King, by the way.

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That's right, which is your favorite and our favorite.

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So good, yes. In a boat with a scoop of peanut butter.

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It's funny that this is so cool, but they've been doing this and they've been literally selling out of smoothies because people have been going in and giving the donations. And my favorite is you get a free smoothie, but people are going in trying to get the free smoothie making a donation but their donations are like twice

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or five times

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the amount of

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the smoothie is

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so it's cool so they're raising money that's again Canton 5 till 7 tonight we will see you there I will be there and then I'm racing home to watch the Lions hopefully make a great draft pick what time does that start 7 o'clock 7 o'clock

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yeah

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our Mojo's only fans if you are a fan of the Mojo on the morning show and want to win some cash, we got some cash. We're offering up little tasks for you to do. We've had some great ones so far that have offered to do this. The first task is sit on our toilet at the radio station on Facebook Live, so you're definitely going to be seen by everybody, and reading the book Everybody Poops for an hour. We've had so many people that have wanted to do this, Michael from Sandusky, Jack from Toledo, Robin from Southfield, Nikki from Adrian, Jackie from Rochester, Delina from Royal Oak, Emma from Toledo. So that's just a few that I remember their names. And then we've got.

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a couple other people here, and then we've got to pick somebody for this. And my favorite is that you pick the price. What is your price? What do you want us to pay you? We learned a little bit about OnlyFans yesterday from one of our listeners, a mom who's on OnlyFans to raise money for her bills and stuff, and she does some crazy stuff. Casey, are you there?

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Yeah, I'm here. How are you guys doing?

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Good morning. Good morning, Casey. Casey, would you do this task?

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Oh, definitely. 100% would do it.

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How much money would you want to do it?

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Well, I would come from Toledo. I'd want $450. I'd get my brakes fixed and new tags on my car with it. Oh, that's big. You need that.

00:05:40 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 1:

I like also knowing why you want to do it because that makes me feel good. Like the person who called yesterday and said that they don't have the down payment for that house that they needed to get.

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Yep, yep.

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Okay, Casey. Yeah, I heard her. I don't know how to do oxen, but I can do voice changes and be like, Mom, please. I know how to use the toilet paper.

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Okay, let me audition you. Let me audition you. Repeat after me. A one-hump camel makes a one-hump poop. A two-hump camel makes a two-hump poop. That's from the book, by the way. You remember that?

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So we have a one-hump camel that makes a one-hump poop. And then we have a two-hump camel that makes a two-hump poop.

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A two-hump.

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It's not in front of me. I'm not kidding.

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It's good.

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That's amazing that you guys remember that.

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I don't know how many times we've read that book.

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All right. You've got to get those breaks fixed. So that's a good possibility. So hang on one second. That's a good one there. Father Al, are you there, Father Al?

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Yo, yo, yo, yo. Father Al's right here.

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Father Al, are you like a real father? Like a real father?

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Some people call me Father Al, you know, because I'd be blessed and stuff.

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Oh, okay.

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A lot of people don't like to say father part.

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Oh, okay.

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He's not going to hell.

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Yeah, I like that, though. Like, he just blesses things. Just call me Father Mike. Father Al, the last caller said $450. Yours is much less. Why is that?

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Because it sounds like Lydia likes expensive coffee, so I just want to make sure I can clear the bill.

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So that's it? So you're getting enough money?

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You just want an in for Lydia.

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Enough money to be able to ask Lydia out. Didn't you not hear that she devoted her love and affection to that gas station guy? I thought she was kidding. No, you didn't.

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I even wrote it in my diary. I thought it was a joke.

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Really? Now, how much money was it that you told us that you would want for doing this?

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Oh, just 72 bucks, just about it. Okay, wait, that is very specific.

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Why $72 and not 100 bucks?

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Well, for the expensive coffee, I feel like it would be like 30 bucks each and then a little $12 tip.

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Honestly, I like you because you put so much thought into this.

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Lydia, I think gas station guy needs to worry if we pick this guy. If Father Al's here tomorrow, then there's something going on here.

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I gave her my number, so that's a good story, isn't it? Are you peeing right now? Am I what? It sounds like you're peeing. Oh, no, I'm at work. I had to hide because I was sitting down. You crap standing up.

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You did sound for a second there like you were doing it in the toilet. All right, hang on one second, Father Al.

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All right, babe.

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Lydia. be careful of that guy. I don't know. That's bad news. I still like the callers from yesterday better.

00:08:30 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 2:

I liked the callers from yesterday, and I liked that one guy from the day before, but I think we were going to use him for something else. He came up with his own idea.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Do you know who I'm talking about? Yep.

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The guy that wants to get the... The tattoo. Yes. The twinkle. Yeah.

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Yes, on his pelvis is what he said.

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The mojo in the morning tattoo on his pelvis for his own proof that he's an OnlyFan. And again, Father Al might be a good misfit, though. I don't know. Father Al, you could be a good

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misfit. Is that right? Yeah. Is that good or bad? No, that's good.

00:08:59 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

Mojo in the Morning Misfits, the regulars on our show. I always look at them as good.

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Is Lydia going to be on it? Lydia is

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no. Lydia is our phone screener and she works for the show. She is not a misfit. Hey, she sounds like she

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knows how to have a good time though. Yeah.

00:09:18 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

Father Al, are you Keldian?

00:09:20 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 4:

No, but talk to me nice. I'm Mexican. Okay.

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All right.

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Talk to you nice.

00:09:25 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

Caldean. Caldean. Lydia, by the way, I just want you to know Father Al likes you because she's a very religious woman. She goes to Bible study.

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Let her know. I can tell her a thing or two about a thing or two. I have time on Saturday.

00:09:44 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

Lydia, is Bible study tonight that you do? Is it normally on Thursdays or what night of the week is that?

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It's on Wednesdays.

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Wednesdays. So it was last night.

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Yeah, it was on Wednesdays. Oh, mine's on Mondays.

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My ears are on Mondays. Okay. All right, Father Al. We'll talk to you later.

00:09:59 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 4:

All right, buddy. Thank you. All right, thanks. Father Al's going to be a troublemaker, isn't he? Yes. I think so right there. Yes. Yeah. Although he might be fun. Could you imagine him just, like, diverting off of the book tomorrow and then having some fun on Facebook Live?

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